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Date Signed Up:6/11/2012
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#5 - o think she already knows and does like it 07/02/2013 on He's Screwed +14
#35 - it wasnt when i saw this  [+] (19 new replies) 07/02/2013 on Chang -1
User avatar #84 - edwardyeap (07/02/2013) [-]
Actually, it was. Your comment was just 6 hours ago, whereas the top comment was 17 hours ago. Simple math, the top comment was long before you saw this.
User avatar #85 - dracory (07/02/2013) [-]
but it didnt reach top comment till later after i saw this just because the coment was first doesnt mean it was automaticly top comment
User avatar #86 - edwardyeap (07/02/2013) [-]
It actually was ONE OF the top comments. So, you could've at least scrolled down a little on the Top Comment tab for this post.
User avatar #87 - dracory (07/02/2013) [-]
i dont look at top comment first
User avatar #88 - edwardyeap (07/02/2013) [-]
Fucking hell. My point was you COULD HAVE tried clicking on the Top Comment button and started looking. Take my advice, most of the source are posted on the top comments section.
User avatar #89 - dracory (07/02/2013) [-]
why should i assume the answer was already posted
User avatar #90 - edwardyeap (07/02/2013) [-]
Because this show is popular in this website and answers will be easily found throughout the comments section, top comment or not. You either search for it or not search for it. You should know newfags in this site don't like people repeating questions (That is unless you haven't been here for at least 2 years).
User avatar #91 - dracory (07/02/2013) [-]
why is everyone attacking me for asking a damn question
User avatar #92 - edwardyeap (07/02/2013) [-]
I'm not attacking you, my point was just telling you to look out on the top comments section.
User avatar #95 - dracory (07/02/2013) [-]
i cant agree with the numbers above tho
User avatar #96 - edwardyeap (07/02/2013) [-]
Okay, that sentence made no sense. Are you talking about thumbs or what?
User avatar #98 - dracory (07/02/2013) [-]
the red up above all i did was ask a question and this turned into a bigger topic then any other comment i've left in the laft 2 days
User avatar #100 - edwardyeap (07/02/2013) [-]
So, you basically blaming me on your red thumbs? I said I wasn't attacking you, then you started saying shit like "i cant agree with the numbers above". In your point of view, I'm attacking you? If you feel that way, I won't feel sorry at all because you gotta know when someone is attacking you or not. My one point "read the top comment first" becomes an orgy of faggotry that makes it look like I attacking you. Oh, if you misread or anything I said "I" wasn't attacking you, not the other members, get it straight.
User avatar #104 - dracory (07/02/2013) [-]
i didnt specify you or anyone, i just dont see why this comment is getting hit so hard it's been up to 3 green and as low as 5 red
User avatar #101 - dracory (07/02/2013) [-]
that wasnt directed as you
#112 - makmeasammich (07/02/2013) [-]
#105 - illusiveshade (07/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #103 - edwardyeap (07/02/2013) [-]
to* you. Then don't make it like you're blaming reds on me. I was precisely pointing out I wasn't attacking you, like I said I was saying me not the rest. "i cant agree with the numbers above tho" This was indirectly directed at me. You could've cleared it up and said, "But I can't agree with the reds the other users are giving me though". Look, if you love thumbs that much, go make some funny joke with better spelling/grammar.
User avatar #36 - killerliquid (07/02/2013) [-]
Good point.
#33 - ty . . . why are people thumbing me down???  [+] (26 new replies) 07/02/2013 on Chang 0
#63 - futuremarinesniper (07/02/2013) [-]
because you touch yourself at night
User avatar #64 - dracory (07/02/2013) [-]
i'll admit this was hilarious good jo
User avatar #47 - isomeras (07/02/2013) [-]
Because you're typing like a semi-retarded dyslexic prostitute who started her work at the age of 10 and dropped out of school at roughly the same time.
User avatar #49 - dracory (07/02/2013) [-]
so everyone would prefer the most common explantation and as for the insult on my education yes i have dyslexia, but i'm still have quite a knowledgable vocabulary. . .
User avatar #51 - isomeras (07/02/2013) [-]
I've got the opposite, known as Hyperlexia. I can spell just about any word, regardless of whether I've heard it or not, but you tell me to define a word and I can't. Even if I try to learn it, it slips away eventually.

