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dragonzard

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#10 - Who else thinks he's 100x Better With His Hair like that &…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/25/2015 on Racist +4
#33 - bleachboi (07/26/2015) [-]
Yes, god. He looks so hot like that.
User avatar #21 - donatelo (07/26/2015) [-]
you forgot to say no homo.
User avatar #19 - feindmachines (07/26/2015) [-]
i like him better when he does stand up, he's fucking hilarious.
User avatar #13 - megaton (07/25/2015) [-]
i like it better when he looks clean shaven or at least with slightly more well kept facial hair.
#9 - Donald for Spiderman.  [+] (9 new replies) 07/25/2015 on Racist +61
User avatar #20 - kinginthenorthh (07/26/2015) [-]
HE'S BLACK, KILL HIM!
User avatar #22 - yordles (07/26/2015) [-]
I caught what you were doing there.
#11 - anon (07/25/2015) [-]
Too old to be Miles, too black to be Peter.

He'd make a terrific Cyborg tho.
#28 - bakagaijin (07/26/2015) [-]
You do know that miles is based off of glover... right?
#10 - dragonzard (07/25/2015) [-]
Who else thinks he's 100x Better With His Hair like that & with the Beard.?
#33 - bleachboi (07/26/2015) [-]
Yes, god. He looks so hot like that.
User avatar #21 - donatelo (07/26/2015) [-]
you forgot to say no homo.
User avatar #19 - feindmachines (07/26/2015) [-]
i like him better when he does stand up, he's fucking hilarious.
User avatar #13 - megaton (07/25/2015) [-]
i like it better when he looks clean shaven or at least with slightly more well kept facial hair.
#12 - "Nope." 07/25/2015 on D: 0
#260 - You guys don't feel anything when you bust?x) At lea…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2015 on Crunching numbers 0
User avatar #261 - infinitereaper (07/25/2015) [-]
I don't. It's probably heavily related to my chronic pain but I'm sure plenty of it has to do with all the skin and nerves I lost. The combination never left me with a chance. It's quite depressing actually. I'd give anything to have my legitimate foreskin back. I've seen blow jobs with foreskin and they look like the absolute best.
#42 - It's not as cool as it seems. Apparently Girls Don't …  [+] (36 new replies) 07/24/2015 on Crunching numbers +20
#244 - Furubatsu (07/25/2015) [-]
That's a bold-face lie
#175 - anon (07/25/2015) [-]
I actually prefer foreskin...
#162 - bootyblaster (07/25/2015) [-]
Foreskin's the bomb m8 wtf are you on about

+ additional sensitivity for the missile polishing
+ protective shield against soaps for the tip of your sword
+ built in fleshlight
+ less need for lube
#169 - anon (07/25/2015) [-]
Uh you should still be using a mild soap to clean under the foreskin
#49 - anon (07/24/2015) [-]
Because they're gross.
User avatar #47 - infinitereaper (07/24/2015) [-]
You know what I don't like? Not feeling anything when I cum.
Dicks are meant to have foreskin. Fuck women. Dicks look weird regardless.
User avatar #260 - dragonzard (07/25/2015) [-]
You guys don't feel anything when you bust?x)
At least you guys get a girl to do it, everytime I get close the girl just says it's gross
User avatar #261 - infinitereaper (07/25/2015) [-]
I don't. It's probably heavily related to my chronic pain but I'm sure plenty of it has to do with all the skin and nerves I lost. The combination never left me with a chance. It's quite depressing actually. I'd give anything to have my legitimate foreskin back. I've seen blow jobs with foreskin and they look like the absolute best.
#149 - anon (07/25/2015) [-]
Thats the idea. to fuck women.

