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Date Signed Up:6/11/2012
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#88 - but remember this was a kids show that did murder/suicide like… 11/15/2014 on All aboard +3
#75 - we need to find an official source bringer to create order to … 11/12/2014 on This Dog is Ready for Battle 0
#74 - thank you 11/12/2014 on This Dog is Ready for Battle 0
#60 - i would have thought you would be source bringer of all episode names  [+] (2 new replies) 11/12/2014 on This Dog is Ready for Battle +3
User avatar #64 - episode (11/12/2014) [-]
I only brought source once, and that was for an avatar post.
User avatar #75 - dracory (11/12/2014) [-]
we need to find an official source bringer to create order to our chaotic searching
#57 - may i ask for episode name so i may watch please  [+] (6 new replies) 11/12/2014 on This Dog is Ready for Battle 0
User avatar #74 - dracory (11/12/2014) [-]
thank you
User avatar #59 - episode (11/12/2014) [-]
Nope. You're not getting my name.
User avatar #60 - dracory (11/12/2014) [-]
i would have thought you would be source bringer of all episode names
User avatar #64 - episode (11/12/2014) [-]
I only brought source once, and that was for an avatar post.
User avatar #75 - dracory (11/12/2014) [-]
we need to find an official source bringer to create order to our chaotic searching
#52 - wait fin lost his arm?? when did that happen i'm out-dated  [+] (8 new replies) 11/12/2014 on This Dog is Ready for Battle 0
#53 - andrewolfzoom (11/12/2014) [-]
he found his dad in jail brake him out dad was like NOPE and leave and well he lost a his cool leaf sword and his arm when he try to stop his dad. i guess he got it back.
User avatar #57 - dracory (11/12/2014) [-]
may i ask for episode name so i may watch please
User avatar #74 - dracory (11/12/2014) [-]
thank you
User avatar #59 - episode (11/12/2014) [-]
Nope. You're not getting my name.
User avatar #60 - dracory (11/12/2014) [-]
i would have thought you would be source bringer of all episode names
User avatar #64 - episode (11/12/2014) [-]
I only brought source once, and that was for an avatar post.
User avatar #75 - dracory (11/12/2014) [-]
we need to find an official source bringer to create order to our chaotic searching
#62 - then is tucker AJ, then who is Chester? dash? 11/11/2014 on Danny Phantom +2
#185 - as i said it is possible i've tried it with my home bag and go… 11/08/2014 on Double kick 0
#181 - ya the bag moving at the end was weird i'll admit, might just …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/08/2014 on Double kick 0
User avatar #184 - scootabot (11/08/2014) [-]
Well, if the camera is the culprit, then why doesn't the rest of the image move? I've been focused on this for a while and I've centered every minor change. The base doesn't move at all, just the top. That's why I'm questioning the validity of this gif, at the very moment.

I'm trying to look at this as if it were a grown man kicking this bottle. I'm just confused, is all. People don't seem to be very happy with me saying that it doesn't matter that physics shouldn't be discussed. Lol.
User avatar #185 - dracory (11/08/2014) [-]
as i said it is possible i've tried it with my home bag and got it to launch but not straight up (to tall for my home bag) as for it moving i was only giving a possible explanation
#178 - it is possible, as the kick makes contact the force of the kic…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/08/2014 on Double kick 0
User avatar #180 - scootabot (11/08/2014) [-]
So, kicking a bottle straight up, at those speeds, with the strength that the little girl could muster is possible? I mean, I'd understand if the bottle was sent skywards, I can get that far, but at the speed it did when she made contact... I'm having trouble believing it.

And one could argue that the dummy was filled with water, which could explain why the dummy moves after the kick had already been done. But wouldn't the whole thing move? Not just the red part? Even then, it'd take less than a second for the water to recoil, but there is too much time between the kick and when it moves.

