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#165 - You just made me day. :)  [+] (16 replies) 07/17/2012 on They have been deceiving us! 0
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#168 - swimmingprodigy (07/17/2012) [-]
No one's ever told you this before???
The guys around you must all be gay. If you're true to you word and you are super skinny yet have huge boobs I dont understand what more they want. Unless the guys around you care more about personality than looks and you're a total bitch, but from the few comments ive read you're modest and natural. I dont understand what the problem is
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#171 - ductapemyheart (07/17/2012) [-]
Nope I'm a very modest girl like you say. They must all be gay. Good conclusion. I have only been told that I am gorgeous a few times. Thanks. :3
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#174 - swimmingprodigy (07/17/2012) [-]
Are you shy most of the time? Do you not talk to a lot of people? Because that seems to be one of the only reasons I can think of as to why you're not approached by guys often.
Or maybe it's just that all the guys around you are shallow and rather have one of those 'hot' whores to go out with than you? That seems really weird
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#175 - ductapemyheart (07/17/2012) [-]
Well I am pretty shy, but I do have a few guy friends. But I do live in an area where like "hot" girls are girls who look orange. So its like a mixture of everything.
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#179 - swimmingprodigy (07/17/2012) [-]
sounds exactly like a girl I know. She's my best friend in fact. Amazing, but quiet so i wouldve never gotten to know her without some luck.

You should be more open so guys know how you really are. You have a good personality and you sound gorgeous; I would totally try to get to know you in hopes of asking you out if I knew you in real life
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#181 - ductapemyheart (07/17/2012) [-]
You just made me day. I can't even tell you how awesome you made me day. That was really sweet of you and you gave me some hope in men. You sound like an awesome guy though. :)
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#186 - swimmingprodigy (07/17/2012) [-]
;) I'm not trying to brag, but this friend of mine tells me I am. I just can't find an equally awesome girl (except for her, but we had a serious conversation and she wont go out with me because she met her bf before me. But she told me she really likes me, and she didn't choose him over me, she chose him before me.) So, whatever. I'm looking for girls I can fall in love with, but no luck.
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#190 - ductapemyheart (07/17/2012) [-]
Yeah well I just got out of a three year relationship a few months ago. It's terrible out there. I haven't been in the dating world since high school. I mean there is this one guy who I am interested in but he is going away to school in august and I'm too much of a chicken to tell him how I feel.
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#195 - swimmingprodigy (07/17/2012) [-]
wow 3 years...that seems like a terribly long time. What made you break up??

I know it's terrible. My biggest fear in life is that I'll either end up alone because I wont ever find a girl I deem worthy, or that I will find her and I'll love her with all my heart but she wont feel about me the same way.
BTW, did you block me on PM or something? Or are you just ignoring me?
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#669 - ductapemyheart (07/18/2012) [-]
No I got off last night. He was across state and the distance got too much to handle. He was away at school and I was home. It was a bunch of things.
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#671 - swimmingprodigy (07/18/2012) [-]
oh ok. That's understandable even though, no offense, IMO a deep relationship should be able to transcend distance. And I thought that after 3 years you guys would have a pretty deep relationship
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#673 - ductapemyheart (07/18/2012) [-]
Well when your a immature teenage boy things like that don't matter.
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#674 - swimmingprodigy (07/19/2012) [-]
cant tell if youre talking about me or the ex right now...
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#675 - ductapemyheart (07/19/2012) [-]
No my ex. He claims I never cared about him and that I am a horrible human being so he is never "speaking" to me again. Like a child. I'm in college, I don't have time for such nonsense. I want to graduate and be done with it. If he is not in my life then too bad his lose. I know I am an awesome person and its his problem not mine.
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#677 - swimmingprodigy (07/19/2012) [-]
btw, what do you mean 'you want to be done with it'? You are done with it, if 'it' means him. Go find yourself someone else, I'm sure there are tons of guys who would take someone with your looks and personality.


