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#45 - You forgot asterisk.  [+] (17 replies) 10/15/2016 on Obelix was never very tactful. 0
#51 - elrondem (10/15/2016) [-]
You forget the almost every single name in the comic was a pun for example goldendeliciousix
#61 - insanefreak (10/15/2016) [-]
Even better, the names changed depending on the language.
You guys grew up with Getafix and Cacafonix, Vitalstatistix and god knows who else.
I grew up with Panoramix, Asturancetourix and Abraracoursix.
Asterix, Obelix and Idefix stayed the same though.

Good fucking lord, I've got all the movies and all the comic books, and a few games. I love them more than my own mother.
#62 - elrondem (10/15/2016) [-]
Who was Idefix?
#64 - insanefreak (10/15/2016) [-]
The little dog that belonged to Obelix, a protagonist in it's own right. (amazing bits with him in Mission Cleopatra)
#65 - elrondem (10/15/2016) [-]
I am pretty sure it was called dogmatix here
#67 - insanefreak (10/15/2016) [-]
Fuck, I must be getting confused then with the French translation.
In my defence, I'm Belgian. I saw these comics in Dutch, German, French, and later on in English.
#68 - elrondem (10/15/2016) [-]
You read in 4 languages and i failed GCSE spanish
#71 - insanefreak (10/15/2016) [-]
We didn't have much of a choice in the matter. You're force fed French at the age of 10, German comes five years later. English is at 13. (that is if you're Flemish, don't know how the Walloons learn their languages (in what order and age I mean)).

We're a fucked up little country with more languages than politicians with brains.
#72 - elrondem (10/15/2016) [-]
And this conversation started about a comic
#73 - insanefreak (10/15/2016) [-]
True, I apologize for side tracking.
Have a bit of Gauly goodness as a peace offering. Les tortues
#75 - elrondem (10/15/2016) [-]
You just made my day thank you for this gift
#77 - insanefreak (10/15/2016) [-]
Asterix et Obelix   battle of the architects
And a personal favourite.
#76 - insanefreak (10/15/2016) [-]
Asterix  Obelix  Benny Hill
Allow me to bring more!
#78 - elrondem (10/15/2016) [-]
How have i missed this before now
#79 - insanefreak (10/15/2016) [-]
Have you watched the full movies yet? You really should if you haven't. They're comedy gold mines (the real ones are great, with the exception of the last one, God Save the Queen, as they deviate from the original characters too much in my opinion.)
#80 - elrondem (10/15/2016) [-]
I shall go do that now because this is just amazing
#81 - insanefreak (10/15/2016) [-]
To be fair, the animated movies are worth watching too. Even the old ones. It's one of the few series where they really kept their quality high, even if it means a slow production. With the death of one of the creators the comics have nearly grinded to a total halt.

I have all of them and treasure them immensely.
#10 - You know what I would erect.  [+] (1 reply) 10/13/2016 on pig +11
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#24 - Sorry ;c  [+] (1 reply) 10/12/2016 on Foreign Accent 0
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#25 - erotictentacle (10/12/2016) [-]
Nah, no need. They were never an asshole about it~
Plus, it was a great icebreaker, as i really enjoy to mingle among the locals to catch the culture better
#37 - Scrapmouse is like a utility tool. Played right he is effectiv…  [+] (1 reply) 10/02/2016 on Video games are serious... 0
#38 - skebaba (10/02/2016) [-]
He can cuntpunt Pharah to death tho, with mine jumping and pressing V.
#53 - Ick wees zwa wat du jesacht hast, aber ick will ma uff Nummer …  [+] (1 reply) 09/25/2016 on Jigsaw Conversation AI is... 0
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#71 - unluckyingrimm (09/25/2016) [-]
Except no because a different language now in regards to that last post is impossible because of how many people keep the translastions updated. Youre speaking about an already well developed dialect of german that cant be translated on what most people accept as the shittiest translator in existence. These people are talking about a 'language' still in development with easy access to its translations. And with the advent of modern communication I can easily guess that we'll all be able to communicate with eachother just fine for a long fuckin' time
#37 - Kaka means poo in German.  [+] (22 replies) 09/19/2016 on disney +1
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#38 - lorkhan (09/19/2016) [-]
kaka means cake in swedish
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#46 - Nihatclodra (09/19/2016) [-]
Note to self, never eat swedish cake...
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#47 - stifflimb (09/19/2016) [-]
Then never accept an invitation for "fika", if you do it's already to late
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#101 - Nihatclodra (09/20/2016) [-]

