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#369 - In all honesty, can someone please explain the appeal of inter…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/09/2012 on FJ for ya +2
#375 - anonymous (11/09/2012) [-]
Emotional bonds are more easily formed and are stronger than in physical relationships due to things like sex. It also requires much more trust. If you're not one to like a girl for her intelligence or personality, I can see why you wouldn't like long distance/online relationships.
User avatar #372 - chopyourhandoff (11/09/2012) [-]
I donno....it just feels good man
#207 - I thought the political ignorance couldn't possibly get lower …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/08/2012 on Second Term +17
User avatar #223 - Iseewhatudidthar (11/08/2012) [-]
Well atleast Big Bird will be kickin' it still
#211 - QTangoDownQ has deleted their comment.
#98 - "cuddling" is probably the gay est thing ever  [+] (6 new replies) 11/06/2012 on the real problem is your fanny -16
User avatar #130 - neutralgray (11/06/2012) [-]
You've never felt even the slightest trace of some "love" have you?
#122 - jakefenris (11/06/2012) [-]
#119 - darkhalf (11/06/2012) [-]
I don't know...I think two men butt fucking each other under a rainbow is pretty gay. I don't think cuddling is up there.
User avatar #129 - jakefenris (11/06/2012) [-]
Cuddling is gender and sexuality neutral.
User avatar #118 - Zarke (11/06/2012) [-]
Let's put it this way... Great place to start and an even better place to ask for more if you know hot to treat them.
#111 - datassman (11/06/2012) [-]
Well sure. When it's with men.
#223 - Not worth the read 11/06/2012 on mugging +2
#88 - I consider Android to be the master race Maybe that's…  [+] (14 new replies) 11/05/2012 on iWar +1
User avatar #97 - xtrmbragnrytz (11/05/2012) [-]
well, it's got a cleaner app system, Andorid apps are more freelance and can manipulate the phone more, whereas apple apps are more heavily filtered and (most of the time) can't damage the phone if that's the intent
User avatar #108 - thelastamerican (11/05/2012) [-]
So, you like iphones because it's so difficult for stupid people to download malicious software? I would rather have an open market than have my market reduced by the people that make the device to keep consumers 'safe'. I can take care of myself thanks.
User avatar #112 - xtrmbragnrytz (11/05/2012) [-]
I entirely agree, i just find that the "dumbass proof" security is a nice touch, And the apps are made by people, just verified by apple that they aren't going to fuck shit up. People are generally smart enough to find out if an app is malicious or not on their own, but the general audience of an iphone is someone who doesn't have the knowledge of smartphones and would appreciate someone there to hold their hand and walk them through it. that's why i think it's a nice touch
User avatar #115 - thelastamerican (11/05/2012) [-]
If they aren't intelligent enough for a smart phone maybe they should stick with a flip phone. Though there is something to be said for exploiting the percentage of the market that can't find it's ass with both hands at the same time. And exploiting them in such an incredible way.
User avatar #117 - xtrmbragnrytz (11/05/2012) [-]
I see the iphone as a "tutorial" phone, it's for those who want a smartphone, but don't really know how to use them, they're easy to get help with and most smartphones act similarly. this'll sound like i'm bashing apple, but it's kinda life "baby's first smartphone". something to get you used to them
User avatar #121 - thelastamerican (11/05/2012) [-]
I applaud apple for it's ability to sell overly simplified devices for twice it's actual value. I wish I could do the same thing honestly.
User avatar #123 - xtrmbragnrytz (11/05/2012) [-]
Anyone would, you get to exploit people's wallets as they blindly buy your flashy new light up toy. why wouldn't you want that kind of business?
User avatar #126 - thelastamerican (11/05/2012) [-]
Also, what is this? My boss bought one of the new iPhones and it's completely covered in glass. It's even more breakable than the last phone. Though we shipped 20,000 units at work the first day the phone came onto the market.
