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#4 - Actually for 16, the crusaders were paid by venice to attack c…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/24/2014 on Plot Holes +1
#7 - beerholder (11/24/2014) [-]
Nooo, the story is much more complex and funnier

The crusade was to set out from Venice since the pope came up with this plan of carrying the crusaders by sea to avoid attrition, disease, desertion and useless fighting. So he hired the Venetians to build a shitload of boats, the biggest naval armada of the time. But when the soldiers gathered, instead of the estimated 50000, only about 15000 showed up. Naturally, since the Venetians were about to get paid for all the ships, the 15000 didn't had the money so they were stuck in town.

After a few months of hanging around, the Venetians got tired of their squalor and occasional raping and looting, so they proposed the crusaders a deal on which they would get the ships if they help them conquer Zara, a rebel fortress. The crusaders agreed, but the pope excommunicated them since Zara was after all a christian city.

Moreover, they fail to conquer the city and they remain stuck in Venice, excommunicated and without any ships. A few months pass and here comes a guy who claims to be the rightful claimant to the throne of Constantinople, and the crusaders should help him fight for the crown. The wanna-be king assures them he'll pay for the ships if the deed gets done, and a deal is struck.

They manage to put the guy on the throne, but before he collects the money to pay, he falls under the weather with a severe case of assassination, and the new king has no interest of paying the crusaders.

Naturally, the disgruntled crusaders do the sensible thing and sack the city, bringing the loot to Rome to beg for clemency.

And that's why they call it "The Crazy Crusade"
#41 - rundas (11/24/2014) [-]
>tfw no matter how great a writer you are, you will never beat actual history

History is so fucking badass. I didn't know the full story, thanks m8
User avatar #32 - leadstriker (11/24/2014) [-]
i wish you get things like this in CK2
#11 - skumbaner (11/24/2014) [-]
I like you

fourth crusade best crusade
#7 - I truly was born in the wrong generation. 11/23/2014 on Vibrator 0
#10 - The twist is kinda lost in context, but still... 11/23/2014 on Kool-Aid Man over the years... +1
#7 - Short answer: no. Long answer: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo… 11/22/2014 on Wundercannonshrek 0
#94 - That was pretty good. 11/16/2014 on Simpsons did it +1
#56 - you have to record it first. 11/15/2014 on Kawaii Ghetto 0
#90 - Ya know, I never noticed how many people reference this show u… 11/15/2014 on OCD Love +1
#80 - Ok, THAT is the coolest picture on the internet. 11/11/2014 on Xbox live reunion +2
#46 - wasn't that, the point, that human dick is like catnip to the …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2014 on Double Standards 0
User avatar #49 - anticitezenone (11/08/2014) [-]
kind of
but people were saying it was unsettling, like "hey I should stop now, but why should I?"
I don't know about you but that would suck to live like, literally wanting to fuck everyone all the time and actually having to
#39 - do you only have like 6 pics of skeletor?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/08/2014 on Jo jo jo jo +2
#40 - skeletorexplains (11/08/2014) [-]
No, I choose them to go with my mood. I think i have like..11? I've been tempted to rip more from the TV show.
#55 - iceholder (11/08/2014) [-]
Would probably be a good idea.
#56 - skeletorexplains (11/08/2014) [-]
I lied, I checked and i have 60. But still, i'll get on it. One day.
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