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#939 - i am god  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2015 on Top 3 Favorite FJers? +1
#941 - roddor (03/29/2015) [-]
i am dog
#18 - there you are i thought you where dead 03/29/2015 on A great way to help 0
#7 - i dont even know how to make a joke about this however i feel …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2015 on Murica +8
User avatar #9 - wcpapier (03/29/2015) [-]
its a tumblrinas wet dream
#5 - it has been already partially proven to be possible with monke…  [+] (11 new replies) 03/29/2015 on Soon +36
User avatar #12 - directasshault (03/29/2015) [-]
Yeah its been shown that you can use another Monkeys body to keep the head alive. But really thats just attaching arteries and veins and keeping the blood flowing and such. quite "simple". But the monkey didn't have the spine chord attached so couldnt actually do anything with the body

But what Sergio was talking about was having the spinal chord properly fused together such that the head can control the body.

I'm just adding a synopsis to your post for the people who don't want to read up.
User avatar #156 - niggernazi (14 hours ago) [-]
Yeah but no. there is no reason to play god at all.
User avatar #171 - directasshault (9 hours ago) [-]
The ethical considerations are vast.

Immensely so.

The original experiment with the monkeys used heads from different monkeys because it's a lot more complicated to transplant a brain from one animal to another successfully. Because of the amount of neurological connection in the head (from the eyes, nose, ears, etc) it was medically a lot easier to take the whole head instead of the brain.

Of course, this doesn't relate to your statement. I'm personally with you in that if you have to transplant the head of someone onto the body of another then perhaps it would be better off just letting the person pass on. But I'm not the one who makes those calls. And it is not for religious reasons why I think of this either. It's just that it would likely be a living hell for the person to be in a new body.
User avatar #145 - damianblu (14 hours ago) [-]
If he could do that couldn't he, in theory, fix people who have spinal cord trauma?

Fix like paraplegics or quadriplegics or whatever?
User avatar #169 - directasshault (9 hours ago) [-]
Well it depends on what caused the spinal chord injury to begin with; while the exact method really hasn't been talked about a lot, it's essentially talks about "melting" the tips of both spinal chords together.

Melting is an over simplification of course, so there is a lot more to it than that.
User avatar #94 - gatorade (20 hours ago) [-]
Aren't there stem cells that allow for regeneration of the spinal cord? I'm sure they would use that to "attach" it.
User avatar #170 - directasshault (9 hours ago) [-]
Well then the original problem remains: trying to attach to spinal chords together.

Since the grey matter of the spinal chord can't regenerate on its own, even stem cells can't change this fact. It will only allow for the generation of new "spine" cells, thus having the issue of attaching these new cells to the spinal chord.
#172 - chords (7 hours ago) [-]
im not going ANYWHERE near that bitch Spinal . she's crazy
#151 - anonymous (14 hours ago) [-]
The problem is forming the right synapses, which the spinal cord doesn't really do after embryonic development as far as I know. It would be a challenge for sure
User avatar #24 - instalation (03/30/2015) [-]
are you spark notes
User avatar #168 - directasshault (9 hours ago) [-]
Haha, i get bored sometimes between requirements at work for certain projects at work so I have a lot of free time. So sometimes i read up on certain things. This just so happened to be something I read.
#122 - seen this comment and thought fedora is commenting again … 03/29/2015 on Sweet Anime pussy +4
#10552561 - i will be mailing something to you soon  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2015 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #10552570 - Detlik (03/29/2015) [-]
sounds great
#10552557 - wow 1 whole thumb big week for u bby  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2015 on Autism Board 0
#10552573 - Detlik (03/29/2015) [-]
I do what I can
#10552553 - thats the key to being a good stalker not to let the stalk…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/29/2015 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #10552556 - Detlik (03/29/2015) [-]
well you do some damn good job then
User avatar #10552561 - drl (03/29/2015) [-]
i will be mailing something to you soon
User avatar #10552570 - Detlik (03/29/2015) [-]
sounds great
#2 - i played poker with tarot cards i got a full house and 4 p…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2015 on NEW GAME BITCHES +17
#3 - kevintothemax (03/29/2015) [-]
What the actual fuck
#10552258 - ha 03/29/2015 on Autism Board 0