Tard.
#56 - pridefulmatthew (07/24/2015) [-]
Dude if you don't feel anything when you cum that is bigger then just not having a foreskin, circumcision in no way removes all feeling. There is actually no proof at all that a circumcision makes you have less penile sensitivity at all.
User avatar #168 - vigilum (07/25/2015) [-]
Yeah I'm totally not using my foreskin for extra stimulation when masturbating. And it totally doesn't feel fucking amazing when I get it just right
#165 - junkbumpkin (07/25/2015) [-]
Not sure why you're being thumbed down. I was circumcised and feel pretty fucking amazing when I cum. Pretty sure I had premature ejaculation for the first year i started having sex
#67 - anon (07/24/2015) [-]
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20,000~ nerve endings makes no difference in tactile sensation? That's a load of bullshit if I've ever heard one.
#180 - anon (07/25/2015) [-]
See...If it adds feeling I don't think I could handle not being snipped. Already get off quick enough, feels great. /shrug
#74 - alarubra (07/24/2015) [-]
#71 - pridefulmatthew (07/24/2015) [-]
#77 - anon (07/24/2015) [-]
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"First, it might be prudent to be skeptical about the exact number – average, or mean – cells on a foreskin. Maybe the number of nerve endings is accurate. But maybe, the number isn’t. What is certain is that more research is needed, research that can be replicated, and perhaps, research done on larger groups and over longer periods, since nerve cells, as we have learned previously, tend to decrease with age."

They say that the study is suspect. The number isn't really that important, the fact that nerves are lost was my point. I Also just noticed that you said that it doesn't remove all feeling. Which is true.
#179 - anon (07/25/2015) [-]
Let me just say this is one fucking weird roll
#192 - anon (07/25/2015) [-]
Let me just say that is one slow animal to not have escaped in the three second window that lumbering giant gave it.

Darwinist evolution: 1
Domestication: 0
#70 - anon (07/24/2015) [-]
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!
I wasn't logged in.
User avatar #92 - shenro (07/24/2015) [-]
and you're still not logged in.
User avatar #161 - aerosol (07/25/2015) [-]
To be fair, a lot of people get thumbed down for saying that right after they fuck up.
#197 - thrifty (07/25/2015) [-]
Yeah, when they log in.....
#69 - pridefulmatthew (07/24/2015) [-]
According to science it doesn't.
User avatar #61 - infinitereaper (07/24/2015) [-]
a majority of the nerves are in the foreskin
its genital mutilation regardless
only around because of those filthy fucking jews
#239 - anon (07/25/2015) [-]
removal of the foreskin leads to exposure of the head and thus toughening of the exposed skin leading leading to further desensitisation as if the person was wearing 2 extra condoms
#230 - karenoniks (07/25/2015) [-]
Not even that, it was a campaign to reduce masturbation around the youth, disguised as "it will make you healthier", and "girls like cut dicks". So they stole jewish retarded genital mutilitation ritual just so guys are not gonna wank.
In reality it had nothing to do with health because you can just was your dick, and dick cheese was used as shock value. In reality it never forms. It forms when you don't wash yourself once a day (which you should, yelling dick cheese in cut debate is saying "I'm a filthy and a lazy person")
I can't say from experience, I would need a dick to say that, but my brother says he would never forgive our parents if he was cut, but he wasn't because where I love people are not retarded or jewish.
Girls that say they will never date an uncut guy are the worst people in the world. "I won't date you because you never mutilitated your penis", what a fucking basic bitch.
Curcimscision is disgusting, and people that do this to their young children are horrible parents that should never have a baby.
#64 - pridefulmatthew (07/24/2015) [-]
The majority of nerves are in the glans (head) of the penis, not the skin surrounding it. While it can be seen as such, and I agree that it shouldn't be removed on babies automatically like it is in America, is doesn't actually do anything to harm the sensitivity.

And in America at least you can't blame the Jews, it was main streamed because people in the 1880's-early 1900's believed it would stop kids from masturbating.

