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User avatar #83 - newforomador (02/18/2015) [-]
I just got done reading this thread funnyjunk.com/Funnyjunk+2spooked+comp/text/5458635/5#5 and I loved it. I've been wanting to learn more about this kinda stuff for a long time, but I have absolutely nobody to talk with about it, or to learn from. I know that a lot of it can be learned online, but another person is a lot more reliable. I want to know about spirits all kinds, human, demon, fairy, etc... and wicca. I can somewhat control my energy, although I'm still learning meditation. Right now I can do minor stuff like bring in rain clouds, stop/start the rain, or make a candle's fire move in the direction I want it to.
User avatar #84 to #83 - dractheripper (02/19/2015) [-]
I'm glad you found it interesting. If you have skype, I'd be glad to teach you some stuff. I've been practicing a mix of Eclectic, Kitchen, and Celtic Wicca for 7 years now, and I've learned how to shift my aura to protect or keep away as well as being attuned at reiki level 1 by a close friend of mine. Most of what I do is healing with energies and various herbs and stones, but I'm able to converse with the other inhabitants of this planet that most think are just fiction.
User avatar #85 to #84 - newforomador (02/19/2015) [-]
That is exactly what I've been wanting to do. It might just be a childish side of me that never died, but to be entwined with the mystical side of this world is simply an amazing thought. I'll send you my skype in a PM, and I have one question. What is reiki level 1?
User avatar #86 to #85 - dractheripper (02/19/2015) [-]
Reiki is a form of energy healing. There's three attunements for it, and those attuned at level 3 can teach and attune others to using Reiki. Basically what I do is open people's chakra line and use their energy to realign them and make them all shiny and new again. It's said that the spiritual body must be healthy before the physical body can be as well. I heal the spiritual body, and help people get over blockages in their energy points. Sometimes the blockage is a bottled up emotion, and can cause a physical sickness in the area the energy point is located - anger and pain are the most common I've seen, and it corresponds with the Solar Plexus chakra, just above your navel. Bottled up anger can cause a number of stomach complaints. Sometimes, it's caused by an old wound from a past life. My fiance has unexplained knee pain in the medical world, but he and I have seen a past life of his where he gets his legs torn off at the knee. We've been working on correcting the blockage.
#51 - nospyonme (09/27/2013) [-]
I would like a cute cat exchange with you. Pic related.
I would like a cute cat exchange with you. Pic related.
#52 to #51 - dractheripper (09/28/2013) [-]
I am okay with this.
#78 to #77 - dractheripper (10/06/2013) [-]
Have a random dog.
Have a random dog.
#79 to #78 - nospyonme (10/06/2013) [-]
Just saw this on recent uploads
Just saw this on recent uploads
#80 to #79 - dractheripper (10/06/2013) [-]
That one even made my mum giggle.
That one even made my mum giggle.
#81 to #80 - nospyonme (10/07/2013) [-]
Ha! Glad I could bring that to you.
Ha! Glad I could bring that to you.
#57 to #56 - nospyonme (09/28/2013) [-]
I think it's cute when cats lay in odd places.
#58 to #57 - dractheripper (09/28/2013) [-]
I like cats with off buttons.
I like cats with off buttons.
#59 to #58 - nospyonme (09/28/2013) [-]
I like cats that just want to watch the world burn
#60 to #59 - dractheripper (09/28/2013) [-]
Lawl. thats great.
Lawl. thats great.
User avatar #62 to #60 - nospyonme (09/28/2013) [-]
That one is in training
#61 to #60 - nospyonme (09/28/2013) [-]
Many cats pray for our destruction
Many cats pray for our destruction
#63 to #61 - dractheripper (09/28/2013) [-]
But then you get the ones who forget how to cat.
But then you get the ones who forget how to cat.
#64 to #63 - nospyonme (09/28/2013) [-]
LMAO
LMAO
#66 to #65 - nospyonme (09/28/2013) [-]
I tried to make my own cat gif, but gimp2 is fighting me
I tried to make my own cat gif, but gimp2 is fighting me
#67 to #66 - dractheripper (09/28/2013) [-]
I suck at gimp.
I suck at gimp.
#68 to #67 - nospyonme (09/28/2013) [-]
Oh man. OH MAN OH MAN!   
   
