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Gender: female
Age: 20
Consoles Owned: sega genesis, wii,
Interests: laughing, music
Date Signed Up:8/06/2011
Last Login:8/27/2013
Location:New York
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I'm random, sometimes overtly sexual, and open to anything as long as it doesn't involve stupidity. (the bad kind. i love good stupidity. great for a laugh)
hobbies include music, laughing, and anything artsy.
i actually have 2 souls. one's of an energetic young woman and the other is of a gay guy. i love it.

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User avatar #145 - poisonlonewolf (09/26/2013) [-]
DUCK DUCK DUCK
User avatar #142 - commandrbob (04/19/2013) [-]
just checking you're not dead :P
User avatar #143 to #142 - duckspasm (04/22/2013) [-]
i am very much dead
User avatar #144 to #143 - commandrbob (04/22/2013) [-]
oh i am sorry to hear that. Ah well, cest la vie
User avatar #139 - commandrbob (03/25/2013) [-]
its half past 5. and are you Hispanic?
User avatar #140 to #139 - duckspasm (03/25/2013) [-]
yes. and it's half past 1 over here. you didn't know ?
User avatar #141 to #140 - commandrbob (03/25/2013) [-]
i had suspicions, but im not known for my observational skills :P
#137 - joldanmango (03/22/2013) [-]
I AM JOLDAN MANGO
HELLO I AM GOOD INGLISH
User avatar #138 to #137 - duckspasm (03/22/2013) [-]
OMG DID YOU REALLY MAKE AN ACCOUNT JUST FOR THAT
GO BACK TO SENTON SLOON
#129 - bloodyshadow (11/09/2012) [-]
Hey duck, how's everything going?
User avatar #130 to #129 - duckspasm (11/09/2012) [-]
it's going good
User avatar #131 to #130 - bloodyshadow (11/09/2012) [-]
Good to hear, how was sandy for you? I'm hoping there was no casualities.
User avatar #132 to #131 - duckspasm (11/09/2012) [-]
no. trees on the houses, shingles and broken house bits everywhere. no power for 9 days. otherwise ok
User avatar #133 to #132 - bloodyshadow (11/09/2012) [-]
Wow sorry to hear, what part of newyork do you live in?
User avatar #134 to #133 - duckspasm (11/09/2012) [-]
riiiight on da shore . like 10 seconds away from the water
User avatar #135 to #134 - bloodyshadow (11/09/2012) [-]
Damn, I live near sheepshead bay. I was watching trashcans float down the block. My dad got stuck in Philly so I enjoyed Friday to this Monday all alone, it was relaxing.
User avatar #125 - ravarshi (10/13/2012) [-]
sry bout ignoring you on tinychat ducky.. i'm trying not to type cuz my wrist and sadndy's been away since i lefted fer a shwr
User avatar #126 to #125 - ravarshi (10/13/2012) [-]
al;so *hugs*
User avatar #127 to #126 - duckspasm (10/14/2012) [-]
thankkk youuu
:*
User avatar #128 to #127 - ravarshi (10/14/2012) [-]
^^ anytime :)
User avatar #124 - eagercleaver (10/10/2012) [-]
>.>
<.<
You look like my cousin and it's oddly erotic
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User avatar #116 to #115 - duckspasm (10/03/2012) [-]
you must hate me ;_;
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User avatar #118 to #117 - duckspasm (10/03/2012) [-]
oh... the picture...
yup. crying-nightmares tonight.
not joking dude. this is the only **** that gives me nightmares
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User avatar #120 to #119 - duckspasm (10/03/2012) [-]
but it's also really scary picture D:
and i can't overcome it i would die
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#122 to #121 - duckspasm (10/03/2012) [-]
&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3
<3<3<3
#103 - bloodyshadow (09/29/2012) [-]
Where do you live? Its 1:15 in NY   
   
How was your day?
Where do you live? Its 1:15 in NY

How was your day?
User avatar #104 to #103 - duckspasm (09/29/2012) [-]
oh we are both in new york! just about to go to bed. i had a good day. no school cuz it's "college day" (we just chilled lol) tried to go to shake shack but the line was out the door grrrrr. my friends and i showed showed the international students around nyc. good times. also my costume came for comicon! but i can't go to comicon ;_; mixed feelings about life right now haha
#105 to #104 - bloodyshadow (09/29/2012) [-]
Same, we should hang out one day. People would be confused on how I know you and all I'd have to say is that we are from the internet.   
   
Today I went to the Sophomore/Freshman mixer, it was horrible too much needless grinding. It wasn't even good. Needless to say, free pizza and drinks. I don't wanna keep you up considering we are both tired. If you want to further contact me message me.    
   
See ya, I'm gonna slip into a mini coma
Same, we should hang out one day. People would be confused on how I know you and all I'd have to say is that we are from the internet.

Today I went to the Sophomore/Freshman mixer, it was horrible too much needless grinding. It wasn't even good. Needless to say, free pizza and drinks. I don't wanna keep you up considering we are both tired. If you want to further contact me message me.