www.bloomenjoyyourself.com/sex-101/mens-sexual-anatomy

www.webmd.com/baby/news/20030430/circumcision-does-not-affect-sensitivity

www.livescience.com/27769-does-circumcision-reduce-sexual-pleasure.html

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23374102
#217 - chickenkitchen (07/25/2015) [-]
Holy shit you guys are ignorant. Look, I get that you are mad that mommy and daddy mutilated you and cut off a part of your dick without your consent, but you can't ignore the fact that there are a lot of nerve endings in the foreskin, also, it acts as a natural lubricant so you don't have to spit on your dick/use lube. So yes, foreskin does improve the overall feeling and sensation of masturbating/having sex.
#255 - pridefulmatthew (07/25/2015) [-]
I honestly don't care about being circumcised so I don't get why you are implying that I would, it doesn't really matter. I was just using facts that at this point state that difference in sensation isn't a lot.
#274 - chickenkitchen (07/25/2015) [-]
Stop being dickhurt, the foreskin is there for a reason. Not only does it improve the sensation but it also protects your penis head from the environment. As someone already pointed out, it's extremely painful for uncircumcised guys to run around with their foreskin not covering the head of the penis. And the facts state that difference is big, mainly because of the nerve endings and the fact that it acts as a natural lubricant, which I already pointed out. You can research more if you are interested, I am sure you'll find plenty of proof that uncircumcised sex>circumcised sex.
#196 - anon (07/25/2015) [-]
Yes, removing the proctective coating from the sensitive bits and thus exposing them to constant friction against the clothing and destroying the moist mucus membrane through constant exposure to air resulting in a dried out callous where your dick used to be does NOTHING to harm sensitivity. I'm sure it would have no effect on women if we sand-blasted their clits into dried out hardened skin rather than soft, wet tissue, right?
#208 - anon (07/25/2015) [-]
Here's a little homework assignment for you to expand on this. For science, I'd like you to find a picture of the glans of an uncircumcised penis and compare it to that of a circumcised one. You can clearly see from a casual glance that one is clearly more sensitive than the other without even considering the nerves of the foreskin itself.
An uncircumcised man would consider it excruciating to peel back his foreskin and go for a jog. It would be torture to expose his most sensitive part to that kind of constant rubbing from the dry, rough cloth of his underwear and he would likely require some ointment to treat the agonizing chafing that would occur from more than a few minutes of this destructive process.
So how exactly can you sit there and say that the leathery, weather-beaten thing that passes for the reproductive organ of a man who has been mutilated against his will has suffered no loss of sensation?
#135 - anon (07/25/2015) [-]
They wanted kids to stop mssturbating, noticed Jewish boys never do it, figured it must be because of the foreskin
#66 - pridefulmatthew (07/24/2015) [-]
Well you can't blame the Jews for making it popular at least. For the act itself you can. Most likely
#63 - tripleskit (07/24/2015) [-]
**tripleskit used "*roll picture*"**
**tripleskit rolled image** damn jews...
#31 - MFW I don't have a license but get pulled over for the Dog. 07/24/2015 on Cop +3
#15 - There goes my Diet. Thanks OP. (: Not rly, … 07/23/2015 on tasty 0
#4 - I'd **** A Mime Tbh.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/21/2015 on A lovers Betrayal... +3
#9 - rodiganschmidt (07/22/2015) [-]
Rewarding mimes with sex is just encouraging them to continue miming.
User avatar #7 - rollmeanddie (07/22/2015) [-]
Who wouldn't? Body decoration is hot, even if it's just some paint.
#2082 - **dragonzard used "*roll picture*"** **dragonzard rolled i… 07/20/2015 on Roll John Cena, get a 1 day... 0
#29 - As a Horny Teenager, I Agree. 07/20/2015 on That would do it +8

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#2206 - dragonzard (10/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by dragonzard
Why, Hello There!
Welcome to my profile, thanks for stalking me!
Here, have your complimentary cookie, feel free to stalk again!
User avatar #2544 - dragonzard (06/29/2015) [-]
*Roll 2*
#2543 - DemonMatt (04/13/2015) [-]
You're alive.
You're alive.
#2530 - anonymousbrony (11/26/2014) [-]
Are you dead?
Are you dead?
User avatar #2532 to #2530 - dragonzard (11/29/2014) [-]
Not Anymore c:
User avatar #2533 to #2532 - anonymousbrony (11/29/2014) [-]
Yo, it's been awhile man.
User avatar #2534 to #2533 - dragonzard (11/29/2014) [-]
It Really has :c
Hey, I'll talk you Tomorrow since its like 2 AM I just kinda came to Check x)
User avatar #2535 to #2534 - anonymousbrony (11/29/2014) [-]
Alright, that's fine.
User avatar #2536 to #2535 - dragonzard (11/29/2014) [-]
sweet dreams yo c:
#2529 - fistfireace (09/28/2014) [-]
I've read your status. Are you back or something?
User avatar #2531 to #2529 - dragonzard (11/29/2014) [-]
Yes c:
User avatar #2538 to #2531 - fistfireace (11/29/2014) [-]
Late response, faggot.
User avatar #2539 to #2538 - dragonzard (11/29/2014) [-]
I missed this place c':
User avatar #2540 to #2539 - fistfireace (11/29/2014) [-]
Are you using mobile? Because that would seem annoying.
User avatar #2541 to #2540 - dragonzard (11/30/2014) [-]
It Really Is
#2542 to #2541 - fistfireace (11/30/2014) [-]
Sucks for you, son.
Sucks for you, son.
#2528 - smokeythbear (09/18/2014) [-]
I remember when you and I shared porn. Good times
I remember when you and I shared porn. Good times
#2527 - fistfireace (05/22/2014) [-]
RIP dragonzard, may you rest in Pepsi.
User avatar #2522 - fistfireace (02/22/2014) [-]
About time you accept.. ****** .
User avatar #2523 to #2522 - dragonzard (02/22/2014) [-]
***** I haven't logged in a long time; needed to check my profile.
Feg.
User avatar #2524 to #2523 - fistfireace (02/22/2014) [-]
Excuses, excuses. You need not to do that.
User avatar #2526 to #2525 - fistfireace (02/22/2014) [-]
I found a movie about horny Christian girls looking to **** guys that look like Jesus.
#2519 - anon (02/17/2014) [-]
I AM NOW 2scard2login ANONYMOUS!!
TIME TO ******** .

