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duvallwhitey

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:10/19/2011
Last Login:3/05/2015
Location:Infrontofacomputer
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Comment Ranking:#2461
Highest Content Rank:#2247
Highest Comment Rank:#291
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Subscribers:3
Content Views:56902
Times Content Favorited:85 times
Total Comments Made:7966
FJ Points:25442

latest user's comments

#27 - You dare mock son of a shepard? Ill have fun with you 12/26/2013 on admin's reward for OC +1
#15 - ******* gross walking Lobster man person 12/26/2013 on I cry Erry Tim 0
#19 - You: Rolf Me: Wilfred I now realize that not all …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/26/2013 on admin's reward for OC +2
User avatar #25 - cyanidesandvich (12/26/2013) [-]
me wilfred: "OINK"

i'm just here to have fun... ny my friend
User avatar #27 - duvallwhitey (12/26/2013) [-]
You dare mock son of a shepard?
Ill have fun with you
#17 - It really is a Merry Christmas  [+] (4 new replies) 12/26/2013 on admin's reward for OC +2
#18 - cyanidesandvich (12/26/2013) [-]
it's been a pleasure working with you.
#19 - duvallwhitey (12/26/2013) [-]
You: Rolf
Me: Wilfred

I now realize that not all colored text people are pretentious assholes.
Like my great granpappy used to say, "Don't judge a unnyjunker by their text color."
User avatar #25 - cyanidesandvich (12/26/2013) [-]
me wilfred: "OINK"

i'm just here to have fun... ny my friend
User avatar #27 - duvallwhitey (12/26/2013) [-]
You dare mock son of a shepard?
Ill have fun with you
#15 - How about you punch my anus and we call it a deal?  [+] (6 new replies) 12/26/2013 on admin's reward for OC +1
User avatar #16 - cyanidesandvich (12/26/2013) [-]
Good sir! i shall not only do that, but i will tongue punch you in the fartbox.
#17 - duvallwhitey (12/26/2013) [-]
It really is a Merry Christmas
#18 - cyanidesandvich (12/26/2013) [-]
it's been a pleasure working with you.
#19 - duvallwhitey (12/26/2013) [-]
You: Rolf
Me: Wilfred

I now realize that not all colored text people are pretentious assholes.
Like my great granpappy used to say, "Don't judge a unnyjunker by their text color."
User avatar #25 - cyanidesandvich (12/26/2013) [-]
me wilfred: "OINK"

i'm just here to have fun... ny my friend
User avatar #27 - duvallwhitey (12/26/2013) [-]
You dare mock son of a shepard?
Ill have fun with you
#13 - I'd rather play magic  [+] (8 new replies) 12/26/2013 on admin's reward for OC +1
User avatar #14 - cyanidesandvich (12/26/2013) [-]
ok ok, how about yu-gi-oh? that way were both moderately entertained.
User avatar #15 - duvallwhitey (12/26/2013) [-]
How about you punch my anus and we call it a deal?
User avatar #16 - cyanidesandvich (12/26/2013) [-]
Good sir! i shall not only do that, but i will tongue punch you in the fartbox.
#17 - duvallwhitey (12/26/2013) [-]
It really is a Merry Christmas
#18 - cyanidesandvich (12/26/2013) [-]
it's been a pleasure working with you.
#19 - duvallwhitey (12/26/2013) [-]
You: Rolf
Me: Wilfred

I now realize that not all colored text people are pretentious assholes.
Like my great granpappy used to say, "Don't judge a unnyjunker by their text color."
User avatar #25 - cyanidesandvich (12/26/2013) [-]
me wilfred: "OINK"

