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dovakiin

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:7/10/2011
Last Login:8/25/2016
Location:Raven Rock
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Level 117 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 118 Content: Funny Junkie
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Level 251 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 252 Comments: Contaminated Win
Subscribers:3
Content Views:110501
Times Content Favorited:83 times
Total Comments Made:1796
FJ Points:7421
Favorite Tags: Fallout (5) | enclave (3) | Brotherhood of S (2)
Let's talk about government, shall we? Or, more specifically, YOUR government, dear Funnyjunk - the Enclave. Just who is the Enclave? Why, now, that's simple. The Enclave is you, FJ. As your President, it's my responsibility to preside over our great democracy. So, as your President, I am the voice, I am the heart and soul of the Enclave. That is to say, I am the voice, heart, and soul... of FJ.

latest user's comments

#273 - 4-5 depending on the type of wood used. 10/27/2015 on My school denied my... 0
#8 - I love you, you glorious ************! I laughed my ass off! 10/26/2015 on I accept my fate +1
#4 - Can someone make it with Enya's Only Time?  [+] (12 new replies) 10/26/2015 on I accept my fate +16
#7 - daiemio (10/26/2015) [-]
Requests are fun, hope I picked the right part of the song.
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#52 - tenaciouslee (10/26/2015) [-]
Do it with Gary Jules' "Mad World" pls.
#90 - daiemio (10/26/2015) [-]
Hopefully this one is in better taste.
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#99 - tenaciouslee (10/26/2015) [-]
I love you, daiemio.
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#64 - nustix (10/26/2015) [-]
That one is already in the content....
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#68 - tenaciouslee (10/26/2015) [-]
It was poorly timed, tho.
#9 - hirollin (10/26/2015) [-]
(Futurama)   Baby love child by Pizzicato Five

piziacato 5 baby love child


Let's bring some genuine feel songs to this thread.
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#11 - daiemio (10/26/2015) [-]
Hmm.. I don't know.. this video is meant to invoke sadness, Baby Love Child seems more.. cheerful..
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#15 - hirollin (10/26/2015) [-]
sigh.. fine.. dust in the wind plz.
#20 - daiemio (10/26/2015) [-]
Dust in the wind? DUST IN THE WIND?! YOU SAY DUST IN THE WIND?!

... I can do that.
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#23 - chestylarue (10/26/2015) [-]
You are a beautiful human being, please never stop existing.

Could you maybe do Hurt? By Johnny Cash or NIN, which ever fits the tone better
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#8 - dovakiin (10/26/2015) [-]
I love you, you glorious motherfucker! I laughed my ass off!
#10 - I like the 3rd one because it makes her look older. And I'm he… 10/26/2015 on "Social Experiment" +1
#16 - yeah... that'd be cool. But it's unlikely 10/26/2015 on autismus maximus +3
#14 - Nobody likes roasted nuts.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/26/2015 on autismus maximus +6
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#17 - talpss (10/26/2015) [-]
I miss that show so much... I remember the time that an airbag nearly killed the host.... You're Gonna Love My Nuts
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#15 - topheavymonkeyy (10/26/2015) [-]
Oh god I want them to make new episodes so bad
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#16 - dovakiin (10/26/2015) [-]
yeah... that'd be cool. But it's unlikely
#32 - Okay, I understand you now. But with my friends, I'm the "… 10/26/2015 on My school denied my... +1
#16 - I'd **** all 3 of them 10/26/2015 on Ultimate Friend Zone 0
#30 - Well, most of my friends call me that anyway. Guess I'm just u…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/26/2015 on My school denied my... +1
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#31 - thirteenthdoctor (10/26/2015) [-]
It's different with friends. Context is everything.
Like, it's alright for a black guy to call his friends "nigga", but it's not alright to have a sports team "The Chicago Niggas"
#83 - skebaba (10/26/2015) [-]
Either everyone can or nobody can.
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#166 - thirteenthdoctor (10/26/2015) [-]
No, that's not how anything works. My friends calling me redskin as an affectionate term is not the same thing as someone calling me a redskin as an insult.
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#32 - dovakiin (10/26/2015) [-]
Okay, I understand you now. But with my friends, I'm the "black" one and they're all white. But I understand where you're coming from.
#28 - I'm not even offended by Redskin. I have an olive-red skin col…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/26/2015 on My school denied my... +2
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#29 - thirteenthdoctor (10/26/2015) [-]
You do you, man, but if someone called me redskin I'd beat them.
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#50 - thatoneiranianguy (10/26/2015) [-]
Beating the shit out of somebody because they called you a fucking name is pathetic.

Just ignore that shit and if you really need to go cry in a corner.
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#30 - dovakiin (10/26/2015) [-]
Well, most of my friends call me that anyway. Guess I'm just used to it, man.
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#31 - thirteenthdoctor (10/26/2015) [-]
It's different with friends. Context is everything.
Like, it's alright for a black guy to call his friends "nigga", but it's not alright to have a sports team "The Chicago Niggas"
#83 - skebaba (10/26/2015) [-]
Either everyone can or nobody can.
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#166 - thirteenthdoctor (10/26/2015) [-]
No, that's not how anything works. My friends calling me redskin as an affectionate term is not the same thing as someone calling me a redskin as an insult.
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#32 - dovakiin (10/26/2015) [-]
Okay, I understand you now. But with my friends, I'm the "black" one and they're all white. But I understand where you're coming from.