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Date Signed Up:10/19/2011
Last Login:7/23/2014
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Content Ranking:#10684
Comment Ranking:#1699
Highest Content Rank:#2247
Highest Comment Rank:#291
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#99 - In the end, its just a bunch of guys running around shooting e…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2013 on Boo! +1
User avatar #100 - DontDeleteMeAgain (11/14/2013) [-]
this is true, theres not really a rivalry between the two
#124 - You're a worthless mediocre wizard. 11/14/2013 on Its Malcolm in Middle 0
#200 - I fucking hate turned based fighting games. 11/14/2013 on tiers 0
#196 - You cant make Farquaad a thing. Ogre my dead body. 11/14/2013 on tiers 0
#195 - Fuck you spotify. 11/14/2013 on tiers +1
#369 - I am a lady.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/14/2013 on Another Unpopular Opinion 0
#370 - rakaka (11/14/2013) [-]
but seriously, sorry if i offend as if i actually care I just assume every person on the internet to be a slightly overweight 20-something white male unless indicated otherwise
#371 - duvallwhitey (11/14/2013) [-]
Lol just kidding Im a 175lb male.
Hah.
I'm outta here faggots.
#372 - rakaka (11/14/2013) [-]
#15 - I am a Titanic survivor and I think the movie Titanic with Leo… 11/12/2013 on Sorry for my honesty. +1
#80 - Not generalizing is wrong.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2013 on Another Unpopular Opinion +1
#89 - detoxpain (11/12/2013) [-]
I wouldn't say Christianity is wrong in the sense that it's bad to practice it, everyone is entitled to whatever belief they would like, there are some beliefs that are pretty dumb though.
#13 - By putting one foot in front of the other probably. 11/12/2013 on Awww yes! +119
#71 - Thats the spirit. 11/12/2013 on Another Unpopular Opinion +2
#37 - Yeah, Soccer sucks. 11/12/2013 on New York, New York -1
#63 - Christianity is wrong.  [+] (17 new replies) 11/12/2013 on Another Unpopular Opinion +35
#337 - alphadolan (11/13/2013) [-]
There is this Homosexual named Christian I think he's wrong...



Not because he's a homosexual he just lies a lot
#328 - hellsjester (11/13/2013) [-]
how bout we all just agree ignorance is wrong.
User avatar #287 - leafonthewind (11/13/2013) [-]
nah, just ccuunntt
User avatar #284 - wolvesbrickwall (11/13/2013) [-]
edgy.jpg
User avatar #267 - garymotherfingoak (11/13/2013) [-]
both of you

2edgy
#151 - anonymous (11/13/2013) [-]
i think both are wrong... what now?
#98 - rakaka (11/12/2013) [-]
Honestly the only difference between you and him is the amount of people who agree/disagree
User avatar #215 - wliia (11/13/2013) [-]
How so? Is there no moral objectivity? Is a rapist equally as guilty as someone who regularly donates to charity, the only difference being how many people agree/ disagree with them?
#247 - rakaka (11/13/2013) [-]
No, I was saying how he just bluntly stated that "Christianity is wrong" and that is just at hateful as saying homosexuality is wrong. He isn't any better for saying that and the only difference between duvallwhitey and ccuunntt is how many thumbs they have and what color those thumbs are.
User avatar #369 - duvallwhitey (11/14/2013) [-]
I am a lady.
#370 - rakaka (11/14/2013) [-]
but seriously, sorry if i offend as if i actually care I just assume every person on the internet to be a slightly overweight 20-something white male unless indicated otherwise
#371 - duvallwhitey (11/14/2013) [-]
Lol just kidding Im a 175lb male.
Hah.
I'm outta here faggots.
#372 - rakaka (11/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #340 - hanabro (11/13/2013) [-]
It's different. A christian saying homosexuality is wrong is stating that a person is wrong for what they are, whereas a non-christian saying that a christian is wrong is stating simply that something they believe is incorrect, and not an attack on the person themselves.
User avatar #339 - coldactill (11/13/2013) [-]
^ ^ ^ ^ This is why I don't understand the love at the moment for democracy. The idea that the majority is always correct, and 51% of the people can completely overrule the 49% and leave them without a voice. Where as in a constitution 99% of the people could not take away the rights of 1% of the population. We should all have equal rights, not majority rules.
User avatar #69 - lnyanchl (11/12/2013) [-]
You know what, fuck all these people thinking the bible says "no homosexuality" or some shit like that.

