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dracosjaws

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:2/19/2010
Last Login:7/26/2016
Location:New York
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#894
Comment Ranking:#1686
Highest Content Rank:#480
Highest Comment Rank:#1204
Content Thumbs: 17738 total,  19645 ,  1907
Comment Thumbs: 6265 total,  8212 ,  1947
Content Level Progress: 97.8% (978/1000)
Level 215 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 216 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 53% (53/100)
Level 252 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 253 Comments: Contaminated Win
Subscribers:10
Content Views:604313
Times Content Favorited:1090 times
Total Comments Made:2612
FJ Points:21349

Text Posts

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    Uploaded: 06/12/12
    morbid for rapists. morbid for rapists.
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    Uploaded: 03/24/12
    foul bachelor frog comp foul bachelor frog comp
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    Uploaded: 05/07/15
    *nose bleeds* *nose bleeds*
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    Uploaded: 02/29/12
    lol lol
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    Uploaded: 10/17/10
    rich ppl comp rich ppl comp
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    Uploaded: 04/22/16
    I guess everyone is fucking up. I guess everyone is fucking up.
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    Uploaded: 03/18/12
    yeah yeah
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    Uploaded: 11/12/10
    WTF WTF
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    Uploaded: 10/17/10
    superman superman

latest user's comments

#294 - **dracosjaws used "*roll picture*"** **dracosjaws rolled i… 07/17/2016 on Roll for your college... 0
#3 - space godzilla 07/11/2016 on kaiju +1
#34 - I want to believe, but legit canon 5th turtle is named Venus.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2016 on 22, ooh-ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah +6
#40 - omarakbar (07/07/2016) [-]
technically the 5th mutant turtle was Slash
#39 - blizzagan (07/07/2016) [-]
they could have had her just be slimmer to identify more as a female turtle but they also had to add freakin breasts?! they don't even have nips, wth is the point of having those then?
#95 - **dracosjaws used "*roll picture*"** **dracosjaws rolled i… 07/03/2016 on Hot Girl Roll Scavenger Hunt 0
#6 - Texas wasn't really separatist. It started as its own country …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/02/2016 on Today we're all Canadian +3
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#7 - craftyatom (07/02/2016) [-]
There are Texan separatists though. Not a ton, but moreso than in any other state.
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#9 - createdjustnow (07/02/2016) [-]
there are more texan seperatists in texas than in other states?
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#10 - craftyatom (07/02/2016) [-]
"Modern secession efforts have existed in the state at least since the 1990s"

- en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_secession_movements#1990s_to_present
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#13 - soundofwinter (07/02/2016) [-]
I think Alaska is the only state to have had a separatist governor in recent history. So I think alaska wins.
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#11 - createdjustnow (07/02/2016) [-]
yes, but texan seperatists exist more in texas than anywhere else
#12 - craftyatom (07/02/2016) [-]
>When you take advantage of English grammatical ambiguity to intentionally misconstrue someone's statement
#28 - **dracosjaws used "*roll picture*"** **dracosjaws rolled i… 07/02/2016 on another clever title 0
#296 - You look like Anna Akana had awkward sex with Shane Dawson and… 07/02/2016 on R/oast Comp. 1 0
#423 - **dracosjaws used "*roll 1, 000-999*"** **dracosjaws rolls 876** 06/28/2016 on Trips and Admin leaves FJ 0
#154 - have i ever told you that you look like my mom, just 20 years younger? 06/16/2016 on (ART) Sad City Sunset +1
#23 - i dont ******* know 06/16/2016 on So we know who they were. 0