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#176 - she wasnt even there lol. she had the night off. sick.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2015 on Enlightening Comp pt 2/? +1
User avatar #177 - thrashmash (03/15/2015) [-]
No worries, there are other women out there just waiting for you ;)
#67 - well ****  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2015 on Enlightening Comp pt 2/? +3
#68 - maxpaynenarration (03/15/2015) [-]
"but what do i do though? what do i actually say without it being awkward or weird?"

I sighed, Marty slid down two more Jamesons, and I passed one to the kid. The snow outside was heavy, the wind howling through the cracks and nooks of the bar, and I listened to it for a moment before my mouth ran off. "Tell her..." Michelle's face flickered in my mind, in a sea of black, floating. "You just tell her that you're sad she's leaving, that you're happy you met her, that you've made work a better place; and then you ask her if she'd be up for maybe going out for coffee. No matter what you do, don't doubt yourself. The only thing you want in this world is a nice girl like her. If she doesn't see you for the guy you are and at least doesn't take you up on your offer, then she's not worth it."
#63 - i have heard that it gets results 03/15/2015 on Enlightening Comp pt 2/? +1
#60 - thanks for the advice. I'll let you know how it goes.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/15/2015 on Enlightening Comp pt 2/? +2
User avatar #71 - advice (03/15/2015) [-]
If you need anymore advice on this or any other topic, feel free to give me a mention ;)
User avatar #61 - thrashmash (03/15/2015) [-]
If it doesn't work, you can always try rawryawr's idea
#63 - drumbumm (03/15/2015) [-]
i have heard that it gets results
#56 - but what do i do though? what do i actually say without it bei…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/15/2015 on Enlightening Comp pt 2/? +1
User avatar #58 - thrashmash (03/15/2015) [-]
It's only awkward if you think it's awkward. What do you have to lose if you just ask her out? "So, this is my last day here. And I was wondering if you'd like to go to a bar/the movies with me this Thursday?" Best to choose a date yourself, instead of saying sometime. And a weekday implies you're not just looking for an easy f*ck.
#60 - drumbumm (03/15/2015) [-]
thanks for the advice. I'll let you know how it goes.
User avatar #71 - advice (03/15/2015) [-]
If you need anymore advice on this or any other topic, feel free to give me a mention ;)
User avatar #61 - thrashmash (03/15/2015) [-]
If it doesn't work, you can always try rawryawr's idea
#63 - drumbumm (03/15/2015) [-]
i have heard that it gets results
#55 - ever so slightly impractical 03/15/2015 on Enlightening Comp pt 2/? 0
#48 - alright cunts, i need help >19 yo virgin, had firs…  [+] (27 new replies) 03/15/2015 on Enlightening Comp pt 2/? +2
#157 - notafunnyguy (03/15/2015) [-]
ask her out! its the last day youll see her. if it works, then great! if not, you never have to see her again! you cant lose
User avatar #149 - alucord (03/15/2015) [-]
go for it.
Just ask her out or whatever your intentions are in plain words.

If you don't you'll regret it and wonder about it for years.

Source: my beta life
User avatar #144 - hwaraam (03/15/2015) [-]
If it helps, similar story here:

>Started college with fresh mindset of being overly-extrovert
>Start talking to everyone, shit is cool and such.
>Eventually, nice hot girl starts going out with me
>She tells me to go slow, because maybe after 1 month we realize we are not suited for each other
>She has her group of friends
>Even if Im somewhat popular, Im not part of that ''Popular Group'' of friends she is in
>after EXACTLY 1 month, she dumps me
>Now im paranoic because all her friends are looking weirdly at me, and I think they are gossiping about me
>Most of the class stopped talking to me, so I'm alone again, just like I was before.
>My life is shit.
User avatar #115 - themightymrplow (03/15/2015) [-]
I'm in a wheelchair, so shit might not apply to you the way it does to me because, frankly, I can get away with pretty much anything.

I used to be super shy, still am really, but when faced with a social situation, or just a hot girl, I'd freeze and overthink everything. To get out of my own head, I just made a rule for myself. If I saw someone I thought was attractive, no matter what, I had to go up and tell them. It could be a good looking guy I don't care, I'm doing it. And I did. For about a year.

You made this post asking for help, but you know full well there are only two answers that we can give. "Go talk to her" or "Don't go talk to her." You sure as hell don't need our permission, so why did you make the comment? For yourself? If that's the case, just go do it. And go do it for yourself. Because no one's gonna change anything about your life except you. And even if you don't believe that you're confident enough to do it, do it anyway and soon enough you will be. Or at the very least, you'll become as good at faking it as the rest of the world.

