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Date Signed Up:12/04/2011
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#15 - Glad someone else knows what the **** is going on here,… 04/23/2015 on Fox +2
#49 - Heart breaking because that game is a house of cards and each … 04/10/2015 on Git gud +2
#13 - Welcome! 04/04/2015 on New Faggot 0
#54 - I know...I'm sorry :L 04/01/2015 on Casual Tears 0
#53 - It is. 04/01/2015 on Casual Tears 0
#52 - Bloodletting beast was easy for me. Fire papers and a cane bea… 04/01/2015 on Casual Tears 0
#18 - Enjoy me panicking...in HD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  [+] (9 new replies) 04/01/2015 on Casual Tears +22
User avatar #33 - donbionicle (04/01/2015) [-]
You no longer have an ass, only a rektum.
User avatar #32 - sphincterface (04/01/2015) [-]
Get a better mic, bud. Don't wanna sound bitchy but the voice sounds bad.
User avatar #53 - dstone (04/01/2015) [-]
It is.
User avatar #40 - Soundateer (04/01/2015) [-]
I don't know why, but I like the mic quality.
User avatar #30 - checkemninja (04/01/2015) [-]
Haha,wait till you get sucker punched by the bloodletting beast

youtu.be/uvicX9t4jI8?t=48s
User avatar #52 - dstone (04/01/2015) [-]
Bloodletting beast was easy for me. Fire papers and a cane beating saw him dead on my first approach!
#29 - fefe (04/01/2015) [-]
christ, dude, you seriously need to invest in a better mic. The sound quality on this was almost painful.
User avatar #54 - dstone (04/01/2015) [-]
I know...I'm sorry :L
#28 - tankerdude (04/01/2015) [-]
sometimes your best strategy
#17 - I'm currently stuck at Vicar Amelia. I've got some vids of me …  [+] (12 new replies) 04/01/2015 on Casual Tears +4
#26 - legendofbearo (04/01/2015) [-]
shes actually one of the esier bosses if you stay close to her and behind. Ver similar to the cleric beast.

Its the Chainhurst Castle guy that will get u mad.
User avatar #25 - bomberbib (04/01/2015) [-]
Man my friends had so much trouble with her as well.. I really dont understand shes so eays heres the trick Her main attack is a swipe into a forward smash into a reverse swipe. Now the main thing is that both of these swipes focus her right side, while she holds the medallion in her left hand, so heres what you do. Approach her from her right, your left. This will make her want to do this 3 part attack. As she does the first swipe, dodge to the right, so that you are now on her left. She will follow up with the forward smash, but keep walking right to be safe from it. Now, you have a full 2/3 second window as she finishes the smash, and swipes right and to the back, to hit her elft hand. Hitting her left hand is your goal, as that is where she holds her medallion. Doing so will prevent her from healing, and stagger her as well. Git gud. [spoiler] Im currently stuck on 'The One Reborn' boss Got really close once though [/spoiler]
#18 - dstone (04/01/2015) [-]
Enjoy me panicking...in HD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #33 - donbionicle (04/01/2015) [-]
You no longer have an ass, only a rektum.
User avatar #32 - sphincterface (04/01/2015) [-]
Get a better mic, bud. Don't wanna sound bitchy but the voice sounds bad.
User avatar #53 - dstone (04/01/2015) [-]
It is.
User avatar #40 - Soundateer (04/01/2015) [-]
I don't know why, but I like the mic quality.
User avatar #30 - checkemninja (04/01/2015) [-]
Haha,wait till you get sucker punched by the bloodletting beast

youtu.be/uvicX9t4jI8?t=48s
User avatar #52 - dstone (04/01/2015) [-]
Bloodletting beast was easy for me. Fire papers and a cane beating saw him dead on my first approach!
#29 - fefe (04/01/2015) [-]
christ, dude, you seriously need to invest in a better mic. The sound quality on this was almost painful.
User avatar #54 - dstone (04/01/2015) [-]
I know...I'm sorry :L
#28 - tankerdude (04/01/2015) [-]
sometimes your best strategy
#95 - That belt in the last panel.. I know that belt...  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2015 on Fucking Stupid Feminazi Comp +1
#96 - missorangejews (03/31/2015) [-]
Hell yes you do.
#78 - OH yeah slavery was bad, shame most powerful African tribes su…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2015 on Budgeting +10
User avatar #88 - CyborgNinja (03/31/2015) [-]
Before you misunderstand my purpose for this response, please be fully aware that I completely agree with you on that prison bullshit. You broke the fucking law; you go to prison.


