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#36 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10 hours ago on Dry your feet after bathing... +2
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#15 - This has happened for me... Except i work at Mc… 04/19/2014 on donkey +1
#16 - Vurry tempting Amigo. Tempting indeed. But my dad is…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/19/2014 on (6398475) +2
#18 - Byte (04/19/2014) [-]
My dad went south too. The deep south.
#114 - intenso (04/19/2014) [-]
**intenso rolled image**

mfw
User avatar #76 - ilovetocuddle (04/19/2014) [-]
if this is legit your lucky your from greenland and not murica. prison here is hell on earth.
User avatar #91 - ieatbengay (04/19/2014) [-]
its not bad really, look at the prisons in africa or north korea
User avatar #55 - roflnaut (04/19/2014) [-]
Man I want to laugh but then again, you brutally dismembered your father, and I can't laugh at murder.
Eh, I'll give you a chuckle.
#25 - anonymous (04/19/2014) [-]
All right man this is getting weird.
#28 - greyhoundfd (04/19/2014) [-]
#12 - Still Nordic if you think about it, You make more than i do in…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/19/2014 on (6398475) +1
#13 - Byte (04/19/2014) [-]
Come to Greenland and murder your father. We can be neighbors.
#16 - duudegladiator (04/19/2014) [-]
Vurry tempting Amigo. Tempting indeed.

But my dad is going South, not north.
#18 - Byte (04/19/2014) [-]
My dad went south too. The deep south.
#114 - intenso (04/19/2014) [-]
**intenso rolled image**

mfw
User avatar #76 - ilovetocuddle (04/19/2014) [-]
if this is legit your lucky your from greenland and not murica. prison here is hell on earth.
User avatar #91 - ieatbengay (04/19/2014) [-]
its not bad really, look at the prisons in africa or north korea
User avatar #55 - roflnaut (04/19/2014) [-]
Man I want to laugh but then again, you brutally dismembered your father, and I can't laugh at murder.
Eh, I'll give you a chuckle.
#25 - anonymous (04/19/2014) [-]
All right man this is getting weird.
#28 - greyhoundfd (04/19/2014) [-]
#25 - I just got the part where the Tommen and Margery thing is prop… 04/19/2014 on coffee -1
#9 - Definitely not in America.. Nordic Nation... Norway?  [+] (51 new replies) 04/19/2014 on (6398475) +42
#11 - Byte (04/19/2014) [-]
Greenland.
#105 - anonymous (04/19/2014) [-]
Didn't know that enough people lived in Greenland to make a prison.
I thought it was just one small city, puny villages, and tons of research centers.
#23 - anonymous (04/19/2014) [-]
Why would you need an AC in Greenland.
User avatar #24 - Byte (04/19/2014) [-]
Seems odd but it gets pretty warm here. At least in this building.
User avatar #86 - masterions (04/19/2014) [-]
u dun goofed
#15 - burped (04/19/2014) [-]
So what did you do to get in there?
#17 - Byte (04/19/2014) [-]
Cut my dads head off for breaking my spine when I was a kid with a hatchet, then reported it.

MFW admitting it.
User avatar #94 - enteroreninenine (04/19/2014) [-]
There so many questions i have, but i think it's best if i ask none of them
#70 - zakaizer (04/19/2014) [-]
Not quiet the answer I think we were expecting... If you don't mind me asking, how long is the sentence? And how much have you served already and how much longer do you expect to serve?
User avatar #56 - whynotzoidberglol (04/19/2014) [-]
"I chopped off my dad's head"

"Wow! +1 for you stranger!"

#36 - randomwanker (04/19/2014) [-]
**randomwanker rolled image** Sooo... did you cut your dads head off with a hatchet because he broke your spine as a kid, then he reported it? or did you cut your dad's head off because he broke your spine with a hatchet, then you reported it? or Did you cut your dads head off because he broke your spine with a hatchet then your dad's headless body reported you? or Did you cut your dad's spine with his head because he reported he broke your hatchet? or Did your hatchet report you because your spine with your dad's head because you were a kid?
User avatar #83 - empithree (04/19/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #37 - Byte (04/19/2014) [-]
Ah my apologies. No he broke my back with a metal bar/pipe thing. I think it was some kind of wire insulator or part of an air compressor pump. I used a hatchet.
User avatar #38 - randomwanker (04/19/2014) [-]
Oh now it's easier to picture in my head, but you should have gone an eye for an eye
User avatar #39 - Byte (04/19/2014) [-]
I tried. He was a former judge and a teacher so it was looked down upon either way. Though I got a nice set up out of it.
User avatar #89 - pabloenis (04/19/2014) [-]
Did you completely cut off the head? How did you do it if you're paralyzed (I assume)?
User avatar #33 - bionicpanda (04/19/2014) [-]
So you let your dad ruin your life twice?