That and I have aspergers. Yay for being an autistfag .-.
#34 - killerliquid (07/02/2013) [-]
Because source was in Top comments all along!
User avatar #35 - dracory (07/02/2013) [-]
it wasnt when i saw this
User avatar #84 - edwardyeap (07/02/2013) [-]
Actually, it was. Your comment was just 6 hours ago, whereas the top comment was 17 hours ago. Simple math, the top comment was long before you saw this.
User avatar #85 - dracory (07/02/2013) [-]
but it didnt reach top comment till later after i saw this just because the coment was first doesnt mean it was automaticly top comment
User avatar #86 - edwardyeap (07/02/2013) [-]
It actually was ONE OF the top comments. So, you could've at least scrolled down a little on the Top Comment tab for this post.
User avatar #87 - dracory (07/02/2013) [-]
i dont look at top comment first
User avatar #88 - edwardyeap (07/02/2013) [-]
Fucking hell. My point was you COULD HAVE tried clicking on the Top Comment button and started looking. Take my advice, most of the source are posted on the top comments section.
User avatar #89 - dracory (07/02/2013) [-]
why should i assume the answer was already posted
User avatar #90 - edwardyeap (07/02/2013) [-]
Because this show is popular in this website and answers will be easily found throughout the comments section, top comment or not. You either search for it or not search for it. You should know newfags in this site don't like people repeating questions (That is unless you haven't been here for at least 2 years).
User avatar #91 - dracory (07/02/2013) [-]
why is everyone attacking me for asking a damn question
User avatar #92 - edwardyeap (07/02/2013) [-]
I'm not attacking you, my point was just telling you to look out on the top comments section.
User avatar #95 - dracory (07/02/2013) [-]
i cant agree with the numbers above tho
User avatar #96 - edwardyeap (07/02/2013) [-]
Okay, that sentence made no sense. Are you talking about thumbs or what?
User avatar #98 - dracory (07/02/2013) [-]
the red up above all i did was ask a question and this turned into a bigger topic then any other comment i've left in the laft 2 days
User avatar #100 - edwardyeap (07/02/2013) [-]
So, you basically blaming me on your red thumbs? I said I wasn't attacking you, then you started saying shit like "i cant agree with the numbers above". In your point of view, I'm attacking you? If you feel that way, I won't feel sorry at all because you gotta know when someone is attacking you or not. My one point "read the top comment first" becomes an orgy of faggotry that makes it look like I attacking you. Oh, if you misread or anything I said "I" wasn't attacking you, not the other members, get it straight.
User avatar #104 - dracory (07/02/2013) [-]
i didnt specify you or anyone, i just dont see why this comment is getting hit so hard it's been up to 3 green and as low as 5 red
User avatar #101 - dracory (07/02/2013) [-]
that wasnt directed as you
#112 - makmeasammich (07/02/2013) [-]
#105 - illusiveshade (07/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #103 - edwardyeap (07/02/2013) [-]
to* you. Then don't make it like you're blaming reds on me. I was precisely pointing out I wasn't attacking you, like I said I was saying me not the rest. "i cant agree with the numbers above tho" This was indirectly directed at me. You could've cleared it up and said, "But I can't agree with the reds the other users are giving me though". Look, if you love thumbs that much, go make some funny joke with better spelling/grammar.
User avatar #36 - killerliquid (07/02/2013) [-]
Good point.
#19 - this is from?. . .??  [+] (29 new replies) 07/02/2013 on Chang +1
User avatar #60 - mrcocoabeans (07/02/2013) [-]
battletoads
User avatar #31 - killerliquid (07/02/2013) [-]
Association.
User avatar #33 - dracory (07/02/2013) [-]
ty . . . why are people thumbing me down???
#63 - futuremarinesniper (07/02/2013) [-]
because you touch yourself at night
User avatar #64 - dracory (07/02/2013) [-]
i'll admit this was hilarious good jo
User avatar #47 - isomeras (07/02/2013) [-]
Because you're typing like a semi-retarded dyslexic prostitute who started her work at the age of 10 and dropped out of school at roughly the same time.
User avatar #49 - dracory (07/02/2013) [-]
so everyone would prefer the most common explantation and as for the insult on my education yes i have dyslexia, but i'm still have quite a knowledgable vocabulary. . .
User avatar #51 - isomeras (07/02/2013) [-]
I've got the opposite, known as Hyperlexia. I can spell just about any word, regardless of whether I've heard it or not, but you tell me to define a word and I can't. Even if I try to learn it, it slips away eventually.