There are other rules in the bible, yet you do not follow those, do you?
I accept homosexuality, hell, I even have a few gay friends (they're pretty nice people) , and I believe in god.
#71 - duvallwhitey (11/12/2013) [-]
Thats the spirit.
#50 - Imagine if he did it next to an ant hill.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2013 on (untitled) +4
User avatar #55 - thatguyontheright (11/12/2013) [-]
A fire ant hill
#20 - Dimmadon't.... 11/12/2013 on God Dimmadamnit +1
#40 - thanks 11/12/2013 on Looking for Jaden -27
#178 - Really? Thats it? He showed us. 11/12/2013 on Blizzcon Crowd +2
#67 - I think Episode 1 was alright.  [+] (13 new replies) 11/12/2013 on This is the type of Jedi I... +5
User avatar #83 - slumberdonkey (11/12/2013) [-]
Can you tell me the plot of it? I'll admit, the special effects were very good, but the best part about the old series was that the special effects weren't that good, but the story was very, very, very good.
User avatar #105 - discipl (11/12/2013) [-]
The plot to Phantom Menace? Well, there was much hostility between the human population of Naboo and the Trade Federation because the Federation were boycotting all trade from Naboo in attempts to sway them into a bargain. However this hostility eventually lead to the Federation's invasion of Naboo after ambassadors were not recieved. The two Jedi help the Queen of Naboo escape to Courescant where she pleads her case to the galactic Senate, but after the Supreme Chancellor is booted she gets fed up with waiting idely by while her people on her home planet are being massacred. So they go back and kick some ass and defeat the invasion. The end.. Oh yea and somewhere in there they pick up that Anakin guy.
User avatar #108 - slumberdonkey (11/12/2013) [-]
I'm going to assume you read the books or some shit. How bout this? Who was the protagonist?
User avatar #112 - discipl (11/12/2013) [-]
I did read the books, but all that I said was explained in the movie itself. The protagonist is probably technically Anakin Skywalker for Episodes I, II and III, and then Luke for IV, V and VI. Now I'm not saying that Phantom Menace had an amazing storyline, but George Lucas did do a good job of having everything work its way together through the 6 movies.
User avatar #116 - slumberdonkey (11/13/2013) [-]
Anakin skywalker, who, in the phantom menace, didn't show up until halfway through the movie and had no power over the events that were unfolding around him. Yes. What a fantastic character to relate to. What a superb demonstration of literary genius.
User avatar #110 - mrevitcartta (11/12/2013) [-]
Does a story have to have any one protagonist?
User avatar #117 - slumberdonkey (11/13/2013) [-]
If you can give me an example of a movie that is very highly revered that doesn't have a clear protagonist I will give you this point.
User avatar #121 - discipl (11/13/2013) [-]
Also.. movies that don't have just one clear protagonist can include: Pulp Fiction, all three lotr movies (I would definitely debate Frodo being the only protagonist), Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Snatch, The Avengers, and I'm sure there's more..
User avatar #122 - slumberdonkey (11/13/2013) [-]
Pulp fiction is unique in that it has several protagonists at each others' throats (brilliant Tarantino), i won't even debate that frodo isn't the protagonist. It's a classic underdog story. He takes the responsibility. He holds the ring the whole time. He throws it.
User avatar #118 - mrevitcartta (11/13/2013) [-]
Gummo. Highly revered among the indie crowd. Stop trying to pick apart Episode 1. If you don't like it you don't like it. Leave it alone.
User avatar #119 - slumberdonkey (11/13/2013) [-]
my problem isnt that it was a bad movie. its that the original trilogy is a masterpiece and the new one is a monstrosity that will never go away.
User avatar #120 - discipl (11/13/2013) [-]
I think once Disney puts out the next trilogy you might not think so poorly of the new trilogy ;)
User avatar #123 - slumberdonkey (11/13/2013) [-]
Disney has made fantastic movies. They made avengers better than the iron man movies, thor, and the first hulk movie.
#176 - Well that explains that.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2013 on Blizzcon Crowd 0
User avatar #179 - vgmddg (11/12/2013) [-]
Yup. Bad idea I think. Then again if he's forced to re-implement it, all the people that turned troll given the opportunity will be banned.
#164 - Dumb lady should have been raped like most people on this site…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2013 on Pocket Sand ™ +1
User avatar #166 - raamageddon (11/12/2013) [-]
It seems we have one of two options.

