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dragonzard

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Age: 19
Date Signed Up:7/04/2011
Last Login:8/28/2016
Location:El paso
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latest user's comments

#169366 - Why am i at the end of ur list 1/10 not amused 08/24/2016 on Nice Board :-) 0
#326 - Are you still active? 07/26/2016 on ashizzle's profile 0
#69 - Tell me why I always see that movie at Walmart and I always th… 12/24/2015 on White Countries +3
#75 - and the fact that this ***** kept breathing like what did he e… 12/19/2015 on edible 0
#278 - pls 10/10/2015 on Comment 4 spooky skeleton 0
#10 - Who else thinks he's 100x Better With His Hair like that &…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/25/2015 on Racist +4
#33 - bleachboi (07/26/2015) [-]
Yes, god. He looks so hot like that.
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#21 - donatelo (07/26/2015) [-]
you forgot to say no homo.
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#19 - feindmachines (07/26/2015) [-]
i like him better when he does stand up, he's fucking hilarious.
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#13 - megaton (07/25/2015) [-]
i like it better when he looks clean shaven or at least with slightly more well kept facial hair.
#9 - Donald for Spiderman.  [+] (9 new replies) 07/25/2015 on Racist +61
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#20 - kinginthenorthh (07/26/2015) [-]
HE'S BLACK, KILL HIM!
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#22 - yordles (07/26/2015) [-]
I caught what you were doing there.
#11 - anon (07/25/2015) [-]
Too old to be Miles, too black to be Peter.

He'd make a terrific Cyborg tho.
#28 - bakagaijin (07/26/2015) [-]
You do know that miles is based off of glover... right?
#10 - dragonzard (07/25/2015) [-]
Who else thinks he's 100x Better With His Hair like that & with the Beard.?
#33 - bleachboi (07/26/2015) [-]
Yes, god. He looks so hot like that.
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#21 - donatelo (07/26/2015) [-]
you forgot to say no homo.
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#19 - feindmachines (07/26/2015) [-]
i like him better when he does stand up, he's fucking hilarious.
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#13 - megaton (07/25/2015) [-]
i like it better when he looks clean shaven or at least with slightly more well kept facial hair.
#12 - "Nope." 07/25/2015 on D: 0
#260 - You guys don't feel anything when you bust?x) At lea…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2015 on Crunching numbers 0
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#261 - infinitereaper (07/25/2015) [-]
I don't. It's probably heavily related to my chronic pain but I'm sure plenty of it has to do with all the skin and nerves I lost. The combination never left me with a chance. It's quite depressing actually. I'd give anything to have my legitimate foreskin back. I've seen blow jobs with foreskin and they look like the absolute best.
#42 - It's not as cool as it seems. Apparently Girls Don't …  [+] (36 new replies) 07/24/2015 on Crunching numbers +20
#244 - Furubatsu (07/25/2015) [-]
That's a bold-face lie
#175 - anon (07/25/2015) [-]
I actually prefer foreskin...
#162 - bootyblaster (07/25/2015) [-]
Foreskin's the bomb m8 wtf are you on about

+ additional sensitivity for the missile polishing
+ protective shield against soaps for the tip of your sword
+ built in fleshlight
+ less need for lube
#169 - anon (07/25/2015) [-]
Uh you should still be using a mild soap to clean under the foreskin
#49 - anon (07/24/2015) [-]
Because they're gross.
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#47 - infinitereaper (07/24/2015) [-]
You know what I don't like? Not feeling anything when I cum.
Dicks are meant to have foreskin. Fuck women. Dicks look weird regardless.
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#260 - dragonzard (07/25/2015) [-]
You guys don't feel anything when you bust?x)
At least you guys get a girl to do it, everytime I get close the girl just says it's gross
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#261 - infinitereaper (07/25/2015) [-]
I don't. It's probably heavily related to my chronic pain but I'm sure plenty of it has to do with all the skin and nerves I lost. The combination never left me with a chance. It's quite depressing actually. I'd give anything to have my legitimate foreskin back. I've seen blow jobs with foreskin and they look like the absolute best.
#149 - anon (07/25/2015) [-]
Thats the idea. to fuck women.

Tard.
#56 - pridefulmatthew (07/24/2015) [-]
Dude if you don't feel anything when you cum that is bigger then just not having a foreskin, circumcision in no way removes all feeling. There is actually no proof at all that a circumcision makes you have less penile sensitivity at all.
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#168 - vigilum (07/25/2015) [-]
Yeah I'm totally not using my foreskin for extra stimulation when masturbating. And it totally doesn't feel fucking amazing when I get it just right
#165 - junkbumpkin (07/25/2015) [-]
Not sure why you're being thumbed down. I was circumcised and feel pretty fucking amazing when I cum. Pretty sure I had premature ejaculation for the first year i started having sex
#67 - anon (07/24/2015) [-]
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20,000~ nerve endings makes no difference in tactile sensation? That's a load of bullshit if I've ever heard one.
#180 - anon (07/25/2015) [-]
See...If it adds feeling I don't think I could handle not being snipped. Already get off quick enough, feels great. /shrug
#74 - alarubra (07/24/2015) [-]
#71 - pridefulmatthew (07/24/2015) [-]
#77 - anon (07/24/2015) [-]
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"First, it might be prudent to be skeptical about the exact number – average, or mean – cells on a foreskin. Maybe the number of nerve endings is accurate. But maybe, the number isn’t. What is certain is that more research is needed, research that can be replicated, and perhaps, research done on larger groups and over longer periods, since nerve cells, as we have learned previously, tend to decrease with age."

