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#212 - **dracory used "*roll 1, 01-20*"** **dracory rolls 15** 06/23/2016 on Luck check roll 1 0
#22 - the hook is a stun so he's eating up more time from the ult as… 06/23/2016 on Genji 0
#205 - i've been planning for this war back before high school i knew…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2016 on Witnessed +1
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#248 - xgrandmoffx (06/17/2016) [-]
I think I know what the starting lines will be. The struggle on the Korean border is just political saber rattling. Technically, the war never ended, but they figured out that it's not worth fighting in 1953, and the war came to a de-facto end. Our Cold War II struggles with Russia and China won't blow up, just as they didn't blow up in Cold War I. China is trying to expand a little bit in the south China sea and we want to hold them back, but America and China are so economically dependent that neither side wants a war. We aren't likely to declare war on Russia over their annexation of Crimea. It's a small patch of ethnically russian land, and if we were going to counter invade, we would have done so by now. Our meddling in Syria was a heavy risk for a while, but at this point, the Russians are in there and we aren't. The most significant consequence was that the Arab Spring (particularly because of our meddling in Syria) led to the refugee crisis.

My prediction is that Iran will start the war. For half a century, the civilized empires pointed nuclear weapons at each other, but we never started a war because we all prioritize self-preservation over the destruction of our enemies. Radical Islamists don't share this quality. Look at the way they launch terrorist attacks. In just about every case, their goal is not to survive, but to die fighting because of their twisted idea of martyrdom. Iran is under the rule of radical Shiite Islamists who for a long time have made it clear that they intend to wipe Israel off the map. Now, they are amassing the nuclear weapons that will finally give them that ability. I think that they will launch their nuclear weapons, ready and willing to die in a nuclear fire themselves.

The next step requires knowledge of the siege of Masada (70-73 AD). Jewish Zealots took shelter in the city, and their enemies, the Romans, could not simply walk in, so they build a ramp large enough for their army. Shortly before the ramp was completed, the Zealots committed mass suicide and torched the city, with only 7 people in the city escaping the mass suicide. Now, Israeli soldiers in the IDF are sworn in with the promise that "Masada shall not fall again." The Jewish people have made the commitment to themselves that if ever again they are all going to be defeated and die, they will die fighting and take as many of their enemies out with them. For thousands of years, the sons of Israel and the sons of Ishmael have been at conflict with each other. If Islam is to destroy Judaism, then the Jews will take Islam out with them. I suspect that if and when Iran launches at Israel, Israel will fire back with those 100 or so nukes that they don't officially have at Islam's holy sites: Mecca and Medina.

This will be the point when muslims around the world go bat shit crazy. Without the ability to complete their Hajj (one of the five pilars of Islam, and a mandatory pilgrimage for all muslims), a great majority, I suspect, will hasten to become "martyrs" by immediately striking out against any infidels they can find. At that point, the refugee crisis will take it's toll on Europe. It is trouble now, but it will be true anarchy and chaos when the time comes.

Once again, Europe will burn. Islam and the West will have a bloody war of civilizations. In the ensuing chaos, I fear that many of the Cold War style standoffs currently in place will turn hot, and so much of what we know and love in the world will be gone.
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#94 - for the sixth player goes symmetra to cover the other side wit… 05/29/2016 on Overwatch comp. 0
#7 - the rose has i heart W on it so maybe waiting on widow or winston 05/21/2016 on context? 0
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#139 - IamWhoIam (05/09/2016) [-]
He might have been a new Reinhardt player and not know that or he panicked.
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#141 - isaiahh (05/09/2016) [-]
Either way it was awsome
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#176 - IamWhoIam (05/09/2016) [-]