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User avatar #2780 - syrianassassin (03/30/2015) [-]
good riddance
User avatar #2779 - sinconn (03/29/2015) [-]
What the **** was the idiot banned f or?
User avatar #2778 - derpingthederps (03/29/2015) [-]
Eyy
User avatar #2773 - warioteam (03/11/2015) [-]
ey bb
User avatar #2774 to #2773 - drl (03/12/2015) [-]
yo
User avatar #2775 to #2774 - warioteam (03/12/2015) [-]
whats shakin bacon
User avatar #2776 to #2775 - drl (03/12/2015) [-]
stomach feels like it just rolled down a hill
User avatar #2777 to #2776 - warioteam (03/12/2015) [-]
i feel ya brother
ive been sick almost two months now
User avatar #2770 - mercyburris (03/05/2015) [-]
god i love a good cock
and by cock i mean my cock
in your ass
User avatar #2771 to #2770 - drl (03/05/2015) [-]
oh my
User avatar #2772 to #2771 - mercyburris (03/05/2015) [-]
i have little control over my sexual desires, mainly because i let them roam free
#2762 - sebring (02/13/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #2756 - alhemicar (12/11/2014) [-]
hey

I remember you, you speak latin right?
User avatar #2758 to #2757 - alhemicar (12/11/2014) [-]
too late

I already had my exam :c
User avatar #2746 - miscarriage (11/18/2014) [-]
******
u
do u reember me
User avatar #2747 to #2746 - drl (11/18/2014) [-]
YES
User avatar #2748 to #2747 - miscarriage (11/18/2014) [-]
im twi tho
not the real missy
User avatar #2749 to #2748 - drl (11/18/2014) [-]
Hey twi whats up
User avatar #2750 to #2749 - miscarriage (11/18/2014) [-]
nothin
i rolled someone named drldrl and i was like
whoooaaaaaa
User avatar #2751 to #2750 - drl (11/18/2014) [-]
he is a fraud and a fake
User avatar #2752 to #2751 - miscarriage (11/18/2014) [-]
cut his tits off
User avatar #2753 to #2752 - drl (11/18/2014) [-]
I LEAVE FOR A YEAR AND FAKE DRLs POP UP EVERYWHERE
User avatar #2754 to #2753 - drldrl ONLINE (11/18/2014) [-]
We talked about this
User avatar #2755 to #2754 - drl (11/18/2014) [-]
love you twi marry me
User avatar #2744 - dashgamer (11/04/2014) [-]
If religions aren't real, how can our gods be real?
User avatar #2745 to #2744 - drl (11/04/2014) [-]
they are not NEXT
#2742 - anonymous (11/03/2014) [-]
my penis is really hard. I'm going to grab my cock and nuts tight and shoot a huge load on cam , wanna watch? I'm 8 inches
User avatar #2743 to #2742 - drl (11/03/2014) [-]
no i dont want to watch your 3 inches
User avatar #2741 - churchofmagcargo (11/01/2014) [-]
magcargo, because he loves all his children, and welcomes all but slugma to his comfy house of fire
User avatar #2730 - xinzley (10/12/2014) [-]
you should post this to ****

imgur.com/xbNUB
#2735 to #2734 - syrianassassin (10/26/2014) [-]
theamazingfaggotatheist
TheAmazingAtheist is a professional Harry Knowles lookalike and an unamazing, neckbearded colorblind idiot who sits on his fat ass all day making militant, gay, pseudointellectual atheism videos in his garage while wishing he had a girlfriend to suck his little Asian boy penis. The son of the infamous Mandeville-based scam artist Thomas James Kirk II, Terroja inherited many of his father's venal, sociopathic tendencies, including running his own hilariously inept donation scams. He has made innumerable YouTube videos insisting that he is indeed an atheist as well as a faggot and that the world needs to deal with already. He's a sexually molested metalhead fanatic, a high school dropout who has never held a job and is proud of it. He is also a closet furry with a severe BDSM submission fetish and has a sexual attraction to underage children because he himself was molested by a Catholic priest as a child, not to mention that he looks like the long-lost son of Bruce Vilanch and was the inspiration for The Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons. He has released three mediocre books, which both contain a list of gullible kids across America, the best ways to molest them, and how to get away with it. Most online death calculators--when accounting for TJ's BMI, drinking and smoking habits, sedentary lifestyle, and family history--put his projected date of death between 2039 and 2043.
According to Terroja, pedophiles shouldn't be in prison--they're just misunderstood and persecuted, just like Jews, blacks, and Catholic priests, but this is just him trying to massage his hurt ego because of the time he himself got molested. A note to the FBI agents undoubtedly reading this site: check this ************ out--he's bound to have a kiddy porn stash large enough to give R@ygold a run for his money.
His views are largely deemed ironic considering that he believes in no Gods but is clearly the bastard offspring of Cthulhu and Xenu.
User avatar #2737 to #2735 - xinzley (10/26/2014) [-]
his encyclopedia dramatica page is hilarious
#2738 to #2737 - syrianassassin (10/26/2014) [-]
MUH ATHEISM page generated more butthurt than all articles combined
User avatar #2739 to #2738 - xinzley (10/26/2014) [-]
he announced recently on tumblr that hes divorcing his wife for some guy named kyle
User avatar #2736 to #2735 - syrianassassin (10/26/2014) [-]
xinzley drl
User avatar #2731 to #2730 - drl (10/12/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #2727 - garymotherfingoak (09/30/2014) [-]
butt y
#2729 to #2728 - garymotherfingoak (09/30/2014) [-]
>nuking our top hat
User avatar #2719 to #2718 - drl (09/25/2014) [-]
im you from the future
User avatar #2721 to #2720 - drl (09/25/2014) [-]
DONT DRINK FLUIDS TOMORROW
#2722 to #2721 - thatuglynat (09/25/2014) [-]
what will happen to us?

