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#34 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2015 on Flash a-ah Savior of the... +9
#38 - jabbathesmut (02/25/2015) [-]
greeeeeeeeeeat death dont fuck with mayuri
#8 - Anyone know the name of the song? 02/22/2015 on I like the bass, bass, bass... +2
#210 - Felated by life, sounds about right. 02/09/2015 on How will you die? 0
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#15 - Just so everyones aware, these worms are called Mango Worms, t… 01/14/2015 on Never let your dog sleep on... +4
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User avatar #42 - ugoboom (01/08/2015) [-]
collective soul - shine
User avatar #16 - sinonyx (01/08/2015) [-]
google lyrics
#7 - I drive an old '99 323i, I dont own any weights, or chains, bu…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/24/2014 on BMW OWNERS STARTER PACK -8
User avatar #23 - kevinator (12/24/2014) [-]
My bud just bought one like this for 1500$, it had a leaking power steering hose, fixed that, now found out he need a complet brake / e-brake job, going to cost him another 1500 $, these cars are so god damn expensive to maintain it's incredible. Meanwhile my uncle's c5 corvette clutch went out and it end up costing less that 200 $
User avatar #29 - tealcanaan (12/24/2014) [-]
All those European cars are fantastic for the first 5-6 years, but after that you might as well get a new one to avoid the maintenance.
#17 - anonexplains (12/24/2014) [-]
You still park like a douche
#4 - They spent so much time teasing the korrasami **** … 12/19/2014 on Thanks you -1
#28 - I was waiting and hoping for the last 10 minutes that Kor…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/19/2014 on rip in peace avatar +45
#29 - flyinarrow (12/19/2014) [-]
yea, i was really disappointed that she never regained that connection too, i mean, having that connection as an avatar IS a big thing, what with going into the avatar state is a manifestation of all the past avatars and their power, wisdom, knowledge and all

Honestly, its as if they completely ret-conned that fact because Korra is just as powerful as ever going into avatar state after losing her connection as she was BEFORE losing said connection

And thats not even mentioning the fact that outside of avatar state, she can contact her past lives for wisdom, knowledge, advice, and even learning new techniques and bending, like energy bending from Aang

if they ever make a new Avatar series, which i doubt will ever happen, or at least an epilogue of sorts, i seriously hope that Korra gets that connection back

Hell, maybe she will regain that connection during her "Vacation" with Asami in the spirit world. But we can only hope, eh?
User avatar #64 - questionableferret (12/19/2014) [-]
The point of that connection getting severed is to illustrate something crucially important, that the past 10,000 years and the next 10,000 years are going to be completely different. Literally none of those past lives would have any idea how to deal with a threat on the scale of Kuvira's mecha-giant and things are just gonna change more and more and more as time and technology move on. The tech's not the only thing that's gonna change. The next big change is the spirits, something only one living Avatar other than Korra has ever had to deal with, Wan, and he was the one who closed the portals in the first place. The only Avatar with significant knowledge of how to soothe spirits? Korra. The only Avatar who has ever (as far as we know) driven a car? Korra. Shit's contemporary.

These are two immensely different eras we're talking about here and it is at least in some way fitting that Korra be the first in a new chain of Avatars that may even be broken once more in another 10,000 years.

Atop that, 10,000 years worth of Avatars is a LOT of Avatars. Some apparently lived for hundreds of years, like Kiyoshi, but if most lived lives as short as that of Aang and Roku that would mean around about 1000 benders. Now, the Avatar State has never been shown to give what we could assume to be the power of 1000 benders, simply their wisdom, techniques, proficiency, etc. The Avatar State probably increases the power of the Avatar at a base level and then the other Avatars who have learned to master very different techniques pitch their skills in on top of that. I mean, Avatar State Korra in seasons 3 and 4 are pretty slap-dash about their bending compared to the far more impressive abilities Aang was able to unleash in his Avatar States.

I'm glad they had the guts to make that move, I just wish the fight with Unavatu had been less... well... silly.

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User avatar #67 - kenada (04/07/2013) [-]
I have had no luck in buying a second greed egg yet
User avatar #68 to #67 - drhard (04/07/2013) [-]
Its all good, Im in no rush to get them since I havnt even completed my wrath dragon yet. That and I havnt had time to collect anything to trade with you for them.
User avatar #69 to #68 - kenada (04/07/2013) [-]
A lot of people seem to hate me now because of my username, something I have no control over

Kinda stupid, so I'm giving it a few days for them to bandwagon to something else
User avatar #70 to #69 - drhard (04/07/2013) [-]
Lol I noticed that, yours is by far the darkest shade Ive seen so far.
User avatar #71 to #70 - kenada (04/07/2013) [-]
Darkest that it can get
For having an account 4+ years.
User avatar #72 to #71 - drhard (04/07/2013) [-]
Mine is almost 2 so.