User avatar #127 - xtrmbragnrytz (11/05/2012) [-]
Apple makes their products so that they'll break over time, forcing you to buy a replacement.
User avatar #128 - thelastamerican (11/05/2012) [-]
Well, normally I would call bullshit, but I can't think of another reason to cover a phone in glass. Cars, gaming consoles, and computers aren't made to break over time, it's just the most cost effective way to build them. If you want something made that won't break for 30 years it's gonna cost you. And if it didn't break after five years it would be so obsolete that it would cost more to use it than it would to buy a modern replacement. This iPhone is just a laceration waiting to happen. I don't really want a phone that needs a case to protect it. I feel like the outside of the phone should be armored enough without buying an accessory.
#132 - xtrmbragnrytz (11/05/2012) [-]
well, the cords for their headphones and charge cables are all made so that they break similarly to the image, All of their cables are made with that same attacher and after about 3-6 months will be pulled out, exposing wires and ultimately ruining the cord. Which they charge $40 for if oyu want the shortest ipod/iphone cable
User avatar #133 - thelastamerican (11/05/2012) [-]
My friend has an iPhone, and he's been having this problem. Luckily for him I'm a nice guy with a soldering gun and he has beer.
#134 - xtrmbragnrytz (11/05/2012) [-]
Very nice
#136 - thelastamerican (11/05/2012) [-]
I was pleased.
#98 - i can't look at this for a long period of time without it hurt… 11/05/2012 on intelligent title 0
#84 - Just a question, but are there any other Android enthusiasts o…  [+] (18 new replies) 11/05/2012 on iWar +20
User avatar #100 - gatodelfuego (11/05/2012) [-]
Glorious android master race.jpg
User avatar #98 - herefortheporno (11/05/2012) [-]
I support Android, mainly because iPhones are expensive, they break so easily and Steve Jobs was a total asshole. Even if those things weren't true, I would still get an Android because it's a good product.
User avatar #86 - xtrmbragnrytz (11/05/2012) [-]
I quite enjoy mine and consider an iphone or windows phone to be a considerable step down. Not saying that android is a "master race" but i prefer them over any other
User avatar #88 - dtcrawl (11/05/2012) [-]
I consider Android to be the master race

Maybe that's ignorant, but there's nothing and iPhone can do that an Android can't. Like seriously, what makes an iPhone better than an Android?
User avatar #97 - xtrmbragnrytz (11/05/2012) [-]
well, it's got a cleaner app system, Andorid apps are more freelance and can manipulate the phone more, whereas apple apps are more heavily filtered and (most of the time) can't damage the phone if that's the intent
User avatar #108 - thelastamerican (11/05/2012) [-]
So, you like iphones because it's so difficult for stupid people to download malicious software? I would rather have an open market than have my market reduced by the people that make the device to keep consumers 'safe'. I can take care of myself thanks.
User avatar #112 - xtrmbragnrytz (11/05/2012) [-]
I entirely agree, i just find that the "dumbass proof" security is a nice touch, And the apps are made by people, just verified by apple that they aren't going to fuck shit up. People are generally smart enough to find out if an app is malicious or not on their own, but the general audience of an iphone is someone who doesn't have the knowledge of smartphones and would appreciate someone there to hold their hand and walk them through it. that's why i think it's a nice touch
User avatar #115 - thelastamerican (11/05/2012) [-]
If they aren't intelligent enough for a smart phone maybe they should stick with a flip phone. Though there is something to be said for exploiting the percentage of the market that can't find it's ass with both hands at the same time. And exploiting them in such an incredible way.
User avatar #117 - xtrmbragnrytz (11/05/2012) [-]
I see the iphone as a "tutorial" phone, it's for those who want a smartphone, but don't really know how to use them, they're easy to get help with and most smartphones act similarly. this'll sound like i'm bashing apple, but it's kinda life "baby's first smartphone". something to get you used to them
User avatar #121 - thelastamerican (11/05/2012) [-]
I applaud apple for it's ability to sell overly simplified devices for twice it's actual value. I wish I could do the same thing honestly.
