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    reverse yamaka? reverse yamaka?
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    doesn't protect you from doesn't protect you from
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    ive got the weirdest boner ive got the weirdest boner

latest user's comments

#18 - my heart hurts from the fear 07/03/2015 on oh god my ptsd is coming back 0
#66 - Picture 06/25/2015 on Top Feels +86
#377 - yes he is, just like when the supreme court ruled in a favor o… 06/25/2015 on 100% Triggered 0
#7 - that movie is comedy gold 06/10/2015 on Adam Sandler +2
#60 - #rekt 05/27/2015 on Muhammad Ali dodges 30... -1
#51 - horsepower is torque in terms of time  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2015 on didyaknow 0
User avatar #74 - dudeyouisnasty (05/27/2015) [-]
Drum has it mostly right.

Torque is angular force. Horsepower is speed and force of work per unit of time. Horsepower can only be calculated it cannot be measured with a tool. Torque however can be measured.

Torque is simply measured by finding the amount of force being applied around a central point of rotation and a specific distance from said point of rotation.
for example, 100ft-lbs or torque can be produced by applying 100lbs of force to a 1ft wrench, or 20lbs of force on a 5ft wrench.

Horsepower is torque angular velocity OR the distance a weight is moved in a certain period of time.
For example, pushing a cart with 80lbs of weight 200ft in 2 minutes can be converted to horsepower by Distance X Weight / Time or (80*200/2)/33000 which turns out to be 8000ft-lbs per minute/33000 , then .24 HP or about a quarter horsepower.

To convert from angular velocity you use the equation HP = Torque x RPM รท 5252

Say you are turning a crank for a water pump. The handle is 12in long and you apply 40lbs of force to rotate the crank at 60 rpm. Since the crank is one foot you are producing 40ft-lbs of torque at 60rpm which equates to .45 HP or about a half horsepower.

Hope my boring lesson helped you learn something.
#117 - you know, I feel the same way but most of his short comings we…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2015 on Thanks, Obama +3
User avatar #176 - sketchE (05/27/2015) [-]
a 70/30 congress could get shit done because thye would vote things through and be able to pass it even if he vetoed it. for most of his term the senate was democrat controlled. that is why the affordable care act got through. there were enough democrats to just blindly vote on the bill. and thats the biggest issue right now. you cant just blame one side or the other because theyre both doing it. if one side proposes a bill the other side will not vote on it. its both sides
#138 - John Cena (05/27/2015) [-]
That's also true. His Presidency was definitely one hampered by a "Do-Nothing Congress".
#119 - hfw he gets caught  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2015 on I think I broke FunnyJunk +10
#157 - John Cena (05/24/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure the fish guy has a weird as fuck fetish
#50 - the people that work out front in those stores aren't too brig…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2015 on Fenn's Job Comps- Autoshop +1
#55 - skelebones (05/21/2015) [-]
my favorite prank
2006ish toyota tundra
the water inlet gasket looks like a penis
i think thats it atleast i know im close atleast
#64 - woodsxdragon (05/21/2015) [-]
Aap is right next to the zoners where I work. Used to go outside and smoke. I'd wait till they went out to smoke and I'd call their store so they had to go in midway through.

Best prank I ever managed:
-Thanks for calling auto zone!
-Hi do you have tire and wheel cleaning products?
-Yes anything specific?
-Well I really need to clean the rims on my car but I'm new to this could you show me how to use it?
-if you stop down I'd be glad too show you some products and possibly demonstrate them
-so if I come down you'll show me how to give a proper rim job?

I called back later and straight asked if he'd lick my ass.
They used to throw snowballs at us and shit during the winter. That job used to be fun.
#5 - Picture 04/24/2015 on Never ending stairs 0
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#7 - drummaman (01/20/2015) [-]
User avatar #1 - lolollo (04/06/2014) [-]
So I'm guessing you're the sort of movie elitist to not give a damn about any sport of realism, so long as you have your trivial pleasantries?
#2 to #1 - drummaman (04/06/2014) [-]
I don't even like tmnt, it's just doesn't make sense to complain about how a turtle talks when you know... turtles don't talk. it's unrealistic in the first place.
User avatar #3 to #2 - lolollo (04/06/2014) [-]
Because it's a story about mutant turtles that do talk, and people are bitching about how they did their faces.
#4 to #3 - drummaman (04/06/2014) [-]
Are you talking to me because i thumbed you down
User avatar #5 to #4 - lolollo (04/06/2014) [-]
I am...the whole "Who voted you" system was designed to make people more accountable for their opinions, so I figured I'd at least participate.
#6 to #5 - drummaman (04/06/2014) [-]
I don't care enough, I come on here for like 30 minutes a day. And I still stand by my opinion, if someone loves tmnt for what it was when they were a kid I think they can have a few complaints. Just like me being a venom fan, hated spider man 3's representation of a short, thin, and over humanized venom. Not to mention brock was a little girl too. It's no that big a deal, but its how I feel, I wish fans got a bigger say in these movies than people who care only for the money they're making.
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