i'm just here to have fun... ny my friend
User avatar #27 - duvallwhitey (12/26/2013) [-]
You dare mock son of a shepard?
Ill have fun with you
#11 - Why should I be the hunchman?  [+] (17 new replies) 12/26/2013 on admin's reward for OC +1
User avatar #12 - cyanidesandvich (12/26/2013) [-]
i need someone to play D&D with in my mothers basement.
User avatar #23 - zaiopeperse (12/26/2013) [-]
Just saying, I'd be totally up for that
User avatar #29 - cyanidesandvich (12/26/2013) [-]
hello henchman #2, bring the doritos.
User avatar #31 - zaiopeperse (12/26/2013) [-]
Which type do you like the most? Or should I just bring two of each like that guy with the boat?
User avatar #32 - cyanidesandvich (12/26/2013) [-]
bring enough for each of the henchmen, so 2 bags is cool.
User avatar #33 - zaiopeperse (12/26/2013) [-]
Alright, they only sell cool ranch and nacho cheese here so one of each

(I personally prefer the former but I figure too much of a good thing can make it bad)
User avatar #34 - cyanidesandvich (12/26/2013) [-]
you've just given me the idea for our first mission as overlord and henchmen,

we get Doritos's to make bags you can never have too much, so we ask for sacks of Doritos instead of smaller bags
User avatar #38 - zaiopeperse (12/26/2013) [-]
I like it, sounds fun
User avatar #13 - duvallwhitey (12/26/2013) [-]
I'd rather play magic
User avatar #14 - cyanidesandvich (12/26/2013) [-]
ok ok, how about yu-gi-oh? that way were both moderately entertained.
User avatar #15 - duvallwhitey (12/26/2013) [-]
How about you punch my anus and we call it a deal?
User avatar #16 - cyanidesandvich (12/26/2013) [-]
Good sir! i shall not only do that, but i will tongue punch you in the fartbox.
#17 - duvallwhitey (12/26/2013) [-]
It really is a Merry Christmas
#18 - cyanidesandvich (12/26/2013) [-]
it's been a pleasure working with you.
#19 - duvallwhitey (12/26/2013) [-]
You: Rolf
Me: Wilfred

I now realize that not all colored text people are pretentious assholes.
Like my great granpappy used to say, "Don't judge a unnyjunker by their text color."
User avatar #25 - cyanidesandvich (12/26/2013) [-]
me wilfred: "OINK"

i'm just here to have fun... ny my friend
User avatar #27 - duvallwhitey (12/26/2013) [-]
You dare mock son of a shepard?
Ill have fun with you
#9 - Noway **** that, im no minion to nobutty.  [+] (19 new replies) 12/26/2013 on admin's reward for OC +1
User avatar #10 - cyanidesandvich (12/26/2013) [-]
It is OK, we can work this out. How about henchman?
User avatar #11 - duvallwhitey (12/26/2013) [-]
Why should I be the hunchman?
User avatar #12 - cyanidesandvich (12/26/2013) [-]
i need someone to play D&D with in my mothers basement.
User avatar #23 - zaiopeperse (12/26/2013) [-]
Just saying, I'd be totally up for that
User avatar #29 - cyanidesandvich (12/26/2013) [-]
hello henchman #2, bring the doritos.
User avatar #31 - zaiopeperse (12/26/2013) [-]
Which type do you like the most? Or should I just bring two of each like that guy with the boat?
User avatar #32 - cyanidesandvich (12/26/2013) [-]
bring enough for each of the henchmen, so 2 bags is cool.
User avatar #33 - zaiopeperse (12/26/2013) [-]
Alright, they only sell cool ranch and nacho cheese here so one of each

(I personally prefer the former but I figure too much of a good thing can make it bad)
User avatar #34 - cyanidesandvich (12/26/2013) [-]
you've just given me the idea for our first mission as overlord and henchmen,

we get Doritos's to make bags you can never have too much, so we ask for sacks of Doritos instead of smaller bags
User avatar #38 - zaiopeperse (12/26/2013) [-]
I like it, sounds fun
User avatar #13 - duvallwhitey (12/26/2013) [-]
I'd rather play magic
User avatar #14 - cyanidesandvich (12/26/2013) [-]
ok ok, how about yu-gi-oh? that way were both moderately entertained.
User avatar #15 - duvallwhitey (12/26/2013) [-]
How about you punch my anus and we call it a deal?
User avatar #16 - cyanidesandvich (12/26/2013) [-]
Good sir! i shall not only do that, but i will tongue punch you in the fartbox.
#17 - duvallwhitey (12/26/2013) [-]
It really is a Merry Christmas
#18 - cyanidesandvich (12/26/2013) [-]
it's been a pleasure working with you.
#19 - duvallwhitey (12/26/2013) [-]
You: Rolf
Me: Wilfred

