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drainbamage

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Age: 25
Date Signed Up:6/07/2011
Last Login:8/24/2016
Location:South Carolina
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#76 - Hanzo win rate is 48.2% Mei win rate is 50.1% … 08/22/2016 on RIP Genji 0
#71 - did you not see the gigantic buff to her ulti? I'm really conf…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/21/2016 on RIP Genji 0
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#75 - ivehadworse (08/22/2016) [-]
Two meters to an ult that's already very easy to avoid. Sure it pierces shields but still easily avoidable.

then we get folks like Hanzo who can melt people easily already and he's getting buffs.
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#76 - drainbamage (08/22/2016) [-]
Hanzo win rate is 48.2%

Mei win rate is 50.1%

I bring this up because on average, Hanzo is much more difficult to pick up and play, granted his ulti is much easier to land, but being in a sniper fight with a widowmaker of the same caliber, he'll lose out every time.

Mei however can 1v1 pretty much every offensive hero in the game. She can keep a tank locked down, she has a self heal, and she's able to put up a gigantic barrier making killing her all that more difficult. Not to mention that she has a slow, and stun in her toolkit.
#5 - Higher quality, faster loading. 08/19/2016 on They All Feared The T-Rex +8
#1 - Getting the cute spray isn't easy took me like 8 hours myself.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2016 on The Rez Is The Real POTG 0
#2 - anon (08/16/2016) [-]
Got it in the first hour of playing him, I may have got potg from that 5 man ult but the true MVP was that Zarya. She was bae.
#25 - It's league rules, if you know that a hero/champion is cancer.… 08/15/2016 on Mission Report +1
#60 - I'm not saying that I've had trouble getting laid, for some pe…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2016 on and i'm still a virgin 0
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#61 - shanksjr (08/13/2016) [-]
Sorry, I realise that it sounds like I was referring to you specifically. That wasn't the intention, was more of a general thing.

#51 - What? You're talking like it's a choice if you have sex or not…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/12/2016 on and i'm still a virgin 0
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#58 - shanksjr (08/12/2016) [-]
It's really not difficult to have sex if that's all you're interested in. There are plenty of easy women out there if you just want to blow off some steam.

If you're after something more emotional and "special" for your first time, well that will require more effort than it's worth.
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#60 - drainbamage (08/13/2016) [-]
I'm not saying that I've had trouble getting laid, for some people it's a bit more difficult than others.

He's speaking as though all people should have the ability and know how to get laid. I was making a joke at his expense, but thank you.
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#61 - shanksjr (08/13/2016) [-]
Sorry, I realise that it sounds like I was referring to you specifically. That wasn't the intention, was more of a general thing.

#11 - Thank you for this. 08/08/2016 on Happy Birthday Samus 0
#38 - Recon mode is when bastion is standing and moving around, and … 08/07/2016 on Rockem Sockem Robots 0
#3 - Buy a new rubik's cube, did you even read the comic? 08/05/2016 on rolex 0