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#234 - they do that with the the dialog symbols and it makes you pay …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/28/2013 on Dragon Age.... +1
User avatar #237 - existacne (06/28/2013) [-]
I don't think Mass effect dialog system was better that swkotor.
In Swkotor(and later in first dragon age) you had some dialog options to choose from, while in second dragon age and mass effect it's "good fella/joker guy/wanna be bad ass"-option and sometimes "i'd like to hear more information"-option.
User avatar #238 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
true the dialog options are limited i would like more
#231 - i think that removes some of the life from the game i mean wha…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/28/2013 on Dragon Age.... +1
User avatar #235 - fizzor (06/28/2013) [-]
It also removes some of the life from the game if you get ridiculous penalties for not butt-playing with your male teammate like in DA2. They should really give being on the "neutral ground" as an option. Don't get me wrong, I think it's a good thing that Bioware is defending the gay community. But their way of defending, like shown in DA2, went a wee tad too far, imo. Nobody likes it when something's forced on to you, and if you don't accept that, you get shit from it.
User avatar #236 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
really i shot down anders right from the begining, i mean what do i care if he liked me
User avatar #242 - fizzor (06/28/2013) [-]
Well yeah, naturally that's what you do if you don't want that, but I think it's downright stupid that if you refuse Anders (or any male character that makes advances towards you) at any point, you get rivalry points. Are you fucking kidding me? Oh yeah, right, it's a clear "I love you too" or "Go fuck yourself" situation. You choose the former, you get friendly approval and generally move your relationship in the direction that will end up with your character in bed with male teammate, but if you choose the latter, it's like the game says "Well fuck you too" and rewards you with rivalry points. I was pissed to realize that there's no neutral option that rewards you with neither, but lets you keep your relationship on the current status.
User avatar #243 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
in my master playthrought when i did the perfect playthrough i only got rivalry points with his twice both only -5 his gift easily fixed that and i accepted his questlines without needed a bromance moment
User avatar #239 - existacne (06/28/2013) [-]
I wonder if any of "gay romance" option are canon.
User avatar #241 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
not that i can find
User avatar #233 - existacne (06/28/2013) [-]
Hmm, in that case I'd prefer more dialog options like "you were great in that last battle, male friend (+1 friendship)" and "you were great in that last battle, male friend (+1 gау romance)".
User avatar #234 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
they do that with the the dialog symbols and it makes you pay attention to the charater cause if you made a bad choice it's cause you didnt know they wouldnt like that option
User avatar #237 - existacne (06/28/2013) [-]
I don't think Mass effect dialog system was better that swkotor.
In Swkotor(and later in first dragon age) you had some dialog options to choose from, while in second dragon age and mass effect it's "good fella/joker guy/wanna be bad ass"-option and sometimes "i'd like to hear more information"-option.
User avatar #238 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
true the dialog options are limited i would like more
#228 - as if i mean they didnt show much and you could flatly refuse …  [+] (12 new replies) 06/28/2013 on Dragon Age.... +2
User avatar #229 - existacne (06/28/2013) [-]
I'd still prefer the possibily to choose main hero's sexual orientation in the beggining of the game, the same moment when you choose his class.
User avatar #231 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
i think that removes some of the life from the game i mean what would be the point of romantic options if they only turned out the way you wanted them to i mean try keeping every party member happy and not have infighting it's funny as shit
User avatar #235 - fizzor (06/28/2013) [-]
It also removes some of the life from the game if you get ridiculous penalties for not butt-playing with your male teammate like in DA2. They should really give being on the "neutral ground" as an option. Don't get me wrong, I think it's a good thing that Bioware is defending the gay community. But their way of defending, like shown in DA2, went a wee tad too far, imo. Nobody likes it when something's forced on to you, and if you don't accept that, you get shit from it.
User avatar #236 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
really i shot down anders right from the begining, i mean what do i care if he liked me
User avatar #242 - fizzor (06/28/2013) [-]
Well yeah, naturally that's what you do if you don't want that, but I think it's downright stupid that if you refuse Anders (or any male character that makes advances towards you) at any point, you get rivalry points. Are you fucking kidding me? Oh yeah, right, it's a clear "I love you too" or "Go fuck yourself" situation. You choose the former, you get friendly approval and generally move your relationship in the direction that will end up with your character in bed with male teammate, but if you choose the latter, it's like the game says "Well fuck you too" and rewards you with rivalry points. I was pissed to realize that there's no neutral option that rewards you with neither, but lets you keep your relationship on the current status.
User avatar #243 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
in my master playthrought when i did the perfect playthrough i only got rivalry points with his twice both only -5 his gift easily fixed that and i accepted his questlines without needed a bromance moment
User avatar #239 - existacne (06/28/2013) [-]
I wonder if any of "gay romance" option are canon.
