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dovakiin

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Let's talk about government, shall we? Or, more specifically, YOUR government, dear Funnyjunk - the Enclave. Just who is the Enclave? Why, now, that's simple. The Enclave is you, FJ. As your President, it's my responsibility to preside over our great democracy. So, as your President, I am the voice, I am the heart and soul of the Enclave. That is to say, I am the voice, heart, and soul... of FJ.

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#30 - Well, most of my friends call me that anyway. Guess I'm just u…  [+] (4 replies) 10/26/2015 on My school denied my... +1
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#31 - thirteenthdoctor (10/26/2015) [-]
It's different with friends. Context is everything.
Like, it's alright for a black guy to call his friends "nigga", but it's not alright to have a sports team "The Chicago Niggas"
#83 - skebaba (10/26/2015) [-]
Either everyone can or nobody can.
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#166 - thirteenthdoctor (10/26/2015) [-]
No, that's not how anything works. My friends calling me redskin as an affectionate term is not the same thing as someone calling me a redskin as an insult.
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#32 - dovakiin (10/26/2015) [-]
Okay, I understand you now. But with my friends, I'm the "black" one and they're all white. But I understand where you're coming from.
#28 - I'm not even offended by Redskin. I have an olive-red skin col…  [+] (7 replies) 10/26/2015 on My school denied my... +2
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#29 - thirteenthdoctor (10/26/2015) [-]
You do you, man, but if someone called me redskin I'd beat them.
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#50 - thatoneiranianguy (10/26/2015) [-]
Beating the shit out of somebody because they called you a fucking name is pathetic.

Just ignore that shit and if you really need to go cry in a corner.
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#30 - dovakiin (10/26/2015) [-]
Well, most of my friends call me that anyway. Guess I'm just used to it, man.
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#31 - thirteenthdoctor (10/26/2015) [-]
It's different with friends. Context is everything.
Like, it's alright for a black guy to call his friends "nigga", but it's not alright to have a sports team "The Chicago Niggas"
#83 - skebaba (10/26/2015) [-]
Either everyone can or nobody can.
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#166 - thirteenthdoctor (10/26/2015) [-]
No, that's not how anything works. My friends calling me redskin as an affectionate term is not the same thing as someone calling me a redskin as an insult.
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#32 - dovakiin (10/26/2015) [-]
Okay, I understand you now. But with my friends, I'm the "black" one and they're all white. But I understand where you're coming from.
#8 - poor dodge 10/26/2015 on Poor doge +6
#22 - I'm Native American and don't find this racist...  [+] (30 replies) 10/26/2015 on My school denied my... +1
#177 - anon (10/26/2015) [-]
How many mb/s can you get on a smoke signal connection? gedit?
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#273 - dovakiin (10/27/2015) [-]
4-5 depending on the type of wood used.
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#27 - thirteenthdoctor (10/26/2015) [-]
I don't find the mascot itself racist, but the name "Redskins" is.
Like, you wouldn't have the "Tarskins" as a mascot.
But it's still better than making it a reskin potato.
#36 - deutschblut (10/26/2015) [-]
"Redskin" is what injuns call themselves.

How the fuck is it offensive?

You know what is offensive? You can't say fucking nigger, kike, spic, redskin, Eskimo, Lapp, coon, frog, dyke, fag, queer, retard, or barefoot sammich-maker.

But you can say Kraut, Jerry, Fritz, or Hun. And when stuff gets broke, it is vandalized. Named after the German Vandals, claimed erroneously by Romans to be uncouth beasts.

It would make more sense when shit gets broken that you say it was "niggerized", not vandalized. But that would not be allowed.

Until my Race becomes a protected class, fuck every one else's special treatment!
#254 - jamesisawesome (10/26/2015) [-]
>"Redskin" is what injuns call themselves.


www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR-tbOxlhvE
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#272 - deutschblut (10/27/2015) [-]
That is exactly what I am talking about.

Attention whores.

I used to live near some injuns, and they all all called themselves redskins.

They even use a short form and just say "What's up skin".

Skin is short for redskin.

Maybe it's like niggers calling themsleves niggers, but it's stupid that they use that word, if it offends them. It just propagates the racism on their own.

