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#18 - imagine that you are two kills away from a nuke on mw2, you DO…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/04/2015 on Basically +3
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#27 - thegreenbutton (05/04/2015) [-]
So its a set up so he gets the record.
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#25 - hydraetis (05/04/2015) [-]
There's a difference between fighting defensively, and clinching literally every time your opponent gets close so that the ref comes in and forces them to go back to the range you want them at.

One is acceptable, the other is being a cheap little bitch.
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#24 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (05/04/2015) [-]
Sounds like someone needs to kick his ass
#355 - this is not true, china is a great country. the other countrie… 03/30/2015 on Time to learn about China -1
#39 - i am the 4 chan 09/02/2014 on A Hacker known as "4 Chan" 0
#3179 - **dough rolled image ** 05/29/2014 on Your future wife/hubby 0
#119971 - Yo quick story, girlfriend ended period yesterday and wanted t…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/05/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#120120 - touriopalfreyman (03/05/2014) [-]
Semen can survive up to a week in the female uterus, so at any point in time during the month, if you have sex she can get pregnant. If she is not on the pill for some time, there is a chance she can get pregnant, better safe than sorry and don't have sex until you have a birth control set up next time or you won't trust each other.
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#120099 - faithrider (03/05/2014) [-]
idk. honestly i don't support the day after and abortions, but i see your dilemma.

never trust anything about "good times to have sex" she can get prego no matter what time of the month, or day of the year or hour of the day it is. what it is really dependant on is whether her ovaries are capable of releasing the egg. if she is on the pill, then usually one month won't cause an issue, it takes a bit longer for the hormones to disperse... though don't take my word for it.
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#119980 - makotoitou (03/05/2014) [-]
I don't know much about this shit, but probably should just to be safe. A week of feeling like crap is better than 18 years of feeling like crap.
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#119973 - thirdjess (03/05/2014) [-]
The uterus is basically a barren plain a few days following period, so it's kinda hard to get pregnant. However, skipping a single pill fucks up the cycle for a good three months or so, so I'd keep using condoms for the time being. I haven't personally taken the plan b but I helped an (underage, thus the help needed) friend go through with the process and the worst to happen was she felt nauseus for a couple hours. But if your girlfriend throws up within 24hr of taking it, it didn't work and you need to buy another one.
#62 - send me nudes 10/26/2013 on The First Selfie 0
#5 - or he could have, you know, got rid of some of the pointless p… 10/03/2013 on HELF 0
#818 - **dough rolled a random image posted in comment #66196 at … 08/31/2013 on Random Sex Roll 0
#816 - Comment deleted 08/31/2013 on Random Sex Roll 0
#1 - GOD DAMMIT JASON 08/24/2013 on -insert clever title here- 0
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