Fair Enough

I can get behind that... or rather the other way around.
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#102 - stifflimb (09/20/2016) [-]
Around it maybe?
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#67 - hazeblaze (09/19/2016) [-]
Fika in Italian sounds like Fica, the word we use to say pussy, so... for me it doesn't sound so bad..
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#48 - Nihatclodra (09/19/2016) [-]
Isn't inviting someone for fika just asking them to have coffee and snacks with you?
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#86 - stifflimb (09/19/2016) [-]
And cake, we often got cake to it
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#87 - Nihatclodra (09/19/2016) [-]
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#88 - stifflimb (09/19/2016) [-]
Come have some Fika with me
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#89 - Nihatclodra (09/19/2016) [-]
Only if you give me an avsugning after.
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#90 - stifflimb (09/19/2016) [-]
....you're finished after one, damn weak sauce
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#91 - Nihatclodra (09/19/2016) [-]
Now, whomever said that? I just figured that for eating some shitty cake I could get at least one. I'm pretty sure your jaw would cramp before I was completely done though.
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#92 - stifflimb (09/19/2016) [-]
Now that is a challenge, I dutifully accept
And our cakes are bloody delicious
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#93 - Nihatclodra (09/19/2016) [-]
Good luck, you'll need it to keep going for at least 2 1/2 hours straight.
Well, if that's true, I'll simply have to return the favour won't I?
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#94 - stifflimb (09/19/2016) [-]
No worry, I'm used to it
I expect a lot in return, also I'm more for the dominating aspect, so you'll likely be tied down with ball gag and my dildodriller 6000
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#95 - Nihatclodra (09/19/2016) [-]
Well, considering what I hear of Swedes I'm not surprised.
I'm the type to be dominating until someone can out-dominate me... then the real fun begins.
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#96 - stifflimb (09/19/2016) [-]
Dont trust the Danes, dont live in Norway, dont look the Finnish in the eyes, dont try to outlast a Swede and never enter a drinking contest with any of them, these are the rules to survive in the Nordics.

Well then, bring out the paddles and nipple clams
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#97 - Nihatclodra (09/19/2016) [-]
Well, for Canadians, it's "Don't assume our passivity is weakness" and "Never mention Quebec. Ever."

Admittedly not as badass as the nordic ones, but whatever.

What? No army of vibrators to drive each-other utterly insane?
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#98 - stifflimb (09/19/2016) [-]

You guys manage to tolerate Americans, that's plenty, you're like friendlier Finnish.

Tsk, you have 1 of something and make that strong enough to make more redundant
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#99 - Nihatclodra (09/19/2016) [-]
You bastard! But seriously, Quebec is stereotypically full of egotistical stuck-up pricks that think the rest of Canada actually owes them jack shit just for existing. They actually tried splitting off to be their own country a few years back (similar to Scotland) except they had 2 stipulations; 1) they shared the Canadian Military, and 2) they shared the Canadian Currency and Economy. Simply put, they wanted "independence" whilst bothering with none of the actual work required for them to becme a significant independant country.

We're friendlier Finnish until someone does something to legitimately earn our ire... then we're practically a force of nature.

but then how would you stimilate several different erogeneous zones at once?
#100 - stifflimb (09/19/2016) [-]
Well thats just cheap, when Norway broke of to be their own when we were gonna take them from Denmark they did do all that work to become their own, and we respected that, for some reason, I dont know why.

Finnish are like that except they're never any friendly, just enough to not stab you atm

It vibrates that powerful, simple and straight forward, also I'm more for overloading one zone and then moving on to another while they're still wondering wtf just happened.

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