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#33 - You're awesome.  [+] (2 replies) 09/11/2016 on .... What?... +7
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#34 - dutchtroll (09/11/2016) [-]
Still playing it so Has a good 50 hour value I've heard. Enjoy!
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#35 - dragzerg (09/11/2016) [-]
Will do, thanks again
#29 - Holy ****, from what VN is this?  [+] (4 replies) 09/11/2016 on .... What?... +11
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#32 - dutchtroll (09/11/2016) [-]
If I'm not mistaken it's グリザイアの果実 (Gurizaia no Kajitsu)
#33 - dragzerg (09/11/2016) [-]
You're awesome.
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#34 - dutchtroll (09/11/2016) [-]
Still playing it so Has a good 50 hour value I've heard. Enjoy!
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#35 - dragzerg (09/11/2016) [-]
Will do, thanks again
#101 - Picture  [+] (2 replies) 08/02/2016 on Pretty Face +28
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#115 - Izen (08/02/2016) [-]
"why are you doing this" hahahaha
#107 - assassindash (08/02/2016) [-]
I see your reference and raise my own.
#65 - As a mexican, this really pisses me off. Seriously, these fagg…  [+] (27 replies) 06/04/2016 on leaving a trump rally +414
#279 - guywhoneverreplies (06/04/2016) [-]
I'm mexican as well and I also agree with you.
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#254 - ponchosdm (06/04/2016) [-]
I am Mexican, and I new that the legal ways to get to US was to be someone who would benefit society, I became an IT professional and got a Job in Atlanta, I am a legal worker, but I have to keep showing my worth to be able to stay.
That is the main reason I don't like illegals, or anyone that breaks the rules, they take the short route and they feel entitled to everything good without following the rules...
I really hate people that cuts in line...
But yes, they are dimming the possibility for other legal migrants with their actions
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#244 - ruderoody (06/04/2016) [-]
As a Dominican no offense but you guys are giving Hispanics in general a bad name with that kind of bull Not you in particular
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#167 - turdknocker (06/04/2016) [-]
I entered this great country illegally with my mother. She risked life, money, and endless hours working so we could survive. We owe so much this great country. I will say this; I fight the urge to rape and murder on a daily basis. I might be one of those Mexicans that is good, but 2 illegal Mexican immigrants, that's statistically impossible! I not defending an open border policy, but what irks me is a presidential candidate calling a whole set of people coming from a country all rapists and murderers. I think people have this image of illegal immigrants given a no problems in life card the moment they enter the US. My mother worked minimum wage at two jobs to give me what we needed. I applied myself, worked full time, studied full time, and obtained my engineering degree. Now I donate my time helping those less fortunate because I want to give back. I don't judge without proof and I give the benefit of a doubt. I believe Trump wants to try and make America great again, but his methods are childish and petty. Those are not traits I want on the most powerful position in this great nation.
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#261 - doctahhobo (06/04/2016) [-]
Wait so you and your mom came here illegally and you want to garner sympathy because she had to break her back? You know how fucking retarded that sounds? That is pretty fucking retarded. Like, retardedly retarded. You come here illegally you deserve to shine shoes for a living. You come here legally, you deserve every fucking opportunity this country deserves. I have no problem with immigrants in the least. I know some spanish and I can carry on a basic conversation with someone who speaks it. I despise the ones who jump borders then complain when they get a cold shoulder. You are a criminal. End of story. You deserve nothing but a ride back on the other side of the fence and shoved into the line to get your ass back in here the right way.
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#281 - turdknocker (06/04/2016) [-]
I never asked for sympathy, nor did we get handouts, or said that we got the cold shoulder. I don't know where you are getting that information. I was simply telling my story and the reason why I don't feel that Trump's assestment that illigal immigrants are rapists and murderers is the kind of mentality I would like in the white house. If we were to apply Trump's mentality of a few bad apples ruins the bunch then we should all hate and dispise cops because of some asshole cops. Yet, I don't think that way. I look at case by case and not grab a general opinion based on small percentage of cases.
When a 3 year old child enters this country illegally and becomes a legal resident a few years later by legal means is he a criminal? Your argument may be, "the law is the law", and to that I say you are right. My mom used the law and got legal residency for her and I. If that upsets you then you don't truly believe that the law is the law. You can't believe in that and pick and choose when to apply it, that's what hypocrites do. Your view of the world being black and white is disturbing.
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#178 - wootsauce (06/04/2016) [-]
You know you just admitted to a crime right?
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#202 - turdknocker (06/04/2016) [-]
Yes, I know I did. I was also 3 year when I entered this country. My mother and I went through all the paperwork and fees to become legal. Policies were in place that allowed us to be legal and I have been legal for almost 23 years. Now you can continue to call me a criminal all you want, that's your opinion. In the eyes of the US government I am not one; that's all that matters to me.
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#294 - wootsauce (06/04/2016) [-]
Well then there you go! Welcome bro!
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#174 - fourfangedferret (06/04/2016) [-]
Illegal immigrants have no right to complain about how they are treated by the government, or potential government, of the country they have illegally entered.
