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#41 - ah still you know he helped the other guy pull the crime  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2013 on toys r us +2
User avatar #42 - hoopajoo (07/02/2013) [-]
Waitaminute! Isn't that Travon Martin in the hoodie?
#39 - what do you mean the other black guy isnt running  [+] (3 new replies) 07/02/2013 on toys r us +2
User avatar #40 - hoopajoo (07/02/2013) [-]
No, he has a hoodie covering his face and is protesting.
User avatar #41 - dracory (07/02/2013) [-]
ah still you know he helped the other guy pull the crime
User avatar #42 - hoopajoo (07/02/2013) [-]
Waitaminute! Isn't that Travon Martin in the hoodie?
#91 - i got that option once . . .did it in 2 minutes  [+] (3 new replies) 07/01/2013 on Snacks -7
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#104 - adamks (07/01/2013) [-]
So about 42 clicks per second? That's impressive.
#120 - iceholder (07/01/2013) [-]
#148 - you know how some people are 06/30/2013 on Just Zoro 0
#146 - i placed it for those that couldnt. . .  [+] (2 new replies) 06/30/2013 on Just Zoro 0
User avatar #147 - centurionprime (06/30/2013) [-]
couldnt what?

imagine how zoro could possibly get past such a formiddable defense?
User avatar #148 - dracory (06/30/2013) [-]
you know how some people are
#145 - srry i didnt mean to offend 06/30/2013 on Just Zoro 0
#133 - amd on top of no one wanting it to happen there is no fruit th… 06/30/2013 on Just Zoro 0
#132 - if he saw one again he'd cut the ground with the oil on it and…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/30/2013 on Just Zoro 0
User avatar #144 - centurionprime (06/30/2013) [-]
he could do tons of things, I dont need you to help me imagine what zoro could do to a fucking OIL SLICK.

god why am i so offended.

sorry for being rude but that just pissed me off so bad.
User avatar #146 - dracory (06/30/2013) [-]
i placed it for those that couldnt. . .
User avatar #147 - centurionprime (06/30/2013) [-]
couldnt what?

imagine how zoro could possibly get past such a formiddable defense?
User avatar #148 - dracory (06/30/2013) [-]
you know how some people are
User avatar #145 - dracory (06/30/2013) [-]
srry i didnt mean to offend
#2 - same i know i should it but i cant place it 06/29/2013 on Best Fairy Tale Ever 0
#249 - "yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today i… 06/28/2013 on Ed,Edd, and Eddy the... 0
#247 - he has some hair you can see it at the rim of his hat 06/28/2013 on Ed,Edd, and Eddy the... +2
#74 - why bother with the , if i didnt cap the first letter nor and a .  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2013 on Gamer Girls 0
User avatar #76 - godzillaeatslazers (06/28/2013) [-]
yes but the pause is needed in there or it just sounds like you some how mistaken a t for a w

"Just a little side note to add on the first things when I looked at the replay pop up where "Gamer Girls" and "69'
#68 - i serious must have been drunk when i typed that message 06/28/2013 on Gamer Girls 0
#67 - nope the other mistake is i forgot the word would inbetween pe…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/28/2013 on Gamer Girls 0
User avatar #69 - godzillaeatslazers (06/28/2013) [-]
Well now that you put it that way i see how it could be correct but you would need a , between there and most so it would be like this

at least you have the balls to keep it up there, most people would flee
User avatar #74 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
why bother with the , if i didnt cap the first letter nor and a .
User avatar #76 - godzillaeatslazers (06/28/2013) [-]
yes but the pause is needed in there or it just sounds like you some how mistaken a t for a w

