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drl

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:1/25/2012
Last Login:3/04/2015
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latest user's comments

#49 - oh thats easy **** them we cant make a sy…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/19/2015 on Karma 0
User avatar #51 - therealfell (02/19/2015) [-]
it still harms the children because of their parents decisions in life
people are only human
btw jobs aren't so easy to find anymore.
User avatar #55 - drl (02/19/2015) [-]
so let me get this logic
lets say i have children
i spend 90% of my time drunk off my ass
because of this i can not hold a job
so i am drinking in my home not taking care of my family but decide to pop over to the corner store to get some hard drugs NOPE ILLEGAL

again we cannot make a system perfect for everyone
with any drug comes responsibility
much like every action
using your logic we should get rid of all credit cards because some parents get into debt causing there kids lives to fall apart when they lose there home / care
#44 - but should it be i mean why does the government have a say…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/19/2015 on Karma +3
User avatar #46 - therealtjthemedic (02/19/2015) [-]
Main reason it's illegal is because it's hard to tax.
User avatar #52 - drl (02/19/2015) [-]
the main reason that drugs first started to become illegal was because in the 1800s a christian group got opium banned along with other things
and guess what that same christian group did later in what many call there second incarnation
take a guess
ill sensor the answer just so you dont peek before guessing
banned the sale of liquor and prostitution
and guess what everyone said pot would be imposable to tax in Colorado
they are currently making shit loads off of it
User avatar #53 - therealtjthemedic (02/19/2015) [-]
I never said if I support it being illegal or not, just that it is in fact, illegal.
User avatar #56 - drl (02/19/2015) [-]
so you lose a argument at every turn then try to retreat back to comment 41
no bitch you already replied on comment 46 we having this convo nigga
User avatar #57 - therealtjthemedic (02/19/2015) [-]
I'm not losing any arguments here because I'm not arguing with you. All I said was that it was illegal, and then you started ranting about some bullshit individualism. It's still illegal.
User avatar #58 - drl (02/19/2015) [-]
you forgot the part where you said it was hard to tax when it is proven that it is not
#42 - because he works for said money his job is not "Hey …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2015 on Karma -1
#70 - angelusprimus (02/19/2015) [-]
When he was sworn in he promised to uphold the laws of the United States of America.
And then he used his tax funded paycheck to buy illegal items.
He has lied to american people to get taxpayer money. I don't care if he worked for it, he defrauded us.
#40 - its not really about that its more about making sure the funds…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/19/2015 on Karma 0
User avatar #43 - therealfell (02/19/2015) [-]
read my first comment.
User avatar #49 - drl (02/19/2015) [-]
oh thats easy
fuck them
we cant make a system that perfectly fits every individual
you do drugs and wish to partake in food stamps then choose 1 or the other
in fact it might give them even more inspiration to get a job and off food stamps
because guess what they are not a way of life
they are a stepping stone
User avatar #51 - therealfell (02/19/2015) [-]
it still harms the children because of their parents decisions in life
people are only human
btw jobs aren't so easy to find anymore.
User avatar #55 - drl (02/19/2015) [-]
so let me get this logic
lets say i have children
i spend 90% of my time drunk off my ass
because of this i can not hold a job
so i am drinking in my home not taking care of my family but decide to pop over to the corner store to get some hard drugs NOPE ILLEGAL

again we cannot make a system perfect for everyone
with any drug comes responsibility
much like every action
using your logic we should get rid of all credit cards because some parents get into debt causing there kids lives to fall apart when they lose there home / care
#39 - i know people who buy the food with the cards then trade it fo… 02/19/2015 on Karma 0
#37 - i agree with him i know people who trade food they get fro… 02/19/2015 on Karma 0
#11 - its called satire what part of this simple construct dont… 02/19/2015 on new isis video 0
#19 - this one is the best out of all of them because she has to…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/19/2015 on Why I need Feminisim +63
#175 - elcreepo (02/19/2015) [-]
Unless you were kidnapped BY a gynecologist, whom you usually have to make appointments to see OF YOUR OWN FREE WILL...