See ya, I'm gonna slip into a mini coma
User avatar #106 to #105 - duckspasm (09/29/2012) [-]
lmao too much grinding? sounds like my old school. bjs everywhere, and the teachers sell drugs. YAY GO MIDDLE SCHOOL . anywayyy ttyl
#107 to #106 - bloodyshadow (09/29/2012) [-]
At least it's an art highschool. What college do you go to?
At least it's an art highschool. What college do you go to?
User avatar #108 to #107 - duckspasm (09/29/2012) [-]
i thought we communicated properly i'm still in high school.. senior though. closet art high school
#109 to #108 - bloodyshadow (09/29/2012) [-]
Ah sorry. Also closet art highschool?   
   
I currently stay in Art &amp; Design
Ah sorry. Also closet art highschool?

I currently stay in Art & Design
User avatar #110 to #109 - duckspasm (09/29/2012) [-]
meaning it's basically an art school but not officially
User avatar #111 to #110 - bloodyshadow (09/29/2012) [-]
Ah,okay. Good morning by the way.
Looking forward to any colleges?
User avatar #112 to #111 - duckspasm (09/29/2012) [-]
goood morning. yes i want to go to berklee
#113 to #112 - bloodyshadow (09/29/2012) [-]
Awesome, awesome to the max.
#80 - bloodyshadow (09/23/2012) [-]
The guy you talked to below is so fun. Nice to meet you, you are very pretty but alas I am sleepy! We shall talk tommorow! Or later since it's 2:25

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User avatar #81 to #80 - duckspasm (09/23/2012) [-]
okay same see you later!
#83 to #81 - bloodyshadow (09/26/2012) [-]
I am back from my adventure! Hello! Aso you are very pretty!
User avatar #84 to #83 - duckspasm (09/26/2012) [-]
how was your adventure?1 and thank you
#85 to #84 - bloodyshadow (09/26/2012) [-]
I went on a date with a guy, got some lunch, we walked through the city and messed about. How about you?
User avatar #86 to #85 - duckspasm (09/26/2012) [-]
thasss gooodd.
i did nothing. school stuff.
lol.
#87 to #86 - bloodyshadow (09/26/2012) [-]
I'm doing my school stuff tommorow I'm off tommorow. I wish I could get coffee with friends...
User avatar #88 to #87 - duckspasm (09/26/2012) [-]
ewwww tomorrow i have to spend all day doing homework.
User avatar #89 to #88 - bloodyshadow (09/26/2012) [-]
I'm known as the smart guy. I'll get it done but it's gonna be such a drag. I'll use gay porn as background music
User avatar #90 to #89 - duckspasm (09/26/2012) [-]
i am procrastinator extraordinaire. i do absolutely 0 until 2 hours before the bus gets here. i'm so dumb, i wish i could focus more.
User avatar #91 to #90 - bloodyshadow (09/26/2012) [-]
Although I go to an art highschool we still get a lot of work. What helps me focused if social interaction, if I didn't hang out/talk with anyone it gets harder to think and think.
You seem fun
User avatar #92 to #91 - duckspasm (09/26/2012) [-]
art high school (want)
i go to a hs big in the arts dep. but not an official arts school
User avatar #93 to #92 - bloodyshadow (09/26/2012) [-]
I live in NY, I attend the highschool of Art & Design. Big school, great teachers, great funding ect...

Lack of gay guys though yet a surplus of supposed lesbians. Great school.
User avatar #94 to #93 - duckspasm (09/26/2012) [-]
lol my school is all gay people though.
User avatar #95 to #94 - bloodyshadow (09/26/2012) [-]
Whhhhhaaaaaaaa? How?
User avatar #96 to #95 - duckspasm (09/26/2012) [-]
like 1/3 of all guys at my school are gay.
User avatar #97 to #96 - bloodyshadow (09/26/2012) [-]
*sigh* I just want someone that I can go on long walks with, get some cocoa or coffee. Also cuddling, oh how I love cuddling.

User avatar #98 to #97 - duckspasm (09/26/2012) [-]
yes. what you said right there. yes. agree. yes.
#99 to #98 - bloodyshadow (09/26/2012) [-]
I also like cooking and baking, care for them as we snuggle up and watch movies or read.
*sigh* one day.....
User avatar #100 to #99 - duckspasm (09/26/2012) [-]
WHY AM I NOT gay AND IN YOUR LIFE.
WHAT THE **** WORLD, YOU JUST WANT TO SEE YOURSELF BURN.
User avatar #102 to #100 - bloodyshadow (09/26/2012) [-]
Yeah sorry fr the surprise of age, I had to bring it up. I can't let you think I'm 20+
User avatar #101 to #100 - bloodyshadow (09/26/2012) [-]
Well I am bisexual, I said someone. But alas I am 14 years old, believe it or not.
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User avatar #66 to #65 - duckspasm (09/23/2012) [-]
no that isn't really
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User avatar #68 to #67 - duckspasm (09/23/2012) [-]
your sister is a model for snorg!?
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User avatar #71 to #70 - duckspasm (09/23/2012) [-]
i don't believe you D: i need proof
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User avatar #74 to #73 - duckspasm (09/23/2012) [-]
oh my goshhh wait above the girl in the blue shirt?
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User avatar #77 to #76 - duckspasm (09/23/2012) [-]
EEEEEEEEEE CUTE~~ where are you from?
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User avatar #59 - foxxywithpaws (09/15/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/gay/73110#73110
Dat ***** said he would love to meet you cause he wants a boyfriend. X3