User avatar #241 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
not that i can find
User avatar #233 - existacne (06/28/2013) [-]
Hmm, in that case I'd prefer more dialog options like "you were great in that last battle, male friend (+1 friendship)" and "you were great in that last battle, male friend (+1 gау romance)".
User avatar #234 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
they do that with the the dialog symbols and it makes you pay attention to the charater cause if you made a bad choice it's cause you didnt know they wouldnt like that option
User avatar #237 - existacne (06/28/2013) [-]
I don't think Mass effect dialog system was better that swkotor.
In Swkotor(and later in first dragon age) you had some dialog options to choose from, while in second dragon age and mass effect it's "good fella/joker guy/wanna be bad ass"-option and sometimes "i'd like to hear more information"-option.
User avatar #238 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
true the dialog options are limited i would like more
#226 - dispite the reviews i liked the dragon age series  [+] (14 new replies) 06/28/2013 on Dragon Age.... 0
User avatar #227 - existacne (06/28/2013) [-]
That's post isn't about "We don't like Dragon Age", it's about "/i'm afraid new Dragon Age will be gау simulator".
User avatar #228 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
as if i mean they didnt show much and you could flatly refuse any advances so its not like the game forced you to be gay
User avatar #229 - existacne (06/28/2013) [-]
I'd still prefer the possibily to choose main hero's sexual orientation in the beggining of the game, the same moment when you choose his class.
User avatar #231 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
i think that removes some of the life from the game i mean what would be the point of romantic options if they only turned out the way you wanted them to i mean try keeping every party member happy and not have infighting it's funny as shit
User avatar #235 - fizzor (06/28/2013) [-]
It also removes some of the life from the game if you get ridiculous penalties for not butt-playing with your male teammate like in DA2. They should really give being on the "neutral ground" as an option. Don't get me wrong, I think it's a good thing that Bioware is defending the gay community. But their way of defending, like shown in DA2, went a wee tad too far, imo. Nobody likes it when something's forced on to you, and if you don't accept that, you get shit from it.
User avatar #236 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
really i shot down anders right from the begining, i mean what do i care if he liked me
User avatar #242 - fizzor (06/28/2013) [-]
Well yeah, naturally that's what you do if you don't want that, but I think it's downright stupid that if you refuse Anders (or any male character that makes advances towards you) at any point, you get rivalry points. Are you fucking kidding me? Oh yeah, right, it's a clear "I love you too" or "Go fuck yourself" situation. You choose the former, you get friendly approval and generally move your relationship in the direction that will end up with your character in bed with male teammate, but if you choose the latter, it's like the game says "Well fuck you too" and rewards you with rivalry points. I was pissed to realize that there's no neutral option that rewards you with neither, but lets you keep your relationship on the current status.
User avatar #243 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
in my master playthrought when i did the perfect playthrough i only got rivalry points with his twice both only -5 his gift easily fixed that and i accepted his questlines without needed a bromance moment
User avatar #239 - existacne (06/28/2013) [-]
I wonder if any of "gay romance" option are canon.
User avatar #241 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
not that i can find
User avatar #233 - existacne (06/28/2013) [-]
Hmm, in that case I'd prefer more dialog options like "you were great in that last battle, male friend (+1 friendship)" and "you were great in that last battle, male friend (+1 gау romance)".
User avatar #234 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
they do that with the the dialog symbols and it makes you pay attention to the charater cause if you made a bad choice it's cause you didnt know they wouldnt like that option
User avatar #237 - existacne (06/28/2013) [-]
I don't think Mass effect dialog system was better that swkotor.
In Swkotor(and later in first dragon age) you had some dialog options to choose from, while in second dragon age and mass effect it's "good fella/joker guy/wanna be bad ass"-option and sometimes "i'd like to hear more information"-option.
User avatar #238 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
true the dialog options are limited i would like more
#12 - at least you have the balls to keep it up their most people flee  [+] (8 new replies) 06/27/2013 on Gamer Girls +11
#64 - godzillaeatslazers (06/28/2013) [-]
their? do you mean where?
User avatar #65 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
no i ment there my mistake
User avatar #66 - godzillaeatslazers (06/28/2013) [-]
Your Sentence is still incorrect though it makes no sense if "there" was there it would make sense if "where" was there
User avatar #68 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
i serious must have been drunk when i typed that message
User avatar #67 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
nope the other mistake is i forgot the word would inbetween people and flee
User avatar #69 - godzillaeatslazers (06/28/2013) [-]
Well now that you put it that way i see how it could be correct but you would need a , between there and most so it would be like this

at least you have the balls to keep it up there, most people would flee
User avatar #74 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
why bother with the , if i didnt cap the first letter nor and a .
