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duudegladiator

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Date Signed Up:5/02/2012
Last Login:7/07/2015
Location:Your vagina
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#2 - Picture 05/02/2015 on Monster coffee +1
#7 - They captured this AFTER the Russian Armored Division assaulte… 05/02/2015 on More Like Aid SuppLIES +7
#45 - Picture 05/02/2015 on MFW +1
#18 - Picture 04/26/2015 on Who needs good odds when u... 0
#10 - Sweden breeds faggots and failures.  [+] (7 new replies) 04/24/2015 on COPS -13
User avatar #15 - niggernazi (04/24/2015) [-]
Okay...? Do you have some sort of tourettes or something?
#13 - thefunnylaughter (04/24/2015) [-]
I LIKE YOU, you understand how it works
#14 - thefunnylaughter (04/24/2015) [-]
sweeds being mad
#18 - niggernazi (04/24/2015) [-]
Inferior norweigshit detected.
#20 - thefunnylaughter (04/24/2015) [-]
*superior
#22 - niggernazi (04/24/2015) [-]
But if you are superior, why didnt you give your hero a ps3 in his hotelroom as he requested?
#23 - thefunnylaughter (04/24/2015) [-]
because hes a crying little fgt
#15 - They moved to a prosperous lands because the place they were l… 04/24/2015 on Californians be like... 0
#8 - My ears, they seem to have blown up. Someone call 911! 04/24/2015 on Uganda action movie 0
#100 - Im 25-30% male, was a 35% when i was working at McDonalds(Buda…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2015 on What are you and which do... 0
#390 - dce (04/25/2015) [-]
You know you technically could get fit off of McDeath.
#99 - Comment deleted 04/24/2015 on What are you and which do... 0
#638 - I fuggin wish 04/23/2015 on Justice Served 0
#16 - One Word: Idiocracy. Look it up. 04/23/2015 on Has He Got Your Vote? +2
#35 - I wish mine had been automatic, had to register manually and t… 04/22/2015 on Male privilege 0
#22 - I know for a fact that i am. Still have the paper in my wallet…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2015 on Male privilege +2
User avatar #24 - agrofenlas (04/22/2015) [-]
I'm terrible with a rifle, I can't hit a person sized target with a rifle from 30 meters. Infact, I normally hit fuck all with a rifle. Alternatively, I'm great with a handgun. And its sad because everyone else would be on the front line with their assault rifles and I'd always be using my crappy Jericho 741 handgun. Its crappy compared to an assault rifle.

Adversely I do air soft, even if its a terrible recreation. I outperform people with their automatic rifles. There is an entire story about that. But I'm done rambling because no body wants to hear that.
#20 - At the age of 18 if you have not been registered for Selective…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/22/2015 on Male privilege +2
User avatar #34 - quantumranger (04/22/2015) [-]
I got a letter saying I had been signed up automatically shortly after my eighteenth birthday
User avatar #35 - duudegladiator (04/22/2015) [-]
I wish mine had been automatic, had to register manually and then wait for the papers to be sent in the mail
User avatar #21 - agrofenlas (04/22/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure I'm on the cannon fodder list.
User avatar #22 - duudegladiator (04/22/2015) [-]
I know for a fact that i am. Still have the paper in my wallet.

The age that they stop is like 35-45.. Don't worry tho, they don't just send you into the front like the Russians did in WW2, you have to be trained up, and then they give you a squad to train with, then they give you a gun, armor, and boots.

I haven't joined, but i have friends whom have voluntarily joined the Navy and Army.
User avatar #24 - agrofenlas (04/22/2015) [-]
I'm terrible with a rifle, I can't hit a person sized target with a rifle from 30 meters. Infact, I normally hit fuck all with a rifle. Alternatively, I'm great with a handgun. And its sad because everyone else would be on the front line with their assault rifles and I'd always be using my crappy Jericho 741 handgun. Its crappy compared to an assault rifle.

Adversely I do air soft, even if its a terrible recreation. I outperform people with their automatic rifles. There is an entire story about that. But I'm done rambling because no body wants to hear that.
#8 - or eggs  [+] (3 new replies) 04/18/2015 on single life +2
User avatar #11 - sinonyx (04/18/2015) [-]
or your dog
User avatar #15 - deadinferno (04/18/2015) [-]
Or Frank
#19 - zourch (04/18/2015) [-]
#10 - Im torn between Cruz and Paul. Rubio is a joke because what he… 04/14/2015 on 2016 +3
#558 - "we're gonna do everything in our power to make sure this… 04/14/2015 on bait quality: uchihalover 0
#548 - So, you are attacking the GOP for stopping the Presdient's &qu…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2015 on bait quality: uchihalover -1
User avatar #553 - mexicanfood (04/14/2015) [-]
Yes I am because Obama was essentially forced to take that route when the GOP EXPLICITLY said before Obama was even sworn in 2008 that that they wanted to make him a single term president. Thats basically saying, we're gonna do everything in our power to make sure this guy can't do anything he wants to do no matter what.