Oh that's right, all the guys seem to be gay around you.....
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#676 - swimmingprodigy (07/19/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYgyTJsthrA

You seem like quite the catch. Too bad he didn't see that
#159 - I couldn't agree with you more. It's like they don't even care…  [+] (4 replies) 07/17/2012 on They have been deceiving us! 0
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#277 - delightfuldemona (07/17/2012) [-]
I just read through this whole conversation, and I agree with most (if not all) of what was just said.
#161 - Sourlime (07/17/2012) [-]
Tits or GTFO
#183 - ductapemyheart (07/17/2012) [-]
#151 - I know. Then these same women bitch about "Being a real w…  [+] (6 replies) 07/17/2012 on They have been deceiving us! 0
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#159 - ductapemyheart (07/17/2012) [-]
I couldn't agree with you more. It's like they don't even care that they look like hookers. They constantly contradict themselves and have no self respect. Go forbid you call them fake you'd never hear the end of it.
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#277 - delightfuldemona (07/17/2012) [-]
I just read through this whole conversation, and I agree with most (if not all) of what was just said.
#161 - Sourlime (07/17/2012) [-]
Tits or GTFO
#183 - ductapemyheart (07/17/2012) [-]
#142 - Well I have a weird body shape. I am super skinny and have the…  [+] (26 replies) 07/17/2012 on They have been deceiving us! 0
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#164 - swimmingprodigy (07/17/2012) [-]
What you call weird, guys including me call gorgeous.

Dont be afraid and let anyone tell you your body is weird
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#165 - ductapemyheart (07/17/2012) [-]
You just made me day. :)
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#168 - swimmingprodigy (07/17/2012) [-]
No one's ever told you this before???
The guys around you must all be gay. If you're true to you word and you are super skinny yet have huge boobs I dont understand what more they want. Unless the guys around you care more about personality than looks and you're a total bitch, but from the few comments ive read you're modest and natural. I dont understand what the problem is
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#171 - ductapemyheart (07/17/2012) [-]
Nope I'm a very modest girl like you say. They must all be gay. Good conclusion. I have only been told that I am gorgeous a few times. Thanks. :3
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#174 - swimmingprodigy (07/17/2012) [-]
Are you shy most of the time? Do you not talk to a lot of people? Because that seems to be one of the only reasons I can think of as to why you're not approached by guys often.
Or maybe it's just that all the guys around you are shallow and rather have one of those 'hot' whores to go out with than you? That seems really weird
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#175 - ductapemyheart (07/17/2012) [-]
Well I am pretty shy, but I do have a few guy friends. But I do live in an area where like "hot" girls are girls who look orange. So its like a mixture of everything.
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#179 - swimmingprodigy (07/17/2012) [-]
sounds exactly like a girl I know. She's my best friend in fact. Amazing, but quiet so i wouldve never gotten to know her without some luck.

You should be more open so guys know how you really are. You have a good personality and you sound gorgeous; I would totally try to get to know you in hopes of asking you out if I knew you in real life
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#181 - ductapemyheart (07/17/2012) [-]
You just made me day. I can't even tell you how awesome you made me day. That was really sweet of you and you gave me some hope in men. You sound like an awesome guy though. :)
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#186 - swimmingprodigy (07/17/2012) [-]
;) I'm not trying to brag, but this friend of mine tells me I am. I just can't find an equally awesome girl (except for her, but we had a serious conversation and she wont go out with me because she met her bf before me. But she told me she really likes me, and she didn't choose him over me, she chose him before me.) So, whatever. I'm looking for girls I can fall in love with, but no luck.
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#190 - ductapemyheart (07/17/2012) [-]
Yeah well I just got out of a three year relationship a few months ago. It's terrible out there. I haven't been in the dating world since high school. I mean there is this one guy who I am interested in but he is going away to school in august and I'm too much of a chicken to tell him how I feel.
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#195 - swimmingprodigy (07/17/2012) [-]
wow 3 years...that seems like a terribly long time. What made you break up??

