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#2525 - ***** ples  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2014 on dragonzard's profile 0
User avatar #2526 - fistfireace (02/22/2014) [-]
I found a movie about horny Christian girls looking to fuck guys that look like Jesus.
#2523 - ***** I haven't logged in a long time; needed to …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/22/2014 on dragonzard's profile 0
User avatar #2524 - fistfireace (02/22/2014) [-]
Excuses, excuses. You need not to do that.
User avatar #2525 - dragonzard (02/22/2014) [-]
Nigga ples
User avatar #2526 - fistfireace (02/22/2014) [-]
I found a movie about horny Christian girls looking to fuck guys that look like Jesus.
#2520 - This is why I love you omg<3  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2014 on dragonzard's profile 0
#2521 - anon (02/17/2014) [-]
I shall make a new account titled, "dragonzardsmybitch". K?
#737 - Crucifix, baby, I love you and Imma miss you a lot bro :c … 02/17/2014 on crucifix's profile 0
#2484 - Am I going to fast :c 01/25/2014 on dragonzard's profile 0
#2481 - Why Can't my girlfriends be like this!? *Pulls down your u…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/25/2014 on dragonzard's profile 0
User avatar #2482 - cookiecoketwo (01/25/2014) [-]
woah man.
User avatar #2484 - dragonzard (01/25/2014) [-]
Am I going to fast :c
#2477 - Homo for me, but it won't be homo for you if u say 'no homo' …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/25/2014 on dragonzard's profile 0
User avatar #2479 - cookiecoketwo (01/25/2014) [-]
Ah, lets fuck!
User avatar #2481 - dragonzard (01/25/2014) [-]
Why Can't my girlfriends be like this!?
*Pulls down your underwear with my teeth*
User avatar #2482 - cookiecoketwo (01/25/2014) [-]
woah man.
User avatar #2484 - dragonzard (01/25/2014) [-]
Am I going to fast :c
#2472 - Let's make love  [+] (6 new replies) 01/25/2014 on dragonzard's profile 0
User avatar #2475 - cookiecoketwo (01/25/2014) [-]
Woah!

No homo?
User avatar #2477 - dragonzard (01/25/2014) [-]
Homo for me, but it won't be homo for you if u say 'no homo'
Remember, kids!
what's new?
User avatar #2479 - cookiecoketwo (01/25/2014) [-]
Ah, lets fuck!
User avatar #2481 - dragonzard (01/25/2014) [-]
Why Can't my girlfriends be like this!?
*Pulls down your underwear with my teeth*
User avatar #2482 - cookiecoketwo (01/25/2014) [-]
woah man.
User avatar #2484 - dragonzard (01/25/2014) [-]
Am I going to fast :c
#2469 - Sup my ****** how u been, buddy!?  [+] (8 new replies) 01/25/2014 on dragonzard's profile 0
User avatar #2470 - cookiecoketwo (01/25/2014) [-]
Bored
User avatar #2472 - dragonzard (01/25/2014) [-]
Let's make love
User avatar #2475 - cookiecoketwo (01/25/2014) [-]
Woah!

No homo?
User avatar #2477 - dragonzard (01/25/2014) [-]
Homo for me, but it won't be homo for you if u say 'no homo'
Remember, kids!
what's new?
User avatar #2479 - cookiecoketwo (01/25/2014) [-]
Ah, lets fuck!
User avatar #2481 - dragonzard (01/25/2014) [-]
Why Can't my girlfriends be like this!?
*Pulls down your underwear with my teeth*
User avatar #2482 - cookiecoketwo (01/25/2014) [-]
woah man.
User avatar #2484 - dragonzard (01/25/2014) [-]
Am I going to fast :c

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#2206 - dragonzard (10/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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Why, Hello There!
Welcome to my profile, thanks for stalking me!
Here, have your complimentary cookie, feel free to stalk again!
#2529 - fistfireace (09/28/2014) [-]
I've read your status. Are you back or something?
#2528 - smokeythbear (09/18/2014) [-]
I remember when you and I shared porn. Good times
I remember when you and I shared porn. Good times
#2527 - fistfireace (05/22/2014) [-]
RIP dragonzard, may you rest in Pepsi.
User avatar #2522 - fistfireace (02/22/2014) [-]
About time you accept.. ****** .
User avatar #2523 to #2522 - dragonzard (02/22/2014) [-]
***** I haven't logged in a long time; needed to check my profile.
Feg.