"Just a little side note to add on the first things when I looked at the replay pop up where "Gamer Girls" and "69'
#65 - no i ment there my mistake  [+] (6 new replies) 06/28/2013 on Gamer Girls 0
User avatar #66 - godzillaeatslazers (06/28/2013) [-]
Your Sentence is still incorrect though it makes no sense if "there" was there it would make sense if "where" was there
User avatar #68 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
i serious must have been drunk when i typed that message
User avatar #67 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
nope the other mistake is i forgot the word would inbetween people and flee
User avatar #69 - godzillaeatslazers (06/28/2013) [-]
Well now that you put it that way i see how it could be correct but you would need a , between there and most so it would be like this

at least you have the balls to keep it up there, most people would flee
User avatar #74 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
why bother with the , if i didnt cap the first letter nor and a .
User avatar #76 - godzillaeatslazers (06/28/2013) [-]
yes but the pause is needed in there or it just sounds like you some how mistaken a t for a w

"Just a little side note to add on the first things when I looked at the replay pop up where "Gamer Girls" and "69'
#243 - in my master playthrought when i did the perfect playthrough … 06/28/2013 on Dragon Age.... 0
#241 - not that i can find 06/28/2013 on Dragon Age.... +1
#238 - true the dialog options are limited i would like more 06/28/2013 on Dragon Age.... +1
#236 - really i shot down anders right from the begining, i mean what…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/28/2013 on Dragon Age.... +1
User avatar #242 - fizzor (06/28/2013) [-]
Well yeah, naturally that's what you do if you don't want that, but I think it's downright stupid that if you refuse Anders (or any male character that makes advances towards you) at any point, you get rivalry points. Are you fucking kidding me? Oh yeah, right, it's a clear "I love you too" or "Go fuck yourself" situation. You choose the former, you get friendly approval and generally move your relationship in the direction that will end up with your character in bed with male teammate, but if you choose the latter, it's like the game says "Well fuck you too" and rewards you with rivalry points. I was pissed to realize that there's no neutral option that rewards you with neither, but lets you keep your relationship on the current status.
User avatar #243 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
in my master playthrought when i did the perfect playthrough i only got rivalry points with his twice both only -5 his gift easily fixed that and i accepted his questlines without needed a bromance moment
User avatar #239 - existacne (06/28/2013) [-]
I wonder if any of "gay romance" option are canon.
User avatar #241 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
not that i can find
#234 - they do that with the the dialog symbols and it makes you pay …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/28/2013 on Dragon Age.... +1
User avatar #237 - existacne (06/28/2013) [-]
I don't think Mass effect dialog system was better that swkotor.
In Swkotor(and later in first dragon age) you had some dialog options to choose from, while in second dragon age and mass effect it's "good fella/joker guy/wanna be bad ass"-option and sometimes "i'd like to hear more information"-option.
User avatar #238 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
true the dialog options are limited i would like more
#231 - i think that removes some of the life from the game i mean wha…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/28/2013 on Dragon Age.... +1
User avatar #235 - fizzor (06/28/2013) [-]
It also removes some of the life from the game if you get ridiculous penalties for not butt-playing with your male teammate like in DA2. They should really give being on the "neutral ground" as an option. Don't get me wrong, I think it's a good thing that Bioware is defending the gay community. But their way of defending, like shown in DA2, went a wee tad too far, imo. Nobody likes it when something's forced on to you, and if you don't accept that, you get shit from it.
User avatar #236 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
really i shot down anders right from the begining, i mean what do i care if he liked me
User avatar #242 - fizzor (06/28/2013) [-]
Well yeah, naturally that's what you do if you don't want that, but I think it's downright stupid that if you refuse Anders (or any male character that makes advances towards you) at any point, you get rivalry points. Are you fucking kidding me? Oh yeah, right, it's a clear "I love you too" or "Go fuck yourself" situation. You choose the former, you get friendly approval and generally move your relationship in the direction that will end up with your character in bed with male teammate, but if you choose the latter, it's like the game says "Well fuck you too" and rewards you with rivalry points. I was pissed to realize that there's no neutral option that rewards you with neither, but lets you keep your relationship on the current status.
