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dumbasshunter

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:10/18/2011
Last Login:7/30/2015
Location:england
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Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
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Total Comments Made:1526
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#284 - **dumbasshunter rolled user zettha ** hey...you do that th… 07/28/2015 on Let's make friends! 0
#371 - it was either this or some green thing in a Hawaiian shirt. ap… 07/23/2015 on What was expected 0
#242 - makes super meat boy look like a bitch. 07/20/2015 on Popped a Blood Vessel... 0
#158 - it appears James Franco has been branching out. good to know h… 07/19/2015 on White guy surprises a... +2
#654 - then we'll assemble an army. those who oppose us will be blind… 07/17/2015 on Selfie-Friday, post your... 0
#382 - i have lost mine, unfortunately. it sucks too because i tend t… 07/17/2015 on Selfie-Friday, post your... 0
#357 - clearly you don't have the superior eye muscles i have.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/17/2015 on Selfie-Friday, post your... 0
User avatar #375 - thatgirlonfire (07/17/2015) [-]
Clearly. Probably why I'm stuck with glasses religiously
User avatar #382 - dumbasshunter (07/17/2015) [-]
i have lost mine, unfortunately. it sucks too because i tend to splash out and get expensive lenses. i had a pair of transitions this time and now i can't find the buggers.
#346 - the singular benefit of having a lazy eye is learning to contr…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/17/2015 on Selfie-Friday, post your... 0
User avatar #350 - thatgirlonfire (07/17/2015) [-]
I wish I could control my lazy eye
#357 - dumbasshunter (07/17/2015) [-]
clearly you don't have the superior eye muscles i have.
User avatar #375 - thatgirlonfire (07/17/2015) [-]
Clearly. Probably why I'm stuck with glasses religiously
User avatar #382 - dumbasshunter (07/17/2015) [-]
i have lost mine, unfortunately. it sucks too because i tend to splash out and get expensive lenses. i had a pair of transitions this time and now i can't find the buggers.
#327 - they are. it's fun when you can control them. i love freaking …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/17/2015 on Selfie-Friday, post your... 0
User avatar #547 - trojandetected (07/17/2015) [-]
I feel bad as i cant stop my eye following the lazy eye and they think im being a cunt
User avatar #654 - dumbasshunter (07/17/2015) [-]
then we'll assemble an army. those who oppose us will be blinded with amonia.
#315 - hey...your eye goes one way...mine goes the other.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/17/2015 on Selfie-Friday, post your... -1
User avatar #319 - giroroisraw (07/17/2015) [-]
Lazy eyes are fun
User avatar #327 - dumbasshunter (07/17/2015) [-]
they are. it's fun when you can control them. i love freaking my friends out with it.
User avatar #547 - trojandetected (07/17/2015) [-]
I feel bad as i cant stop my eye following the lazy eye and they think im being a cunt
User avatar #654 - dumbasshunter (07/17/2015) [-]
then we'll assemble an army. those who oppose us will be blinded with amonia.

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#7 to #6 - dumbasshunter (05/13/2015) [-]
YOU COMING INTO MY DOMAIN, BITCH!?
#9 to #8 - dumbasshunter (05/13/2015) [-]
nonononono dun cri i thut we wuz stil playin duh fytin gem
nonononono dun cri i thut we wuz stil playin duh fytin gem
#11 to #10 - dumbasshunter (05/13/2015) [-]
so...what now?
#13 to #12 - dumbasshunter (05/13/2015) [-]
butt secks?
butt secks?
User avatar #14 to #13 - zombiestookmybike (05/13/2015) [-]
I'm gonna go ahead and say that's maybe not how you have buttsex
User avatar #15 to #14 - dumbasshunter (05/13/2015) [-]
well. oddly enough i don't have a more accurate reprisentation. i was not planning on being in this situation.
#16 to #15 - zombiestookmybike (05/13/2015) [-]
I'd say this is a fairly accurate representation of the experience
I'd say this is a fairly accurate representation of the experience
#17 to #16 - dumbasshunter (05/13/2015) [-]
screaming? agreed.

User avatar #18 to #17 - zombiestookmybike (05/13/2015) [-]
Only from the girl. It would be a bit weird/terrifying if the man started screaming too
User avatar #19 to #18 - dumbasshunter (05/13/2015) [-]
someones never heard of a crygasm
User avatar #20 to #19 - zombiestookmybike (05/13/2015) [-]
Can't say I've experienced that, no
#21 to #20 - dumbasshunter (05/13/2015) [-]
lucky. my ex did that FAR too much.
User avatar #22 to #21 - zombiestookmybike (05/13/2015) [-]
Understanding the "ex" bit now
User avatar #23 to #22 - dumbasshunter (05/13/2015) [-]
in all fairness, she was a loony. like. if i'd be playing vidya, and she would send me a message or something, and then panic when i didn't reply.

sex was good though.
User avatar #24 to #23 - zombiestookmybike (05/13/2015) [-]
My ex was mental AND the sex was bad so :/
#25 to #24 - dumbasshunter (05/13/2015) [-]
in what way was he mental? he had hallucination that his dick was like this? or what?
User avatar #26 to #25 - zombiestookmybike (05/13/2015) [-]
abusive
User avatar #1 - lmOldGreg (01/01/2014) [-]
Sorry about being a dickhead the other day.
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User avatar #3 to #2 - lmOldGreg (03/10/2014) [-]
Pipe down you joke.
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User avatar #5 to #4 - lmOldGreg (03/11/2014) [-]
He he you don't care what people think on the internet because ur a master trole xD
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