Super-strict rules that keep the site clean but kind of miserable, or super-lenient rules that result in spam out the ass...
#174 - So what is it a fad for people to be really mean for no reason?  [+] (5 new replies) 11/12/2013 on Blizzcon Crowd +2
User avatar #177 - reaperriley (11/12/2013) [-]
Its admin's new set of rules and such to get back at us for all of our bitching.
User avatar #178 - duvallwhitey (11/12/2013) [-]
Really? Thats it?
He showed us.
User avatar #175 - vgmddg (11/12/2013) [-]
From MOTD bar at the top of the page:

There is no longer a penalty for too many thumbs down. You can now post unpopular opinions without fear.
- Unpopular opinions/trolls are allowed and encouraged
User avatar #176 - duvallwhitey (11/12/2013) [-]
Well that explains that.
User avatar #179 - vgmddg (11/12/2013) [-]
Yup. Bad idea I think. Then again if he's forced to re-implement it, all the people that turned troll given the opportunity will be banned.
#25 - Easy tiger, I lost interest 1 comment ago.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/12/2013 on Danny Trejo +4
User avatar #26 - hudis (11/12/2013) [-]
Hah, didn't mean to sound defensive. I just know a lot of people on this site are very keen on sources.
User avatar #28 - emslajv (11/12/2013) [-]
PICS OR IT DINT HAPPEN
#23 - Okay.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/12/2013 on Danny Trejo +2
User avatar #24 - hudis (11/12/2013) [-]
You can google it yourself if you want, and feel free to prove me wrong if I'm misremembering. I recall it taking some time to find a reliable source last time so I'm not going to start digging again.
User avatar #25 - duvallwhitey (11/12/2013) [-]
Easy tiger, I lost interest 1 comment ago.
User avatar #26 - hudis (11/12/2013) [-]
Hah, didn't mean to sound defensive. I just know a lot of people on this site are very keen on sources.
User avatar #28 - emslajv (11/12/2013) [-]
PICS OR IT DINT HAPPEN
#25 - I know.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2013 on America and Freedom 0
User avatar #26 - emppilaf (11/12/2013) [-]
I thought you were legit trying to prove a point..
I'm a picky eater though..
I don't eat anything fast food...
#22 - Here in America, we can afford to be really picky.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/12/2013 on America and Freedom +1
User avatar #23 - emppilaf (11/12/2013) [-]
I live in America dude...
User avatar #25 - duvallwhitey (11/12/2013) [-]
I know.
User avatar #26 - emppilaf (11/12/2013) [-]
I thought you were legit trying to prove a point..
I'm a picky eater though..
I don't eat anything fast food...
#20 - How do you know?  [+] (6 new replies) 11/12/2013 on Danny Trejo +2
User avatar #22 - hudis (11/12/2013) [-]
I read it somewhere, looked it up and it was true.
User avatar #23 - duvallwhitey (11/12/2013) [-]
Okay.
User avatar #24 - hudis (11/12/2013) [-]
You can google it yourself if you want, and feel free to prove me wrong if I'm misremembering. I recall it taking some time to find a reliable source last time so I'm not going to start digging again.
User avatar #25 - duvallwhitey (11/12/2013) [-]
Easy tiger, I lost interest 1 comment ago.
User avatar #26 - hudis (11/12/2013) [-]
Hah, didn't mean to sound defensive. I just know a lot of people on this site are very keen on sources.
User avatar #28 - emslajv (11/12/2013) [-]
PICS OR IT DINT HAPPEN
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User avatar #109 - herecomesjohnny (06/26/2014) [-]
hey what was that reply to? "hehweed solves errything man"
guy deleted the post
User avatar #110 to #109 - duvallwhitey (06/26/2014) [-]
SOme mumbo jumbo about weed curing shit.
User avatar #103 to #102 - duvallwhitey (04/14/2014) [-]
Probably ask them what they want first
User avatar #104 to #103 - majormayor (04/14/2014) [-]
Smart decision.
User avatar #105 to #104 - duvallwhitey (04/14/2014) [-]
Id totally do the first one, but Im no rapist.
User avatar #106 to #105 - majormayor (04/14/2014) [-]
You'd have to figure out how to get into her pants.
User avatar #107 to #106 - duvallwhitey (04/14/2014) [-]
Well, firstly shed have to take them off
#99 - majormayor has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #100 to #99 - duvallwhitey (02/18/2014) [-]
Im not very horny right now
User avatar #85 - mayormilkman (01/02/2014) [-]
Are you a pretty princess?
#86 to #85 - duvallwhitey (01/02/2014) [-]
Damn straight I am.
User avatar #87 to #86 - mayormilkman (01/02/2014) [-]
Cool.
User avatar #88 to #87 - duvallwhitey (01/02/2014) [-]
....why did you post that comment anyway?
User avatar #89 to #88 - mayormilkman (01/02/2014) [-]
It's something I'm doing for fun mainly on my friends' profiles.
#83 - elricbros has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #84 to #83 - duvallwhitey (01/02/2014) [-]
Tag.
You're it.
User avatar #69 - mayormilkman (09/12/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #70 to #69 - duvallwhitey (09/12/2013) [-]
Thank you for posting on my profile.
I'm so lonely here.
User avatar #71 to #70 - mayormilkman (09/12/2013) [-]
It looked like I haven't posted "butts" here yet, so...