I know it's terrible. My biggest fear in life is that I'll either end up alone because I wont ever find a girl I deem worthy, or that I will find her and I'll love her with all my heart but she wont feel about me the same way.
BTW, did you block me on PM or something? Or are you just ignoring me?
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#669 - ductapemyheart (07/18/2012) [-]
No I got off last night. He was across state and the distance got too much to handle. He was away at school and I was home. It was a bunch of things.
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#671 - swimmingprodigy (07/18/2012) [-]
oh ok. That's understandable even though, no offense, IMO a deep relationship should be able to transcend distance. And I thought that after 3 years you guys would have a pretty deep relationship
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#673 - ductapemyheart (07/18/2012) [-]
Well when your a immature teenage boy things like that don't matter.
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#674 - swimmingprodigy (07/19/2012) [-]
cant tell if youre talking about me or the ex right now...
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#675 - ductapemyheart (07/19/2012) [-]
No my ex. He claims I never cared about him and that I am a horrible human being so he is never "speaking" to me again. Like a child. I'm in college, I don't have time for such nonsense. I want to graduate and be done with it. If he is not in my life then too bad his lose. I know I am an awesome person and its his problem not mine.
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#677 - swimmingprodigy (07/19/2012) [-]
btw, what do you mean 'you want to be done with it'? You are done with it, if 'it' means him. Go find yourself someone else, I'm sure there are tons of guys who would take someone with your looks and personality.


Oh that's right, all the guys seem to be gay around you.....
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#676 - swimmingprodigy (07/19/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYgyTJsthrA

You seem like quite the catch. Too bad he didn't see that
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#151 - ductapemyheart (07/17/2012) [-]
I know. Then these same women bitch about "Being a real woman" and attracting all these "Horrid men"
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#159 - ductapemyheart (07/17/2012) [-]
I couldn't agree with you more. It's like they don't even care that they look like hookers. They constantly contradict themselves and have no self respect. Go forbid you call them fake you'd never hear the end of it.
#162 - StareCar has deleted their comment.
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#277 - delightfuldemona (07/17/2012) [-]
I just read through this whole conversation, and I agree with most (if not all) of what was just said.
#161 - Sourlime (07/17/2012) [-]
Tits or GTFO
#183 - ductapemyheart (07/17/2012) [-]
#133 - I feel the exact same way. That is wear I wear very lighty pad…  [+] (28 replies) 07/17/2012 on They have been deceiving us! +1
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#142 - ductapemyheart (07/17/2012) [-]
Well I have a weird body shape. I am super skinny and have these huge boobs. Well compared to my body at least. Even if my breast were small I'd still wear lgihty padded. I agree with you a 100%
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#164 - swimmingprodigy (07/17/2012) [-]
What you call weird, guys including me call gorgeous.

Dont be afraid and let anyone tell you your body is weird
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#165 - ductapemyheart (07/17/2012) [-]
You just made me day. :)
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#168 - swimmingprodigy (07/17/2012) [-]
No one's ever told you this before???
The guys around you must all be gay. If you're true to you word and you are super skinny yet have huge boobs I dont understand what more they want. Unless the guys around you care more about personality than looks and you're a total bitch, but from the few comments ive read you're modest and natural. I dont understand what the problem is
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#171 - ductapemyheart (07/17/2012) [-]
Nope I'm a very modest girl like you say. They must all be gay. Good conclusion. I have only been told that I am gorgeous a few times. Thanks. :3
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#174 - swimmingprodigy (07/17/2012) [-]
Are you shy most of the time? Do you not talk to a lot of people? Because that seems to be one of the only reasons I can think of as to why you're not approached by guys often.
Or maybe it's just that all the guys around you are shallow and rather have one of those 'hot' whores to go out with than you? That seems really weird
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#175 - ductapemyheart (07/17/2012) [-]
Well I am pretty shy, but I do have a few guy friends. But I do live in an area where like "hot" girls are girls who look orange. So its like a mixture of everything.
User avatar
#179 - swimmingprodigy (07/17/2012) [-]
sounds exactly like a girl I know. She's my best friend in fact. Amazing, but quiet so i wouldve never gotten to know her without some luck.