You don't hear me use the k word anymore.
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#39 - thirteenthdoctor (10/26/2015) [-]
Like I said, it's all about context. If you called me a filty redskin, that's offensive. If I call my Native friend a redskin, then it's being used affectionately.

You shouldn't say any of the things listed. I'm not sure where you're from, but I've never heard people using the term "kraut" to refer to a German and everyone being cool with it.

The term "Vandalised", one again, is contextual. When someone says something was vandelised they do not mean "a bunch of white people came in a wrecked this". This is because, in language, colloquial terms exist. The same can be found with "literally". it has lost it's original meaning, and a new meaning has taken its place. Much like "nigger", which comes from "niggardly", which also means stupid. If you were to say "nigger" to describe someone who was stupid, people would still take it as a racial slur. Definitions change, because language and culture is fluid.

I agree with you on the last point, only because no one should be a protected class, and no one should have special treatment.
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#266 - ruderoody (10/26/2015) [-]
I always thought nigger came from a corruption of the spanish word negro
#42 - deutschblut (10/26/2015) [-]
That is the the only thing that gets me. I just want everyone to be equal.

Redskin is now "the R word".

Brits still say Jerry and Fritz and no one bats an eye. And I see or hear kraut a lot in the States, or on American websites. Or in TV shows thrown about like it means nothing. People will say "Oh it is not the name as nigger and you know it!" It is worse. Nigger used to be the proper term. It just means "black". In the Philippines they still use the word nigger and it is not offensive (my wife is a nigger. It is English for morena). The usage of kraut to describe Germans has always been offensive. They put my people in death camps, forced sterilized them, raped our women by the thousands (so nicely called "victory sex"), and annihilated our nation. What was once a 1,000 year Europe-wide Empire born out of a previous 1,000 year multi-kingdom reign, ceased to exist. Many people don't know that for several years, Germany was extinguished from the face of the Earth. Now my people are broken and destroyed pussies.

tl;dr

My family came to America from Germany during the war. I was born in America, but growing up I was called kraut by Italians, English, Irish, and others that were not me. It's not fair no one gives a crap about us. Ignoring the German plight is what will give rise to the 4th Reich and WW3 which may be in the works as we speak
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#68 - brutalviking (10/26/2015) [-]
You just seem like a butthurt insecure kraut. No better than the rest that are getting "offended" by minor shit. You can say what the fuck you want, and so can other people about you. Not our ault you're such a spineless fag.
#89 - deutschblut (10/26/2015) [-]
No, you cannot say whatever you want about others. In America, the land of the the free, and in Germany, there are MANY restrictions on what you can say.

lol

You are 19 and obsessed with video games, according to your profile. And you talk crap to me? You have not even lived your life yet, little boy.

"Um, I'm 19, love video games, technology, science, knives, and parkour. I am so brutal you can't handle me!"

LOL
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#90 - brutalviking (10/26/2015) [-]
"No, you cannot say whatever you want about others. In America, the land of the the free, and in Germany, there are MANY restrictions on what you can say."
You can still say whatever the fuck you want. It's illegal to kill people, but people still murder each other.

You are 19 and obsessed with video games, according to your profile.
I listed some games I have played, so what? You seem to be obsessed with shitposting on funnyjunk.

At least I have the spine to show my profile, and stand up when people talk shit.
You're not even doing what you're preaching. Talking abot conserving the german blood, while going over to the phillipines racemixing. Then considering your children german, just because of their names.

I guess your dad was just as spineless as yourself, considering your parents moved to USA during the war. Instead of fighting for their country, just like the male syrian refugees.
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#100 - brutalviking (10/26/2015) [-]
I guess, it's already too late for you unfortunately.
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#95 - hetzerdk (10/26/2015) [-]
There are restrictions what you may say and you can even get fined for offensive language against an other person. Often it doesnt happen, but cunts always exists.
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#97 - brutalviking (10/26/2015) [-]
You can still say it though. Of course there will be consequences like with anything you do or say.
#94 - deutschblut (10/26/2015) [-]
My family came over with immigrant visas. Not refugees.

And what about my post offended you so much that you had to "defend yourself" and get so pugnacious and act like mommy forgot to give you your Ritalin today?