You know what, no. I hope you get HPV and cervical cancer. Fuck yourself you stupid fucking cunt.
#53 - draaaaiven (02/19/2015) [-]
Family Guy - Prostate Exam Obligatory.
#50 - anonexplains (02/19/2015) [-]
It's entirely possible that she went in to get it looked at and he inspected it with his dick. That is sexual assault. It happens.
User avatar #37 - srskate (02/19/2015) [-]
to play devil's advocate here, consider the following: The doctor, while performing a pelvic exam, actually molested her.

Hence the sign
User avatar #46 - godisbert (02/19/2015) [-]
And you'd be surprised how often male gynecologists cop a feel or two down there, most of my girl friends refuse to go to male gynecologists for that reason.
User avatar #87 - shonasaurus (02/19/2015) [-]
I've heard that with the amount of vaginas those guys see it stops being anything remotely sexual to them. Can't remember where I heard that but seems pretty believable, especially since they must see a lot of rancid vaginas in that line of work.
User avatar #20 - Spitfirex (02/19/2015) [-]
because it doesn't support her agenda
#18 - Comment deleted 02/19/2015 on Why I need Feminisim 0
#142 - do you have sex with squirrels  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2015 on Please don't invade me! -5
#143 - cherubium (02/19/2015) [-]
What i do on my free time is none of your business besides it is consensual.
#136 - fake because spanish would be texas  [+] (3 new replies) 02/19/2015 on Please don't invade me! -19
#138 - cherubium (02/19/2015) [-]
Do you read?
User avatar #142 - drl (02/19/2015) [-]
do you have sex with squirrels
#143 - cherubium (02/19/2015) [-]
What i do on my free time is none of your business besides it is consensual.
#143 - use im always willing  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2015 on Nonchalant +1
User avatar #144 - aceshot (02/19/2015) [-]
yeah? then you'd be here right now then wouldn't you
#140 - oh my  [+] (3 new replies) 02/19/2015 on Nonchalant +1
User avatar #142 - aceshot (02/19/2015) [-]
that always your response to my sexual advances
User avatar #143 - drl (02/19/2015) [-]
use im always willing
User avatar #144 - aceshot (02/19/2015) [-]
yeah? then you'd be here right now then wouldn't you
#341 - turn all the furries into sex pigs 02/19/2015 on This is furry serious -3
#123 - this is fake during brain surgery they keep you awake…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/19/2015 on Nonchalant +11
User avatar #137 - aceshot (02/19/2015) [-]
you aint gonna be thinking straight when i destroy ur anus tho
User avatar #140 - drl (02/19/2015) [-]
oh my
User avatar #142 - aceshot (02/19/2015) [-]
that always your response to my sexual advances
User avatar #143 - drl (02/19/2015) [-]
use im always willing
User avatar #144 - aceshot (02/19/2015) [-]
yeah? then you'd be here right now then wouldn't you
User avatar #128 - DoktorHax (02/19/2015) [-]
Dis nigga right.
#10428033 - i like how phanact and me only cross paths every blue moon but…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/18/2015 on Autism Board +1
User avatar #10428041 - thedarkestrogue (02/18/2015) [-]
oh hey, me too.
User avatar #10428038 - tubcat (02/18/2015) [-]
Why is he even a mod.
Does he give that great of BJ's?
User avatar #10428042 - thedarkestrogue (02/18/2015) [-]
no he takes it in the ass from addy.
#68 - thomas the tank 02/17/2015 on Cringe adventures #1 +6
#10425238 - make love to me 02/17/2015 on Autism Board 0
#10424390 - Picture 02/17/2015 on Autism Board 0
#1 - they use the same sewer line  [+] (3 new replies) 02/17/2015 on Very suspicious +5
#3 - thecrimsonfkr (02/21/2015) [-]
thats the joke
User avatar #4 - drl (02/21/2015) [-]
your the joke
#2 - gohanstar (02/17/2015) [-]
#5 - go lick the queens taint you canadian twats 02/17/2015 on Canada -1
#26 - english is turning into a universal language deal with it… 02/17/2015 on Game Developer's Conference +1
#13 - i hate these articles because anything MAY have happened … 02/17/2015 on Im not saying aliens did it... 0
#15 - Comment deleted 02/17/2015 on Balæna americanus 0
#9 - you know what i give him credit he knows what he looks lik…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/17/2015 on Cringe adventures #1 +126
User avatar #78 - cdmin (02/17/2015) [-]
thats 100% not him! its just a 12 yo kid making a joke
#67 - newdevyx (02/17/2015) [-]
Then there's this genius.
User avatar #74 - defski (02/17/2015) [-]
Real life polandball.
User avatar #68 - drl (02/17/2015) [-]
thomas the tank
#48 - metalkinkajou (02/17/2015) [-]
>Implying that Yoshi is not the hottest motherfucker
User avatar #40 - wotterpatch (02/17/2015) [-]
Ironically if it weren't for the hair he wouldn't be that ugly