User avatar #2524 to #2523 - fistfireace (02/22/2014) [-]
Excuses, excuses. You need not to do that.
User avatar #2526 to #2525 - fistfireace (02/22/2014) [-]
I found a movie about horny Christian girls looking to **** guys that look like Jesus.
#2519 - anon (02/17/2014) [-]
I AM NOW 2scard2login ANONYMOUS!!
TIME TO ******** .

-crucifix.
User avatar #2520 to #2519 - dragonzard (02/17/2014) [-]
This is why I love you omg<3
#2521 to #2520 - anon (02/17/2014) [-]
I shall make a new account titled, "dragonzardsmybitch". K?
User avatar #2468 - cookiecoketwo (01/25/2014) [-]
Yo, mah ****** !
User avatar #2469 to #2468 - dragonzard (01/25/2014) [-]
Sup my ****** how u been, buddy!?
User avatar #2472 to #2470 - dragonzard (01/25/2014) [-]
Let's make love
User avatar #2475 to #2472 - cookiecoketwo (01/25/2014) [-]
Woah!

No homo?
User avatar #2477 to #2475 - dragonzard (01/25/2014) [-]
Homo for me, but it won't be homo for you if u say 'no homo'
Remember, kids!
what's new?
User avatar #2481 to #2479 - dragonzard (01/25/2014) [-]
Why Can't my girlfriends be like this!?
*Pulls down your underwear with my teeth*
User avatar #2482 to #2481 - cookiecoketwo (01/25/2014) [-]
woah man.
User avatar #2484 to #2482 - dragonzard (01/25/2014) [-]
Am I going to fast :c
#2461 - tooruichii (01/16/2014) [-]
Hey, faggot.
User avatar #2462 to #2461 - dragonzard (01/16/2014) [-]
Crucifix?
#2463 to #2462 - tooruichii (01/16/2014) [-]
No, my name is Tooru Ichii.   Just kidding, yes, it is I: your Lord and Savior, Crucifix.
No, my name is Tooru Ichii. Just kidding, yes, it is I: your Lord and Savior, Crucifix.
User avatar #2464 to #2463 - dragonzard (01/16/2014) [-]
I could just tell.
#2465 to #2464 - tooruichii (01/16/2014) [-]
Is it because I called you a faggot?
Is it because I called you a faggot?
User avatar #2466 to #2465 - dragonzard (01/16/2014) [-]
Yes, and Anime, and Name.
So, Yes.
User avatar #2467 to #2466 - tooruichii (01/16/2014) [-]
Damn you, vile villain. Just kidding. Can I ask you for an opinion on something?
#2426 - DemonMatt (01/03/2014) [-]
I did this in Sleeping Dogs and laughed for 10 minutes.
User avatar #2428 to #2427 - dragonzard (01/05/2014) [-]
**** ye canada
mexico is better
yes
User avatar #2379 - xxkillionarexx (01/02/2014) [-]
Im here for that cookie
User avatar #2382 to #2379 - dragonzard (01/02/2014) [-]
Is this a sexual referance
User avatar #2385 to #2383 - dragonzard (01/02/2014) [-]
Yes, I accept.
Take my body, do what you wish with it.
#2386 to #2385 - xxkillionarexx (01/02/2014) [-]
**xxkillionarexx sips cola**
User avatar #2387 to #2386 - dragonzard (01/02/2014) [-]
is that you?
User avatar #2391 to #2389 - dragonzard (01/02/2014) [-]
You sexy mother ****** .
You look a LOT like my friend, from middle school, Haven't seen him since the last day of 8th grade, until friday, which is a HUGE Coincidence.
Well, ur smexy <3
User avatar #2394 to #2391 - xxkillionarexx (01/02/2014) [-]
gee I hope irwincardozo doesn't come in here and rape us
User avatar #2403 to #2394 - irwincardozo (01/02/2014) [-]
dafax going on
User avatar #2404 to #2403 - xxkillionarexx (01/02/2014) [-]
The usual
User avatar #2405 to #2404 - irwincardozo (01/02/2014) [-]
hold my pingus, now
User avatar #2395 to #2394 - dragonzard (01/02/2014) [-]
Gee, I hope we doesn't
I TOTALLY WOULD NOT ENJOY THAT.