I now realize that not all colored text people are pretentious assholes.
Like my great granpappy used to say, "Don't judge a unnyjunker by their text color."
User avatar #25 - cyanidesandvich (12/26/2013) [-]
me wilfred: "OINK"

i'm just here to have fun... ny my friend
User avatar #27 - duvallwhitey (12/26/2013) [-]
You dare mock son of a shepard?
Ill have fun with you
#7 - Wow, you must be great Fjr Big power and fame, so awesome.…  [+] (21 new replies) 12/26/2013 on admin's reward for OC 0
User avatar #8 - cyanidesandvich (12/26/2013) [-]
yes, i did a load of bullshit, for something worthless.
you can be my favorate minion.
User avatar #9 - duvallwhitey (12/26/2013) [-]
Noway fuck that, im no minion to nobutty.
User avatar #10 - cyanidesandvich (12/26/2013) [-]
It is OK, we can work this out. How about henchman?
User avatar #11 - duvallwhitey (12/26/2013) [-]
Why should I be the hunchman?
User avatar #12 - cyanidesandvich (12/26/2013) [-]
i need someone to play D&D with in my mothers basement.
User avatar #23 - zaiopeperse (12/26/2013) [-]
Just saying, I'd be totally up for that
User avatar #29 - cyanidesandvich (12/26/2013) [-]
hello henchman #2, bring the doritos.
User avatar #31 - zaiopeperse (12/26/2013) [-]
Which type do you like the most? Or should I just bring two of each like that guy with the boat?
User avatar #32 - cyanidesandvich (12/26/2013) [-]
bring enough for each of the henchmen, so 2 bags is cool.
User avatar #33 - zaiopeperse (12/26/2013) [-]
Alright, they only sell cool ranch and nacho cheese here so one of each

(I personally prefer the former but I figure too much of a good thing can make it bad)
User avatar #34 - cyanidesandvich (12/26/2013) [-]
you've just given me the idea for our first mission as overlord and henchmen,

we get Doritos's to make bags you can never have too much, so we ask for sacks of Doritos instead of smaller bags
User avatar #38 - zaiopeperse (12/26/2013) [-]
I like it, sounds fun
User avatar #13 - duvallwhitey (12/26/2013) [-]
I'd rather play magic
User avatar #14 - cyanidesandvich (12/26/2013) [-]
ok ok, how about yu-gi-oh? that way were both moderately entertained.
User avatar #15 - duvallwhitey (12/26/2013) [-]
How about you punch my anus and we call it a deal?
User avatar #16 - cyanidesandvich (12/26/2013) [-]
Good sir! i shall not only do that, but i will tongue punch you in the fartbox.
#17 - duvallwhitey (12/26/2013) [-]
It really is a Merry Christmas
#18 - cyanidesandvich (12/26/2013) [-]
it's been a pleasure working with you.
#19 - duvallwhitey (12/26/2013) [-]
You: Rolf
Me: Wilfred

I now realize that not all colored text people are pretentious assholes.
Like my great granpappy used to say, "Don't judge a unnyjunker by their text color."
User avatar #25 - cyanidesandvich (12/26/2013) [-]
me wilfred: "OINK"