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#2762 - sebring (02/13/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #2756 - alhemicar (12/11/2014) [-]
hey

I remember you, you speak latin right?
User avatar #2758 to #2757 - alhemicar (12/11/2014) [-]
too late

I already had my exam :c
User avatar #2746 - miscarriage (11/18/2014) [-]
******
u
do u reember me
User avatar #2747 to #2746 - drl (11/18/2014) [-]
YES
User avatar #2748 to #2747 - miscarriage (11/18/2014) [-]
im twi tho
not the real missy
User avatar #2749 to #2748 - drl (11/18/2014) [-]
Hey twi whats up
User avatar #2750 to #2749 - miscarriage (11/18/2014) [-]
nothin
i rolled someone named drldrl and i was like
whoooaaaaaa
User avatar #2751 to #2750 - drl (11/18/2014) [-]
he is a fraud and a fake
User avatar #2752 to #2751 - miscarriage (11/18/2014) [-]
cut his tits off
User avatar #2753 to #2752 - drl (11/18/2014) [-]
I LEAVE FOR A YEAR AND FAKE DRLs POP UP EVERYWHERE
User avatar #2754 to #2753 - drldrl (11/18/2014) [-]
We talked about this
User avatar #2755 to #2754 - drl (11/18/2014) [-]
love you twi marry me
User avatar #2744 - dashgamer (11/04/2014) [-]
If religions aren't real, how can our gods be real?
User avatar #2745 to #2744 - drl (11/04/2014) [-]
they are not NEXT
#2742 - anonexplains (11/03/2014) [-]
my penis is really hard. I'm going to grab my cock and nuts tight and shoot a huge load on cam , wanna watch? I'm 8 inches
User avatar #2743 to #2742 - drl (11/03/2014) [-]
no i dont want to watch your 3 inches
User avatar #2741 - churchofmagcargo (11/01/2014) [-]
magcargo, because he loves all his children, and welcomes all but slugma to his comfy house of fire
User avatar #2730 - xinzley (10/12/2014) [-]
you should post this to ****