But according to a class I took at Uni last semester: Blacks are now being oppressed by being imprisoned en-masse. The US is supposedly built around a system of racism that puts minorities in shitty situations, and 'forces' them to make shitty decisions that ultimately lead them to committing crimes. They are 'forced' into crime to support themselves and their families, because 'White people' (Prof. might as well have said white people, because she did all but say it out loud) do this on purpose, so that they can take away their rights to vote that the fought so hard for (and don't even fucking use), and thus silence Blacks from making any significant political decisions in this country. This is the text (book) we used for the class: www.amazon.com/The-New-Crow-Incarceration-Colorblindness/dp/1595586431 It is the most absurd, asinine, irrational, dense piece of "literature" I ever had the displeasure of reading.


This was in an intro Sociology class. I'm a Senior, and not a dumb asshole, so I could easily see through all of the bullshit, fallacies, and false victimization that the Prof. was talking about. But almost 90% of that class was full of Freshmen, who take a lot of these classes far too seriously, and adjust their life decisions and their personalities according to what they learn in their first few Uni classes.



But yeah, TL;DR: Blacks are now blaming White people and the government for having some of the highest crime rates in the country, as because of it, having some of the highest incarceration rates in the country. Since your right to vote is being taken away when you go to prison, they are taking it as some Illuminati conspiracy bullshit to continue the Jim Crow era, and use this to make themselves seem like the victim here.

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#30 - slendermanspenis (02/06/2015) [-]
Do I still look like a bunny?
User avatar #31 to #30 - dstone (02/06/2015) [-]
YES!
User avatar #28 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
**** you
#27 - thearcher (02/18/2014) [-]
I missed the one of you and your wife ******* - any chance you can re-upload? She's a real hottie
#24 - karidagur ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
lok'tar ogar! For the Horde!
User avatar #20 to #19 - dstone (07/26/2013) [-]
Cowboy Bebop OST 3 Blue - Blue

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User avatar #21 to #20 - professormeatwad (07/26/2013) [-]
Haha

Pretty rad stuff.
User avatar #22 to #21 - dstone (07/26/2013) [-]
I decided the moment I say this that I wanted it to play just as I died too lol no matter the cause! Gun battle or old age XD
#11 - youallfags **User deleted account** (08/24/2012) [-]
This is yours.

I'll admit, I probably could of made it alot better, but, I was half dead when I did this.

Do you mind if I put this on my deviantART?
#14 to #11 - dstone (08/24/2012) [-]
Go for it! All in all it's not bad! Thanks for the time and effort!
User avatar #12 to #11 - youallfags **User deleted account** (08/24/2012) [-]
Also, Alliance is better then horde.
#13 to #12 - dstone (08/24/2012) [-]
lol you wish
User avatar #15 to #13 - youallfags **User deleted account** (08/25/2012) [-]
I don't wish, I know.
#16 to #15 - dstone (08/25/2012) [-]
Silly alliance members and their ideals of superiority.
User avatar #17 to #16 - youallfags **User deleted account** (08/25/2012) [-]
We have dwwarves, they beat everything.
User avatar #18 to #17 - dstone (08/25/2012) [-]
I would agree with you were it true. :D
User avatar #7 - youallfags **User deleted account** (08/20/2012) [-]
Nevermind, Someone got trips. Sorry, Maybe next time.
I might do yours anyway though
#8 to #7 - dstone (08/20/2012) [-]
O.O...but...
User avatar #9 to #8 - youallfags **User deleted account** (08/20/2012) [-]
I'll see what I can do. I'll try.

I have alot of free time coming up reasonbly soon, if all else fails, I'll do yours then, but I should be able to get it done soon.
#10 to #9 - dstone (08/20/2012) [-]
lol I'm just bein dramatic, do what you will, if anything comes of it, thanks in advance XD
#5 - youallfags **User deleted account** (08/19/2012) [-]
I am highly disappointed in you.

It's going to take me ages to do this guy.

(No-one got trips, you the closest most often though)
#6 to #5 - youallfags **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#1 - fefe (03/06/2012) [-]
so...i hear you're a sexy black man
#2 to #1 - dstone (03/06/2012) [-]
Do I block your Ip? Or just completely ignore this comment...hmmm decisions decisions

#4 to #2 - daniellestone (03/24/2012) [-]
wonder who that was >>"
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