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dracosjaws

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Gender: male
Age: 23
X-box Gamertag: DraconicWilly
Date Signed Up:2/19/2010
Last Login:6/29/2016
Location:New York
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#511
Comment Ranking:#1361
Highest Content Rank:#502
Highest Comment Rank:#1204
Content Thumbs: 17718 total,  19625 ,  1907
Comment Thumbs: 6252 total,  8199 ,  1947
Content Level Progress: 96.5% (965/1000)
Level 215 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 216 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 40% (40/100)
Level 252 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 253 Comments: Contaminated Win
Subscribers:10
Content Views:602935
Times Content Favorited:1088 times
Total Comments Made:2604
FJ Points:21325

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    Uploaded: 06/12/12
    morbid for rapists. morbid for rapists.
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    foul bachelor frog comp foul bachelor frog comp
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    *nose bleeds* *nose bleeds*
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    Uploaded: 02/29/12
    lol lol
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    rich ppl comp rich ppl comp
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    Uploaded: 04/22/16
    I guess everyone is fucking up. I guess everyone is fucking up.
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    Uploaded: 03/18/12
    yeah yeah
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    WTF WTF
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    Uploaded: 10/17/10
    superman superman

latest user's comments

#423 - **dracosjaws used "*roll 1, 000-999*"** **dracosjaws rolls 876** 9 hours ago on Trips and Admin leaves FJ 0
#154 - have i ever told you that you look like my mom, just 20 years younger? 06/16/2016 on (ART) Sad City Sunset +1
#23 - i dont ******* know 06/16/2016 on So we know who they were. 0
#15 - The plan in this case was to live a life of love and be the sw…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/16/2016 on So we know who they were. -1
#19 - anon (06/16/2016) [-]
who cares about future generations
#27 - anon (06/17/2016) [-]
normal people with normal intelligence.
as in not you you fucking retard.
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#23 - dracosjaws (06/16/2016) [-]
i dont fucking know
#37 - watch his head. theres a body double but the head is super imposed. 06/16/2016 on Japan knows whats up +1
#11 - and once its done blending, you can just get it out with torti… 06/16/2016 on Dark Humor +6
#9 - why is that?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/16/2016 on Dark Humor +4
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#10 - languagexplain (06/16/2016) [-]
Gives you time to ejaculate on its face.
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#11 - dracosjaws (06/16/2016) [-]
and once its done blending, you can just get it out with tortilla chips.
#7 - whats harder than the nail that the baby is nailed with? …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/16/2016 on Dark Humor +16
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#25 - greensofa (06/16/2016) [-]
What's harder than walking through a field of dead babies?
My dick while doing it
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#8 - languagexplain (06/16/2016) [-]
Why do you put the baby in the blender feet first?
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#9 - dracosjaws (06/16/2016) [-]
why is that?
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#10 - languagexplain (06/16/2016) [-]
Gives you time to ejaculate on its face.
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#11 - dracosjaws (06/16/2016) [-]
and once its done blending, you can just get it out with tortilla chips.
#4 - the dog eating the burrito in one second is real...  [+] (7 new replies) 06/16/2016 on Youtube comp part 8 +124
#26 - freakybeeswax (06/17/2016) [-]
I don't get why dogs just swallow things whole instead of chewing, or why they eat random objects, or anything they do. How do they even survive in the wild?
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#24 - mcburd (06/17/2016) [-]
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#21 - quoterox (06/17/2016) [-]
that is one fat dog

he looks less like a pit bull, more like a pet bowl
#17 - anon (06/16/2016) [-]
What a good boy.
#16 - wrigleys (06/16/2016) [-]
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#13 - Monopolus (06/16/2016) [-]
He must've had serious gas after that.
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#5 - terafyde (06/16/2016) [-]
Damn.
#26 - **dracosjaws used "*roll picture*"** **dracosjaws rolled i… 06/16/2016 on INB4 Someone posts the... +1