imgur.com/xbNUB
#2735 to #2734 - syrianassassin (10/26/2014) [-]
theamazingfaggotatheist
TheAmazingAtheist is a professional Harry Knowles lookalike and an unamazing, neckbearded colorblind idiot who sits on his fat ass all day making militant, gay, pseudointellectual atheism videos in his garage while wishing he had a girlfriend to suck his little Asian boy penis. The son of the infamous Mandeville-based scam artist Thomas James Kirk II, Terroja inherited many of his father's venal, sociopathic tendencies, including running his own hilariously inept donation scams. He has made innumerable YouTube videos insisting that he is indeed an atheist as well as a faggot and that the world needs to deal with already. He's a sexually molested metalhead fanatic, a high school dropout who has never held a job and is proud of it. He is also a closet furry with a severe BDSM submission fetish and has a sexual attraction to underage children because he himself was molested by a Catholic priest as a child, not to mention that he looks like the long-lost son of Bruce Vilanch and was the inspiration for The Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons. He has released three mediocre books, which both contain a list of gullible kids across America, the best ways to molest them, and how to get away with it. Most online death calculators--when accounting for TJ's BMI, drinking and smoking habits, sedentary lifestyle, and family history--put his projected date of death between 2039 and 2043.
According to Terroja, pedophiles shouldn't be in prison--they're just misunderstood and persecuted, just like Jews, blacks, and Catholic priests, but this is just him trying to massage his hurt ego because of the time he himself got molested. A note to the FBI agents undoubtedly reading this site: check this ************ out--he's bound to have a kiddy porn stash large enough to give R@ygold a run for his money.
His views are largely deemed ironic considering that he believes in no Gods but is clearly the bastard offspring of Cthulhu and Xenu.
User avatar #2737 to #2735 - xinzley (10/26/2014) [-]
his encyclopedia dramatica page is hilarious
#2738 to #2737 - syrianassassin (10/26/2014) [-]
MUH ATHEISM page generated more butthurt than all articles combined
User avatar #2739 to #2738 - xinzley (10/26/2014) [-]
he announced recently on tumblr that hes divorcing his wife for some guy named kyle
User avatar #2736 to #2735 - syrianassassin (10/26/2014) [-]
xinzley drl
User avatar #2731 to #2730 - drl (10/12/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #2727 - garymotherfingoak (09/30/2014) [-]
butt y
#2729 to #2728 - garymotherfingoak (09/30/2014) [-]
>nuking our top hat
User avatar #2719 to #2718 - drl (09/25/2014) [-]
im you from the future
User avatar #2721 to #2720 - drl (09/25/2014) [-]
DONT DRINK FLUIDS TOMORROW
#2722 to #2721 - thatuglynat (09/25/2014) [-]
what will happen to us?

will gf be kill?
User avatar #2723 to #2722 - drl (09/25/2014) [-]
if you drink a liquid tomorrow it might be pee
User avatar #2724 to #2723 - thatuglynat (09/25/2014) [-]
so like


what are the chances?

like every 1 in 3 liquids i drink tomorrow might be pee?
User avatar #2725 to #2724 - drl (09/25/2014) [-]
1 to 1
User avatar #2726 to #2725 - thatuglynat (09/25/2014) [-]
oh

well

thanks future me
User avatar #2714 to #2713 - drl (09/13/2014) [-]
i just love how much effort you put into this lol
User avatar #2715 to #2714 - billywonka (09/13/2014) [-]
thanks
it took like 2 whole minutes
User avatar #2716 to #2715 - drl (09/13/2014) [-]
:3
User avatar #2708 - datladyluna (09/07/2014) [-]
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
User avatar #2706 - ayumu ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
User avatar #2707 to #2706 - drl (09/07/2014) [-]
im gay so i dont need to be beautiful
because im fabulous
User avatar #2704 - webs (09/06/2014) [-]
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
User avatar #2705 to #2704 - drl (09/06/2014) [-]
im gay
i dont need to be beautiful