Because I said "nigger"? Are you a nigger? How is life in The Somalian Colony of Norway?
#96 - brutalviking (10/26/2015) [-]
I didn't say they were refugees, I compared them to male syrian refugess coming into Norway, withuot fighting for their country. Which you parents didn't do either by moving to USA. The enemy that helped destroy "the great 3rd Reich".

And life is pretty good in Norway.
I could ask how it's to live in the terror-infested Phillipines?

Because I said "nigger"? Are you a nigger?
I don't know where this came from, but no I'm not a nigger.
#107 - deutschblut (10/26/2015) [-]
There was no Germany when they came here...

Father designed airplanes for the US Air Force.

Way different than a refugee stabbing people in the streets.

Besides? Who cares if my Father sucked cock for a living? What does that have to do anything at all?

The Philippines is a disgusting place. Thanks for asking.

I asked if you were a nigger, because I cannot see anything in my post that you could have read that should make you go "Oh no that German just didn't say that! I better defend myself!!!"

If you recall, we originally came from Scandinavia. And we races mixed. That is why there is a wide variety of looks to Germans. That is also why 99% of all Spics have Germanic names. And there are white people in Northern Africa (apart from the Arabs).

Germanic is an ethnicity. Partly genetic, largely cultural. Yes, my children are German. Regardless of an Mongoloid admixture. Japanese are turning to foreigners to carry on their name. Hispanics have genetic backgrounds from the entire world. Having half Asian German children is just as Noble as a starving Jew eating a ham sandwich. Remaining childless does nothing to preserve neither my Name nor my Folk. Besides, even if it mattered at all, what will a drop of Asian blood be a thousand years from now? It won't even show up in a DNA test it will be so distant...

ME & WIFE----12 KIDS-----50% GERMAN

GRAND CHILDREN----144----75% GERMAN

GREAT-GRAND CHILDREN----1,728----87.5% GERMAN

GREAT GREAT GRAND CHILDREN-----20,736-----93.75% GERMAN

GREAT GREAT GREAT GRAND CHILDREN-----248,832----96.875% GERMAN

Assuming 12 children each, with Germanic mates. But who knows what will matter to my offspring and progeny? They will be individuals and may have their own interests. They may very well marry Japanese, Chinese, Italians, or God forbid, niggers. I will try to teach them what I think matters, but ultimately their life will be their choice. I guess you do not have a lot of kids, being one yourself?

I do not advocate the jew-disease of active race-mixing and cultural genocide. But I am not an ignorant racist purist like yourself. I am also not a troll like you.
#282 - bismarcksback (10/28/2015) [-]
That comment was pure madness.
#283 - deutschblut (10/28/2015) [-]
Was there a part you wanted clarification on Sirs Bismark and Hitler?
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#87 - deutschblut (10/26/2015) [-]
You are a disgrace to your username.

Worst. Troll. Ever.
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#28 - dovakiin (10/26/2015) [-]
I'm not even offended by Redskin. I have an olive-red skin color and I am proud as fuck of my heritage. So having a Hand Egg sports team named after my people is pretty cool.
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#29 - thirteenthdoctor (10/26/2015) [-]
You do you, man, but if someone called me redskin I'd beat them.
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#50 - thatoneiranianguy (10/26/2015) [-]
Beating the shit out of somebody because they called you a fucking name is pathetic.

Just ignore that shit and if you really need to go cry in a corner.
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#30 - dovakiin (10/26/2015) [-]
Well, most of my friends call me that anyway. Guess I'm just used to it, man.
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#31 - thirteenthdoctor (10/26/2015) [-]
It's different with friends. Context is everything.
Like, it's alright for a black guy to call his friends "nigga", but it's not alright to have a sports team "The Chicago Niggas"
#83 - skebaba (10/26/2015) [-]
Either everyone can or nobody can.
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#166 - thirteenthdoctor (10/26/2015) [-]
No, that's not how anything works. My friends calling me redskin as an affectionate term is not the same thing as someone calling me a redskin as an insult.
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#32 - dovakiin (10/26/2015) [-]
Okay, I understand you now. But with my friends, I'm the "black" one and they're all white. But I understand where you're coming from.
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#1313 - sparklywiggles (10/24/2015) [-]
The Senior SPC!