Moral of this stupid message, shut the fuck up and go get what you want, dude.
#155 - fitta (03/15/2015) [-]
that last line
#164 - corps (03/15/2015) [-]
MFW you used the same GIF twice
#111 - corps (03/15/2015) [-]
#154 - fitta (03/15/2015) [-]
User avatar #97 - bleachcraze (03/15/2015) [-]
Even if you mess up laugh it off be honest but don't over do it. If she is not interested there are always other women just finds the one who enjoys your company as much as you enjoy hers
#96 - kingderps (03/15/2015) [-]
Dude, she might have a penis. So... all the more reason to just go for it!
#66 - maxpaynenarration (03/15/2015) [-]
drumbumm came up to me when I was in the intoxicated arms of lady Scotch. He sat next to me, sighing, rubbing his face and acting like the world was on his shoulders; which every young kid assumed. "What's the problem?"

He tells me all this shit, how he's a virgin, likes this girl at work. She's a knockout ten as he says. I order him a scotch, he refuses it, I tell him he'll need to drink a lot more of it. We sit quietly and drink for a while. Only the sound of incessant coughing, and ambience from the bar; the smack of two pool table balls knock me out of the silence then and I realize he's been talking the whole time to me.

"Tomorrow is my last shift with her, and I don't do something about it, I'll never see her again."

I turn to him and finish my drink. "Kid, if she's leaving, then grow a pair and go talk to her. Kiss her, do something that makes her know you want her in your life. Ask her out for coffee, but not at the fuckin' place you work for Christ's sake. And just, for once, take a dive and if you fall and crash and she rejects you, so what? You stood up and got shot down--that's life, but if she says yes, then you just made a good call."

He didn't respond. I waited silently and ordered two more drinks.
#109 - chickenandwaffle (03/15/2015) [-]
I like you already
#67 - drumbumm (03/15/2015) [-]
well shit
#68 - maxpaynenarration (03/15/2015) [-]
"but what do i do though? what do i actually say without it being awkward or weird?"

I sighed, Marty slid down two more Jamesons, and I passed one to the kid. The snow outside was heavy, the wind howling through the cracks and nooks of the bar, and I listened to it for a moment before my mouth ran off. "Tell her..." Michelle's face flickered in my mind, in a sea of black, floating. "You just tell her that you're sad she's leaving, that you're happy you met her, that you've made work a better place; and then you ask her if she'd be up for maybe going out for coffee. No matter what you do, don't doubt yourself. The only thing you want in this world is a nice girl like her. If she doesn't see you for the guy you are and at least doesn't take you up on your offer, then she's not worth it."
#59 - tenlolilimit (03/15/2015) [-]
just ask her out
User avatar #54 - thrashmash (03/15/2015) [-]
Just go for it, seriously!

Or to practice: when you meet someone new (not necessarily female); act like you're a super outgoing person. Ask about their day, their (previous) job, how their ski trip went, ... If you practice these things enough, you will learn what to say when and it will go much smoothly. And NEVER have pity on yourself! That's for losers who think they deserve nothing good.
#176 - drumbumm (03/15/2015) [-]
she wasnt even there lol. she had the night off. sick.
User avatar #177 - thrashmash (03/15/2015) [-]
No worries, there are other women out there just waiting for you ;)
#56 - drumbumm (03/15/2015) [-]
but what do i do though? what do i actually say without it being awkward or weird
User avatar #58 - thrashmash (03/15/2015) [-]
It's only awkward if you think it's awkward. What do you have to lose if you just ask her out? "So, this is my last day here. And I was wondering if you'd like to go to a bar/the movies with me this Thursday?" Best to choose a date yourself, instead of saying sometime. And a weekday implies you're not just looking for an easy f*ck.
#60 - drumbumm (03/15/2015) [-]
thanks for the advice. I'll let you know how it goes.
User avatar #71 - advice (03/15/2015) [-]
If you need anymore advice on this or any other topic, feel free to give me a mention ;)
User avatar #61 - thrashmash (03/15/2015) [-]
If it doesn't work, you can always try rawryawr's idea
#63 - drumbumm (03/15/2015) [-]
i have heard that it gets results
User avatar #53 - rawryrawr (03/15/2015) [-]
Rape
#55 - drumbumm (03/15/2015) [-]
ever so slightly impractical
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#757 - you look like natalie dormer 03/13/2015 on Addy compliments your face,... 0
#75 - >final comp >not mentioning Melancholie der Engel >gg 01/25/2015 on For the morbid part 5 0
#44 - its 1.11 where i am, but its still ludicrously expensive compa…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/24/2014 on mfw I see gas prices recently +1
User avatar #47 - atoaster (12/24/2014) [-]
I would have imagined that it would be cheaper there, being closer to OPEC. Does Europe get a lot of oil from Russia?
#48 - draxdiesel (12/24/2014) [-]
its tax. so much tax.
#166 - omakehell (12/24/2014) [-]
yup, almost 50% or even more is pure tax
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