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User avatar #3 - maybelline (06/26/2014) [-]
Jason the cucumber was a lonely cucumber living in Texas. He was sitting in his house when suddenly he felt unwell. When Jason opened the window to let in some air, a note came fying at him and hit him in the face. He opened the not and read out loud "7 days". He didn't know what that meant because that movie didnt exist in the 1870's. Fast forward 7 days. Jason was sleeping, but proceeded to wake up at the sound of someone knocking on his window. "it's already 8 pm who could even be awake right now" Jason wondered. Again, a knock. this time harder. He had no balls because he was a cucumber but if he was human he would have balls a bit bigger than the average size. He slowly walked towards the window and opened the curtains. There was a girl standing right infront of the window, Jason was getting horny and let her in. She was also pretty lonely so they decided to have some but fun, cause that's what happened to cucumbers in the 1870's. Jason didnt live to ever be the color green again.
#2 to #1 - dtanobo (06/21/2014) [-]
oh my god you weren't kidding I love you
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