Laughing so hard. That is a great gif!
Oh man. OH MAN OH MAN!

Laughing so hard. That is a great gif!
#69 to #68 - dractheripper (09/28/2013) [-]
My cat does that if he's thirsty enough.
My cat does that if he's thirsty enough.
#70 to #69 - nospyonme (09/28/2013) [-]
Your level of cat gifs is impressive
Your level of cat gifs is impressive
#73 to #70 - dractheripper (09/28/2013) [-]
We lost the reply button lol. I'm glad I've made you laugh. It makes recent events easier to deal with.
We lost the reply button lol. I'm glad I've made you laugh. It makes recent events easier to deal with.
#71 to #70 - dractheripper (09/28/2013) [-]
He looks like the glorious hybrid of a tribble and an ewok.
He looks like the glorious hybrid of a tribble and an ewok.
#72 to #71 - nospyonme (09/28/2013) [-]
Oh man, that cat. I'm basically out of cats now, and I knew you would have a larger cat folder than mine, but the shear awesomeness of yours was unexpected. Every time you updated I've been falling out of my chair with laughter
User avatar #44 - usmcoorah (06/16/2012) [-]
Yo do you have that video of the Pa senator committing suicide? Before he does it it says "what would you do for a klondike bar?" I'm pretty sure its a video.
User avatar #46 to #44 - dractheripper (06/19/2012) [-]
[url deleted]

Hopefully that's what you're looking for.. sorry I took so long, I've been super busy lately.
User avatar #47 to #46 - dractheripper (06/19/2012) [-]
Damnit.

http://www .liveleak. com/view?i=860c9b9f3b

Remove the spaces between www and .liveleak. and com. -.-
User avatar #45 to #44 - dractheripper (06/17/2012) [-]
I don't but I could try to find it.
User avatar #48 to #45 - usmcoorah (06/30/2012) [-]
lol thanks man.
User avatar #49 to #48 - dractheripper (06/30/2012) [-]
Mhm. I hope it was the right one.
#26 - kitsunemochalite (05/15/2012) [-]
I... ******* ...love...SKYRIM
User avatar #27 to #26 - dractheripper (05/15/2012) [-]
Imma be playing it later tonight.
#29 to #28 - dractheripper (05/16/2012) [-]
I have an unnatural hatred for snow and frost trolls now.
#30 to #29 - kitsunemochalite (05/16/2012) [-]
Welcome to my burning hatred and passions lol
What race didja pick!? :D
#31 to #30 - dractheripper (05/18/2012) [-]
Wood Elf. For now.

Have my current wallpaper.
#32 to #31 - kitsunemochalite (05/18/2012) [-]
Prepare to have the knaves taste your Thu'um!
lol you wanted to talk to the animals?
Love the wallpaper btw, already got to the temple?
User avatar #33 to #32 - dractheripper (05/19/2012) [-]
Sky Haven? yeah.
#34 to #33 - kitsunemochalite (05/19/2012) [-]
Nice I'm glad you are enjoying it :D
So many adventures!
#35 to #34 - dractheripper (05/20/2012) [-]
I sneak up on the dragons...and fail.

LIKE A BOSS.
#36 to #35 - kitsunemochalite (05/20/2012) [-]
Awesome bro :D
Im glad you like it <3
#37 to #36 - dractheripper (05/20/2012) [-]
My horse keeps dying. Lol.

Lydia died on the way up to High Hrothgar. I met Paarthurnax, so ees all good.


HIS VOICE IS SO COOL OHMAHGAWD.