-crucifix.
User avatar #2520 to #2519 - dragonzard (02/17/2014) [-]
This is why I love you omg<3
#2521 to #2520 - anon (02/17/2014) [-]
I shall make a new account titled, "dragonzardsmybitch". K?
User avatar #2468 - cookiecoketwo ONLINE (01/25/2014) [-]
Yo, mah ****** !
User avatar #2469 to #2468 - dragonzard (01/25/2014) [-]
Sup my ****** how u been, buddy!?
User avatar #2470 to #2469 - cookiecoketwo ONLINE (01/25/2014) [-]
Bored
User avatar #2472 to #2470 - dragonzard (01/25/2014) [-]
Let's make love
User avatar #2475 to #2472 - cookiecoketwo ONLINE (01/25/2014) [-]
Woah!

No homo?
User avatar #2477 to #2475 - dragonzard (01/25/2014) [-]
Homo for me, but it won't be homo for you if u say 'no homo'
Remember, kids!
what's new?
User avatar #2479 to #2477 - cookiecoketwo ONLINE (01/25/2014) [-]
Ah, lets **** !
User avatar #2481 to #2479 - dragonzard (01/25/2014) [-]
Why Can't my girlfriends be like this!?
*Pulls down your underwear with my teeth*
User avatar #2482 to #2481 - cookiecoketwo ONLINE (01/25/2014) [-]
woah man.
User avatar #2484 to #2482 - dragonzard (01/25/2014) [-]
Am I going to fast :c
#2461 - tooruichii (01/16/2014) [-]
Hey, faggot.
User avatar #2462 to #2461 - dragonzard (01/16/2014) [-]
Crucifix?
#2463 to #2462 - tooruichii (01/16/2014) [-]
No, my name is Tooru Ichii.   Just kidding, yes, it is I: your Lord and Savior, Crucifix.
No, my name is Tooru Ichii. Just kidding, yes, it is I: your Lord and Savior, Crucifix.
User avatar #2464 to #2463 - dragonzard (01/16/2014) [-]
I could just tell.
#2465 to #2464 - tooruichii (01/16/2014) [-]
Is it because I called you a faggot?
Is it because I called you a faggot?
User avatar #2466 to #2465 - dragonzard (01/16/2014) [-]
Yes, and Anime, and Name.
So, Yes.
User avatar #2467 to #2466 - tooruichii (01/16/2014) [-]
Damn you, vile villain. Just kidding. Can I ask you for an opinion on something?
#2426 - DemonMatt (01/03/2014) [-]
I did this in Sleeping Dogs and laughed for 10 minutes.
User avatar #2428 to #2427 - dragonzard (01/05/2014) [-]
**** ye canada
mexico is better
yes
User avatar #2379 - xxkillionarexx (01/02/2014) [-]
Im here for that cookie
User avatar #2382 to #2379 - dragonzard (01/02/2014) [-]
Is this a sexual referance
User avatar #2385 to #2383 - dragonzard (01/02/2014) [-]
Yes, I accept.
Take my body, do what you wish with it.
#2386 to #2385 - xxkillionarexx (01/02/2014) [-]
**xxkillionarexx sips cola**
User avatar #2387 to #2386 - dragonzard (01/02/2014) [-]
is that you?
User avatar #2391 to #2389 - dragonzard (01/02/2014) [-]
You sexy mother ****** .
You look a LOT like my friend, from middle school, Haven't seen him since the last day of 8th grade, until friday, which is a HUGE Coincidence.
Well, ur smexy <3
User avatar #2394 to #2391 - xxkillionarexx (01/02/2014) [-]
gee I hope irwincardozo doesn't come in here and rape us
User avatar #2403 to #2394 - irwincardozo (01/02/2014) [-]
dafax going on
User avatar #2404 to #2403 - xxkillionarexx (01/02/2014) [-]
The usual
User avatar #2405 to #2404 - irwincardozo (01/02/2014) [-]
hold my pingus, now
User avatar #2395 to #2394 - dragonzard (01/02/2014) [-]
Gee, I hope we doesn't
I TOTALLY WOULD NOT ENJOY THAT.
And since when are you and my buddy friends? :o
User avatar #2406 to #2395 - xxkillionarexx (01/02/2014) [-]
*holds your pingus*
User avatar #2396 to #2395 - xxkillionarexx (01/02/2014) [-]
We've been friends you dummy
User avatar #2397 to #2396 - dragonzard (01/02/2014) [-]
Irwi he called me a dummy protect me /.\
#2398 to #2397 - xxkillionarexx (01/02/2014) [-]
NO ONE CAN SAVE YOU
#2399 to #2398 - dragonzard (01/02/2014) [-]
D:   
 Not even a Taco offering?
D:
Not even a Taco offering?
User avatar #2400 to #2399 - xxkillionarexx (01/02/2014) [-]
*offers taco*