Good job man, looks like he got the last laugh though.
User avatar #40 - dustypengwin (04/19/2014) [-]
Ruin his life? Did you not read?
That is if this is true, but it sounds like total bullshit.
User avatar #41 - bionicpanda (04/19/2014) [-]
1.) I'm assuming breaking is spine effected him in some way whether it being paralyzed or some shit, ruining his life may be a bit of an overstatement but yeah

2.) he let something his scumbag dad did lead him to an action that has put him in prison for what i'm assuming is at least 15 years.

His life is ruined because he was stupid enough to let his dad affect him so much that he threw his life away just to end his.
User avatar #42 - dustypengwin (04/19/2014) [-]
>computer
>internet
>no cell mate
>2 cats
>personal shower
>AC
>free food
>free medical care
>life thrown away

nigga you wat
User avatar #43 - bionicpanda (04/19/2014) [-]
Having free food and free shit like that will never compare to being in the real world. He may have normal living things but i have literally all of those things besides the free food, and medical care.

Idk how being in a prison thats not as bad as other prisons is considered a life. Now take a long hard think about whether you would rather live a normal life or live in prison (where i bet you dont get to sit inside your cell all day on your computer) or the real world.
User avatar #44 - dustypengwin (04/19/2014) [-]
Ever consider that maybe, just maybe, our lives are a lot better than op's was before he was locked up? Sounds like he came from an abusive home and he was mentally fucked up enough to murder his own father so hell, his life mighta been shitty out in this beautiful, magical place called the real world.
User avatar #47 - bionicpanda (04/19/2014) [-]
'oh shit i have a bad life might as well go fuck it and kill my dad and give up on living my own life lol'
User avatar #99 - deezknuts (04/19/2014) [-]
you're starting to sound like a cunt. slow down
User avatar #48 - dustypengwin (04/19/2014) [-]
No matter how silly you try to make it sound, yea, that's pretty much it. Other than the fact he killed his father for revengeful reasons.
User avatar #49 - bionicpanda (04/19/2014) [-]
The best way he could of gotten revenge on his dad would have been to have led a great life and shown him that he made something of himself despite his dad's attempt of ruining his life. And maybe even having kids and showing his dad he's like 10x the man and father his dad could ever be.
#85 - inept (04/19/2014) [-]
If his father was so ignorant to believe that he should break his sons spine what makes you think he'll pay attention to his success? Psychotic people live in their own world and will believe what they want, they wont' feel jealous or regretful. They'll convince themselves that they've done the right thing no matter how fucked up it is.
User avatar #50 - dustypengwin (04/19/2014) [-]
You think a father that cracked his own kid's back with a hatchet gives a shit about what his son does with his life? You think people just operate on a 100% rational mind set 100% of the time? Murders like this are typically impulsive and minimally thought out.
User avatar #51 - bionicpanda (04/19/2014) [-]
If he did it for something that happened when he was a kid then it was obviously pre meditated. And yeah, they actually do, thats usually why fathers like that are abusive, they cant stand who theyve become (plus if u read the above comment, he broke his back with a bar, not a hatchet. it doesnt make a difference but yeah) and they cant stand that their child has potential to be a better man than them.

And yeah as i said it was obviously premeditated .
User avatar #52 - dustypengwin (04/19/2014) [-]
Premeditated doesn't mean well thought out. He clearly didn't decide to make something better out of his life. He wanted his father dead, most likely for more than just that one occurrence, and his father probably pushed him way too far one day and he retaliated against him enough to end his life, and that's still impulsive.
User avatar #53 - bionicpanda (04/19/2014) [-]
Ok man idk.