And since when are you and my buddy friends? :o
User avatar #2406 to #2395 - xxkillionarexx (01/02/2014) [-]
*holds your pingus*
User avatar #2396 to #2395 - xxkillionarexx (01/02/2014) [-]
We've been friends you dummy
User avatar #2397 to #2396 - dragonzard (01/02/2014) [-]
Irwi he called me a dummy protect me /.\
#2398 to #2397 - xxkillionarexx (01/02/2014) [-]
NO ONE CAN SAVE YOU
#2399 to #2398 - dragonzard (01/02/2014) [-]
D:   
 Not even a Taco offering?
D:
Not even a Taco offering?
User avatar #2400 to #2399 - xxkillionarexx (01/02/2014) [-]
*offers taco*

***** , I am Mexican
User avatar #2401 to #2400 - dragonzard (01/02/2014) [-]
***** , you're mexican an I didn't know.
how does this happy.
i too am of the hispanic and native american decent!
User avatar #2402 to #2401 - xxkillionarexx (01/02/2014) [-]
I am Mexican, Swedish, German, Russian, English, Australian, Polish, Native American and Scandinavian.



But mostly Mexican. Im half
User avatar #2407 to #2402 - dragonzard (01/02/2014) [-]
Bro im sorry computer is failing it will only work for a minute or two so I BOTHERED THIS MUCH TO SAY GOODBYE SO APPRETIATE ME, YOU SEXY BEAST
User avatar #2408 to #2407 - dragonzard (01/02/2014) [-]
Goodbye, Buddy, and goodnight, tomorrow we'll talk, yeah?
Bye Buddy!
You too, Crucifix !
User avatar #2411 to #2408 - xxkillionarexx (01/02/2014) [-]
Sure!! Cya!!!!!!!!!
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User avatar #2334 to #2333 - dragonzard (12/31/2013) [-]
Foreal?
That's sweet, bud!
How much was your total?
You either got a great price, or stupid people like me pay too much... /.\
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User avatar #2336 to #2335 - dragonzard (12/31/2013) [-]
Damn, I played that for a single GAME....
Lucky, and they sell them at stores?
I can only find them at Swap Meets and Downtown mini markets...
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#2338 to #2337 - dragonzard (12/31/2013) [-]
&gt;Battletoads.   
laughing.jpg   
But no Pokeman Gamez?   
Dude, you're so missing out.   
It is a great game, even though some are annoying...   
But other than that, would you ever concider playing/buying a pokemon game?   
I suggest you concider.
>Battletoads.
laughing.jpg
But no Pokeman Gamez?
Dude, you're so missing out.
It is a great game, even though some are annoying...
But other than that, would you ever concider playing/buying a pokemon game?
I suggest you concider.
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#2340 to #2339 - dragonzard (12/31/2013) [-]
You poor being.   
So how was your day, besides the obviose of greatness.
You poor being.
So how was your day, besides the obviose of greatness.
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User avatar #2342 to #2341 - dragonzard (12/31/2013) [-]
I should concider doing that someday,
but my guitar and guitar care take up too much space in my tiny room. :c
What do you do about your basses?
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User avatar #2344 to #2343 - dragonzard (12/31/2013) [-]
I got a small room :c
I'm thinking about buying a guitar stander thing to let it stand.
But Idk where to gets them :/
Also, need a Capo, didn't know they were important in a lot of songs /.\
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User avatar #2346 to #2345 - dragonzard (12/31/2013) [-]
But do bass players get 20+ girls every night?
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User avatar #2348 to #2347 - dragonzard (12/31/2013) [-]
Lol, Yeah, but we can get more...
If the ******* singer shares....
Singers put little to no effort compared to Drumers/Guitarists.
Lel didn't mention bassist.
User avatar #2349 to #2348 - dragonzard (12/31/2013) [-]
I was just kidding :c
User avatar #2319 - dragonzard (12/28/2013) [-]
Cookiecoketwo New Thread!
And well, I guess...
But, damn, nothing compares to this one girl's eyes<3
Ughhhh, damn<3333
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#2321 to #2320 - dragonzard (12/28/2013) [-]
I can't call her "Mine", and that kills me....
But She's kinda like, Popular at school, get's at least 50 Likes on her Pics on Facebook, and like, every guy flirts with her and it kills me /.\
I miss this one special day, it was just me and her walking around in school, no guy bothered her, and some girls said hi to me, but that didn't really matter.
We were together without any interuption, and she ran up to me and hugged me for the first time in forever (I told you about this yesterday)
It was just perfect.
Pic related, it's what it felt like.
Defenatly didn't LOOK like this, though.