User avatar #243 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
in my master playthrought when i did the perfect playthrough i only got rivalry points with his twice both only -5 his gift easily fixed that and i accepted his questlines without needed a bromance moment
User avatar #239 - existacne (06/28/2013) [-]
I wonder if any of "gay romance" option are canon.
User avatar #241 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
not that i can find
User avatar #233 - existacne (06/28/2013) [-]
Hmm, in that case I'd prefer more dialog options like "you were great in that last battle, male friend (+1 friendship)" and "you were great in that last battle, male friend (+1 gау romance)".
User avatar #234 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
they do that with the the dialog symbols and it makes you pay attention to the charater cause if you made a bad choice it's cause you didnt know they wouldnt like that option
User avatar #237 - existacne (06/28/2013) [-]
I don't think Mass effect dialog system was better that swkotor.
In Swkotor(and later in first dragon age) you had some dialog options to choose from, while in second dragon age and mass effect it's "good fella/joker guy/wanna be bad ass"-option and sometimes "i'd like to hear more information"-option.
User avatar #238 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
true the dialog options are limited i would like more
#228 - as if i mean they didnt show much and you could flatly refuse …  [+] (12 new replies) 06/28/2013 on Dragon Age.... +2
User avatar #229 - existacne (06/28/2013) [-]
I'd still prefer the possibily to choose main hero's sexual orientation in the beggining of the game, the same moment when you choose his class.
User avatar #231 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
i think that removes some of the life from the game i mean what would be the point of romantic options if they only turned out the way you wanted them to i mean try keeping every party member happy and not have infighting it's funny as shit
User avatar #235 - fizzor (06/28/2013) [-]
It also removes some of the life from the game if you get ridiculous penalties for not butt-playing with your male teammate like in DA2. They should really give being on the "neutral ground" as an option. Don't get me wrong, I think it's a good thing that Bioware is defending the gay community. But their way of defending, like shown in DA2, went a wee tad too far, imo. Nobody likes it when something's forced on to you, and if you don't accept that, you get shit from it.
User avatar #236 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
really i shot down anders right from the begining, i mean what do i care if he liked me
User avatar #242 - fizzor (06/28/2013) [-]
Well yeah, naturally that's what you do if you don't want that, but I think it's downright stupid that if you refuse Anders (or any male character that makes advances towards you) at any point, you get rivalry points. Are you fucking kidding me? Oh yeah, right, it's a clear "I love you too" or "Go fuck yourself" situation. You choose the former, you get friendly approval and generally move your relationship in the direction that will end up with your character in bed with male teammate, but if you choose the latter, it's like the game says "Well fuck you too" and rewards you with rivalry points. I was pissed to realize that there's no neutral option that rewards you with neither, but lets you keep your relationship on the current status.
User avatar #243 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
in my master playthrought when i did the perfect playthrough i only got rivalry points with his twice both only -5 his gift easily fixed that and i accepted his questlines without needed a bromance moment
User avatar #239 - existacne (06/28/2013) [-]
I wonder if any of "gay romance" option are canon.
User avatar #241 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
not that i can find
User avatar #233 - existacne (06/28/2013) [-]
Hmm, in that case I'd prefer more dialog options like "you were great in that last battle, male friend (+1 friendship)" and "you were great in that last battle, male friend (+1 gау romance)".
User avatar #234 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
they do that with the the dialog symbols and it makes you pay attention to the charater cause if you made a bad choice it's cause you didnt know they wouldnt like that option
User avatar #237 - existacne (06/28/2013) [-]
I don't think Mass effect dialog system was better that swkotor.
In Swkotor(and later in first dragon age) you had some dialog options to choose from, while in second dragon age and mass effect it's "good fella/joker guy/wanna be bad ass"-option and sometimes "i'd like to hear more information"-option.
User avatar #238 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
true the dialog options are limited i would like more
#226 - dispite the reviews i liked the dragon age series  [+] (14 new replies) 06/28/2013 on Dragon Age.... 0
User avatar #227 - existacne (06/28/2013) [-]
