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dudemiesterman

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Date Signed Up:1/03/2010
Last Login:8/01/2015
Location:Texas
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#6 - Oh hey I threw "they" in there for no reason. Whoopee. 07/28/2015 on Greatest Hit +1
#5 - Granted they I always felt like disturbed tried to focus more …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2015 on Greatest Hit +3
User avatar #6 - dudemiesterman (07/28/2015) [-]
Oh hey I threw "they" in there for no reason. Whoopee.
#108 - Hey come on man calm down we're all friends here. 07/28/2015 on When you denoise and pimp a... 0
#106 - Aw come on man don't be like that  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2015 on When you denoise and pimp a... 0
User avatar #107 - pinethrush (07/28/2015) [-]
HA I WAS JUST MESSING WITH YOU

IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO CHILL
User avatar #108 - dudemiesterman (07/28/2015) [-]
Hey come on man calm down we're all friends here.
#8 - Damn, just hearing this man talk I want to eat there. Keep us … 07/28/2015 on Up and Coming Meme to Melt... +66
#50 - "most likely" 07/28/2015 on Look at the wind up on this... -6
#49 - I'm saying that without those things it's not a serious injury… 07/28/2015 on Look at the wind up on this... -7
#72 - Ah yes, we can use that to help kill the hipsters.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2015 on Blasphemy by Existing 0
#73 - slobiscuit (07/28/2015) [-]
**slobiscuit used "*roll picture*"**
**slobiscuit rolled image**That would really end things fast
#5 - Song version. Thanks to Smushy for bringing it to my attention. 07/28/2015 on Online dating. +1
#41 - Oh no, a child is in pain. Dude, **** happens. You can'…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/28/2015 on Look at the wind up on this... -8
#48 - anon (07/28/2015) [-]
concussion =\= K.O
K.O =\= concussion
User avatar #50 - dudemiesterman (07/28/2015) [-]
"most likely"
#47 - anon (07/28/2015) [-]
i never said it wasnt funny, just more making fun of you for instantly knowing the status of the child, and that his nose is deffs not broke brahcause there was no crack noise and no blood. personally i think its hilarious
User avatar #49 - dudemiesterman (07/28/2015) [-]
I'm saying that without those things it's not a serious injury. I'm not saying I know without a doubt that he's perfectly fine, but there's nothing to suggest that he could have any kind of injury other than a bruise.
#4 - Well thanks, gonna sticky that video now. 07/28/2015 on Online dating. 0
#2 - Song version?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2015 on Online dating. 0
User avatar #4 - dudemiesterman (07/28/2015) [-]
Well thanks, gonna sticky that video now.
#83 - Bro I was just messing with you.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/28/2015 on When you denoise and pimp a... 0
User avatar #105 - pinethrush (07/28/2015) [-]
Fine then, pussy out.
User avatar #106 - dudemiesterman (07/28/2015) [-]
Aw come on man don't be like that
User avatar #107 - pinethrush (07/28/2015) [-]
HA I WAS JUST MESSING WITH YOU

IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO CHILL
User avatar #108 - dudemiesterman (07/28/2015) [-]
Hey come on man calm down we're all friends here.
#38 - Kids like 12 and scrawny as **** , it doesn't take much …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/28/2015 on Look at the wind up on this... -14
#40 - anon (07/28/2015) [-]
wow youre right i guess hes in no pain at all! (not saying its not funny, just saying fuck you and youre 'im so smart' bullshit)
User avatar #41 - dudemiesterman (07/28/2015) [-]
Oh no, a child is in pain. Dude, shit happens. You can't live in a world where children don't get fucking hurt. Dude obviously didn't get knocked out, most likely didn't get a concussion, again no blood so probably no broken nose. I mean dude, I've seen a kid break down screaming from a bee sting who was this age. Children freak out over pain regardless of how bad it really is.
#48 - anon (07/28/2015) [-]
concussion =\= K.O
K.O =\= concussion
User avatar #50 - dudemiesterman (07/28/2015) [-]
"most likely"
#47 - anon (07/28/2015) [-]
i never said it wasnt funny, just more making fun of you for instantly knowing the status of the child, and that his nose is deffs not broke brahcause there was no crack noise and no blood. personally i think its hilarious
User avatar #49 - dudemiesterman (07/28/2015) [-]
I'm saying that without those things it's not a serious injury. I'm not saying I know without a doubt that he's perfectly fine, but there's nothing to suggest that he could have any kind of injury other than a bruise.
#338 - ...why?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2015 on Secrets 0
#552 - hotpiss (07/29/2015) [-]
because when people cut their own hair they often look interesting very silly
User avatar #563 - dudemiesterman (07/29/2015) [-]
It's kind of a macklemore hiarcut.
#11 - Although I'm not a huge fan of that kind of music, it's really… 07/28/2015 on Vitas - 7th Element... +1
#210 - I guess it's less self-esteem issues and more just crippling s… 07/28/2015 on Secrets 0
#203 - Oh **** , absolutely. My self-esteem is still **** …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/28/2015 on Secrets 0
#277 - hotpiss (07/28/2015) [-]
pics of self cut hair pls
User avatar #338 - dudemiesterman (07/28/2015) [-]
...why?
#552 - hotpiss (07/29/2015) [-]
because when people cut their own hair they often look interesting very silly
User avatar #563 - dudemiesterman (07/29/2015) [-]
It's kind of a macklemore hiarcut.
#207 - kadrynna (07/28/2015) [-]
I honestly don't know anyone who doesn't have some form of self esteem issue :/ If it really eats at you that much, don't do stuff for others, do it to be good enough for you
User avatar #210 - dudemiesterman (07/28/2015) [-]
I guess it's less self-esteem issues and more just crippling social anxiety. I mean, like everyone I'm not 100% happy with myself, but I like who I am alright. I just have no confidence in public unless I'm with a very good friend.
#5 - You can obviously see it wasn't that hard of a hit, so I feel …  [+] (9 new replies) 07/28/2015 on Look at the wind up on this... -23
#9 - ghostymudy (07/28/2015) [-]
Literally knocked off his feet.
#10 - ghostymudy (07/28/2015) [-]
That's a hard hit.
User avatar #38 - dudemiesterman (07/28/2015) [-]
Kids like 12 and scrawny as fuck, it doesn't take much to knock him down. You can see the force of the kids forward momentum driving his fist back as well, so his arm absorbed quite a bit of the shock. No audible crack, no visible blood, and he was still conscious.
#40 - anon (07/28/2015) [-]
wow youre right i guess hes in no pain at all! (not saying its not funny, just saying fuck you and youre 'im so smart' bullshit)
User avatar #41 - dudemiesterman (07/28/2015) [-]
Oh no, a child is in pain. Dude, shit happens. You can't live in a world where children don't get fucking hurt. Dude obviously didn't get knocked out, most likely didn't get a concussion, again no blood so probably no broken nose. I mean dude, I've seen a kid break down screaming from a bee sting who was this age. Children freak out over pain regardless of how bad it really is.
#48 - anon (07/28/2015) [-]
concussion =\= K.O
K.O =\= concussion
User avatar #50 - dudemiesterman (07/28/2015) [-]
"most likely"
#47 - anon (07/28/2015) [-]
i never said it wasnt funny, just more making fun of you for instantly knowing the status of the child, and that his nose is deffs not broke brahcause there was no crack noise and no blood. personally i think its hilarious
User avatar #49 - dudemiesterman (07/28/2015) [-]
I'm saying that without those things it's not a serious injury. I'm not saying I know without a doubt that he's perfectly fine, but there's nothing to suggest that he could have any kind of injury other than a bruise.
#3 - I like to imagine the dude taking this picture is just as arou… 07/28/2015 on Naughty boy +1
#195 - I've ****** four girls who I've been absolutely ashamed…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/28/2015 on Secrets +2
#202 - kadrynna (07/28/2015) [-]
That's ok- I like to pretend I was never with my first boyfriend because of how ashamed I am. He never deserved me. It's amazing what shit self esteem does to people, huh?
#428 - viralkamina (07/28/2015) [-]
yea my girlfriend recently broke up with me after i helped her through a suicidal depression, now she thinks im not good enough anymore. Fuck that bitch
User avatar #203 - dudemiesterman (07/28/2015) [-]
Oh shit, absolutely. My self-esteem is still shit. Like, I cut my own hair, make sure to smell nice, workout, dress nicely, all this partially because my self-esteem is so fucked that I want other people to come up to me because I can't go out of my way to try talking to people. I hate it.
#277 - hotpiss (07/28/2015) [-]
pics of self cut hair pls
User avatar #338 - dudemiesterman (07/28/2015) [-]
...why?
#552 - hotpiss (07/29/2015) [-]
because when people cut their own hair they often look interesting very silly
User avatar #563 - dudemiesterman (07/29/2015) [-]
It's kind of a macklemore hiarcut.
#207 - kadrynna (07/28/2015) [-]
I honestly don't know anyone who doesn't have some form of self esteem issue :/ If it really eats at you that much, don't do stuff for others, do it to be good enough for you
User avatar #210 - dudemiesterman (07/28/2015) [-]
I guess it's less self-esteem issues and more just crippling social anxiety. I mean, like everyone I'm not 100% happy with myself, but I like who I am alright. I just have no confidence in public unless I'm with a very good friend.
#3 - But, somebody did this in the comments the very first time thi…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/28/2015 on When you denoise and pimp a... 0
#12 - pinethrush (07/28/2015) [-]
I don't remember that. I guess I could post screenshots of my edited file and me shoving it into windows movie maker and shit.

