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Video Games Played: Minecraft,Kerbal Space Program, Fallout,Battlefield 3,Age of Empires 3, Command and Conquer,Bioshock, Halo, Assassin's Creed, etc
X-box Gamertag: Durka1
Date Signed Up:2/17/2010
Last Login:11/29/2014
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#23 - I kinda feel bad for the employees who actually designed the g… 3 hours ago on Shots fired 0
#75 - You gotta make a judgement. If they seem interesting then you'…  [+] (1 new reply) 3 hours ago on Needeth realizeth 0
#85 - lolollo (2 hours ago) [-]
"Does she seem interesting?" How does one "seem interesting?" What's the difference between "seeming interesting" and "seeming uninteresting?""

I...yeah...dude...for real?
#233 - Ha, I am far from taken. The international space sta… 7 hours ago on Canadian money +1
#141 - If you're like me, you like good quality earbuds but you break… 8 hours ago on Cheap gaming mice on amazon 0
#140 - I planned to buy gifts off of amazon anyways. Spent about 80 b… 8 hours ago on Cheap gaming mice on amazon 0
#206 - I really appreciate the level-headed response. The s…  [+] (2 new replies) 8 hours ago on Canadian money +1
User avatar #222 - jorjicostava (8 hours ago) [-]
Can I marry you, or are you taken already? In other words, who must I defeat to marry you.

But in all seriousness, I love it when Russia and the US do space shit together, because it's important and interesting. And when Philae landed on Comet 67P, dang it was intense.
User avatar #233 - durkadurka (7 hours ago) [-]
Ha, I am far from taken.

The international space station is one of the coolest things people have ever done. I've always been impressed that nations cooperate on it despite what happens here on Earth.
#197 - Both programs used German scientists. Read up on the…  [+] (4 new replies) 9 hours ago on Canadian money +2
User avatar #198 - jorjicostava (9 hours ago) [-]
Finally someone backing up stuff and being reasonable. Yes, I don't mean to belittle the moon landings. I did not know that about Russia, I learned something new today, and my original problem was really Americans making it sound like they did it absolutely on their own, and everyone should suck their cock because they're so great.

But thank you, I'm going down with my ship though. I said I'm ready for your (not yours, specifically) rage, and I mean it.
User avatar #206 - durkadurka (8 hours ago) [-]
I really appreciate the level-headed response.

The space race and space in general is too awesome to spend time picking "sides" or ignoring contributions. Space exploration is and will be something that can only be done by all of mankind.
User avatar #222 - jorjicostava (8 hours ago) [-]
Can I marry you, or are you taken already? In other words, who must I defeat to marry you.

But in all seriousness, I love it when Russia and the US do space shit together, because it's important and interesting. And when Philae landed on Comet 67P, dang it was intense.
User avatar #233 - durkadurka (7 hours ago) [-]
Ha, I am far from taken.

The international space station is one of the coolest things people have ever done. I've always been impressed that nations cooperate on it despite what happens here on Earth.
#161 - The Soviet Union's space program was just like everything Rus… 10 hours ago on Canadian money +4
#282 - I'm kidding. I can see the appeal but I don't know if I'… 10 hours ago on Plants vs. Zombies 0
#45 - Because that's how you lose at life. Don't lose at life. … 10 hours ago on anon strikes again +1

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#40 - thumbdownfool (05/29/2014) [-]
**** me right here and now
#41 to #40 - durkadurka ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
Ah, but you see, I already have.
Ah, but you see, I already have.
#34 - thumbdownfool (05/03/2014) [-]
hello dear friend
#38 to #37 - zionistjew (05/26/2014) [-]
cool is that for me?
#39 to #38 - durkadurka ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
Yes.
#33 - Womens Study Major (04/16/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image**   
   
