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drewhamster

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Date Signed Up:9/12/2011
Last Login:8/30/2016
Location:North Carolina USA
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Comment Ranking:#4963
Highest Content Rank:#1807
Highest Comment Rank:#4956
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Level 47 Content: Sammich eater → Level 48 Content: Sammich eater
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Level 215 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Times Content Favorited:24 times
Total Comments Made:987
FJ Points:2000
Favorite Tags: 4Chan (2) | stuff (2)

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    It'll Get You High It'll Get You High
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    Nuttin' to See Here... Nuttin' to See Here...
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#11 - I think it's from the movie Elephant (2003). It got good revie… 23 hours ago on Im not even sorry +1
#9 - Friends?  [+] (1 new reply) 23 hours ago on drewhamster's profile 0
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#10 - elektinoir (20 hours ago) [-]
sure!
#7 - Don't be sad! I was only kidding!  [+] (3 new replies) 08/27/2016 on drewhamster's profile 0
#8 - elektinoir (08/27/2016) [-]
I know
#9 - drewhamster (23 hours ago) [-]
Friends?
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#10 - elektinoir (20 hours ago) [-]
sure!
#5 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 08/23/2016 on drewhamster's profile 0
#6 - elektinoir (08/23/2016) [-]
Ok...
#7 - drewhamster (08/27/2016) [-]
Don't be sad! I was only kidding!
#8 - elektinoir (08/27/2016) [-]
I know
#9 - drewhamster (23 hours ago) [-]
Friends?
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#10 - elektinoir (20 hours ago) [-]
sure!
#3 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 08/22/2016 on drewhamster's profile 0
#4 - elektinoir (08/22/2016) [-]
#5 - drewhamster (08/23/2016) [-]
#6 - elektinoir (08/23/2016) [-]
Ok...
#7 - drewhamster (08/27/2016) [-]
Don't be sad! I was only kidding!
#8 - elektinoir (08/27/2016) [-]
I know
#9 - drewhamster (23 hours ago) [-]
Friends?
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#10 - elektinoir (20 hours ago) [-]
sure!
#174 - Yeah I'm a ******* loser, what the hell are you gonna do about it? 08/22/2016 on You're on your own 0
#15 - I actually figured that is what happened as stupid as it is, t… 08/21/2016 on You're on your own +12
#2 - I don't understand, why did she start the fire in the first place?  [+] (45 new replies) 08/21/2016 on You're on your own +268
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#154 - bandoslootshare (08/21/2016) [-]
The thing was frozen and she was trying to melt it
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#132 - gamiakguy (08/21/2016) [-]
I think when I first saw it she was trying to kill a spider, or maybe thats some other lighter to a gas pump video.
#116 - anon (08/21/2016) [-]
Clearly she was trying to imitate this method to escape the station without paying for the gas.
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#178 - Welshhobo (08/22/2016) [-]
What happened here? Why would having a zippo cause the car to crash?
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#168 - strangesir (08/21/2016) [-]
I heard that not having your seatbelt on caused someone to literally fly through the window, but... holy FUCK.
#95 - anon (08/21/2016) [-]
Because you're a fucking dissapointment thats why. Fucking loser.
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#174 - drewhamster (08/22/2016) [-]
Yeah I'm a fucking loser, what the hell are you gonna do about it?
#124 - presentdent (08/21/2016) [-]
First post, fucking gay.
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#129 - darthlich (08/21/2016) [-]
Second post, go away.
#131 - presentdent (08/21/2016) [-]
stupid picture
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#133 - darthlich (08/21/2016) [-]
Simpsons did it
#134 - presentdent (08/21/2016) [-]
south park did it too.
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#135 - darthlich (08/21/2016) [-]
Roflcopter
#136 - presentdent (08/21/2016) [-]
Really stupid
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#137 - darthlich (08/21/2016) [-]
I don't know, I kinda like it.
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#140 - darthlich (08/21/2016) [-]
I hate Cindy.
#141 - presentdent (08/21/2016) [-]
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#142 - darthlich (08/21/2016) [-]
Mehr, sorry if I ruined it for you.
#147 - presentdent (08/21/2016) [-]
It's RUINED. Ruined! I don't even get to say I hate fags and jews, now.