i'm just here to have fun... ny my friend
User avatar #27 - duvallwhitey (12/26/2013) [-]
You dare mock son of a shepard?
Ill have fun with you
#25 - I actually have had Dog before. It was amazing. 12/26/2013 on Asians don't understand. +1
#7 - ABOOBADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 12/26/2013 on Really? 0
#14 - Lol she died and you cared. 12/26/2013 on The power of Help +4
#35 - The girl was an annoying emo bitch and the best part was when …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2013 on American heroes +3
User avatar #36 - godtwomany (12/26/2013) [-]
I loved it when he shot the dude from TMZ in the hallway.
#33 - Deathcoloringbook isn't even good. 12/25/2013 on will you press the button? +1
#4 - Oh man, old times. 12/25/2013 on Merry Christmas +33
#9 - Who the hell is that? And why should we care? 12/25/2013 on Breaking Pool 0
#64 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2013 on t-too far? -1
#82 - anonexplains Comment deleted by duvallwhitey
#37 - "You used the wrong picture" Said no one ever  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2013 on Hell, I'd Fuck It 0
#38 - witislimited (12/25/2013) [-]






""You used the wrong picture"
Said no one ever"
#17 - I think female soldiers are mad hawt. 12/25/2013 on FREEEDOM 0
#90 - Somethings just go better than others. 12/25/2013 on (untitled) +1
#59 - tenoutttaten 12/25/2013 on Anon loves pickles 0
#86 - I think so.... But **** , Roger is a million t…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/25/2013 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #108 - toiletpaperkid (12/25/2013) [-]
I always though the same
User avatar #106 - toiletpaperkid (12/25/2013) [-]
damn right brother.
User avatar #89 - seratyo (12/25/2013) [-]
Current American Dad is way better than current Family Guy altogether...
User avatar #90 - duvallwhitey (12/25/2013) [-]
Somethings just go better than others.
#153 - Yeeeessss  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2013 on Merry christmas! 0
#155 - orangepikmin (12/25/2013) [-]
Oooooooooo! So very nice!
#149 - Hehehehe a flask full of vodka helps  [+] (3 new replies) 12/25/2013 on Merry christmas! 0
User avatar #151 - orangepikmin (12/25/2013) [-]
And a warm blanket too?
User avatar #153 - duvallwhitey (12/25/2013) [-]
Yeeeessss
#155 - orangepikmin (12/25/2013) [-]
Oooooooooo! So very nice!
#145 - T-shirt and boxers. Thank you for your wishes.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/25/2013 on Merry christmas! 0
User avatar #147 - orangepikmin (12/25/2013) [-]
No problem my friend. I'm glad that you and I can relax on a calm evening.

I must admit, it's really nice to see someone else get in the Christmas-y mood.
User avatar #149 - duvallwhitey (12/25/2013) [-]
Hehehehe a flask full of vodka helps
User avatar #151 - orangepikmin (12/25/2013) [-]
And a warm blanket too?
User avatar #153 - duvallwhitey (12/25/2013) [-]
Yeeeessss
#155 - orangepikmin (12/25/2013) [-]
Oooooooooo! So very nice!

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Comments(120):