I'm just saying in the endgame his dad won. His dad ruined his chance at ever leading a normal life. End of story. And he let it happen.
#101 - deezknuts (04/19/2014) [-]
HIS DAD DID NOT WIN, HE GOT HIS HEAD FUCKING CUT OFF.

NAME ONE PERSON WHO HAS EVER WON WHILE HAVING THEIR HEAD GET CUT OFF
...
...

...
MOTHERFUCKER
User avatar #104 - Feralizard (04/19/2014) [-]
william wallace
#62 - splitalterego (04/19/2014) [-]
He could be living a better life now then he would've. Even if you can leave things behind doesn't mean that your life still hasn't been ruined.
#31 - ferron (04/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #98 - abstractpink (04/19/2014) [-]
It's Greenland, dude, I'm surprised there wasn't any raping of his siblings involved.
User avatar #108 - exotic (04/19/2014) [-]
the danish is strong in this one
User avatar #110 - abstractpink (04/19/2014) [-]
Greenland is a third world country, Exo, and you know it. They don't even have roads between their cities.
#22 - anonymous (04/19/2014) [-]
wut
User avatar #20 - fitemeirlbro (04/19/2014) [-]
brutal
User avatar #14 - Shramin (04/19/2014) [-]
So pretty much the same as Denmark since Greenland has only been a self governing nation for 5 years.
#12 - duudegladiator (04/19/2014) [-]
Still Nordic if you think about it, You make more than i do in a month. by about 2.

I am depressed now.
#13 - Byte (04/19/2014) [-]
Come to Greenland and murder your father. We can be neighbors.
#16 - duudegladiator (04/19/2014) [-]
Vurry tempting Amigo. Tempting indeed.

But my dad is going South, not north.
#18 - Byte (04/19/2014) [-]
My dad went south too. The deep south.
#114 - intenso (04/19/2014) [-]
**intenso rolled image**

mfw
User avatar #76 - ilovetocuddle (04/19/2014) [-]
if this is legit your lucky your from greenland and not murica. prison here is hell on earth.
User avatar #91 - ieatbengay (04/19/2014) [-]
its not bad really, look at the prisons in africa or north korea
User avatar #55 - roflnaut (04/19/2014) [-]
Man I want to laugh but then again, you brutally dismembered your father, and I can't laugh at murder.
Eh, I'll give you a chuckle.
#25 - anonymous (04/19/2014) [-]
All right man this is getting weird.
#28 - greyhoundfd (04/19/2014) [-]
#23 - I mean, im not angry, i just read up to that part in the books…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/19/2014 on coffee 0
User avatar #24 - undeadmaus (04/19/2014) [-]
Oh yes, virgin of course. Don't know how far you've gotten but her virginity does play an important role on the story.
User avatar #25 - duudegladiator (04/19/2014) [-]
I just got the part where the Tommen and Margery thing is proposed.. gonna have to stop for a bit because work is entering the busy phase too. :/
#21 - OOOH spoilers. lol  [+] (4 new replies) 04/19/2014 on coffee 0
User avatar #22 - undeadmaus (04/19/2014) [-]
Not much of a spoiler. Joffrey dies, Tommen is next in line of succession. As the new king he gets to marry Margaery. Pretty minor spoiler.
User avatar #23 - duudegladiator (04/19/2014) [-]
I mean, im not angry, i just read up to that part in the books, so no problem there.

Margery, the Ever virgin Queen....
User avatar #24 - undeadmaus (04/19/2014) [-]
Oh yes, virgin of course. Don't know how far you've gotten but her virginity does play an important role on the story.
User avatar #25 - duudegladiator (04/19/2014) [-]
I just got the part where the Tommen and Margery thing is proposed.. gonna have to stop for a bit because work is entering the busy phase too. :/
#24 - Definitely THE BEST Movie ever in my life. Nothing compares fo…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Forget Frozen, THIS is best... +7
#244 - anonymous (04/15/2014) [-]
not even iron giant?
User avatar #296 - serterazi (04/15/2014) [-]
Suuupeeerrrrmaaaan
#13 - its not just Americans on this site bro, even though the educa…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2014 on The sound of freedom 0
#15 - ahtens (04/04/2014) [-]
no i agree but we knows this is mostly used by americans

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