I dunno. I tried not focusing on it, because, after all, it was just a little girl kicking a bottle.
User avatar #181 - dracory (11/08/2014) [-]
ya the bag moving at the end was weird i'll admit, might just be the camera but i had an 8 year old in my class who could use a bo staff twice his size with ease he had the hardest kicks cause his center of gravity was so low (he was a black belt by age 7) never underestimate a person do to their size
User avatar #184 - scootabot (11/08/2014) [-]
Well, if the camera is the culprit, then why doesn't the rest of the image move? I've been focused on this for a while and I've centered every minor change. The base doesn't move at all, just the top. That's why I'm questioning the validity of this gif, at the very moment.

I'm trying to look at this as if it were a grown man kicking this bottle. I'm just confused, is all. People don't seem to be very happy with me saying that it doesn't matter that physics shouldn't be discussed. Lol.
User avatar #185 - dracory (11/08/2014) [-]
as i said it is possible i've tried it with my home bag and got it to launch but not straight up (to tall for my home bag) as for it moving i was only giving a possible explanation
#9 - should have gone a little to the right 11/08/2014 on Almost 0
#73 - i was just having fun no need to nit pick everything 11/07/2014 on What are your thoughts on... 0
#665 - whenever i need a pick-me-up i return here to bask in the glor…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2014 on Tribute to our king +5
User avatar #666 - huskygunner (11/10/2014) [-]
Exactly my thoughts when I came back to this glorious piece today.
#29 - yes i just read that a few minutes ago my source was a bit slo…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/07/2014 on What are your thoughts on... +3
User avatar #51 - tkfourtwoone (11/07/2014) [-]
That's not Konoha symbol, you dweeb, that's a sexy Akatsuki robe

(you can notice the Konoha symbol replacing the "O" in "One Piece" in the header tho)
User avatar #73 - dracory (11/07/2014) [-]
i was just having fun no need to nit pick everything
#113 - he's always the exception he's the batman of marvel he is alwa… 11/07/2014 on Spiderman is best hero +2
#24 - is no one going to mention the one piece jab they made in the …  [+] (4 new replies) 11/07/2014 on What are your thoughts on... +1
User avatar #28 - thewiseass (11/07/2014) [-]
One piece also did a little jab with their opening art thing on the last chapter, luffy is eating with naruto in his original getup but nami is blocking the view of naruto.
User avatar #29 - dracory (11/07/2014) [-]
yes i just read that a few minutes ago my source was a bit slow but i thought the bigger clue was nami's dress covered in konohas symbol
User avatar #51 - tkfourtwoone (11/07/2014) [-]
That's not Konoha symbol, you dweeb, that's a sexy Akatsuki robe

(you can notice the Konoha symbol replacing the "O" in "One Piece" in the header tho)
User avatar #73 - dracory (11/07/2014) [-]
i was just having fun no need to nit pick everything
#42 - hell she even knew jack jack's powers before they even appeared 11/04/2014 on Edna planned it all +5
#146 - if it was russia i think we would be seeing it from the red ca… 11/03/2014 on And this guy is fucked 0
#141 - no he doesn't in most situations where lives may be at stake t… 11/03/2014 on And this guy is fucked 0
#140 - i already said it was a movie i was only giving examples 11/03/2014 on And this guy is fucked 0
#71 - also if a funeral happens cops ride ahead to slow then stop tr… 11/03/2014 on And this guy is fucked 0
#70 - ok this is for all the who's fault it is ******** …  [+] (23 new replies) 11/03/2014 on And this guy is fucked +30
#131 - anonymous (11/03/2014) [-]
EMT here, took required CEVO course required by my squad and regularly drive an ambulance with lights and sirens. The law for driving an ambulance, at least, is that people are supposed to yield to you if you are using lights and sirens, and can be ticketed if they don't, but you must stop completely at each red light, and for any accident you cause while running a red light you are still held liable as if you were not an emergency vehicle. My guess is that the guy who ran into the cop car would be ticketed, but the cop would be held liable for damage expenses (most likely covered by the department)


tl;dr red car ticketed, cop pays for damages
User avatar #134 - captainrattrap (11/03/2014) [-]
...