...I definitely stayed up at the Throat Of The World for ten minutes, just to listen to him talk.
#38 to #37 - kitsunemochalite (05/22/2012) [-]
My game got like bugged and he took off to fly and went spinning around and around and around then spun back down into the mountain with his voice like echoing I was like Fus ro uhhhhh...
So are you going to kill him or let him live?
#39 to #38 - dractheripper (05/22/2012) [-]
I had the dragon you kill at Western Watch Tower fall out of the sky (skin back on, instead of the normal skeleton) on top of me. I was like &quot;What thee fack?&quot; and then noped away cause I thought he was alive again at first.
I had the dragon you kill at Western Watch Tower fall out of the sky (skin back on, instead of the normal skeleton) on top of me. I was like "What thee fack?" and then noped away cause I thought he was alive again at first.
#40 to #39 - kitsunemochalite (05/22/2012) [-]
Skyrim mods and glitches are the best I think
Have you seen this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xi17PUqz3nQ
I insist that you do!
User avatar #41 to #40 - dractheripper (06/02/2012) [-]
Lul. that made me giggle. NOODLE ARMS.
#42 to #41 - kitsunemochalite (06/02/2012) [-]
OH YEAH! SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM    
Glad you liked it. So wassup?
OH YEAH! SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM
Glad you liked it. So wassup?
User avatar #43 to #42 - dractheripper (06/02/2012) [-]
nuffin. cleaning my room ^^' you?
#2 - kitsunemochalite (04/28/2012) [-]
Good luck blowing that blender...
Good luck blowing that blender...
User avatar #3 to #2 - dractheripper (04/28/2012) [-]
I'm afraid of lemurs now. O.o
#4 to #3 - kitsunemochalite (04/29/2012) [-]
Here have some epilepsy with that lemur
Here have some epilepsy with that lemur
#5 to #4 - dractheripper (04/29/2012) [-]
Acid, anyone?
Acid, anyone?
#7 to #5 - kitsunemochalite (04/29/2012) [-]
I don't know if I should....aww to hell with it    
Okay :D
I don't know if I should....aww to hell with it
Okay :D
User avatar #8 to #7 - dractheripper (04/29/2012) [-]
Good God that's amazing.

Everytime I see that gif I think my brain will explode from awesome.
#10 to #8 - kitsunemochalite (05/01/2012) [-]
As do I! :D I love that crazy animation stuff   
So whats up bro?
As do I! :D I love that crazy animation stuff
So whats up bro?
#11 to #10 - dractheripper (05/01/2012) [-]
Causin' ********** and such. Lol.
#12 to #11 - kitsunemochalite (05/03/2012) [-]
Ohhh man I know bout that lol   
Sweet brah causin some mischief?
Ohhh man I know bout that lol
Sweet brah causin some mischief?
#13 to #12 - dractheripper (05/04/2012) [-]
Of course!    
   
Apparently not liking sports and describing oneself is frowned upon.   
MFW I caused said 			*********		.
Of course!

Apparently not liking sports and describing oneself is frowned upon.
MFW I caused said ********* .
#14 to #13 - kitsunemochalite (05/07/2012) [-]
Yes tell me moar
#15 to #14 - dractheripper (05/08/2012) [-]
Guys just used the typical "Girls don't game and don't know what the **** they're talking about on the internet." stereotype and got all flustered. They stopped once I proved them wrong lol.

Has a Skeksi.
#16 to #15 - kitsunemochalite (05/08/2012) [-]
I grew up with a controller in my hand.
Thank you for the Skeksi :D
Please have my insurance information!
#17 to #16 - dractheripper (05/08/2012) [-]
Same here. My first game was the original spyro.
Have a picture of my favourite car.
#18 to #17 - kitsunemochalite (05/09/2012) [-]
Here hold these baby platypus for me
#19 to #18 - dractheripper (05/10/2012) [-]
Well..I was holding limes, but they fell. I'll hold your platypi.
#20 to #19 - kitsunemochalite (05/11/2012) [-]
Its because you lack discipline!    
You need to be dedicated at what you do man
Its because you lack discipline!
You need to be dedicated at what you do man
#21 to #20 - dractheripper (05/11/2012) [-]
I rack disiprine you sai?


Pic just because it makes me giggle.
#22 to #21 - kitsunemochalite (05/12/2012) [-]
:D I love giggles
#25 to #22 - dractheripper (05/15/2012) [-]
I finally got skyrim from my fiance. Lol.
My birthday just passed.
Aside from that..Not much else is new. You?
#23 to #22 - dractheripper (05/12/2012) [-]
So do I :3
So do I :3
#24 to #23 - kitsunemochalite (05/14/2012) [-]
So what else is new brah?
See any cool movies, playing any games, tell me what is up in yo physical!
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