I also tried to do a lowpass version of this the first time the video was posted, but somebody said it was shit. So I went back to the drawing board and improved it. So it's possible that I was the person you are referring to. However, if you go back and check that webm and link it here I could show you how his method and mine were different. I highly doubt our two webms are identical.
User avatar #83 - dudemiesterman (07/28/2015) [-]
Bro I was just messing with you.
User avatar #105 - pinethrush (07/28/2015) [-]
Fine then, pussy out.
User avatar #106 - dudemiesterman (07/28/2015) [-]
Aw come on man don't be like that
User avatar #107 - pinethrush (07/28/2015) [-]
HA I WAS JUST MESSING WITH YOU

IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO CHILL
User avatar #108 - dudemiesterman (07/28/2015) [-]
Hey come on man calm down we're all friends here.
#38 - Nah. Granted I could've worded my first comment a bit better.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2015 on Found this Gem 0
User avatar #48 - landartheconqueror (07/28/2015) [-]
i'd have thought it'd be shows criticizing him and all police
#36 - ...He talks about this story. On shows like cops, and the news…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/28/2015 on Found this Gem 0
User avatar #37 - darktoucan (07/28/2015) [-]
i thought he got his own show or something where he like makes fun of crazy criminals or some shit. i have a childs imagination
User avatar #38 - dudemiesterman (07/28/2015) [-]
Nah. Granted I could've worded my first comment a bit better.
User avatar #48 - landartheconqueror (07/28/2015) [-]
i'd have thought it'd be shows criticizing him and all police
#8 - Who cares about making a sex tape. Having a sex tape stolen fr… 07/28/2015 on Naggers 0
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#25 - arenaferox ONLINE (07/23/2015) [-]
Thanks and praise be to you.
Thanks and praise be to you.
User avatar #26 to #25 - dudemiesterman ONLINE (07/23/2015) [-]
Thank you sir.
#2 - giffythetoad (06/15/2015) [-]
**** me.
get it? 'cause your first comment by Skyrimdovah is **** you and mine is **** me, 'cause I dunno, it's special.
User avatar #3 to #2 - dudemiesterman ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
I didn't notice but thanks A++
User avatar #1 - skyrimdovah (05/10/2015) [-]
**** you
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