Cant believe people would hate on you for that...
User avatar #73 to #72 - kenada (04/07/2013) [-]
Its not as bad as it was yesterday

Anything I posted got -5 and below

Its funny how the people doing it would never say anything, and they only posted as anon though.
User avatar #74 to #73 - drhard (04/07/2013) [-]
I cant quite understand why people would even do it, its just a color...
User avatar #75 to #74 - kenada (04/07/2013) [-]
Anons kept posting how
"oldfags are cunts"
and how having a dark blue name means you're automatically an attention whore
User avatar #76 to #75 - drhard (04/07/2013) [-]
The general populous of this site goes full retard alot.....
User avatar #77 to #76 - kenada (04/07/2013) [-]
yeah, but give a few days and they will forget
User avatar #78 to #77 - drhard (04/07/2013) [-]
Hopefully lol
User avatar #79 to #78 - kenada (04/07/2013) [-]
Its pretty funny though
User avatar #80 to #79 - drhard (04/07/2013) [-]
How many RITs for those eggs, I really wanna give you something this time.
User avatar #81 to #80 - kenada (04/07/2013) [-]
If/when the cat update comes out, I'll let you know what I need help with.
User avatar #82 to #81 - drhard (04/07/2013) [-]
I guess that works too
User avatar #83 to #82 - kenada (04/07/2013) [-]
I've been saving some food items in bulk just in case thats whats needed

I have no clue when it will come out though :/
User avatar #84 to #83 - drhard (04/07/2013) [-]
The updates they release for this usually arent even announced, they just kinda happen.
User avatar #85 to #84 - kenada (04/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, all that was shown was one of the cats and that the update will come out soon
User avatar #86 to #85 - drhard (04/07/2013) [-]
I havnt even seen that much lol
User avatar #50 - kenada (04/03/2013) [-]
So, theres apparently going to be cat items coming out
Its going to be the same as dragons apparently, theres going to be cat eggs you hatch.

This will be my new goal when they come out
I love cats.

For now, I do need to get a demonic bow
Nobody seems to have one to sell, so I need books of metallurgy to try to make one myself.
User avatar #51 to #50 - drhard (04/03/2013) [-]
Finally you give me something I can collect for you lol
User avatar #52 to #51 - kenada (04/03/2013) [-]
Because finally something good is coming out

Hopefully the cats come out soon
User avatar #53 to #52 - drhard (04/03/2013) [-]
Its something you will have to collect a mass amount of **** to feed it though.
User avatar #54 to #53 - kenada (04/03/2013) [-]

Hopefully not since all food items have purposes already, so I don't think they would double over
User avatar #55 to #54 - drhard (04/03/2013) [-]
Maybe, idk lol

Hows that greed egg coming? Ill buy them off you for metallurgy books :D
User avatar #56 to #55 - kenada (04/03/2013) [-]
I never found anyone who was selling one unfortunately

I do have the other one though that I can sell I guess
User avatar #57 to #56 - drhard (04/03/2013) [-]
Ill buy it lol

I could probably just find the other one on my own, just gotta stock up on RITs lol
User avatar #58 to #57 - kenada (04/03/2013) [-]
Which egg was it? Envy?
User avatar #59 to #58 - drhard (04/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #60 to #59 - kenada (04/03/2013) [-]
My friend just got me the bow

So now we have to wait until the cat update for me to need anything else

Unless you want to help me get like 70k rits so I can buy a leprechaun
User avatar #61 to #60 - drhard (04/03/2013) [-]
That would be slow coming from me, only think I have that isnt a rare single are a few hoarders that I sell for like 800 RITs each
User avatar #62 to #61 - kenada (04/03/2013) [-]
I can barely save up over 1k rits before selling them

I sadden myself
User avatar #63 to #62 - drhard (04/03/2013) [-]
Thats usually what I do. Save them up from selling hoarders and pet crates and then trade them on dragon food
User avatar #64 to #63 - kenada (04/03/2013) [-]
I'll just wait to see what it takes to grow cats
and then I'll finally have new goals

User avatar #65 to #64 - drhard (04/03/2013) [-]
Lol, good for you :P
User avatar #47 - blastizard (04/02/2013) [-]
I'll sell you pretzels 1:1 for them
User avatar #48 to #47 - drhard (04/02/2013) [-]
Works I guess lol

Anything else youre looking for?
User avatar #43 - BiohazardSammich (04/02/2013) [-]
Thanks man!
User avatar #44 to #43 - drhard (04/02/2013) [-]

Did you read the comment I left on your profile?
User avatar #45 to #44 - BiohazardSammich (04/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, I did. I'm not all that into the items today, so I'm just going for anyone willing to sell. I'll be more into it tomorrow.
User avatar #46 to #45 - drhard (04/02/2013) [-]
Im almost there, need 51 pretzels.
User avatar #40 - lostboa (03/31/2013) [-]
I have 13 enchanted pumkins.
User avatar #41 to #40 - drhard (04/01/2013) [-]
I only needed 2, which I now have.