***** , I am Mexican
User avatar #2401 to #2400 - dragonzard (01/02/2014) [-]
***** , you're mexican an I didn't know.
how does this happy.
i too am of the hispanic and native american decent!
User avatar #2402 to #2401 - xxkillionarexx (01/02/2014) [-]
I am Mexican, Swedish, German, Russian, English, Australian, Polish, Native American and Scandinavian.



But mostly Mexican. Im half
User avatar #2407 to #2402 - dragonzard (01/02/2014) [-]
Bro im sorry computer is failing it will only work for a minute or two so I BOTHERED THIS MUCH TO SAY GOODBYE SO APPRETIATE ME, YOU SEXY BEAST
User avatar #2408 to #2407 - dragonzard (01/02/2014) [-]
Goodbye, Buddy, and goodnight, tomorrow we'll talk, yeah?
Bye Buddy!
You too, Crucifix !
User avatar #2411 to #2408 - xxkillionarexx (01/02/2014) [-]
Sure!! Cya!!!!!!!!!
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User avatar #2334 to #2333 - dragonzard (12/31/2013) [-]
Foreal?
That's sweet, bud!
How much was your total?
You either got a great price, or stupid people like me pay too much... /.\
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User avatar #2336 to #2335 - dragonzard (12/31/2013) [-]
Damn, I played that for a single GAME....
Lucky, and they sell them at stores?
I can only find them at Swap Meets and Downtown mini markets...
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#2338 to #2337 - dragonzard (12/31/2013) [-]
&gt;Battletoads.   
laughing.jpg   
But no Pokeman Gamez?   
Dude, you're so missing out.   
It is a great game, even though some are annoying...   
But other than that, would you ever concider playing/buying a pokemon game?   
I suggest you concider.
>Battletoads.
laughing.jpg
But no Pokeman Gamez?
Dude, you're so missing out.
It is a great game, even though some are annoying...
But other than that, would you ever concider playing/buying a pokemon game?
I suggest you concider.
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#2340 to #2339 - dragonzard (12/31/2013) [-]
You poor being.   
So how was your day, besides the obviose of greatness.
You poor being.
So how was your day, besides the obviose of greatness.
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User avatar #2342 to #2341 - dragonzard (12/31/2013) [-]
I should concider doing that someday,
but my guitar and guitar care take up too much space in my tiny room. :c
What do you do about your basses?
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User avatar #2344 to #2343 - dragonzard (12/31/2013) [-]
I got a small room :c
I'm thinking about buying a guitar stander thing to let it stand.
But Idk where to gets them :/
Also, need a Capo, didn't know they were important in a lot of songs /.\
#2345 to #2344 - cookiecoketwo has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2346 to #2345 - dragonzard (12/31/2013) [-]
But do bass players get 20+ girls every night?
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User avatar #2348 to #2347 - dragonzard (12/31/2013) [-]
Lol, Yeah, but we can get more...
If the ******* singer shares....
Singers put little to no effort compared to Drumers/Guitarists.
Lel didn't mention bassist.
User avatar #2349 to #2348 - dragonzard (12/31/2013) [-]
I was just kidding :c
User avatar #2319 - dragonzard (12/28/2013) [-]
Cookiecoketwo New Thread!
And well, I guess...
But, damn, nothing compares to this one girl's eyes<3
Ughhhh, damn<3333
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#2321 to #2320 - dragonzard (12/28/2013) [-]
I can't call her "Mine", and that kills me....
But She's kinda like, Popular at school, get's at least 50 Likes on her Pics on Facebook, and like, every guy flirts with her and it kills me /.\
I miss this one special day, it was just me and her walking around in school, no guy bothered her, and some girls said hi to me, but that didn't really matter.
We were together without any interuption, and she ran up to me and hugged me for the first time in forever (I told you about this yesterday)
It was just perfect.