will gf be kill?
User avatar #2723 to #2722 - drl (09/25/2014) [-]
if you drink a liquid tomorrow it might be pee
User avatar #2724 to #2723 - thatuglynat (09/25/2014) [-]
so like


what are the chances?

like every 1 in 3 liquids i drink tomorrow might be pee?
User avatar #2725 to #2724 - drl (09/25/2014) [-]
1 to 1
User avatar #2726 to #2725 - thatuglynat (09/25/2014) [-]
oh

well

thanks future me
User avatar #2714 to #2713 - drl (09/13/2014) [-]
i just love how much effort you put into this lol
User avatar #2715 to #2714 - billywonka (09/13/2014) [-]
thanks
it took like 2 whole minutes
User avatar #2716 to #2715 - drl (09/13/2014) [-]
:3
User avatar #2708 - datladyluna (09/07/2014) [-]
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
User avatar #2706 - ayumu (09/07/2014) [-]
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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User avatar #2707 to #2706 - drl (09/07/2014) [-]
im gay so i dont need to be beautiful
because im fabulous
User avatar #2704 - webs (09/06/2014) [-]
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
User avatar #2705 to #2704 - drl (09/06/2014) [-]
im gay
i dont need to be beautiful

im fabulous
User avatar #2702 - ffffyou (08/31/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #2703 to #2702 - drl (08/31/2014) [-]
I DROP THE BEAT LIKE I DROP OLD PEOPLE WITH POLIO
User avatar #2695 - ecomp (08/20/2014) [-]
Who are you and why are you on my friend's list
User avatar #2696 to #2695 - drl (08/20/2014) [-]
i am you from the future
User avatar #2763 to #2696 - ecomp (02/22/2015) [-]
**** you, canada hater
User avatar #2764 to #2763 - drl (02/22/2015) [-]
BBY PLS
User avatar #2765 to #2764 - ecomp (02/22/2015) [-]
OH CANADA! OUR HOOOME AND NATIVE LAAAAAAND! TRUUUUUE PATRIOOOOT LOOOOOOVE!!!!! IN AAAAAAAALL THY SONS COOOOOOOMAAAAAAAND!
User avatar #2766 to #2765 - drl (02/22/2015) [-]
IS CANADA LESS GAY IN THE FUTURE
User avatar #2767 to #2766 - ecomp (02/22/2015) [-]
>calling canada gay
>san francisco
User avatar #2768 to #2767 - drl (02/22/2015) [-]
that is 1 city
canada is a whole country
User avatar #2769 to #2768 - ecomp (02/23/2015) [-]
You got all of california, houston, florida, jew york, colorado, washington, ohio, idaho, montana, the dakotas, alaska, and more. That's more than the entire population of canada. Canada wins again
User avatar #2697 to #2696 - ecomp (08/20/2014) [-]
Which boards do u go on
User avatar #2698 to #2697 - drl (08/20/2014) [-]
all of them
User avatar #2699 to #2698 - ecomp (08/20/2014) [-]
gay
User avatar #2700 to #2699 - drl (08/20/2014) [-]
yes
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