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#45 - their music gave me ear cancer and i feel that they owe me an apology 7 hours ago on YOU'RE a cigarette +2
#20 - i think we might be looking into this a little too much 06/30/2014 on here's my OC 0
#19 - he could be turning the onion rings toward someone elses camera?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2014 on here's my OC 0
User avatar #21 - noobtankz (06/30/2014) [-]
Then that explains who was camera. But he'd have to be DAMN big to be able to reach around a person to put it in their face with his left hand while his right hand is holding the phone in their own face on the right.
#17 - is it? there is a wierd line down the middle of his hand but i…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/30/2014 on here's my OC 0
User avatar #18 - noobtankz (06/30/2014) [-]
Sorry, not two hands. Also... The angle. If he is holding a phone from THAT angle. He has a fucked up arm AND is pointing it the wrong way. Which is towards a 2nd person.
#20 - draxdiesel (06/30/2014) [-]
i think we might be looking into this a little too much
#19 - draxdiesel (06/30/2014) [-]
he could be turning the onion rings toward someone elses camera?
User avatar #21 - noobtankz (06/30/2014) [-]
Then that explains who was camera. But he'd have to be DAMN big to be able to reach around a person to put it in their face with his left hand while his right hand is holding the phone in their own face on the right.
#15 - it looks like his right hand is holding the phone you can see  [+] (6 new replies) 06/30/2014 on here's my OC 0
User avatar #16 - noobtankz (06/30/2014) [-]
That phone is being held by two hands.
#17 - draxdiesel (06/30/2014) [-]
is it? there is a wierd line down the middle of his hand but im not convinced...
User avatar #18 - noobtankz (06/30/2014) [-]
Sorry, not two hands. Also... The angle. If he is holding a phone from THAT angle. He has a fucked up arm AND is pointing it the wrong way. Which is towards a 2nd person.
#20 - draxdiesel (06/30/2014) [-]
i think we might be looking into this a little too much
#19 - draxdiesel (06/30/2014) [-]
he could be turning the onion rings toward someone elses camera?
User avatar #21 - noobtankz (06/30/2014) [-]
Then that explains who was camera. But he'd have to be DAMN big to be able to reach around a person to put it in their face with his left hand while his right hand is holding the phone in their own face on the right.
#29 - im pretty sure that it was still an invasion. dutch forces lan…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2014 on Conquered 0
User avatar #31 - biscuitsunited (07/04/2014) [-]
ACTUALLY
They were invited formally by mr Ican'tremembereverythinglikenameswhatamIabook?
#26 - i've googled it and returned from the internet with facts. i s…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/28/2014 on Conquered 0
User avatar #28 - captainpatters (06/28/2014) [-]
Its easy when the country wants you to invade
#29 - draxdiesel (06/28/2014) [-]
im pretty sure that it was still an invasion. dutch forces landed without (official) permission and fought some really minor battles with english forces and took the throne. it wasnt bloodless and the king didn't want it. foreign forces landed and forcibly took the throne hence, in my incredibly insignificant opinion, an invasion happened.
User avatar #31 - biscuitsunited (07/04/2014) [-]
ACTUALLY
They were invited formally by mr Ican'tremembereverythinglikenameswhatamIabook?
#19 - in hindsight googling this might have been an idea 06/27/2014 on Conquered 0
#18 - im pretty sure technically britain was invaded in 1680 somethi…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/27/2014 on Conquered -1
User avatar #25 - captainpatters (06/28/2014) [-]
What happened is that parliament and the people did not like how catholic the king was since it was written into law that the monarch has to be Anglican (not sure if it was law at the time) so parliament helped William of Orange land and be escorted to London, no blood was shed and to call it an invasion is totally ignorant.
#26 - draxdiesel (06/28/2014) [-]
i've googled it and returned from the internet with facts. i shall now quote directly from wikipedia- "William's successful invasion of England with a Dutch fleet and army led to his ascending of the English throne as William III of England jointly with his wife Mary II of England."
who are you who dares cast doubt on wikipedias teachings
User avatar #28 - captainpatters (06/28/2014) [-]
Its easy when the country wants you to invade
#29 - draxdiesel (06/28/2014) [-]
im pretty sure that it was still an invasion. dutch forces landed without (official) permission and fought some really minor battles with english forces and took the throne. it wasnt bloodless and the king didn't want it. foreign forces landed and forcibly took the throne hence, in my incredibly insignificant opinion, an invasion happened.
User avatar #31 - biscuitsunited (07/04/2014) [-]
ACTUALLY
They were invited formally by mr Ican'tremembereverythinglikenameswhatamIabook?
#19 - draxdiesel (06/27/2014) [-]
in hindsight googling this might have been an idea
#28 - people fake injury because there's a possible advantage to be …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/23/2014 on Soccer - such an majestic... -8
#73 - anonymous (06/23/2014) [-]
listen up, slapnuts. i get that you're a fagball fan and all, but when compared to real sports, your beautiful game falls into the category of pretty little princesses in their pretty colored fairy costumes faking injuries not only because there's a 'possible advantage' but because it's a game geared for faggots who don't know what pain tolerance is. people like you, i'm sure
#37 - poppenhoffer (06/23/2014) [-]
Come on man, you know it happens all the fucking time. Have you noticed that players on the team that's winning always seem to get 'injured'a lot more from little fouls? Shit, of every "injury" I've seen in all the games I've watched of this world cup thus far (which is roughly half the games), only 3-4 were actually legitimate injuries that required assistance. Take it from a guy who's played 16 years and currently playing at the collegiate level that the vast majority of the people who look like they got hurt are in fact completely fine. Here's the best way to spot a faker: If they're capable of rolling around on the ground back and forth, then they're clearly not worried about agitating an injury. Also whenever they go down clutching their face with both hands, that's a dead giveaway unless they're bleeding from the face or something to that extent.

As for saying that american football has no action to it for the majority of the 60 minutes they play, I'll give you that there's some truth to that. However, in the entire 90+ minutes of a soccer game, how much time is spent lazily passing around the middle looking for an opportunity? Of those opportunities, how many result in a goal? American football promises action on every single play (aside from kneeling at the end of a half), something that soccer can't give.

American football players have flopped before though when they thought it would benefit them. There was a game recently(ish) where the Giants' players started faking injuries late in the game so that they could gain an advantage on the clock and it worked. However, all the fakers were fined and the rule that allowed them to benefit was changed.
#40 - meanyus (06/23/2014) [-]
Tavon Austin had a pretty bad flop this past season but I forget what game it was. The refs did call bullshit and he popped up and ran off the field though.
#29 - sloot (06/23/2014) [-]
There are several ways to fake penalties and gain advantage in american football. Some players do it, but most of it gets stopped immediately (holding players, clipping, off sides ETC)

I have watched just about every world cup game and there has been "Acting" very prevalent in every game.

Also "stuff happening"? You can watch one club score then kick a ball away from the other team for 20 minutes straight. If a team is up late in the game they will fake 14 injuries get taken off the field (IN A FUCKING STRETCHER) then come back in the game a play like nothing happened all to waste time.

Soccer could easily be the most entertaining and respected sport in the world if they could just change some of these fucking pathetic rules they let these faggots get away with.

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#3 - lovecranes (09/22/2013) [-]
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#4 to #3 - draxdiesel (09/22/2013) [-]
hi?
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