You should be more open so guys know how you really are. You have a good personality and you sound gorgeous; I would totally try to get to know you in hopes of asking you out if I knew you in real life
User avatar
#181 - ductapemyheart (07/17/2012) [-]
You just made me day. I can't even tell you how awesome you made me day. That was really sweet of you and you gave me some hope in men. You sound like an awesome guy though. :)
User avatar
#186 - swimmingprodigy (07/17/2012) [-]
;) I'm not trying to brag, but this friend of mine tells me I am. I just can't find an equally awesome girl (except for her, but we had a serious conversation and she wont go out with me because she met her bf before me. But she told me she really likes me, and she didn't choose him over me, she chose him before me.) So, whatever. I'm looking for girls I can fall in love with, but no luck.
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#190 - ductapemyheart (07/17/2012) [-]
Yeah well I just got out of a three year relationship a few months ago. It's terrible out there. I haven't been in the dating world since high school. I mean there is this one guy who I am interested in but he is going away to school in august and I'm too much of a chicken to tell him how I feel.
User avatar
#195 - swimmingprodigy (07/17/2012) [-]
wow 3 years...that seems like a terribly long time. What made you break up??

I know it's terrible. My biggest fear in life is that I'll either end up alone because I wont ever find a girl I deem worthy, or that I will find her and I'll love her with all my heart but she wont feel about me the same way.
BTW, did you block me on PM or something? Or are you just ignoring me?
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#669 - ductapemyheart (07/18/2012) [-]
No I got off last night. He was across state and the distance got too much to handle. He was away at school and I was home. It was a bunch of things.
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#671 - swimmingprodigy (07/18/2012) [-]
oh ok. That's understandable even though, no offense, IMO a deep relationship should be able to transcend distance. And I thought that after 3 years you guys would have a pretty deep relationship
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#673 - ductapemyheart (07/18/2012) [-]
Well when your a immature teenage boy things like that don't matter.
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#674 - swimmingprodigy (07/19/2012) [-]
cant tell if youre talking about me or the ex right now...
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#675 - ductapemyheart (07/19/2012) [-]
No my ex. He claims I never cared about him and that I am a horrible human being so he is never "speaking" to me again. Like a child. I'm in college, I don't have time for such nonsense. I want to graduate and be done with it. If he is not in my life then too bad his lose. I know I am an awesome person and its his problem not mine.
User avatar
#677 - swimmingprodigy (07/19/2012) [-]
btw, what do you mean 'you want to be done with it'? You are done with it, if 'it' means him. Go find yourself someone else, I'm sure there are tons of guys who would take someone with your looks and personality.


Oh that's right, all the guys seem to be gay around you.....
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#676 - swimmingprodigy (07/19/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYgyTJsthrA

You seem like quite the catch. Too bad he didn't see that
#150 - StareCar has deleted their comment.
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#151 - ductapemyheart (07/17/2012) [-]
I know. Then these same women bitch about "Being a real woman" and attracting all these "Horrid men"
#155 - StareCar has deleted their comment.
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#159 - ductapemyheart (07/17/2012) [-]
I couldn't agree with you more. It's like they don't even care that they look like hookers. They constantly contradict themselves and have no self respect. Go forbid you call them fake you'd never hear the end of it.
#162 - StareCar has deleted their comment.
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#277 - delightfuldemona (07/17/2012) [-]
I just read through this whole conversation, and I agree with most (if not all) of what was just said.
#161 - Sourlime (07/17/2012) [-]
Tits or GTFO
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