That and I have aspergers. Yay for being an autistfag .-.
#34 - killerliquid (07/02/2013) [-]
Because source was in Top comments all along!
User avatar #35 - dracory (07/02/2013) [-]
it wasnt when i saw this
User avatar #84 - edwardyeap (07/02/2013) [-]
Actually, it was. Your comment was just 6 hours ago, whereas the top comment was 17 hours ago. Simple math, the top comment was long before you saw this.
User avatar #85 - dracory (07/02/2013) [-]
but it didnt reach top comment till later after i saw this just because the coment was first doesnt mean it was automaticly top comment
User avatar #86 - edwardyeap (07/02/2013) [-]
It actually was ONE OF the top comments. So, you could've at least scrolled down a little on the Top Comment tab for this post.
User avatar #87 - dracory (07/02/2013) [-]
i dont look at top comment first
User avatar #88 - edwardyeap (07/02/2013) [-]
Fucking hell. My point was you COULD HAVE tried clicking on the Top Comment button and started looking. Take my advice, most of the source are posted on the top comments section.
User avatar #89 - dracory (07/02/2013) [-]
why should i assume the answer was already posted
User avatar #90 - edwardyeap (07/02/2013) [-]
Because this show is popular in this website and answers will be easily found throughout the comments section, top comment or not. You either search for it or not search for it. You should know newfags in this site don't like people repeating questions (That is unless you haven't been here for at least 2 years).
User avatar #91 - dracory (07/02/2013) [-]
why is everyone attacking me for asking a damn question
User avatar #92 - edwardyeap (07/02/2013) [-]
I'm not attacking you, my point was just telling you to look out on the top comments section.
User avatar #95 - dracory (07/02/2013) [-]
i cant agree with the numbers above tho
User avatar #96 - edwardyeap (07/02/2013) [-]
Okay, that sentence made no sense. Are you talking about thumbs or what?
User avatar #98 - dracory (07/02/2013) [-]
the red up above all i did was ask a question and this turned into a bigger topic then any other comment i've left in the laft 2 days
User avatar #100 - edwardyeap (07/02/2013) [-]
So, you basically blaming me on your red thumbs? I said I wasn't attacking you, then you started saying shit like "i cant agree with the numbers above". In your point of view, I'm attacking you? If you feel that way, I won't feel sorry at all because you gotta know when someone is attacking you or not. My one point "read the top comment first" becomes an orgy of faggotry that makes it look like I attacking you. Oh, if you misread or anything I said "I" wasn't attacking you, not the other members, get it straight.
User avatar #104 - dracory (07/02/2013) [-]
i didnt specify you or anyone, i just dont see why this comment is getting hit so hard it's been up to 3 green and as low as 5 red
User avatar #101 - dracory (07/02/2013) [-]
that wasnt directed as you
#112 - makmeasammich (07/02/2013) [-]
#105 - illusiveshade (07/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #103 - edwardyeap (07/02/2013) [-]
to* you. Then don't make it like you're blaming reds on me. I was precisely pointing out I wasn't attacking you, like I said I was saying me not the rest. "i cant agree with the numbers above tho" This was indirectly directed at me. You could've cleared it up and said, "But I can't agree with the reds the other users are giving me though". Look, if you love thumbs that much, go make some funny joke with better spelling/grammar.
User avatar #36 - killerliquid (07/02/2013) [-]
Good point.
#134 - basicly this is true althought a portal allows you to bypass s… 07/02/2013 on the ultimate test 0
#41 - ah still you know he helped the other guy pull the crime  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2013 on toys r us +2
User avatar #42 - hoopajoo (07/02/2013) [-]
Waitaminute! Isn't that Travon Martin in the hoodie?
#39 - what do you mean the other black guy isnt running  [+] (3 new replies) 07/02/2013 on toys r us +2
User avatar #40 - hoopajoo (07/02/2013) [-]
No, he has a hoodie covering his face and is protesting.
User avatar #41 - dracory (07/02/2013) [-]
ah still you know he helped the other guy pull the crime
User avatar #42 - hoopajoo (07/02/2013) [-]
Waitaminute! Isn't that Travon Martin in the hoodie?
#91 - i got that option once . . .did it in 2 minutes  [+] (3 new replies) 07/01/2013 on Snacks -7
#136 - noket has deleted their comment.
#104 - adamks (07/01/2013) [-]
So about 42 clicks per second? That's impressive.
#120 - iceholder (07/01/2013) [-]
#148 - you know how some people are 06/30/2013 on Just Zoro 0
#146 - i placed it for those that couldnt. . .  [+] (2 new replies) 06/30/2013 on Just Zoro 0
User avatar #147 - centurionprime (06/30/2013) [-]
couldnt what?

imagine how zoro could possibly get past such a formiddable defense?
User avatar #148 - dracory (06/30/2013) [-]
you know how some people are
#145 - srry i didnt mean to offend 06/30/2013 on Just Zoro 0
#133 - amd on top of no one wanting it to happen there is no fruit th… 06/30/2013 on Just Zoro 0
#132 - if he saw one again he'd cut the ground with the oil on it and…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/30/2013 on Just Zoro 0
User avatar #144 - centurionprime (06/30/2013) [-]
he could do tons of things, I dont need you to help me imagine what zoro could do to a fucking OIL SLICK.