Pic related, it's what it felt like.
Defenatly didn't LOOK like this, though.
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User avatar #2323 to #2322 - dragonzard (12/28/2013) [-]
Awwwehh,
Wait, don't you have a girlfriend?
Wait, aren't you trying to get with 4'9, too?
*Gasps!* Many Secrets, wow!
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User avatar #2325 to #2324 - dragonzard (12/28/2013) [-]
Well, don't we all?
When I was young, I stole my sisters DS and sold it.
I really feel bad about it, but she never used it, anyways.
She didn't even realize it was lost until a few weeks/months later.
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User avatar #2327 to #2326 - dragonzard (12/28/2013) [-]
Wait, school fight, and NO ONE saw?
Do you live in alaska or something
and how can one easily break a kids arms and legs?
so many questions, so little- oh look, I found my Guitar Pic.
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User avatar #2329 to #2328 - dragonzard (12/28/2013) [-]
Now I see how.
BTW, Texas-fag here.
Mexican, if in case you haven't noticed for some odd reason, yet.
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User avatar #2331 to #2330 - dragonzard (12/28/2013) [-]
I wish I had that /.\
I think I'm like, a few pounds over weight, but when I look in the mirror, I have some muscle in my chest, and stronger than about half my class so I'm pretty much your average guy, except I used to be weird and socially awkward last year.
And People hated me, because I hated them for being Swagfags and because I ain't afraid to call them out. You know?
So, Everyone likes me, except Freshmans from my old school.
And that's basically all about me...
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#2296 - dragonzard (12/28/2013) [-]
Cookiecoketwo, why don't we talk here?
I find it easier!.,
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#2298 to #2297 - dragonzard (12/28/2013) [-]
Wow, such anger, very food, many kat.
wow
Btw, do you like doctor whom/
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User avatar #2300 to #2299 - dragonzard (12/28/2013) [-]
English is, why doest thou ask?
And that IS a ******* cat.
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User avatar #2302 to #2301 - dragonzard (12/28/2013) [-]
Well, some people say it's grammatically correct as "Doctor Whom".
and I liek how it sounds :p
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User avatar #2304 to #2303 - dragonzard (12/28/2013) [-]
Accustic, I kinda suck though.
I just started on November, but been getting better and better.
How long have you been playing Bass/
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#2307 to #2305 - dragonzard (12/28/2013) [-]
Damn, You made me feel.
You're a good guy for remembering her, not many guys our age do that...
And, I don't have a name for my guitar, don't know how to name her, or where to start...
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User avatar #2309 to #2308 - dragonzard (12/28/2013) [-]
But, let's say, I name her Natalie.
Wouldn't it be awkward if I play her a song, and say it's a Natalie?
Or, if I wanna play for a Jazmine,
"Hey, Can I play a song for you on Natalie?"
That's my main worry /.\
Also, You're smart for thinking that, thanks.
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User avatar #2311 to #2310 - dragonzard (12/28/2013) [-]
Imma just convince her to tell me to name it her name.
Like, Chit Chat, mention my guitar, how it doesn't have a name,
then be like she doesn't have a name, it's a she.
And joke around and say Imma name my guitar Jazmine,
and whatnot, maybe throw in a few compliments.
They're both beautiful, and I love the voice on them.
She'll loves it <3
That .gif is me trying to flirt.
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User avatar #2313 to #2312 - dragonzard (12/28/2013) [-]
You only play bass notes on it?
Or do you play guitar notes too?
I don't know much about basses, so sorry if I am being the dumb /.\