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User avatar #2323 to #2322 - dragonzard (12/28/2013) [-]
Awwwehh,
Wait, don't you have a girlfriend?
Wait, aren't you trying to get with 4'9, too?
*Gasps!* Many Secrets, wow!
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User avatar #2325 to #2324 - dragonzard (12/28/2013) [-]
Well, don't we all?
When I was young, I stole my sisters DS and sold it.
I really feel bad about it, but she never used it, anyways.
She didn't even realize it was lost until a few weeks/months later.
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User avatar #2327 to #2326 - dragonzard (12/28/2013) [-]
Wait, school fight, and NO ONE saw?
Do you live in alaska or something
and how can one easily break a kids arms and legs?
so many questions, so little- oh look, I found my Guitar Pic.
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User avatar #2329 to #2328 - dragonzard (12/28/2013) [-]
Now I see how.
BTW, Texas-fag here.
Mexican, if in case you haven't noticed for some odd reason, yet.
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User avatar #2331 to #2330 - dragonzard (12/28/2013) [-]
I wish I had that /.\
I think I'm like, a few pounds over weight, but when I look in the mirror, I have some muscle in my chest, and stronger than about half my class so I'm pretty much your average guy, except I used to be weird and socially awkward last year.
And People hated me, because I hated them for being Swagfags and because I ain't afraid to call them out. You know?
So, Everyone likes me, except Freshmans from my old school.
And that's basically all about me...
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#2296 - dragonzard (12/28/2013) [-]
Cookiecoketwo, why don't we talk here?
I find it easier!.,
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#2298 to #2297 - dragonzard (12/28/2013) [-]
Wow, such anger, very food, many kat.
wow
Btw, do you like doctor whom/
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User avatar #2300 to #2299 - dragonzard (12/28/2013) [-]
English is, why doest thou ask?
And that IS a ******* cat.
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User avatar #2302 to #2301 - dragonzard (12/28/2013) [-]
Well, some people say it's grammatically correct as "Doctor Whom".
and I liek how it sounds :p
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User avatar #2304 to #2303 - dragonzard (12/28/2013) [-]
Accustic, I kinda suck though.
I just started on November, but been getting better and better.
How long have you been playing Bass/
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#2307 to #2305 - dragonzard (12/28/2013) [-]
Damn, You made me feel.
You're a good guy for remembering her, not many guys our age do that...
And, I don't have a name for my guitar, don't know how to name her, or where to start...
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User avatar #2309 to #2308 - dragonzard (12/28/2013) [-]
But, let's say, I name her Natalie.
Wouldn't it be awkward if I play her a song, and say it's a Natalie?
Or, if I wanna play for a Jazmine,
"Hey, Can I play a song for you on Natalie?"
That's my main worry /.\
Also, You're smart for thinking that, thanks.
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User avatar #2311 to #2310 - dragonzard (12/28/2013) [-]
Imma just convince her to tell me to name it her name.
Like, Chit Chat, mention my guitar, how it doesn't have a name,
then be like she doesn't have a name, it's a she.
And joke around and say Imma name my guitar Jazmine,
and whatnot, maybe throw in a few compliments.
They're both beautiful, and I love the voice on them.
She'll loves it <3
That .gif is me trying to flirt.
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User avatar #2313 to #2312 - dragonzard (12/28/2013) [-]
You only play bass notes on it?
Or do you play guitar notes too?
I don't know much about basses, so sorry if I am being the dumb /.\
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User avatar #2315 to #2314 - dragonzard (12/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's me.
Well, the OKAY version of me.
I look more rachet when I don't to my hair and don't wear glasses, because I have ugly eyes, and a bad haircut. /.\
What about you? Is the gif on your profile pic you?
(I know it's not, just playing)
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#2317 to #2316 - dragonzard (12/28/2013) [-]
Rachet is a word us black fold down south use.
Me, No Glasses, Hair undone... /.\
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#2265 to #2264 - dragonzard (12/28/2013) [-]
I know I haven't.
And I really wish you wouldn't have had.
But, I've seen people I love die, that's sad, but what you wen through, is unimaginable.
I would really, litterally die if I would go through that with her, I would die.
Because she's so special to me, and if that happened while she was with me, I would feel... Broken...
I would have done anything to protect her, but if they got away with it...
I would just die....
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User avatar #2267 to #2266 - dragonzard (12/28/2013) [-]
How old are you?
I'm 15, My birthday is in 5 Months.
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User avatar #2269 to #2268 - dragonzard (12/28/2013) [-]
You're FOURTEEN?