 
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#123 - majormayor (10/19/2014) [-]
is this cute?
User avatar #124 to #123 - duvallwhitey (10/19/2014) [-]
Thats adorable....why?
User avatar #125 to #124 - majormayor (10/19/2014) [-]
I am bored and asking several of my friends random things again.
#128 to #127 - duvallwhitey (10/19/2014) [-]
What about this?
User avatar #129 to #128 - majormayor (10/20/2014) [-]
Kinda. I don't think it's an odd thing to be turned on by as it's way more anthro-shaped than plane-shaped. There is actual porn and the like with plane-shaped planes, though.
User avatar #120 - gugek (09/23/2014) [-]
Hey good morning! I hope you have a fantastic day today!
User avatar #121 to #120 - duvallwhitey (09/23/2014) [-]
Say thanks. You too.
#119 - tridaak ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #112 to #111 - duvallwhitey (08/03/2014) [-]
Uhhh...yes, yes it does
User avatar #113 to #112 - majormayor (08/03/2014) [-]
But why?
User avatar #114 to #113 - duvallwhitey (08/03/2014) [-]
Thats a drawing of a very cute butt.
User avatar #115 to #114 - majormayor (08/03/2014) [-]
Anything else?
User avatar #116 to #115 - duvallwhitey (08/03/2014) [-]
And shes got really long hair? I dont know, whats this about?
User avatar #117 to #116 - majormayor (08/03/2014) [-]
Not much of anything, really.
User avatar #118 to #117 - duvallwhitey (08/03/2014) [-]
Hmm..alright. Well thanks for the pic.
User avatar #109 - herecomesjohnny (06/26/2014) [-]
hey what was that reply to? "hehweed solves errything man"
guy deleted the post
User avatar #110 to #109 - duvallwhitey (06/26/2014) [-]
SOme mumbo jumbo about weed curing **** .
User avatar #103 to #102 - duvallwhitey (04/14/2014) [-]
Probably ask them what they want first
User avatar #104 to #103 - majormayor (04/14/2014) [-]
Smart decision.
User avatar #105 to #104 - duvallwhitey (04/14/2014) [-]
Id totally do the first one, but Im no rapist.
User avatar #106 to #105 - majormayor (04/14/2014) [-]
You'd have to figure out how to get into her pants.
User avatar #107 to #106 - duvallwhitey (04/14/2014) [-]
Well, firstly shed have to take them off
#99 - majormayor has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #100 to #99 - duvallwhitey (02/18/2014) [-]
Im not very horny right now
User avatar #85 - mayormilkman (01/02/2014) [-]
Are you a pretty princess?
#86 to #85 - duvallwhitey (01/02/2014) [-]
Damn straight I am.
User avatar #87 to #86 - mayormilkman (01/02/2014) [-]
Cool.
User avatar #88 to #87 - duvallwhitey (01/02/2014) [-]
....why did you post that comment anyway?
User avatar #89 to #88 - mayormilkman (01/02/2014) [-]
It's something I'm doing for fun mainly on my friends' profiles.
#83 - elricbros **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #84 to #83 - duvallwhitey (01/02/2014) [-]
Tag.
You're it.
User avatar #69 - mayormilkman (09/12/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #70 to #69 - duvallwhitey (09/12/2013) [-]
Thank you for posting on my profile.
I'm so lonely here.
User avatar #71 to #70 - mayormilkman (09/12/2013) [-]
It looked like I haven't posted "butts" here yet, so...

Butts!
User avatar #72 to #71 - duvallwhitey (09/12/2013) [-]
What do those little eyes mean?
User avatar #73 to #72 - mayormilkman (09/12/2013) [-]
It's a spoiler tag.

Butts!
User avatar #74 to #73 - duvallwhitey (09/12/2013) [-]
My oldfag mind doesnt know any of your new fancy lingo
User avatar #75 to #74 - mayormilkman (09/12/2013) [-]
Butts?
#76 to #75 - duvallwhitey (09/12/2013) [-]
Sigh nevermind....................   
   
Yes butts
Sigh nevermind....................

Yes butts
User avatar #77 to #76 - mayormilkman (09/12/2013) [-]
Do you like butts?