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User avatar #2315 to #2314 - dragonzard (12/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's me.
Well, the OKAY version of me.
I look more rachet when I don't to my hair and don't wear glasses, because I have ugly eyes, and a bad haircut. /.\
What about you? Is the gif on your profile pic you?
(I know it's not, just playing)
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#2317 to #2316 - dragonzard (12/28/2013) [-]
Rachet is a word us black fold down south use.
Me, No Glasses, Hair undone... /.\
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#2265 to #2264 - dragonzard (12/28/2013) [-]
I know I haven't.
And I really wish you wouldn't have had.
But, I've seen people I love die, that's sad, but what you wen through, is unimaginable.
I would really, litterally die if I would go through that with her, I would die.
Because she's so special to me, and if that happened while she was with me, I would feel... Broken...
I would have done anything to protect her, but if they got away with it...
I would just die....
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User avatar #2267 to #2266 - dragonzard (12/28/2013) [-]
How old are you?
I'm 15, My birthday is in 5 Months.
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User avatar #2269 to #2268 - dragonzard (12/28/2013) [-]
You're FOURTEEN?
Wow, You're That Tall, went through all that, and you're bearly FOURTEEN?...
Damn, man...
I don't know how you were strong enough for what happened to her, to you...
Emotional scars are the ones that hurt the most...
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User avatar #2273 to #2272 - dragonzard (12/28/2013) [-]
Well, I drink.
I drunk when me and my ex broke up.
I drunk when I found out she was dating my best friend.
I drunk a lot of times when I was sad.
I really don't know how you managed....
You're really strong, for not doing any...
Well, You know, stupid stuff.....
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User avatar #2275 to #2274 - dragonzard (12/28/2013) [-]
I wasn't gonna do anything about that.
I just felt Rage, Anger, Jealousy, I felt so much hatred inside me...
I just wanted to literally kill him, I just wanted everything to end.
All of Space and Time.
What really made me hate her was that,
I gave her my heart, I spoiled her, and just loved her so much.
I wanted to marry her, and she would be perfect when we're alone, but when we're out with a friend of hers, she'd kinda ignore me, and talk more to her, and whatnot.
Then, I left for a while one day, and she said I left her alone with her friend and left home, when I told her I was going to buy a drink, and she ignored me.
And my friend is a total dickhead.
He beat up her brother, none of her friends like him, and is tatted up everywhere.
When they were dating, he had about 5 hickeys, and had other 20 hoes in his phone.
And Names her "Hoe 19 Kim"
And she still dated him, and let him grab her ass, and I heard a lot of other stuff.... A LOT.....
If you look in my profile on FB, I would only post stuff about her, pics with her name on my hand, and everything.
And she still dated him.
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User avatar #2277 to #2276 - dragonzard (12/28/2013) [-]
Lol, I know, right.
Speechless, but, it's over, it's BEEN over.
Well, hey, you're a good person to talk too.
Wanna Add me here?
Maybe we can talk again sometime soon, you're a good man.
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#2260 - anonymousbrony (12/26/2013) [-]
Merry Christmas!
User avatar #2261 to #2260 - dragonzard (12/26/2013) [-]
Haha, Merry Christmas to you too, bro!<3
Hope you have had a FANTASTIC Day!
I know I did<3
User avatar #2262 to #2261 - anonymousbrony (12/26/2013) [-]
I had a lot of fun, mostly talking with friends and making plans to hang out. My Christmas hasn't been the original festive stuff for years but I still enjoy it.
What did you do?