Butts!
User avatar #72 to #71 - duvallwhitey (09/12/2013) [-]
What do those little eyes mean?
User avatar #73 to #72 - mayormilkman (09/12/2013) [-]
It's a spoiler tag.

Butts!
User avatar #74 to #73 - duvallwhitey (09/12/2013) [-]
My oldfag mind doesnt know any of your new fancy lingo
User avatar #75 to #74 - mayormilkman (09/12/2013) [-]
Butts?
#76 to #75 - duvallwhitey (09/12/2013) [-]
Sigh nevermind....................   
   
Yes butts
Sigh nevermind....................

Yes butts
User avatar #77 to #76 - mayormilkman (09/12/2013) [-]
Do you like butts?

oh man what
User avatar #78 to #77 - duvallwhitey (09/12/2013) [-]
I am an ass man, all the way.
User avatar #79 to #78 - mayormilkman (09/12/2013) [-]
Excellent.
User avatar #81 to #80 - mayormilkman (09/12/2013) [-]
Yeah.
User avatar #82 to #81 - duvallwhitey (09/12/2013) [-]
Cool.
User avatar #61 - googleoverlords ONLINE (01/08/2013) [-]
umm who are you again (sorry i dont remember)
User avatar #62 to #61 - duvallwhitey (01/08/2013) [-]
Haha
I just happened to accept all friend requests in the interface
and you were in there
So....yeah
User avatar #63 to #62 - googleoverlords ONLINE (01/08/2013) [-]
huh
well then i guess we meet again
User avatar #64 to #63 - duvallwhitey (01/08/2013) [-]
We were posting in some pony thread
Back to back against haters, idk...
User avatar #65 to #64 - googleoverlords ONLINE (01/08/2013) [-]
sounds about right, well when you need another brony's assistance feel free to call upon me
User avatar #66 to #65 - duvallwhitey (01/08/2013) [-]
Will do, friend.
User avatar #67 to #66 - duvallwhitey (01/08/2013) [-]
Hey google?
User avatar #68 to #67 - googleoverlords ONLINE (01/08/2013) [-]
yes?
#44 - doctorlean **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #45 to #44 - duvallwhitey (12/15/2012) [-]
English please?
#46 to #45 - doctorlean **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #47 to #46 - duvallwhitey (12/15/2012) [-]
I try not to get sucked too far into the fandom.
If that's what you're asking.
#48 to #47 - doctorlean **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#49 to #48 - duvallwhitey (12/15/2012) [-]
Yes, and why should my personal life matter to you?
#50 to #49 - doctorlean **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#51 to #50 - duvallwhitey (12/15/2012) [-]
Yes I can.   
Welcome to my profile page, where I can do whatever I want.
Yes I can.
Welcome to my profile page, where I can do whatever I want.
#52 to #51 - doctorlean **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#53 to #52 - duvallwhitey (12/15/2012) [-]
Mine.
Mine.