Wow, You're That Tall, went through all that, and you're bearly FOURTEEN?...
Damn, man...
I don't know how you were strong enough for what happened to her, to you...
Emotional scars are the ones that hurt the most...
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User avatar #2273 to #2272 - dragonzard (12/28/2013) [-]
Well, I drink.
I drunk when me and my ex broke up.
I drunk when I found out she was dating my best friend.
I drunk a lot of times when I was sad.
I really don't know how you managed....
You're really strong, for not doing any...
Well, You know, stupid stuff.....
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User avatar #2275 to #2274 - dragonzard (12/28/2013) [-]
I wasn't gonna do anything about that.
I just felt Rage, Anger, Jealousy, I felt so much hatred inside me...
I just wanted to literally kill him, I just wanted everything to end.
All of Space and Time.
What really made me hate her was that,
I gave her my heart, I spoiled her, and just loved her so much.
I wanted to marry her, and she would be perfect when we're alone, but when we're out with a friend of hers, she'd kinda ignore me, and talk more to her, and whatnot.
Then, I left for a while one day, and she said I left her alone with her friend and left home, when I told her I was going to buy a drink, and she ignored me.
And my friend is a total dickhead.
He beat up her brother, none of her friends like him, and is tatted up everywhere.
When they were dating, he had about 5 hickeys, and had other 20 hoes in his phone.
And Names her "Hoe 19 Kim"
And she still dated him, and let him grab her ass, and I heard a lot of other stuff.... A LOT.....
If you look in my profile on FB, I would only post stuff about her, pics with her name on my hand, and everything.
And she still dated him.
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User avatar #2277 to #2276 - dragonzard (12/28/2013) [-]
Lol, I know, right.
Speechless, but, it's over, it's BEEN over.
Well, hey, you're a good person to talk too.
Wanna Add me here?
Maybe we can talk again sometime soon, you're a good man.
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#2260 - anonymousbrony (12/26/2013) [-]
Merry Christmas!
User avatar #2261 to #2260 - dragonzard (12/26/2013) [-]
Haha, Merry Christmas to you too, bro!<3
Hope you have had a FANTASTIC Day!
I know I did<3
User avatar #2262 to #2261 - anonymousbrony (12/26/2013) [-]
I had a lot of fun, mostly talking with friends and making plans to hang out. My Christmas hasn't been the original festive stuff for years but I still enjoy it.
What did you do?
#2263 to #2262 - dragonzard (12/26/2013) [-]
Borning stuff, ate food, and got money, because presents are for the young only in out family... :/
But, It was a great amount of money (200), and I got THIS! <3
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#2209 to #2208 - dragonzard (11/13/2013) [-]
Oh, Kinky. ;)   
And well, High, How YOU doin', Smexy?
Oh, Kinky. ;)
And well, High, How YOU doin', Smexy?
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User avatar #2211 to #2210 - dragonzard (11/14/2013) [-]
You feel like busting a load of water out of your mouth?
Just kidding, why you feeling blue?
User avatar #2182 - applebucker (10/22/2013) [-]
I've had 6, I believe.
User avatar #2183 to #2182 - dragonzard (10/22/2013) [-]
Yup, You've had more than me.
You must be some sexyass ***** , huh?
User avatar #2184 to #2183 - applebucker (10/22/2013) [-]
I forgot, I've never showed you what I look like. Give me a second, I think I have like one picture of me somewhere.
User avatar #2185 to #2184 - dragonzard (10/22/2013) [-]
ERHMAH GERD, ERMAHGERD, ERHMAHGERD. IMMA SEE YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER. YES. YES. MY LIFELONG DREAM, COMING TRUE.<3!
#2186 to #2185 - applebucker (10/22/2013) [-]
I didn't have one anywhere so I took one just for you <3
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User avatar #2205 to #2204 - applebucker (10/23/2013) [-]
I'm glad you're amused.
User avatar #2187 to #2186 - dragonzard (10/22/2013) [-]
Awwwww, Just for ME?
Johnny you are a sexy bastard you!<3
I love you face.
I love you in general.
Marry me?
User avatar #2188 to #2187 - applebucker (10/22/2013) [-]
Yes, just for you And thank you, I'm blushing. I love you too, we're totally getting married.
User avatar #2190 to #2188 - dragonzard (10/22/2013) [-]
Yes, Alons-sy!
Let's go get married<3
Who needs woman, anyway?