Soiled it 10 minute loop
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#91 - propanex (08/21/2016) [-]
#59 - xxTheJesterxx has deleted their comment.
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#66 - fantasticfox (08/21/2016) [-]
He said why not how
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#69 - dementedg (08/21/2016) [-]
This either the laziest attempt of damage control ever or you actually have the downs.
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#73 - boarderlinegreat (08/21/2016) [-]
Why? His comment was along the lines of utter disbelief but agreeing to the above poster. Even the pic is at best unclear.

I'd say in dubio pro reo
#77 - dementedg (08/21/2016) [-]
I see what you mean, he has now specified that his original comment was for #7, so no worries there. I just saw it originally as him being a dickhead to the guy asking the question as it seemed a bit direct given the context of the situation.
#78 - boarderlinegreat (08/21/2016) [-]
I'm glad to see that we're a happy family of retards again
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#70 - xxTheJesterxx (08/21/2016) [-]
3 negative thumbs is not enough for damage control


However I will not dispute the downs

Basically what I'd meant to do was reply to >>#7
#75 - dementedg (08/21/2016) [-]
That would make a lot more sense, my apologies friend.
#76 - xxTheJesterxx (08/21/2016) [-]
Meh, it's my bad, you're just tryna defend another person from someone who went full retard
#79 - dementedg (08/21/2016) [-]
But in the end, I too went full retard Time to do a sudoku
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#7 - tomfra (08/21/2016) [-]
From the last time it was posted someone said that the tap got stuck cause it frooze. She tried to warm get it out by warming it up with the fire.
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#28 - sciencexplain (08/21/2016) [-]
last i heard it was cause she wanted to light a cigarette so she shielded it with the cap or something
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#125 - hikakiller (08/21/2016) [-]
Well, good job not explaining shit.
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#176 - sciencexplain (08/22/2016) [-]
cheers
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#15 - drewhamster (08/21/2016) [-]
I actually figured that is what happened as stupid as it is, thanks for clarifying though!
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#14 - xskullgirlsx (08/21/2016) [-]
This is like a scene in a cartoon when a character uses a torch to read a sign that says "TNT"
#86 - anon (08/21/2016) [-]
Story time:
> Be me few months ago
> Visiting Germany for tourism with the family.
> Be designated driver. Read as much as I can to learn about German driving laws.
> Park in an underground parking lot. Always keep an eye on signs to make sure I'm not breaking any rules.
> Found an empty lot. Park the car and get out the car.
> Find one of them warning signs on a wall. Black text, yellow background.
> Couldn't figure out what it said.
> Whip out my phone and try to use Google translate.
> I need to stand on the driving lane to get close enough to the sign.
> Keep an eye out to make sure the lane is clear.
> Everytime I try to get close to the sign, a car is passing, so I have to move away.
> finally find a window of opportunity. No cars for a few seconds.
> Take a photo, move out of the driving lane, and let Google translate work its magic.
> More or less, sign reads: Cars go through here. Be aware of incoming traffic.
> MFW when I'm breaking the law to follow the law.

Felt like one of them Wile E. Coyote moments.
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#101 - lawlight (08/21/2016) [-]
you didn't went full retard you were just cautious you are not really to blame
#108 - anon (08/21/2016) [-]
Thank you.

I just think 'tis a funny 'n silly anecdote, that's all.
#42 - sometimeswefuck (08/21/2016) [-]
this is the most accurate analogy ever
#20 - boarderlinegreat (08/21/2016) [-]
#196 - **drewhamster used "*roll 1, 1-8*"** **drewhamster rolls 1** 08/09/2016 on Yes or No ! -1
#362 - So does this just mean I die? 06/08/2016 on What's your last meal going... 0