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#53 - Ick wees zwa wat du jesacht hast, aber ick will ma uff Nummer …  [+] (1 reply) 09/25/2016 on Jigsaw Conversation AI is... 0
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#71 - unluckyingrimm (09/25/2016) [-]
Except no because a different language now in regards to that last post is impossible because of how many people keep the translastions updated. Youre speaking about an already well developed dialect of german that cant be translated on what most people accept as the shittiest translator in existence. These people are talking about a 'language' still in development with easy access to its translations. And with the advent of modern communication I can easily guess that we'll all be able to communicate with eachother just fine for a long fuckin' time
#37 - Kaka means poo in German.  [+] (22 replies) 09/19/2016 on disney +1
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#38 - lorkhan (09/19/2016) [-]
kaka means cake in swedish
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#46 - Nihatclodra (09/19/2016) [-]
Note to self, never eat swedish cake...
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#47 - stifflimb (09/19/2016) [-]
Then never accept an invitation for "fika", if you do it's already to late
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#101 - Nihatclodra (09/20/2016) [-]

Fair Enough

I can get behind that... or rather the other way around.
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#102 - stifflimb (09/20/2016) [-]
Around it maybe?
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#67 - hazeblaze (09/19/2016) [-]
Fika in Italian sounds like Fica, the word we use to say pussy, so... for me it doesn't sound so bad..
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#48 - Nihatclodra (09/19/2016) [-]
Isn't inviting someone for fika just asking them to have coffee and snacks with you?
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#86 - stifflimb (09/19/2016) [-]
And cake, we often got cake to it
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#87 - Nihatclodra (09/19/2016) [-]
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#88 - stifflimb (09/19/2016) [-]
Come have some Fika with me
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#89 - Nihatclodra (09/19/2016) [-]
Only if you give me an avsugning after.
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#90 - stifflimb (09/19/2016) [-]
....you're finished after one, damn weak sauce
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#91 - Nihatclodra (09/19/2016) [-]
Now, whomever said that? I just figured that for eating some shitty cake I could get at least one. I'm pretty sure your jaw would cramp before I was completely done though.
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#92 - stifflimb (09/19/2016) [-]
Now that is a challenge, I dutifully accept
And our cakes are bloody delicious
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#93 - Nihatclodra (09/19/2016) [-]
Good luck, you'll need it to keep going for at least 2 1/2 hours straight.
Well, if that's true, I'll simply have to return the favour won't I?
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#94 - stifflimb (09/19/2016) [-]
No worry, I'm used to it
I expect a lot in return, also I'm more for the dominating aspect, so you'll likely be tied down with ball gag and my dildodriller 6000
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#95 - Nihatclodra (09/19/2016) [-]
Well, considering what I hear of Swedes I'm not surprised.
I'm the type to be dominating until someone can out-dominate me... then the real fun begins.
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#96 - stifflimb (09/19/2016) [-]
Dont trust the Danes, dont live in Norway, dont look the Finnish in the eyes, dont try to outlast a Swede and never enter a drinking contest with any of them, these are the rules to survive in the Nordics.

Well then, bring out the paddles and nipple clams
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#97 - Nihatclodra (09/19/2016) [-]
Well, for Canadians, it's "Don't assume our passivity is weakness" and "Never mention Quebec. Ever."

Admittedly not as badass as the nordic ones, but whatever.

What? No army of vibrators to drive each-other utterly insane?
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#98 - stifflimb (09/19/2016) [-]

You guys manage to tolerate Americans, that's plenty, you're like friendlier Finnish.

Tsk, you have 1 of something and make that strong enough to make more redundant
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#99 - Nihatclodra (09/19/2016) [-]
You bastard! But seriously, Quebec is stereotypically full of egotistical stuck-up pricks that think the rest of Canada actually owes them jack shit just for existing. They actually tried splitting off to be their own country a few years back (similar to Scotland) except they had 2 stipulations; 1) they shared the Canadian Military, and 2) they shared the Canadian Currency and Economy. Simply put, they wanted "independence" whilst bothering with none of the actual work required for them to becme a significant independant country.

We're friendlier Finnish until someone does something to legitimately earn our ire... then we're practically a force of nature.

but then how would you stimilate several different erogeneous zones at once?
#100 - stifflimb (09/19/2016) [-]
Well thats just cheap, when Norway broke of to be their own when we were gonna take them from Denmark they did do all that work to become their own, and we respected that, for some reason, I dont know why.

Finnish are like that except they're never any friendly, just enough to not stab you atm

It vibrates that powerful, simple and straight forward, also I'm more for overloading one zone and then moving on to another while they're still wondering wtf just happened.
#23 - Picture  [+] (4 replies) 08/21/2016 on Talon Base +84
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#98 - dungledoo (08/23/2016) [-]
"and when the strength hits those mountains just right..."
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#27 - fantasticfox (08/21/2016) [-]
#10 - We all like dick girls here.  [+] (3 replies) 08/04/2016 on Monsters Inc. +12
#31 - vexille (08/04/2016) [-]
Not me.
Do not involve me in your shenanigans.
#56 - wattlegobbler (08/05/2016) [-]
Fucking gasterfetishist
#23 - anon (08/04/2016) [-]
Speak for yourself

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