User avatar #76 - godzillaeatslazers (06/28/2013) [-]
yes but the pause is needed in there or it just sounds like you some how mistaken a t for a w

"Just a little side note to add on the first things when I looked at the replay pop up where "Gamer Girls" and "69'
#81 - srry i think thats was my uncle that did that 06/27/2013 on Should i run? 0
#16 - egyptian history  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2013 on world's smartest cat 0
User avatar #17 - penguinstampede (06/27/2013) [-]
okay i'll go wikipedia it now thanks!
#14 - what so specail this is average for cats i mean they ruled a c…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/27/2013 on world's smartest cat -3
User avatar #15 - penguinstampede (06/27/2013) [-]
source?
User avatar #16 - dracory (06/27/2013) [-]
egyptian history
User avatar #17 - penguinstampede (06/27/2013) [-]
okay i'll go wikipedia it now thanks!
#25 - so this will be the thing to haunt my nightmares tonight. . . … 06/26/2013 on Pokemon fusion time 0
#24 - godzilla and mothra!!!!!!!! 06/26/2013 on Pokemon fusion time -2
#14 - of course 06/26/2013 on One Feel 0
#11 - i'm talking the current zoro  [+] (3 new replies) 06/26/2013 on One Feel 0
User avatar #12 - tobykiki (06/26/2013) [-]
Sorry, I misread challenged as changed. But yeah, following the anime I don't think any of them have really been challenged.
User avatar #13 - tobykiki (06/26/2013) [-]
After time skip of course.
User avatar #14 - dracory (06/26/2013) [-]
of course
#8 - he hasnt even been challenged yet so he's getting bored  [+] (5 new replies) 06/26/2013 on One Feel 0
User avatar #10 - tobykiki (06/26/2013) [-]
I think he has though, he hated Luffy and then later on in the series he is willing to nearly sacrificing himself for his crew.
User avatar #11 - dracory (06/26/2013) [-]
i'm talking the current zoro
User avatar #12 - tobykiki (06/26/2013) [-]
Sorry, I misread challenged as changed. But yeah, following the anime I don't think any of them have really been challenged.
User avatar #13 - tobykiki (06/26/2013) [-]
After time skip of course.
User avatar #14 - dracory (06/26/2013) [-]
of course
#206 - single by cjoice i did date later in highschool we lasted 3 ye… 06/25/2013 on MFW I see my friend trying... 0
#17 - but i would think he would agree with luffy and help him so th… 06/25/2013 on logic 0
#28 - i was always the guys people came to for dating advise never b…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/25/2013 on MFW I see my friend trying... +1
User avatar #56 - GnRNoD (06/25/2013) [-]
Pehaps you should try applying some of your own logic yourself.
If it works for others...
(I'm only saying this because I used to be like that) get my friends all the chicks get no chick myself... then I started doing it, they mostly said yes to a kiss or a dance that lead to a makeout session and now at 26 that simple kiss probably leads to a motel.
And I still make my friends get the chicks, except for one, I don't know how to fix him... but he's my nemesis he just doesn't get the chicks and he's good looking.
User avatar #206 - dracory (06/25/2013) [-]
single by cjoice i did date later in highschool we lasted 3 years but she moved away and we agree to go our own ways
#7 - he's batman, he knows it's there, he just dont give a *… 06/24/2013 on Its Ding a ling time +10
#236 - ok another reason this wouldnt work is even if you shined a li… 06/23/2013 on Box of mirrors 0
#233 - this still looks amazing but my mind is replacing the camera i… 06/23/2013 on Box of mirrors +2
#16 - it suits him perfectly. . . (walk away quickly) 06/23/2013 on Go ahead, say something... 0
#17 - srry pay that no mind i had a stupid moment 06/23/2013 on The death of culture -1
#16 - Comment deleted 06/23/2013 on The death of culture 0
#4 - Comment deleted 06/23/2013 on Don't 0
#19 - thats like saying because you die it's unnatural there has bee… 06/23/2013 on Smokers are dope 0
#16 - pretty normal in some areas i mean look at forest fires if the…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/23/2013 on Smokers are dope 0
User avatar #17 - amaezin (06/23/2013) [-]
inhaling smoke from forest fires kills animals dude. It's not something that is done purposely in nature.
User avatar #19 - dracory (06/23/2013) [-]
thats like saying because you die it's unnatural there has been fire since the neanderthaws and records show that weed has been around for at minimum 3000 years and as a weed will overgrow an area if left unchecked by nature or man and their have been many cases where fields of weed have burned down covering a large area with minimal damge to either the ecosystem or the civillan population i mean theres is even a fucking meme about firefights high after putting out a weedfire
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