User avatar #123 - xtrmbragnrytz (11/05/2012) [-]
Anyone would, you get to exploit people's wallets as they blindly buy your flashy new light up toy. why wouldn't you want that kind of business?
User avatar #126 - thelastamerican (11/05/2012) [-]
Also, what is this? My boss bought one of the new iPhones and it's completely covered in glass. It's even more breakable than the last phone. Though we shipped 20,000 units at work the first day the phone came onto the market.
User avatar #127 - xtrmbragnrytz (11/05/2012) [-]
Apple makes their products so that they'll break over time, forcing you to buy a replacement.
User avatar #128 - thelastamerican (11/05/2012) [-]
Well, normally I would call bullshit, but I can't think of another reason to cover a phone in glass. Cars, gaming consoles, and computers aren't made to break over time, it's just the most cost effective way to build them. If you want something made that won't break for 30 years it's gonna cost you. And if it didn't break after five years it would be so obsolete that it would cost more to use it than it would to buy a modern replacement. This iPhone is just a laceration waiting to happen. I don't really want a phone that needs a case to protect it. I feel like the outside of the phone should be armored enough without buying an accessory.
#132 - xtrmbragnrytz (11/05/2012) [-]
well, the cords for their headphones and charge cables are all made so that they break similarly to the image, All of their cables are made with that same attacher and after about 3-6 months will be pulled out, exposing wires and ultimately ruining the cord. Which they charge $40 for if oyu want the shortest ipod/iphone cable
User avatar #133 - thelastamerican (11/05/2012) [-]
My friend has an iPhone, and he's been having this problem. Luckily for him I'm a nice guy with a soldering gun and he has beer.
#134 - xtrmbragnrytz (11/05/2012) [-]
Very nice
#136 - thelastamerican (11/05/2012) [-]
I was pleased.
#60 - Picture 11/04/2012 on Troll mum +11
#98 - Kids face when 11/04/2012 on You wished you had that. 0
#301 - Well I can't argue with logic like that 11/04/2012 on /Games/ +2
#42 - Not every cat is cuddly  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2012 on Chill little cat +7
#43 - mooghens (11/04/2012) [-]
#109 - Am I the only person who thinks this is just an obvious troll… 11/04/2012 on datchick +3
#299 - Comment deleted 11/04/2012 on 8 years remaining guys +11
#43 - Picture 11/04/2012 on dat ass.... FUCK!!! +4
#155 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 11/04/2012 on Every Day is Upper Body Day -4
#163 - jackthexiv (11/04/2012) [-]
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#154 - ... is that Paul Ryan...?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2012 on Every Day is Upper Body Day +3
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#111 - Comment deleted 11/04/2012 on Wut. +5
#117 - Kinda related 11/04/2012 on Apple PC finally useful +22
#225 - .... dude... 11/02/2012 on Ha I am inspired... +5
#419 - hahahah ****** saved thanks for the laugh  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2012 on Infomercials 0
User avatar #424 - tutankhamun (11/02/2012) [-]
Haha no worries xD
#418 - Comment deleted 11/02/2012 on Infomercials 0
#416 - 100 million billion 11/02/2012 on Infomercials 0
#221 - Why can't poor people just buy more money?  [+] (5 new replies) 11/02/2012 on Ha I am inspired... +7
User avatar #247 - theexplodingcheez (11/02/2012) [-]
I love all these n00b troll face pics
User avatar #224 - byposted (11/02/2012) [-]
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Why can't White people just give all of their earnings to the state? Womyn need their free abortions and oppressed blacks their EBT-card dollas.
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#225 - dtcrawl (11/02/2012) [-]
.... dude...
#16 - Picture 11/01/2012 on I saw you on TV! +1
#226 - In Florida, all the houses are built a certain rain the withst… 11/01/2012 on Meanwhile in Wales... 0

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