im fabulous
User avatar #2702 - ffffyou (08/31/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #2703 to #2702 - drl (08/31/2014) [-]
I DROP THE BEAT LIKE I DROP OLD PEOPLE WITH POLIO
User avatar #2695 - ecomp (08/20/2014) [-]
Who are you and why are you on my friend's list
User avatar #2696 to #2695 - drl (08/20/2014) [-]
i am you from the future
User avatar #2763 to #2696 - ecomp (02/22/2015) [-]
**** you, canada hater
User avatar #2764 to #2763 - drl (02/22/2015) [-]
BBY PLS
User avatar #2765 to #2764 - ecomp (02/22/2015) [-]
OH CANADA! OUR HOOOME AND NATIVE LAAAAAAND! TRUUUUUE PATRIOOOOT LOOOOOOVE!!!!! IN AAAAAAAALL THY SONS COOOOOOOMAAAAAAAND!
User avatar #2766 to #2765 - drl (02/22/2015) [-]
IS CANADA LESS GAY IN THE FUTURE
User avatar #2767 to #2766 - ecomp (02/22/2015) [-]
>calling canada gay
>san francisco
User avatar #2768 to #2767 - drl (02/22/2015) [-]
that is 1 city
canada is a whole country
User avatar #2769 to #2768 - ecomp (02/23/2015) [-]
You got all of california, houston, florida, jew york, colorado, washington, ohio, idaho, montana, the dakotas, alaska, and more. That's more than the entire population of canada. Canada wins again
User avatar #2697 to #2696 - ecomp (08/20/2014) [-]
Which boards do u go on
User avatar #2698 to #2697 - drl (08/20/2014) [-]
all of them
User avatar #2699 to #2698 - ecomp (08/20/2014) [-]
gay
User avatar #2700 to #2699 - drl (08/20/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #2691 to #2690 - drl (08/17/2014) [-]
yes homo
#2692 to #2691 - hottamaleez (08/17/2014) [-]
why would there be an ounce of homo   
I just said no homo
why would there be an ounce of homo
I just said no homo
User avatar #2693 to #2692 - drl (08/18/2014) [-]
but wile you said it i was touching my penis
#2688 - jonglio (08/12/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #2689 to #2688 - drl (08/12/2014) [-]
?
User avatar #2666 - kingreptar (08/08/2014) [-]
who are you
(not sure if your inbox notifications are set to off so both)
User avatar #2667 to #2666 - drl (08/08/2014) [-]
i told you i am you from the future
User avatar #2668 to #2667 - kingreptar (08/08/2014) [-]
hrmm...that's odd you responded with that like you knew what I was going to say before
but you're not fromt he future you can't be
User avatar #2669 to #2668 - drl (08/08/2014) [-]
i am
User avatar #2670 to #2669 - kingreptar (08/08/2014) [-]
hrmm...plenty of time for questions about that later
why did you add me
User avatar #2671 to #2670 - drl (08/08/2014) [-]
because i am you from the future and i am using this to contact you
User avatar #2672 to #2671 - kingreptar (08/08/2014) [-]
then what's "our" name
User avatar #2673 to #2672 - drl (08/09/2014) [-]
i the future we are called galvanized steel
User avatar #2677 to #2673 - kingreptar (08/09/2014) [-]
ew what
no I don't want that stupid name
User avatar #2678 to #2677 - drl (08/09/2014) [-]
EVERYONE IS GALVANIZED STEEL
User avatar #2679 to #2678 - kingreptar (08/09/2014) [-]
pfft
so we're no more no humans just hunks of metal
User avatar #2680 to #2679 - drl (08/09/2014) [-]
YES
User avatar #2681 to #2680 - kingreptar (08/09/2014) [-]
well...why have you come back to this time then
User avatar #2682 to #2681 - drl (08/09/2014) [-]
TO WARN YOU OF THE GREY WOMAN
User avatar #2683 to #2682 - kingreptar (08/09/2014) [-]
...the grey woman
User avatar #2684 to #2683 - drl (08/09/2014) [-]
YES
User avatar #2685 to #2684 - kingreptar (08/09/2014) [-]
...I don't know how to keep going with this
User avatar #2686 to #2685 - drl (08/09/2014) [-]
WITH CAUTION
User avatar #2687 to #2686 - kingreptar (08/09/2014) [-]
yeah....I dunno about you
User avatar #2661 - tindarin ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
How do you piss warzy off
User avatar #2663 to #2661 - drl (08/07/2014) [-]
Blunt criticism mixed with borderline gay porn
User avatar #2664 to #2663 - tindarin ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
How can gay porn piss someone off
User avatar #2665 to #2664 - drl (08/07/2014) [-]
how about you buy a tub of butter some chocolate and a hotel room so we can find out
User avatar #2674 to #2665 - tindarin ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
You say that like I have any money
User avatar #2675 to #2674 - drl (08/09/2014) [-]
nothing a tub of gravy and a craigslist add wont fix
User avatar #2676 to #2675 - tindarin ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
I can think of a few things
#2655 - megatheman ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
and why did you add me?
and why did you add me?
User avatar #2656 to #2655 - drl (08/05/2014) [-]
so we can have gay sex
#2657 to #2656 - megatheman ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
im actually a trigendered cisgendered pyrofix trapped in the body of a straight atheistic homosexual. so no.
im actually a trigendered cisgendered pyrofix trapped in the body of a straight atheistic homosexual. so no.
User avatar #2658 to #2657 - drl (08/05/2014) [-]
i was not asking
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