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Steam Profile: Durkadurka
Video Games Played: Minecraft,Kerbal Space Program, Fallout,Battlefield 3,Age of Empires 3, Command and Conquer,Bioshock, Halo, Assassin's Creed, etc
X-box Gamertag: Durka1
Date Signed Up:2/17/2010
Last Login:3/04/2015
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#65 - Cancer is cells mutating and dividing uncontrollably. Vitamin…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2015 on "I'm going in..." +1
#93 - joshualegitsky (16 hours ago) [-]
Saw it in a documentary. People do not realize the strength in vitamins. Also it worked in some cases I'm not saying I know how to eradicate it. Look into vitamins and how good they are for you
#49 - Dunno, better consult Lance Armstrong. 03/03/2015 on At least I'm Not A Liar +6
#148 - That's respectable 03/02/2015 on Things I Heard Last Semester +1
#96 - How bad I feel for you depends on what your major is.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/02/2015 on Things I Heard Last Semester 0
User avatar #134 - zafara (03/02/2015) [-]
I just declared as a biology major.
User avatar #148 - durkadurka (03/02/2015) [-]
That's respectable
#95 - Because that's the kind of nonsense we're putting into their h… 03/02/2015 on Things I Heard Last Semester +1
#92 - Didn't really know much about Monroe, but **** me… 03/02/2015 on Marilyn Monroe (OC) +1
#91 - Stalin probably liked communism. 03/02/2015 on Marilyn Monroe (OC) 0
#177 - You could also keep learning about graphic art and whatnot in … 03/02/2015 on the unfortunate truth +3
#176 - > He gets richer by doing nothing What he does is risk …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2015 on the unfortunate truth -1
User avatar #202 - tsoper (03/02/2015) [-]
I didnt say he didnt risk anything, im just saying he benefits regardlessly by doing nothing.
#175 - We hate on you guys because it seems like a bad investment. Yo… 03/02/2015 on the unfortunate truth 0

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User avatar #42 - benderisgreat (01/30/2015) [-]
I like your name. lol
#43 to #42 - durkadurka (01/30/2015) [-]
#40 - thumbdownfool (05/29/2014) [-]
**** me right here and now
#41 to #40 - durkadurka (05/29/2014) [-]
Ah, but you see, I already have.
Ah, but you see, I already have.
#34 - thumbdownfool (05/03/2014) [-]
hello dear friend
#38 to #37 - zionistjew (05/26/2014) [-]
cool is that for me?
#33 - anonexplains (04/16/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image**   
יש לי מערכת יחסים רומנטיים עם האמא שלך, הומו!
**anonymous rolled image**

יש לי מערכת יחסים רומנטיים עם האמא שלך, הומו!
#31 - unworldlypath (03/14/2014) [-]
hi there, thanks for sticking it in there with me on that post   
picture for you
hi there, thanks for sticking it in there with me on that post

picture for you
#32 to #31 - durkadurka (03/14/2014) [-]
No problem. I actually tried to find a proxy that would let me reply to him, but had no luck.
For some reason I enjoy messing with those kinds of **** heads.
User avatar #29 - abstractpink (03/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #27 - krispybananaz (05/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #23 - spankymcgee (11/22/2012) [-]
What did you say?
User avatar #24 to #23 - durkadurka (11/22/2012) [-]
I made a comment about GC's used gear section. That's where I get most of my stuff.
User avatar #25 to #24 - spankymcgee (11/22/2012) [-]
Still expensive haha.
User avatar #26 to #25 - durkadurka (11/22/2012) [-]
Yeah it tends to be, but I occasionally find things like a drum rack for $90.
#18 - gliese (09/03/2012) [-]
i take it you didnt go to the link -.-
User avatar #19 to #18 - durkadurka (09/03/2012) [-]
No I did.
#20 to #19 - gliese (09/03/2012) [-]
so you are now informed, good.
User avatar #21 to #20 - durkadurka (09/03/2012) [-]
I've known how the whole thing works for a while. It's not a gigantic worldwide slavery scheme like the link seems to claim. It's simply that the corporations have the power they do because they are given it by those in the government. The corporation keeps the politician elected, and the politician does favors for the corporation. Ex: GE paid nothing in taxes last year.

Simply put, corporations exist to make money. They're not good, not evil, they just are. They've done good things and bad things, but it's all just to make as much money as they can. It's silly to hate them, but at the same time stupid not to keep any eye on them.

I don't think it'll ever get to the point where we're "enslaved" in a more literal sense. There's simply too many people for such a thing to realistically happen. Fixing the problem is all about electing politicians who won't play the lobbying game or play favorites.
#12 - rickmac (08/07/2012) [-]
You are a gentleman and a scholar. I love you.
#13 to #12 - durkadurka (08/07/2012) [-]
Why thank you. Here, have this.
User avatar #5 - ragenFOX (08/06/2012) [-]
durkadurka allahuakbar!
User avatar #6 to #5 - durkadurka (08/06/2012) [-]
User avatar #7 to #6 - ragenFOX (08/06/2012) [-]
#9 to #8 - ragenFOX (08/06/2012) [-]
hey, stop making fun of my people. I KEEEL YOU!
User avatar #11 to #10 - ragenFOX (08/06/2012) [-]
i can read this
أن ينصركم الله فلا غالب لكم.
"If God is there to help you none will overcome you" this is the rest of the verse "and if He forsake you, who will help you other than Him? So only in God should the faithful place their trust." (3:160)

the writing is beautiful i want to tattoo something like that, but ofcourse not a verse from the quran (&)
User avatar #1 - SgtObvious (01/19/2012) [-]
That guy was just a typical liberal with no concept of what our country was founded on.
User avatar #2 to #1 - durkadurka (01/19/2012) [-]
He just sat there playing philosophical games to dance around the issues and to call me stupid, like a typical liberal. He's probably in some college course on philosophy and thinks he's so smart when he regurgitates what his professor told him.

I've never met anyone so detached from reality.
User avatar #3 to #2 - SgtObvious (01/20/2012) [-]
I don't think he even understood the point he was trying to make by the end of the argument.
User avatar #4 to #3 - durkadurka (01/20/2012) [-]
He ceased to make any points about two or three posts in. When liberals get stuck, they just attack your character and call you stupid. They don't use facts.
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