They say that the study is suspect. The number isn't really that important, the fact that nerves are lost was my point. I Also just noticed that you said that it doesn't remove all feeling. Which is true.
#179 - anon (07/25/2015) [-]
Let me just say this is one fucking weird roll
#192 - anon (07/25/2015) [-]
Let me just say that is one slow animal to not have escaped in the three second window that lumbering giant gave it.

Darwinist evolution: 1
Domestication: 0
#70 - anon (07/24/2015) [-]
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!
I wasn't logged in.
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#92 - shenro (07/24/2015) [-]
and you're still not logged in.
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#161 - aerosol (07/25/2015) [-]
To be fair, a lot of people get thumbed down for saying that right after they fuck up.
#197 - thrifty (07/25/2015) [-]
Yeah, when they log in.....
#69 - pridefulmatthew (07/24/2015) [-]
According to science it doesn't.
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#61 - infinitereaper (07/24/2015) [-]
a majority of the nerves are in the foreskin
its genital mutilation regardless
only around because of those filthy fucking jews
#239 - anon (07/25/2015) [-]
removal of the foreskin leads to exposure of the head and thus toughening of the exposed skin leading leading to further desensitisation as if the person was wearing 2 extra condoms
#230 - karenoniks (07/25/2015) [-]
Not even that, it was a campaign to reduce masturbation around the youth, disguised as "it will make you healthier", and "girls like cut dicks". So they stole jewish retarded genital mutilitation ritual just so guys are not gonna wank.
In reality it had nothing to do with health because you can just was your dick, and dick cheese was used as shock value. In reality it never forms. It forms when you don't wash yourself once a day (which you should, yelling dick cheese in cut debate is saying "I'm a filthy and a lazy person")
I can't say from experience, I would need a dick to say that, but my brother says he would never forgive our parents if he was cut, but he wasn't because where I love people are not retarded or jewish.
Girls that say they will never date an uncut guy are the worst people in the world. "I won't date you because you never mutilitated your penis", what a fucking basic bitch.
Curcimscision is disgusting, and people that do this to their young children are horrible parents that should never have a baby.
#64 - pridefulmatthew (07/24/2015) [-]
The majority of nerves are in the glans (head) of the penis, not the skin surrounding it. While it can be seen as such, and I agree that it shouldn't be removed on babies automatically like it is in America, is doesn't actually do anything to harm the sensitivity.

And in America at least you can't blame the Jews, it was main streamed because people in the 1880's-early 1900's believed it would stop kids from masturbating.

www.bloomenjoyyourself.com/sex-101/mens-sexual-anatomy

www.webmd.com/baby/news/20030430/circumcision-does-not-affect-sensitivity

www.livescience.com/27769-does-circumcision-reduce-sexual-pleasure.html

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23374102
#217 - chickenkitchen (07/25/2015) [-]
Holy shit you guys are ignorant. Look, I get that you are mad that mommy and daddy mutilated you and cut off a part of your dick without your consent, but you can't ignore the fact that there are a lot of nerve endings in the foreskin, also, it acts as a natural lubricant so you don't have to spit on your dick/use lube. So yes, foreskin does improve the overall feeling and sensation of masturbating/having sex.
#255 - pridefulmatthew (07/25/2015) [-]
I honestly don't care about being circumcised so I don't get why you are implying that I would, it doesn't really matter. I was just using facts that at this point state that difference in sensation isn't a lot.
#274 - chickenkitchen (07/25/2015) [-]
Stop being dickhurt, the foreskin is there for a reason. Not only does it improve the sensation but it also protects your penis head from the environment. As someone already pointed out, it's extremely painful for uncircumcised guys to run around with their foreskin not covering the head of the penis. And the facts state that difference is big, mainly because of the nerve endings and the fact that it acts as a natural lubricant, which I already pointed out. You can research more if you are interested, I am sure you'll find plenty of proof that uncircumcised sex>circumcised sex.
#196 - anon (07/25/2015) [-]
Yes, removing the proctective coating from the sensitive bits and thus exposing them to constant friction against the clothing and destroying the moist mucus membrane through constant exposure to air resulting in a dried out callous where your dick used to be does NOTHING to harm sensitivity. I'm sure it would have no effect on women if we sand-blasted their clits into dried out hardened skin rather than soft, wet tissue, right?
#208 - anon (07/25/2015) [-]
Here's a little homework assignment for you to expand on this. For science, I'd like you to find a picture of the glans of an uncircumcised penis and compare it to that of a circumcised one. You can clearly see from a casual glance that one is clearly more sensitive than the other without even considering the nerves of the foreskin itself.
An uncircumcised man would consider it excruciating to peel back his foreskin and go for a jog. It would be torture to expose his most sensitive part to that kind of constant rubbing from the dry, rough cloth of his underwear and he would likely require some ointment to treat the agonizing chafing that would occur from more than a few minutes of this destructive process.
So how exactly can you sit there and say that the leathery, weather-beaten thing that passes for the reproductive organ of a man who has been mutilated against his will has suffered no loss of sensation?
#135 - anon (07/25/2015) [-]
They wanted kids to stop mssturbating, noticed Jewish boys never do it, figured it must be because of the foreskin
#66 - pridefulmatthew (07/24/2015) [-]
Well you can't blame the Jews for making it popular at least. For the act itself you can. Most likely
#63 - tripleskit (07/24/2015) [-]
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**tripleskit rolled image** damn jews...