יש לי מערכת יחסים רומנטיים עם האמא שלך, הומו!
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יש לי מערכת יחסים רומנטיים עם האמא שלך, הומו!
#31 - unworldlypath (03/14/2014) [-]
hi there, thanks for sticking it in there with me on that post   
   
picture for you
hi there, thanks for sticking it in there with me on that post

picture for you
#32 to #31 - durkadurka ONLINE (03/14/2014) [-]
No problem. I actually tried to find a proxy that would let me reply to him, but had no luck.
For some reason I enjoy messing with those kinds of **** heads.
User avatar #29 - abstractpink (03/08/2014) [-]
durkadurkaburkaburkabjörkbjörkbørkbørk
#30 to #29 - durkadurka ONLINE (03/09/2014) [-]
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User avatar #27 - krispybananaz (05/19/2013) [-]
DURKADURKAMOHAMMADJIHAD
#28 to #27 - durkadurka ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #23 - spankymcgee (11/22/2012) [-]
What did you say?
User avatar #24 to #23 - durkadurka ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
I made a comment about GC's used gear section. That's where I get most of my stuff.
User avatar #25 to #24 - spankymcgee (11/22/2012) [-]
Still expensive haha.
User avatar #26 to #25 - durkadurka ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
Yeah it tends to be, but I occasionally find things like a drum rack for $90.
#18 - gliese (09/03/2012) [-]
i take it you didnt go to the link -.-
User avatar #19 to #18 - durkadurka ONLINE (09/03/2012) [-]
No I did.
#20 to #19 - gliese (09/03/2012) [-]
so you are now informed, good.
User avatar #21 to #20 - durkadurka ONLINE (09/03/2012) [-]
I've known how the whole thing works for a while. It's not a gigantic worldwide slavery scheme like the link seems to claim. It's simply that the corporations have the power they do because they are given it by those in the government. The corporation keeps the politician elected, and the politician does favors for the corporation. Ex: GE paid nothing in taxes last year.

Simply put, corporations exist to make money. They're not good, not evil, they just are. They've done good things and bad things, but it's all just to make as much money as they can. It's silly to hate them, but at the same time stupid not to keep any eye on them.

I don't think it'll ever get to the point where we're "enslaved" in a more literal sense. There's simply too many people for such a thing to realistically happen. Fixing the problem is all about electing politicians who won't play the lobbying game or play favorites.
#12 - rickmac (08/07/2012) [-]
You are a gentleman and a scholar. I love you.
#13 to #12 - durkadurka ONLINE (08/07/2012) [-]
Why thank you. Here, have this.
User avatar #5 - ragenFOX (08/06/2012) [-]
durkadurka allahuakbar!
User avatar #6 to #5 - durkadurka ONLINE (08/06/2012) [-]
kaboom!
User avatar #7 to #6 - ragenFOX (08/06/2012) [-]
yalalalalalalalalalalalallaalalalooo!!
#8 to #7 - durkadurka ONLINE (08/06/2012) [-]
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#9 to #8 - ragenFOX (08/06/2012) [-]
hey, stop making fun of my people. I KEEEL YOU!
User avatar #11 to #10 - ragenFOX (08/06/2012) [-]
i can read this
أن ينصركم الله فلا غالب لكم.
"If God is there to help you none will overcome you" this is the rest of the verse "and if He forsake you, who will help you other than Him? So only in God should the faithful place their trust." (3:160)

the writing is beautiful i want to tattoo something like that, but ofcourse not a verse from the quran (&)
User avatar #1 - SgtObvious (01/19/2012) [-]
That guy was just a typical liberal with no concept of what our country was founded on.
User avatar #2 to #1 - durkadurka ONLINE (01/19/2012) [-]
He just sat there playing philosophical games to dance around the issues and to call me stupid, like a typical liberal. He's probably in some college course on philosophy and thinks he's so smart when he regurgitates what his professor told him.

I've never met anyone so detached from reality.
User avatar #3 to #2 - SgtObvious (01/20/2012) [-]
I don't think he even understood the point he was trying to make by the end of the argument.
User avatar #4 to #3 - durkadurka ONLINE (01/20/2012) [-]
He ceased to make any points about two or three posts in. When liberals get stuck, they just attack your character and call you stupid. They don't use facts.
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