User avatar #2189 to #2188 - dragonzard (10/22/2013) [-]
.... Kimberly used to make me blush... A lot...
With a simple "I love you" ohhhh my god... That would make my day I remember wanting to kiss her right there....
User avatar #2191 to #2189 - applebucker (10/22/2013) [-]
I'm imagining you blushing, it's adorable.
User avatar #2192 to #2191 - dragonzard (10/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, I imagine it to be adorable too.
Too bad it looks fugly.
Like, I imagine myself being this cool looking guy with a nice smile, some shades, and rosey cheeks and my hands in my pocket like the awkard guy I am.
But no, I look, HIDEOUS.
D:
User avatar #2193 to #2192 - applebucker (10/22/2013) [-]
You're not fugly though! I think you're beautiful.
#2194 to #2193 - dragonzard (10/22/2013) [-]
*Blushes Internally*
:3
User avatar #2195 to #2194 - applebucker (10/22/2013) [-]
Ah, remember how we first met?
User avatar #2196 to #2195 - dragonzard (10/22/2013) [-]
Yessss, You sent me a message saying we have some stuff in common, of course!
:s
User avatar #2197 to #2196 - applebucker (10/22/2013) [-]
Lol, and then we got into a discussion about CoD. Because I hated it extremely at the time, and your profile said you liked it so I wanted to talk about it. I'm so glad I sent that message.
User avatar #2198 to #2197 - dragonzard (10/22/2013) [-]
Imagine if you hadn't D:
I cringe a little just thinking about it </3
User avatar #2199 to #2198 - applebucker (10/22/2013) [-]
That thought actually made me tear up a little.
User avatar #2200 to #2199 - dragonzard (10/22/2013) [-]
I love you, boo!
User avatar #2201 to #2200 - applebucker (10/22/2013) [-]
I love you too. I'm so glad I have you in my life, I really am.
User avatar #2202 to #2201 - dragonzard (10/22/2013) [-]
We should, buy a buss, and go on a road trip.
Just you and me.
Maybe some girls so it wouldn't be so homo.
Although, I wouldn't be against the homo.
User avatar #2203 to #2202 - applebucker (10/22/2013) [-]
The women could be there to make us sandwiches in between our ******* sessions!
User avatar #2173 - jingleforth (10/05/2013) [-]
hello my friend
User avatar #2174 to #2173 - dragonzard (10/05/2013) [-]
Hey Smexy, how you doin'?
User avatar #2172 to #2171 - dragonzard (10/05/2013) [-]
***** , We haven't talked in months.
And you tell me Grill Cheese, ***** .
I love the .Jif though.
***** how you been?
User avatar #2175 to #2172 - xxkillionarexx (10/07/2013) [-]
Been good *****
I love grilled cheese *****
How you been ***** ?
I missed you *****
User avatar #2176 to #2175 - dragonzard (10/08/2013) [-]
**** ***** , I just realized I said " ***** " Too much in on that last one xD
Good ***** ,
Missed you too ***** .
My turtle said hi ***** .
User avatar #2177 to #2176 - xxkillionarexx (10/09/2013) [-]
***** , you can never say ***** too much *****
Im glad *****
I missed you more *****
My girlfriend and my snake and my dog said hi *****
User avatar #2178 to #2177 - dragonzard (10/10/2013) [-]
You're still with your girlfriend my ***** ?
Or is this a new girlfriend, ***** ?
And you're right ***** ,
You CAN'T say ***** too much, ***** .
User avatar #2179 to #2178 - xxkillionarexx (10/15/2013) [-]
Same girlfriend *********
Been almost 11 months GigaNiga
I know I'm right ********* :3
User avatar #2180 to #2179 - dragonzard (10/16/2013) [-]
Would you ever consider cheating on her with me, babe? ;*
User avatar #2181 to #2180 - xxkillionarexx (10/16/2013) [-]
I wouldn't want to hurt her....
THREESOME
User avatar #2152 - dragonzard (10/04/2013) [-]
Irwincardozo , applebucker . Report yourselves.
User avatar #2153 to #2152 - irwincardozo (10/04/2013) [-]
hey im here
User avatar #2154 to #2153 - dragonzard (10/04/2013) [-]
GOOD NOW START A CONVERSATION.
OR SOMETHING.
User avatar #2155 to #2154 - irwincardozo (10/04/2013) [-]
my bum is on your lips
User avatar #2156 to #2155 - dragonzard (10/04/2013) [-]
How big baby how big
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