That's post isn't about "We don't like Dragon Age", it's about "/i'm afraid new Dragon Age will be gау simulator".
User avatar #228 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
as if i mean they didnt show much and you could flatly refuse any advances so its not like the game forced you to be gay
User avatar #229 - existacne (06/28/2013) [-]
I'd still prefer the possibily to choose main hero's sexual orientation in the beggining of the game, the same moment when you choose his class.
User avatar #231 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
i think that removes some of the life from the game i mean what would be the point of romantic options if they only turned out the way you wanted them to i mean try keeping every party member happy and not have infighting it's funny as shit
User avatar #235 - fizzor (06/28/2013) [-]
It also removes some of the life from the game if you get ridiculous penalties for not butt-playing with your male teammate like in DA2. They should really give being on the "neutral ground" as an option. Don't get me wrong, I think it's a good thing that Bioware is defending the gay community. But their way of defending, like shown in DA2, went a wee tad too far, imo. Nobody likes it when something's forced on to you, and if you don't accept that, you get shit from it.
User avatar #236 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
really i shot down anders right from the begining, i mean what do i care if he liked me
User avatar #242 - fizzor (06/28/2013) [-]
Well yeah, naturally that's what you do if you don't want that, but I think it's downright stupid that if you refuse Anders (or any male character that makes advances towards you) at any point, you get rivalry points. Are you fucking kidding me? Oh yeah, right, it's a clear "I love you too" or "Go fuck yourself" situation. You choose the former, you get friendly approval and generally move your relationship in the direction that will end up with your character in bed with male teammate, but if you choose the latter, it's like the game says "Well fuck you too" and rewards you with rivalry points. I was pissed to realize that there's no neutral option that rewards you with neither, but lets you keep your relationship on the current status.
User avatar #243 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
in my master playthrought when i did the perfect playthrough i only got rivalry points with his twice both only -5 his gift easily fixed that and i accepted his questlines without needed a bromance moment
User avatar #239 - existacne (06/28/2013) [-]
I wonder if any of "gay romance" option are canon.
User avatar #241 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
not that i can find
User avatar #233 - existacne (06/28/2013) [-]
Hmm, in that case I'd prefer more dialog options like "you were great in that last battle, male friend (+1 friendship)" and "you were great in that last battle, male friend (+1 gау romance)".
User avatar #234 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
they do that with the the dialog symbols and it makes you pay attention to the charater cause if you made a bad choice it's cause you didnt know they wouldnt like that option
User avatar #237 - existacne (06/28/2013) [-]
I don't think Mass effect dialog system was better that swkotor.
In Swkotor(and later in first dragon age) you had some dialog options to choose from, while in second dragon age and mass effect it's "good fella/joker guy/wanna be bad ass"-option and sometimes "i'd like to hear more information"-option.
User avatar #238 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
true the dialog options are limited i would like more
#12 - at least you have the balls to keep it up their most people flee  [+] (8 new replies) 06/27/2013 on Gamer Girls +11
#64 - godzillaeatslazers (06/28/2013) [-]
their? do you mean where?
User avatar #65 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
no i ment there my mistake
User avatar #66 - godzillaeatslazers (06/28/2013) [-]
Your Sentence is still incorrect though it makes no sense if "there" was there it would make sense if "where" was there
User avatar #68 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
i serious must have been drunk when i typed that message
User avatar #67 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
nope the other mistake is i forgot the word would inbetween people and flee
User avatar #69 - godzillaeatslazers (06/28/2013) [-]
Well now that you put it that way i see how it could be correct but you would need a , between there and most so it would be like this

at least you have the balls to keep it up there, most people would flee
User avatar #74 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
why bother with the , if i didnt cap the first letter nor and a .
User avatar #76 - godzillaeatslazers (06/28/2013) [-]
yes but the pause is needed in there or it just sounds like you some how mistaken a t for a w

"Just a little side note to add on the first things when I looked at the replay pop up where "Gamer Girls" and "69'
#81 - srry i think thats was my uncle that did that 06/27/2013 on Should i run? 0
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