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#79 - The face of a girl who just realized she's obsolete...  [+] (3 replies) 12/01/2016 on The inevitable outcome of VR +16
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#140 - svr (12/03/2016) [-]
I fade away and classify myself as obsolete.
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#88 - elcreepo (12/01/2016) [-]
You wanna tell me that VR pussy is in any way better than a genuine pussy

He can't even truly touch it
#110 - drsmall (12/01/2016) [-]
#18 - Didn't snakes originally have legs in Biblical mythology? Then…  [+] (4 replies) 11/24/2016 on legs +5
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#24 - gragasvlad (11/25/2016) [-]
something like that.
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#21 - shunkahawolf (11/24/2016) [-]
which just proves how big of a dick he is

"hey, the second most powerful being in the world impersonated you and fucked with my thought slaves, you are so fucked now."
#22 - anon (11/25/2016) [-]
Thought Slaves?

If he wanted Thought slaves, why provide the tree in the first place? Why provide a warning that if they ate the fruit they would die? Why, when they failed to follow, did he not restart everything? It was at the very beginning, and would have cost him, literally, a couple days at most.

The tree was a test to see if they trusted him. He had given them life and then literally gave them the world. The snakes deception and their actions after showed that they did not trust him. In a way, their lack of trust was a rejection of him.

He punished them, just like he said they would be punished. And then he gave them their decision, a world that was for the most part without him (Without him, the world fell into one of crime, suffering, and death). And then he worked on creating a way for people to be saved from this decision anyway.

That's not being a dick. That's not creating thought slaves. That's giving people freewill, and all it entails. It's just that many decisions people can make are the wrong ones.
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#25 - shunkahawolf (11/26/2016) [-]
ah yes, the tree of knowledge of right and wrong, the tree that let them know what was right and wrong.....MEANING THEY DIDNT KNOW DISOBEYING SOMEONE WAS WRONG UNTIL AFTER THEY ATE THE FRUIT YOU FUCKING MORON.
#89 - I mean they forgot to diversify the First Order. I predict Luk…  [+] (1 reply) 11/23/2016 on DELETED TWEET FROM STAR... +3
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#117 - huntergriff (11/23/2016) [-]
There's a black chick in the first order in episode vii. I think she's in the control room for the base where they fire the thing.

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