god why am i so offended.

sorry for being rude but that just pissed me off so bad.
User avatar #146 - dracory (06/30/2013) [-]
i placed it for those that couldnt. . .
User avatar #147 - centurionprime (06/30/2013) [-]
couldnt what?

imagine how zoro could possibly get past such a formiddable defense?
User avatar #148 - dracory (06/30/2013) [-]
you know how some people are
User avatar #145 - dracory (06/30/2013) [-]
srry i didnt mean to offend
#2 - same i know i should it but i cant place it 06/29/2013 on Best Fairy Tale Ever 0
#249 - "yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today i… 06/28/2013 on Ed,Edd, and Eddy the... 0
#247 - he has some hair you can see it at the rim of his hat 06/28/2013 on Ed,Edd, and Eddy the... +2
#74 - why bother with the , if i didnt cap the first letter nor and a .  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2013 on Gamer Girls 0
User avatar #76 - godzillaeatslazers (06/28/2013) [-]
yes but the pause is needed in there or it just sounds like you some how mistaken a t for a w

"Just a little side note to add on the first things when I looked at the replay pop up where "Gamer Girls" and "69'
#68 - i serious must have been drunk when i typed that message 06/28/2013 on Gamer Girls 0
#67 - nope the other mistake is i forgot the word would inbetween pe…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/28/2013 on Gamer Girls 0
User avatar #69 - godzillaeatslazers (06/28/2013) [-]
Well now that you put it that way i see how it could be correct but you would need a , between there and most so it would be like this

at least you have the balls to keep it up there, most people would flee
User avatar #74 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
why bother with the , if i didnt cap the first letter nor and a .
User avatar #76 - godzillaeatslazers (06/28/2013) [-]
yes but the pause is needed in there or it just sounds like you some how mistaken a t for a w

"Just a little side note to add on the first things when I looked at the replay pop up where "Gamer Girls" and "69'
#65 - no i ment there my mistake  [+] (6 new replies) 06/28/2013 on Gamer Girls 0
User avatar #66 - godzillaeatslazers (06/28/2013) [-]
Your Sentence is still incorrect though it makes no sense if "there" was there it would make sense if "where" was there
User avatar #68 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
i serious must have been drunk when i typed that message
User avatar #67 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
nope the other mistake is i forgot the word would inbetween people and flee
User avatar #69 - godzillaeatslazers (06/28/2013) [-]
Well now that you put it that way i see how it could be correct but you would need a , between there and most so it would be like this

at least you have the balls to keep it up there, most people would flee
User avatar #74 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
why bother with the , if i didnt cap the first letter nor and a .
User avatar #76 - godzillaeatslazers (06/28/2013) [-]
yes but the pause is needed in there or it just sounds like you some how mistaken a t for a w

"Just a little side note to add on the first things when I looked at the replay pop up where "Gamer Girls" and "69'
#243 - in my master playthrought when i did the perfect playthrough … 06/28/2013 on Dragon Age.... 0
#241 - not that i can find 06/28/2013 on Dragon Age.... +1
#238 - true the dialog options are limited i would like more 06/28/2013 on Dragon Age.... +1
#236 - really i shot down anders right from the begining, i mean what…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/28/2013 on Dragon Age.... +1
User avatar #242 - fizzor (06/28/2013) [-]
Well yeah, naturally that's what you do if you don't want that, but I think it's downright stupid that if you refuse Anders (or any male character that makes advances towards you) at any point, you get rivalry points. Are you fucking kidding me? Oh yeah, right, it's a clear "I love you too" or "Go fuck yourself" situation. You choose the former, you get friendly approval and generally move your relationship in the direction that will end up with your character in bed with male teammate, but if you choose the latter, it's like the game says "Well fuck you too" and rewards you with rivalry points. I was pissed to realize that there's no neutral option that rewards you with neither, but lets you keep your relationship on the current status.
User avatar #243 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
in my master playthrought when i did the perfect playthrough i only got rivalry points with his twice both only -5 his gift easily fixed that and i accepted his questlines without needed a bromance moment
User avatar #239 - existacne (06/28/2013) [-]
I wonder if any of "gay romance" option are canon.
User avatar #241 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
not that i can find
#234 - they do that with the the dialog symbols and it makes you pay …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/28/2013 on Dragon Age.... +1
User avatar #237 - existacne (06/28/2013) [-]
I don't think Mass effect dialog system was better that swkotor.
In Swkotor(and later in first dragon age) you had some dialog options to choose from, while in second dragon age and mass effect it's "good fella/joker guy/wanna be bad ass"-option and sometimes "i'd like to hear more information"-option.
User avatar #238 - dracory (06/28/2013) [-]
true the dialog options are limited i would like more
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