That's surprisingly fair.
User avatar #133 - xineous (11/03/2014) [-]
forgot to log in, any questions/hate can be directed towards me
#130 - anonymous (11/03/2014) [-]
actually for first responders at least we are held liable for any accidents for crossing during red lights etc
User avatar #123 - nudybooty (11/03/2014) [-]
Can't be paramedic or fire, the camera looks too low.
User avatar #126 - mcknyte (11/03/2014) [-]
It's literally a shot from the movie Nightcrawler
User avatar #127 - nudybooty (11/03/2014) [-]
Well that solves everything.
User avatar #140 - dracory (11/03/2014) [-]
i already said it was a movie i was only giving examples
User avatar #128 - mcknyte (11/03/2014) [-]
Great movie by the way, wholeheartedly recommend it
#122 - anonymous (11/03/2014) [-]
emergency vehicle is at fault here, it's an intersection with traffic lights.
it's their duty to make sure it's vehicles had stop before they make the pass.
it's just common sense
User avatar #118 - garymuthafuknoak (11/03/2014) [-]
or it could be in russia
User avatar #146 - dracory (11/03/2014) [-]
if it was russia i think we would be seeing it from the red cars point of veiw
User avatar #98 - garymotherfingoak (11/03/2014) [-]
i have a hunch the cop would give him the maximum possible charge, so a hell of a lot more than a citation.
#93 - xgolgothax (11/03/2014) [-]
Not necessarily, even during emergencies they're responsible for making sure they enter intersections safely.
User avatar #87 - fiveblackmen (11/03/2014) [-]
I don't know if it is like this in every state, but in NJ, police, ambulances and firetrucks are required to stop at stop signs and red lights, even if they have their lights and sirens on. In this situation, the cop would be at fault because he didn't stop and check that it was safe to go though. There was a similar accident at an intersection near where I work in which a cop was responding to a call and ran a stop sign. He was going about 50mph in a 25 zone and hit a woman who did not have a stop. Her car then jumped the curb and smashed a parked car into another parked car. He was at fault and the city had to pay for everything.
#148 - parked (11/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #78 - deadbyapril (11/03/2014) [-]
However you can clearly see the red light in the direction the officer is going. Meaning they have to yield no matter the situation to ensure their own safety, therefor, they are at fault not the civilian.
#88 - anonymous (11/03/2014) [-]
Uhh no, when the sirens are going it means there's an emergency, meaning you need to stay out of their way so they can save lives. While the civilian did have the green light, they are entirely at fault there for not yielding to the sirens.
#94 - xgolgothax (11/03/2014) [-]
It's a blind intersection, he couldn't see the lights until it was too late, and not everyone can hear a siren a block a way (hearing impairment is quite common)
User avatar #91 - deadbyapril (11/03/2014) [-]
The officer has to yield no matter the situation, sirens going or not. It is to ensure their safety as well as civilians.
User avatar #141 - dracory (11/03/2014) [-]
no he doesn't in most situations where lives may be at stake the sirens whole design is so you can tell it's coming so you can move and slow for them to pass
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User avatar #71 - dracory (11/03/2014) [-]
also if a funeral happens cops ride ahead to slow then stop traffic still in those case all cars except vehicles following the lead car may pass through the red lights, they are usually marked by purple flags around here
#100 - i know i'm just jumping in here but i thought last islan… 11/01/2014 on Only 3 more years of filler... 0
#84 - i dont know maybe the 2 swirling masses of fire, wind, and cha… 10/30/2014 on I'm a goofy goober yeah! 0
#61 - i first thought it would happen after the first fight in the V…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/30/2014 on I'm a goofy goober yeah! +1
#62 - chimi (10/30/2014) [-]
so what exactly screamed "dual maiming" to you
User avatar #84 - dracory (10/30/2014) [-]
i dont know maybe the 2 swirling masses of fire, wind, and chakra getting smashed together, only possible outcome is an explosion (but when has that ever killed them) so the second time they go MORE POWER and think nothing will happen i was expecting sasuke's whole left side burnt arm cindered, and naruto's right side all cut up his arm shredded. so not 100% right but close enough
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