#2263 to #2262 - dragonzard (12/26/2013) [-]
Borning stuff, ate food, and got money, because presents are for the young only in out family... :/
But, It was a great amount of money (200), and I got THIS! <3
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#2209 to #2208 - dragonzard (11/13/2013) [-]
Oh, Kinky. ;)   
And well, High, How YOU doin', Smexy?
Oh, Kinky. ;)
And well, High, How YOU doin', Smexy?
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User avatar #2211 to #2210 - dragonzard (11/14/2013) [-]
You feel like busting a load of water out of your mouth?
Just kidding, why you feeling blue?
User avatar #2182 - applebucker (10/22/2013) [-]
I've had 6, I believe.
User avatar #2183 to #2182 - dragonzard (10/22/2013) [-]
Yup, You've had more than me.
You must be some sexyass ***** , huh?
User avatar #2184 to #2183 - applebucker (10/22/2013) [-]
I forgot, I've never showed you what I look like. Give me a second, I think I have like one picture of me somewhere.
User avatar #2185 to #2184 - dragonzard (10/22/2013) [-]
ERHMAH GERD, ERMAHGERD, ERHMAHGERD. IMMA SEE YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER. YES. YES. MY LIFELONG DREAM, COMING TRUE.<3!
#2186 to #2185 - applebucker (10/22/2013) [-]
I didn't have one anywhere so I took one just for you <3
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User avatar #2205 to #2204 - applebucker (10/23/2013) [-]
I'm glad you're amused.
User avatar #2187 to #2186 - dragonzard (10/22/2013) [-]
Awwwww, Just for ME?
Johnny you are a sexy bastard you!<3
I love you face.
I love you in general.
Marry me?
User avatar #2188 to #2187 - applebucker (10/22/2013) [-]
Yes, just for you And thank you, I'm blushing. I love you too, we're totally getting married.
User avatar #2190 to #2188 - dragonzard (10/22/2013) [-]
Yes, Alons-sy!
Let's go get married<3
Who needs woman, anyway?
User avatar #2189 to #2188 - dragonzard (10/22/2013) [-]
.... Kimberly used to make me blush... A lot...
With a simple "I love you" ohhhh my god... That would make my day I remember wanting to kiss her right there....
User avatar #2191 to #2189 - applebucker (10/22/2013) [-]
I'm imagining you blushing, it's adorable.
User avatar #2192 to #2191 - dragonzard (10/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, I imagine it to be adorable too.
Too bad it looks fugly.
Like, I imagine myself being this cool looking guy with a nice smile, some shades, and rosey cheeks and my hands in my pocket like the awkard guy I am.
But no, I look, HIDEOUS.
D:
User avatar #2193 to #2192 - applebucker (10/22/2013) [-]
You're not fugly though! I think you're beautiful.
#2194 to #2193 - dragonzard (10/22/2013) [-]
*Blushes Internally*
:3
User avatar #2195 to #2194 - applebucker (10/22/2013) [-]
Ah, remember how we first met?
User avatar #2196 to #2195 - dragonzard (10/22/2013) [-]
Yessss, You sent me a message saying we have some stuff in common, of course!
:s
User avatar #2197 to #2196 - applebucker (10/22/2013) [-]
Lol, and then we got into a discussion about CoD. Because I hated it extremely at the time, and your profile said you liked it so I wanted to talk about it. I'm so glad I sent that message.
User avatar #2198 to #2197 - dragonzard (10/22/2013) [-]
Imagine if you hadn't D:
I cringe a little just thinking about it </3
User avatar #2199 to #2198 - applebucker (10/22/2013) [-]
That thought actually made me tear up a little.
User avatar #2200 to #2199 - dragonzard (10/22/2013) [-]
I love you, boo!
User avatar #2201 to #2200 - applebucker (10/22/2013) [-]
I love you too. I'm so glad I have you in my life, I really am.
User avatar #2202 to #2201 - dragonzard (10/22/2013) [-]
We should, buy a buss, and go on a road trip.
Just you and me.
Maybe some girls so it wouldn't be so homo.
Although, I wouldn't be against the homo.
User avatar #2203 to #2202 - applebucker (10/22/2013) [-]
The women could be there to make us sandwiches in between our ******* sessions!
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