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#342 - umm.....no.....no I did not... 09/13/2014 on I want to live on this... 0
#153457 - How long into college should I wait for my crush and her bf to…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/07/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #153554 - ScottP (09/07/2014) [-]
I agree with what xXThatxOnexGuyXx said your name is difficult to type . One of the things that I struggled with during high-school (and still today) was the overglorifying of women. I failed to understand that they were people too with their own things going on. I treated them differently and as a result developed serious anxiety issues towards them and self-esteem issues towards myself.

In my personal opinion, you should never be "waiting for two people to break up." Remember that within that relationship are two people who have feelings as well. If they're happy with each other, then you shouldn't want to destroy that just so you can gain your own happiness.

I had a major crush on this girl back in middle school and during the next few years we developed a sort of friendship. I wanted to go out with her, but I had to just watch as she dated other people. In the end I just let that idea go, and it ended up for the better because I no longer have romantic feelings towards her and our friendship is preserved.
User avatar #153606 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/08/2014) [-]
I know it's hard to type... I originally made this as an alternate account for NSFW. Left that part of me in the past, but decided to keep using this account to give advice more anonymously, whilst leaving it open for people to message me/ keep track of who is posting. This was literally the only username that wasn't taken that came to my mind... So....
User avatar #153491 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/07/2014) [-]
Look man, girls have feelings of their own too.
Stop wasting your time on waiting for her, because she clearly doesn't like you back.

Recently my girlfriend and I became official. When her guy-friends found out, they went and poured out all of their feelings for her.
One guy in specific:
"I waited two years before you were ready to date..."
"... but I guess you're off the market now"

This guy, in just the same manner as you, completely forgot that she is capable of having her own feelings.
That she's capable of liking anyone outside of you.
Just because she talks to you, doesn't mean she's interested in you. As a friend, sure; Although anything more is pure speculation and over-exaggeration of infatuation.
If you're brother-zoned, there's no escape.

Honestly, thinking this way is highly immature.
Far too immature to hold a relationship.

Most girls don't notice that when they do develop friendships with guys, that the guys almost always have an incentive.
The girls do not, however. They're there for the ride, and if they develop feelings for someone or not is up to them. Otherwise they're completely fine with being just friends until something serious develops.
Again, girls are humans too, man. They have their own feelings. If you missed your chance, then you missed your chance. Don't focus on her for much longer; There's plenty of fish in the sea.

Just don't force anything, and please stop trying to act like you can control everything; Because in the end, you're only setting yourself up for fail.
#153472 - dehumanizer (09/07/2014) [-]
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#880 - My sheer laziness and the thought that one day I'll make it ou… 07/19/2014 on feels part 9000 0
#9 - Aside from the pubes on her head, the bitch is bangin (calm yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2014 on No One Looked Good In The... +1
#13 - anon (07/19/2014) [-]
feminists dont know this site exists and its better that way
#720 - 18, male, girl I'm in love with thinks of me as a brother and … 07/19/2014 on friday night FJ feels +1
#2053 - Age: 18 Occupation: Drug packer (pharmaceuticals, not the …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family +1
#2083 - krypticwizdom (07/17/2014) [-]
thats called the friend or brother zone, find your another girl, make gf, show her you are capable of having relationship, wait until she breaks up with bf, move in for the kill
#35 - Holy crap, didn't recognize her without the red hair. Thank you sir 07/01/2014 on not sure if i should post this +1
#23 - Where do I know the blonde girl in the background from?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/01/2014 on not sure if i should post this +2
User avatar #28 - swimmingprodigy (07/01/2014) [-]
Sansa Stark

Foreground grill is Arya
User avatar #35 - drunkensailor (07/01/2014) [-]
Holy crap, didn't recognize her without the red hair. Thank you sir
User avatar #33 - noodlelord (07/01/2014) [-]
i love grilling in the foreground
User avatar #26 - entername (07/01/2014) [-]
i was thinking that to
#102 - They're not cops, they're EMT's. It's from a show called Siren… 04/26/2014 on When they finally catch you... 0

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User avatar #5 - bloodsplatterr (06/13/2011) [-]
Dude i forgot about the comp im posting it right now!
User avatar #6 to #5 - drunkensailor (06/14/2011) [-]
oh lol me too thanks
User avatar #1 - thegreatestlie (03/24/2011) [-]
WE MAKE A DAMN GOOD TEAM :D
User avatar #2 to #1 - drunkensailor (03/24/2011) [-]
lol yea....soooo....boobies?
User avatar #3 to #2 - thegreatestlie (03/24/2011) [-]
-__- not now
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lol awwwww
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