#231 - anon (06/04/2016) [-]
If they brought enough weapons they would have a voice.
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#204 - turdknocker (06/04/2016) [-]
Good thing I have been legal for over two decades. Nor did I complain about the country or potential government. Even if I wasn't part of the US I would still hold these views. I wouldn't the leader of my country making false broad statements and insulting whole groups of ethnicities.
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#163 - ihateeverybodytoo (06/04/2016) [-]
They don't care about legal immigration.
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#153 - mrmystery (06/04/2016) [-]
Do you find that this whole political mess that's been going on lately has made your life more difficult?
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#145 - doctadoc (06/04/2016) [-]
The problem is that a lot of these Mexican-Americans are 3rd-4th generation. They only know so much about their heritage. I am second generation Honduran-American and I learned as much as I could from my father, but I don't know much. I can guarantee these cucks only know that Mexico is south from them.
#112 - anon (06/04/2016) [-]
Illegals work for cheap, your parents wouldnt be able to afford the food you eat without them
#302 - anon (06/06/2016) [-]
And tractors do the work of thousands of illegal immigrants, but you only gotta pay one guy.
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#150 - doctahhobo (06/04/2016) [-]
lol come out of anon and say that retarded shit. My mom worked as a nurse. My dad worked as a maintenance director at a nursing home and he employed LEGAL mexicans to work there. He refused to allow illegals to work because he felt those that went through the fucking process DESERVED the job. Yeah he knew he had to pay them more but he did not fucking care. America is a land of opportunity...or was....now it's just becoming a land of "Give me what I want or we riot." Like fucking children throwing temper tantrums.
#228 - anon (06/04/2016) [-]
Good thing your parents had the money to become a nurse and own a nursing home most lifes arent that smooth, Im tlaking about farms, the under-appreciated under-payed yet highly-needed work force. Want to see you get down and dirty with farm work.
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#252 - doctahhobo (06/04/2016) [-]
I have. Sheesh dude just because my parents had good jobs doesn't mean shit. I have 4 brothers. They needed good jobs to pay for our shit. So they got good jobs. Don't assume you know things because you think you do. You're fucking retarded. I left home when I was 18 and worked two jobs to support myself. Dish washer at Applebees and trust me I was like a sore thumb back there because people who couldn't speak a fucking lick of english outnumbered me. And during the morning I was a laborer for a construction crew. I know what it's like to get my hands dirty, most unlike you who probably is sitting in his mom's basement shoveling fistfuls of cheetos down that shit spewer you call a mouth while you browse image boards screaming Kony 2012 and aout "injustice" instead of doing your part for your community and hoping for a brighter tomorrow. But please, go ahead and tell me how I am racist because I believe illegals should fucking be kicked out with their anchor babies and have to go through the LEGAL PROCESS to get their fucking asses back in here.
#97 - terribletim (06/04/2016) [-]
and then they bring out the fucking flag, I'm a Mexican by heritage, but i consider myself an American first, it pisses me off to no end, when they bring out the Mexican flag, and do stupid shit like this, in America. most illegal immigrants are afraid to commit crimes, the few that do, get deported and must go through the deadly crossing again, which people routinely die from. I believe that we should go back to work visas and control it, so that we can at least do damage control to a situation which has no other answer, and perhaps after 10-20 years of service and a clean record you get a green card. I think if we build a wall, they are just going to routinely destroy it, costing basically a new wall every 4 years in repairs.
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#95 - mustaches (06/04/2016) [-]
Same, I'm a republican Mexican living in California. I'm surrounded by people that believe illegal immigrants shouldn't be deported and always claim that Trump is the biggest racist on the planet. The reasons why I don't mind Trump wanting to deport illegals is because they come here without papers, eventually acquire social security numbers and proper documents in order to benefit from the system. I know people who have done this just so they can benefit from our government. I just don't see how some people can claim Trump as a racist especially when their credibility is lowered since they are the most racist people I know (like the UCLA shooting, they immediately thought it was a white student and claimed that 95% of school shootings in the US are done by white people). But of course, as a "Mexican" I have to defend people from I country that my grandparents moved from and have never visited (because my parents don't want me to visit the family I do have in Mexico because they are insane and live in some of Mexico's most dangerous cities). If I dare speak an opinion that does not support illegal immigration, then I am labeled as a traitor to "my country" even though the only country I love and claim as mine is the United States. As for the violent protests that occur at Trump rallies, I can honestly say I'm disgusted by how people are reacting to others for supporting a man that they believe is the choice for America. Do I want Trump as president? No, because I don't agree with some of his economic plans but I do believe that Trump and anyone who supports Trump has the right to go to a rally without being assaulted or verbally abused because they are practicing their rights to an opinion.
#79 - meepleep (06/04/2016) [-]
Thank you, based Mexico-Man. If only your opinions were shared.
#88 - anon (06/04/2016) [-]
Am Mexico and agree
#72 - effthree (06/04/2016) [-]
Indeed friend, indeed
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#69 - jacklane (06/04/2016) [-]
I will marry you so you can stay over here
#70 - dragzerg (06/04/2016) [-]
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