Thanks though.
User avatar #42 to #41 - lostboa (04/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #37 - lostboa (03/31/2013) [-]
I'll trade you 1 orange cocktail, 10 sugar cubes, and 5 potatoes for your fabulous keys and/or RITs
User avatar #39 to #37 - drhard (03/31/2013) [-]
Althought I dont think that small an amount of food is worth al the RITs I have
User avatar #38 to #37 - drhard (03/31/2013) [-]
I didnt even know I had fab keys, I guess send a trade for those
User avatar #35 - kenada (03/31/2013) [-]
Have any new goals I can help you with?
User avatar #36 to #35 - drhard (03/31/2013) [-]
I was thinking of starting the next step for my wrath dragon.

It seems easier than getting all the souls I need for an Item Hunter.
User avatar #33 - kenada (03/29/2013) [-]
I haven't really checked up on you in a while
Hows the collecting going?
User avatar #34 to #33 - drhard (03/29/2013) [-]
Hatched my wrath egg, now Im still trying to make the item wizard before I attempt to raise the dragon.
User avatar #27 - pyrain (03/24/2013) [-]
If you have tokens or badges I will trade you for my wizard books :3
User avatar #28 to #27 - drhard (03/24/2013) [-]
I never really gathered much of either of those, I think I have 5 badges though. Not much I know but its what I have.
User avatar #30 to #28 - pyrain (03/24/2013) [-]
Also, would you be willing to trade your insanity souls? I'm trying to make an item hunter for a friend and I just need the souls now ^^"
User avatar #29 to #28 - pyrain (03/24/2013) [-]
If you throw in 2 of your egg hoarders with the badges I will give you what books I have. I collect egg hoarders <3
User avatar #31 to #29 - drhard (03/24/2013) [-]
Well the souls I need to make the Item Wizard, as well as the Item Hunter after it. As for the hoarder I have those sold already to a friend.
User avatar #32 to #31 - pyrain (03/24/2013) [-]
:c oh well, didn't hurt to ask.
User avatar #24 - captainbacon (03/18/2013) [-]
That fine don't worry about it

and I know the drop rate is **** and it makes me sad
User avatar #25 to #24 - drhard (03/18/2013) [-]
Ill continue to look, but idk how it will go.

Thanks so much for all your help, Im so close to the Item Wizard.
User avatar #26 to #25 - captainbacon (03/18/2013) [-]
no problem I don't normally pick anything up besides bacon which never drops so it game me something to do
User avatar #22 - BubbaTruckerBuddy (03/14/2013) [-]
unfortunately the only things I see you only have 1x of and I don't feel like taking your only ones. Everything else you have that have more than 1, I either don't want or have all that I need or isn't worth the trade, sorry.
User avatar #23 to #22 - drhard (03/15/2013) [-]
Whats the 1 thing? I may or may not even care about it.
User avatar #20 - BiohazardSammich (03/13/2013) [-]
Thank you!
User avatar #21 to #20 - drhard (03/13/2013) [-]
If I get anymore they will go to you as well, I just happened to pick that one up like 20 seconds ago.
User avatar #18 - BubbaTruckerBuddy (03/13/2013) [-]
Heeyyyy!!!! I know you....you're the person I had chance their avatar to that pic by rolling dubs
User avatar #17 - BubbaTruckerBuddy (03/13/2013) [-]
why did you undo the trade?
User avatar #19 to #17 - drhard (03/13/2013) [-]
Nyj sent me the arm, thank for the gesture though, much appreciated.
User avatar #15 - Wadrob (02/28/2013) [-]
Are you ballonicorn?
User avatar #16 to #15 - drhard (02/28/2013) [-]
Who the hell is that ._.?
User avatar #12 - Bradiboo (02/23/2013) [-]
What dragon you breeding?
User avatar #13 to #12 - drhard (02/23/2013) [-]
I only have 1 egg and thats a wrath, I only wanted the other incubator incase I get another one.
User avatar #4 - Dwarf (02/18/2013) [-]
I have one blue pony hoof if you'll initiate the trade.
User avatar #6 to #4 - drhard (02/18/2013) [-]
Got them from another collector, thanks for the offer though
User avatar #5 to #4 - Dwarf (02/18/2013) [-]
> Thought I was being a cool guy by giving away free pony hooves
> Looks at your comment again
> Everyone offers free pony hooves
> Le sad face

It's still yours if you want it anyway. <_<
#2 - theeditor (02/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #3 to #2 - drhard (02/15/2013) [-]
Haha thanks anyways.
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