oh man what
User avatar #78 to #77 - duvallwhitey (09/12/2013) [-]
I am an ass man, all the way.
User avatar #79 to #78 - mayormilkman (09/12/2013) [-]
Excellent.
User avatar #81 to #80 - mayormilkman (09/12/2013) [-]
Yeah.
User avatar #82 to #81 - duvallwhitey (09/12/2013) [-]
Cool.
User avatar #61 - googleoverlords (01/08/2013) [-]
umm who are you again (sorry i dont remember)
User avatar #62 to #61 - duvallwhitey (01/08/2013) [-]
Haha
I just happened to accept all friend requests in the interface
and you were in there
So....yeah
User avatar #63 to #62 - googleoverlords (01/08/2013) [-]
huh
well then i guess we meet again
User avatar #64 to #63 - duvallwhitey (01/08/2013) [-]
We were posting in some pony thread
Back to back against haters, idk...
User avatar #65 to #64 - googleoverlords (01/08/2013) [-]
sounds about right, well when you need another brony's assistance feel free to call upon me
User avatar #66 to #65 - duvallwhitey (01/08/2013) [-]
Will do, friend.
User avatar #67 to #66 - duvallwhitey (01/08/2013) [-]
Hey google?
#44 - doctorlean **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #45 to #44 - duvallwhitey (12/15/2012) [-]
English please?
#46 to #45 - doctorlean **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #47 to #46 - duvallwhitey (12/15/2012) [-]
I try not to get sucked too far into the fandom.
If that's what you're asking.
#48 to #47 - doctorlean **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#49 to #48 - duvallwhitey (12/15/2012) [-]
Yes, and why should my personal life matter to you?
#50 to #49 - doctorlean **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#51 to #50 - duvallwhitey (12/15/2012) [-]
Yes I can.   
Welcome to my profile page, where I can do whatever I want.
Yes I can.
Welcome to my profile page, where I can do whatever I want.
#52 to #51 - doctorlean **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#53 to #52 - duvallwhitey (12/15/2012) [-]
Mine.
Mine.
#54 to #53 - doctorlean **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#55 to #54 - doctorlean **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #57 to #55 - duvallwhitey (12/15/2012) [-]
Think we're on 4chan or some **** ?
#58 to #57 - doctorlean **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #59 to #58 - duvallwhitey (12/15/2012) [-]
Another fun thing about it being on my profile is this handy dandy little block feature.
Ill just turn that on *boop*
User avatar #60 to #59 - duvallwhitey (12/15/2012) [-]
Isn't this fun?
#43 - mayormilkman (09/25/2012) [-]
You might want to delete a few of those comments done there.

I'm just saying...
User avatar #36 - bronan (07/24/2012) [-]
Nice profile, just kidding pony porn is disgusting and you should hang yourself.
User avatar #37 to #36 - duvallwhitey (07/26/2012) [-]
Thanks
Ill remember this experience
User avatar #38 to #37 - tdogmeds (08/31/2012) [-]
Tried to thumb up.
User avatar #39 to #38 - duvallwhitey (08/31/2012) [-]
I fail to recognize who you tried to thumb up.
User avatar #40 to #39 - tdogmeds (08/31/2012) [-]
You, dude.
Clop away.
But you should probably delete these **** comments.

They're handing out bands like candy.
User avatar #41 to #40 - duvallwhitey (08/31/2012) [-]
Thanks
I dont care much if I get banned
Its just a website.
(Why did you attempt to thumb me up?)
User avatar #42 to #41 - tdogmeds (08/31/2012) [-]
Your comment tickled me just right.
User avatar #18 to #22 - duvallwhitey (07/13/2012) [-]
Ich mag
#19 to #23 - thecjism (07/13/2012) [-]
I've been meaning to take German classes
User avatar #20 to #24 - duvallwhitey (07/13/2012) [-]
It si pretty sweet
Got any more of that art?
#26 to #30 - duvallwhitey (07/13/2012) [-]
All out of RD
Dern
#6 - anonexplains (04/22/2012) [-]
delete your account... go ahead DELIVER
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3612299/I+Smell+Panties/
User avatar #7 to #11 - duvallwhitey (04/22/2012) [-]
why should I?
User avatar #8 to #12 - swikkid (04/22/2012) [-]
look in the comments btw i forgot to log in
User avatar #10 to #14 - swikkid (04/22/2012) [-]
dont make me spill your beans
#12 to #16 - swikkid (04/22/2012) [-]
here lets end this,here is a peace offering because i dont have enough pics for a fight
#13 to #17 - duvallwhitey (04/22/2012) [-]
I love the Gorillaz   
Peace offering accepted
I love the Gorillaz
Peace offering accepted
User avatar #14 to #18 - swikkid (04/22/2012) [-]
HELL YEA! PEACE!
#4 - Jelloisyumm (02/28/2012) [-]
Eat that ******* little candy I gave you...
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User avatar #1 - supersaw (10/19/2011) [-]
Your on your way to FJ stardom bro
User avatar #2 to #1 - orrisic (12/06/2011) [-]
?
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