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#119 - For some reason, every once in a while my church likes to go b… 08/19/2016 on religion of piece +2
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#7 - **** off. I believe in God, the Father almighty, …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/19/2016 on religion of piece +7
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#112 - duudegladiator (08/19/2016) [-]
#8 - claytonimor (08/19/2016) [-]
Ah, that's...Apostle's Creed, right? To be honest, I'm way more familiar with the Nicene, seeing as that's what we do in Church every week.

I believe in one God,
the Father almighty,
Maker of Heaven and Earth,
Of all things visible and invisible.
I believe in one Lord Jesus Christ,
The only begotten Son of God,
Born of the Father before all ages.
God from God.
Light from Light.
True God from true God.
Begotten, not made, consubstantial with the Father,
Through Him all things were made.
For us men and our salvation,
He came down from Heaven,

And by the Holy Spirit, was incarnate of the Virgin Mary and became man.

For our sake he was crucified under Pontius Pilate.
He suffered death and was buried
And rose again on the third day,
In accordance with the Scriptures.
He ascended into Heaven
And is seated at the right hand of the Father.
He will come again in glory
To judge the living and the dead,
And his kingdom will have no end.

I believe in the Holy Spirit, the Lord, the Giver of Life,
Who proceeds from the Father and the Son,
Who with the father and the Son is adored and Glorified,
Who has spoken through the prophets.

I believe in one, holy, catholic, and Apostolic church;
I confess one baptism for the forgiveness of sins;
I look forward to the resurrection of the dead;
and life of the world to come.

#119 - duudegladiator (08/19/2016) [-]
For some reason, every once in a while my church likes to go between the two, I just figured this is the more simple one, so its better for this site.

Ave Maria
Deus Vult
#34 - anon (08/19/2016) [-]
Apollo Creed?

Apollo: [Apollo is reading fan mail] Mary Anne, you listen to this. "You didn't beat nobody and anybody who knows boxing knows the fight was fixed." This one came from London. "You call yourself the champ? You're a fake! The fight was a fake. Go kill yourself!"
#23583 - Hoppes is kinda good, the problem i've experienced is getting …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2016 on /guns/ board 0
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#23584 - bendingtimeisgood (08/19/2016) [-]
I'd imagine it's clean, because I got it from a friend who takes really good care of his guns. But yeah, I'll definitely double check.
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#67 - anon (08/19/2016) [-]
Joker does what joker wants just cause you don't think so doesn't mean he wouldn't.
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