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Date Signed Up:3/13/2012
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#58 - Does anyone have the text?? Like written in verse?  [+] (4 replies) 09/27/2016 on Creative Bullshit: Story... +1
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#63 - fuckya (09/27/2016) [-]
One of saddest story is the one never written
One none but the author will know
And none shall ever tell
No moral shall ever be gleamed
No satisfaction attained
No emotion felt
No tear shed
An empty space where a masterpiece could have stood
But there is one story sadder

It sits upon this pedestal of misery as a reminder to humanities deepest shame
It is the story that cannot be written
Because it proves unpalatable to those in charge
It explains concepts they are not comfortable with
It sheds light upon events buried in the dark
And they tell truth where only lies dwell
These stories could usher us into a brighter tomorrow
A future where all share their stories
And ideas are conversed freely between people of all side

Yet it is only through censorship
Be it of government authority
Scheming business practice
Or fear of speaking up due to an unwarranted reaction
That the story falls silent
Is never told
And a gem, a masterpiece, is lost to the world

This is not to say I believe all stories told will be masterpieces, or even need be
Freely
Without fear of unjust retribution
Then will we not have masterpieces to line our walls
We will be left with white canvasses
Left with white pages
Left with nothing
And all that we do
Will be meaningless
For what is meaningful
If not the stories we tell?


Just spaced it out to what seemed appropriate.
#73 - anon (09/28/2016) [-]
I really could of done with this (ever since the CBS: single soul I've been trying to be his personal grammar Nazi / right hand man / anon to whom he still hasn't noticed with the only succeeding factor being the fact that he hasn't really noticed.
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#64 - dragonassault (09/27/2016) [-]
You sir, are a hero
#62 - fuckya has deleted their comment.
#1382 - **dragonassault used "*roll 1, 00-99*"** **dragonassault ro…  [+] (1 reply) 08/27/2016 on Where will you be reborn? 0
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#1383 - dragonassault (08/27/2016) [-]
HAHAHAHAHAHA LOOKS LIKE IM STAYING FUCKERS