#54 to #53 - doctorlean **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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User avatar #57 to #55 - duvallwhitey (12/15/2012) [-]
Think we're on 4chan or some shit?
#58 to #57 - doctorlean **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #59 to #58 - duvallwhitey (12/15/2012) [-]
Another fun thing about it being on my profile is this handy dandy little block feature.
Ill just turn that on *boop*
User avatar #60 to #59 - duvallwhitey (12/15/2012) [-]
Isn't this fun?
#43 - mayormilkman (09/25/2012) [-]
You might want to delete a few of those comments done there.

I'm just saying...
User avatar #36 - bronan (07/24/2012) [-]
Nice profile, just kidding pony porn is disgusting and you should hang yourself.
User avatar #37 to #36 - duvallwhitey (07/26/2012) [-]
Thanks
Ill remember this experience
User avatar #38 to #37 - tdogmeds (08/31/2012) [-]
Tried to thumb up.
User avatar #39 to #38 - duvallwhitey (08/31/2012) [-]
I fail to recognize who you tried to thumb up.
User avatar #40 to #39 - tdogmeds (08/31/2012) [-]
You, dude.
Clop away.
But you should probably delete these NSFW comments.

They're handing out bands like candy.
User avatar #41 to #40 - duvallwhitey (08/31/2012) [-]
Thanks
I dont care much if I get banned
Its just a website.
(Why did you attempt to thumb me up?)
User avatar #42 to #41 - tdogmeds (08/31/2012) [-]
Your comment tickled me just right.
User avatar #18 to #22 - duvallwhitey (07/13/2012) [-]
Ich mag
#19 to #23 - thecjism (07/13/2012) [-]
I've been meaning to take German classes
User avatar #20 to #24 - duvallwhitey (07/13/2012) [-]
It si pretty sweet
Got any more of that art?
#26 to #30 - duvallwhitey (07/13/2012) [-]
All out of RD
Dern
#6 - anonymous (04/22/2012) [-]
delete your account... go ahead DELIVER
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3612299/I+Smell+Panties/
User avatar #7 to #11 - duvallwhitey (04/22/2012) [-]
why should I?
User avatar #8 to #12 - swikkid (04/22/2012) [-]
look in the comments btw i forgot to log in
User avatar #10 to #14 - swikkid (04/22/2012) [-]
dont make me spill your beans
#12 to #16 - swikkid (04/22/2012) [-]
here lets end this,here is a peace offering because i dont have enough pics for a fight
#13 to #17 - duvallwhitey (04/22/2012) [-]
I love the Gorillaz   
Peace offering accepted
I love the Gorillaz
Peace offering accepted
User avatar #14 to #18 - swikkid (04/22/2012) [-]
HELL YEA! PEACE!
#4 - Jelloisyumm (02/28/2012) [-]
Eat that fucking little candy I gave you...
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User avatar #1 - supersaw (10/19/2011) [-]
Your on your way to FJ stardom bro
User avatar #2 to #1 - orrisic (12/06/2011) [-]
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