I'm here. :3
User avatar #60 to #59 - duckspasm (09/15/2012) [-]
***** pleeeaassee lol.
what happened :'(
please tell me your going to keep using this account.
oh and fagnipples was on yesterday and didn't say hi.
c'mon guys, me is lonely
User avatar #61 to #60 - foxxywithpaws (09/15/2012) [-]
I randomly deleted my account cause I had too many friends and I didn't just want to delete them.
I'll use this account from now on, don't worry. ^-^
I don't know why he didn't say hi, I talked to him on Skype for a while. o_o
User avatar #62 to #61 - duckspasm (09/15/2012) [-]
ughhhh, we need to stick together as the triangle of ... of...
something.
User avatar #63 to #62 - foxxywithpaws (09/15/2012) [-]
A triangle of triangliness? :3
User avatar #64 to #63 - duckspasm (09/15/2012) [-]
yeah, that.
definitely.
User avatar #51 - TheFallenAngel (09/04/2012) [-]
Your my new favorite person.
User avatar #52 to #51 - duckspasm (09/04/2012) [-]
OMG YAY why?!
User avatar #55 to #52 - TheFallenAngel (09/04/2012) [-]
your so kind hahaha
User avatar #57 to #55 - duckspasm (09/04/2012) [-]
thank you!!
User avatar #49 - fagnipples (09/03/2012) [-]
Our thread died. D:
User avatar #50 to #49 - duckspasm (09/04/2012) [-]
i'm depressed now
User avatar #33 - sillylittlefuckers (08/29/2012) [-]
so... I have a "date" but Im not super pumped..
User avatar #34 to #33 - duckspasm (08/29/2012) [-]
whyy what happened?
User avatar #35 to #34 - sillylittlefuckers (08/29/2012) [-]
he smokes, is a super flamer, and I think he might be anorexic..
User avatar #36 to #35 - duckspasm (08/29/2012) [-]
well personally i don't mind smoking unless it's like chain smoking... but to the other stuff... well, you'll find out on the 'date' right?
User avatar #37 to #36 - sillylittlefuckers (08/29/2012) [-]
yeah.. I might be able to have one my other firends there with me. he would just happen to also be at the theatre seeing the same movie
User avatar #38 to #37 - duckspasm (08/29/2012) [-]
maybe that's a good thing?
d'awww
another reason i wish you lived where i do
User avatar #39 to #38 - sillylittlefuckers (08/29/2012) [-]
The friend can't come.. where do you live?
User avatar #40 to #39 - duckspasm (08/29/2012) [-]
n-n-new york!!!!
and when is the date?
User avatar #41 to #40 - sillylittlefuckers (08/29/2012) [-]
**** .. I want to live in NY sooo bad..
User avatar #42 to #41 - duckspasm (08/29/2012) [-]
where are you?
User avatar #44 to #42 - sillylittlefuckers (08/29/2012) [-]
well vancouver area
User avatar #43 to #42 - sillylittlefuckers (08/29/2012) [-]
Vancouver..
User avatar #45 to #43 - duckspasm (08/29/2012) [-]
i've always wanted to go there!! know how to play a jazzy version of canada's national anthem on the saxophone
User avatar #46 to #45 - sillylittlefuckers (08/29/2012) [-]
thats coo.! let me know if you ever do come by :)
User avatar #47 to #46 - duckspasm (08/29/2012) [-]
i will, i wll ~~
User avatar #48 to #47 - sillylittlefuckers (08/29/2012) [-]
lovely :D
User avatar #28 - sillylittlefuckers (08/29/2012) [-]
SO!! the guy who is interested in me added me on facebook just now!!! You asked to be updated so here I am, updating you :)
User avatar #29 to #28 - duckspasm (08/29/2012) [-]
ahhh! thank you!! how is he? whas he look like?
User avatar #30 to #29 - sillylittlefuckers (08/29/2012) [-]
he is kinda cute, I looked at some of his activity like comments and such to figure out his personality type. totally not creepy at all. and now im talking to him.
User avatar #31 to #30 - duckspasm (08/29/2012) [-]
ahh!! tell me if anything interesting happens okay? i am rooting for you 100000000%
User avatar #32 to #31 - sillylittlefuckers (08/29/2012) [-]
awe thanks hun <3 I'll let you know
User avatar #27 - siridontcare (08/25/2012) [-]
you have skype? for messaging not face chatting.
User avatar #24 - nITE (08/24/2012) [-]
Im horny im gonna go fap
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User avatar #147 to #146 - nITE (10/04/2013) [-]
*cowbell shake!*
User avatar #25 to #24 - duckspasm (08/24/2012) [-]
you do that.
and have fun
User avatar #26 to #25 - nITE (08/24/2012) [-]
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