And if by shitty policies you mean getting troops out of warzones, initiating negotiations with Cuba to start commercial trade to bolster out economy, implementing a universal healthcare system, lowering absolute unemployment, and slowing the rate of increasing debt, repairing foreign relations that George Bush tore to pieces, getting gas prices lowered then yes shitty policies.

Also you're stupid fucking witty gif doesn;t make you look like you;re smarter in any way
#558 - duudegladiator (04/14/2015) [-]
"we're gonna do everything in our power to make sure this guy can't do anything he wants to do no matter what" If we let every president do what he wanted, then the US would be dead.

yes, troops are out of the Warzone, what has that led to? ISIS sprang up because we were no longer out in force to stop them from forming. All the Generals said leaving the "warzones" too early would lead to such a thing, and yet Obama pulls out the troops to win brownie points with people like you, Cuba is a shithole and trading with them gives us next to no Economic benefit. Universal Healthcare System= FAILURE. All that system has done was take hardworking peoples already existing healthcare, cancel it, and give them a shittier version for more cost. ABSOLUTE unemployment is in the Upper 12-13%. Under Obama's Presidency, the US Debt has risen to 4x what Bush had accumulated. in 8 years bush accumulated 2.4 trillion, whereas in 4 years Obama accumulated over 6 trillion. George Bush had a much stronger foreign policy than Obama and was seen as American Presidents should be, Strong. Whereas Obama bows to a sheikh, the President of China, and even complains about America to the Central American nations in Panama. Gas prices were lowered because the U.S. oil producers started to compete with Saudia Arabia for production. And we also started selling oil inside the US without just selling it out.
#84 - You have got to be kidding me? When someone is found to be usi…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2015 on Hillary Clinton Photoshop 0
User avatar #86 - chism (04/13/2015) [-]
is there any proof that she did something illegal outside what fox news has said?
#83 - Ted Cruz is a conservative Republican and Rand Paul is a Const…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/13/2015 on Hillary Clinton Photoshop 0
User avatar #87 - chism (04/13/2015) [-]
also while i agree with some of paul's stances ted cruz is a fucking idiot, being from texas i'm embarrassed he was ever elected to office and if you wanna talk about experience what experience does he have? he hasnt even served a full term as a senator
User avatar #85 - chism (04/13/2015) [-]
they are way to far to the right to win, to win a presidential election you have to be more in the middle.
#27 - Worst than Fred Durst 04/13/2015 on Hillary Clinton Photoshop +1
#26 - Not to mention Benghazi-gate and numerous other things the Sen…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/13/2015 on Hillary Clinton Photoshop +2
User avatar #41 - chism (04/13/2015) [-]
a republican committee investigated "benghazi-gate" and found that all the bullshit fox news reported that made obama and clinton seem treasonous was just plain lies and false information. there was no blame on their part
User avatar #84 - duudegladiator (04/13/2015) [-]
You have got to be kidding me? When someone is found to be using their personal emails and then conveniently deletes them, after she quits the SecState position, without reporting to anyone that she actually used her personal account for official business and then promoted her subordinates using their personal emails when working on official business, and then to say that she has been expunged? You have to be smoking someone's reefer for you to think that such a thing was okay.
User avatar #86 - chism (04/13/2015) [-]
is there any proof that she did something illegal outside what fox news has said?
#30 - mayoroftownsville (04/13/2015) [-]
"you may not like WHAT she does but it's retarded to say she's done nothing." - me
User avatar #43 - thelastamerican (04/13/2015) [-]
Shush. They're never going to stop. They've made up their minds and nothing you can do will stop them. God help us all.
#25 - If she gets elected its because the blacks and illegals voted …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/13/2015 on Hillary Clinton Photoshop +1
User avatar #40 - chism (04/13/2015) [-]
or because the reps run people like cruz and paul
User avatar #83 - duudegladiator (04/13/2015) [-]
Ted Cruz is a conservative Republican and Rand Paul is a Constitutional Conservative that leans Libertarian, if you think Shillary is better than either of them when she couldnt even run the Secretary of State, i've got bad news for you bud.
User avatar #87 - chism (04/13/2015) [-]
also while i agree with some of paul's stances ted cruz is a fucking idiot, being from texas i'm embarrassed he was ever elected to office and if you wanna talk about experience what experience does he have? he hasnt even served a full term as a senator
User avatar #85 - chism (04/13/2015) [-]
they are way to far to the right to win, to win a presidential election you have to be more in the middle.
#105 - >Ireland >Protestant 04/13/2015 on Casual Racism -1
#6 - Not since they began to do business with Foreign nations… 04/11/2015 on ISIS Plumbing services -1

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