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Date Signed Up:2/17/2011
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#11 - Picture 09/29/2015 on (untitled) 0
#25 - I don't see an option for "Dogs and I do not get along"  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2015 on posttwo's how to talk to... 0
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#33 - xedeid (09/29/2015) [-]
Because if they say that you just walk away
#11 - imo fake tits are the least sexy thing you could have on…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/29/2015 on Oooops -8
#20 - anon (09/29/2015) [-]
She's been nude in this before, they're genuine.
#15 - anon (09/29/2015) [-]
Uh, clothes aren't made of air. Her bra and blouse restrict their movement. Hell, that's the whole point of a bra.
#45 - anon (09/29/2015) [-]
Nope, fake tits tend not to move much, if at all.
They are literally balls of flesh stuck to your chest.
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#43 - whatupbiatch (09/29/2015) [-]
Umm what? have you ever seen a girl jogging?
Tits everywhere.
#150 - I like gay marriage... 09/29/2015 on Did hell just freeze over? 0
#13 - "laying" is the past tense of "lying" 09/29/2015 on Photo Taking Skills 0
#18 - no, not really. Just the thickness. Bone still breaks when put… 09/27/2015 on Test Your Might -13
#16 - bone is just bone  [+] (3 new replies) 09/27/2015 on Test Your Might -8
#58 - anon (09/27/2015) [-]
And your point being? They're a fucking apex predator. Their bones are better than our bones. They are literally evolved to kill as efficiently as possible
#17 - justtocomment (09/27/2015) [-]
And their bone can be used to kill a fucking 300 pound boar.
Yours can be chipped by a particularly stubborn pecan shell.
There's a difference.
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#18 - dunkleosteus (09/27/2015) [-]
no, not really. Just the thickness. Bone still breaks when put under enough stress. Dog teeth can rip a man's arm apart but if a particularly hard toy bounces up and hits them in the jaw it can knock their teeth out.
#13 - all the talk about it being cool, but I still think it's a goo…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/27/2015 on Test Your Might -7
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#40 - heartlessrobot (09/27/2015) [-]
No, the rope would shred before the tiger lost a tooth.
#23 - anon (09/27/2015) [-]
Yes because a Tiger won't, ya know, let go before it rips it's fucking teeth out! That's like saying it's also a good way to rip a humans arms off.
#15 - justtocomment (09/27/2015) [-]
These fucks kill and eat anything from wild boars, to camels, to goddamned buffalo depending on where they live: and they use those same teeth to do it.
I'm sorry, but your more likely to lose the skin on your hands than it is to lose its teeth.
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#16 - dunkleosteus (09/27/2015) [-]
bone is just bone
#58 - anon (09/27/2015) [-]
And your point being? They're a fucking apex predator. Their bones are better than our bones. They are literally evolved to kill as efficiently as possible
#17 - justtocomment (09/27/2015) [-]
And their bone can be used to kill a fucking 300 pound boar.
Yours can be chipped by a particularly stubborn pecan shell.
There's a difference.
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#18 - dunkleosteus (09/27/2015) [-]
no, not really. Just the thickness. Bone still breaks when put under enough stress. Dog teeth can rip a man's arm apart but if a particularly hard toy bounces up and hits them in the jaw it can knock their teeth out.
#52 - watch at 0.5 speed 09/25/2015 on Calling in the Slam 0
#38 - look bud, what I'm saying is he said "use a blender for X…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2015 on The real hero 0
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#39 - Haruhi (09/23/2015) [-]
>>#6, Because you didn't read my first comment first

Basically, using a whisk and your hands will make you better mayo than using a blender. Period.