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dontknowme

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 24
Consoles Owned: xbox 360
Video Games Played: Skyrim, Deadspace, Assassin's Creed, Resident Evil
X-box Gamertag: Reapsyou
Interests: Jiu Jitsu, videogames, Books that don't suck, Making fun of dubstep
Date Signed Up:7/26/2012
Last Login:8/02/2015
Location:Salem OR
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#5220
Comment Ranking:#7284
Highest Content Rank:#5193
Highest Comment Rank:#5590
Content Thumbs: 69 total,  83 ,  14
Comment Thumbs: 1089 total,  1284 ,  195
Content Level Progress: 20% (1/5)
Level 1 Content: New Here → Level 2 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 193 Comments: Anon Annihilator → Level 194 Comments: Anon Annihilator
Subscribers:0
Content Views:9970
Times Content Favorited:2 times
Total Comments Made:689
FJ Points:992
I made this account because of the comments. The comments are hilarious.

latest user's comments

#2 - Welcome to sleeping at my place. It's funny but frustrating. 08/22/2014 on equality 0
#9 - This has devolved from problems to attention seeking, whining,… 08/22/2014 on OP is homosexual kin +1
#40 - I might throw up 08/21/2014 on Landwhale guide on how to... 0
#11 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2014 on Johnny Depp 0
#13 - anon Comment deleted by dontknowme
#3 - that's a really ******* unpopular opinion in the south  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2014 on puffin +10
User avatar #7 - stifflimb (08/19/2014) [-]
And pretty much a popular opinion in most other places in the world.
User avatar #13 - renespar (08/19/2014) [-]
the south doing something morally questionable the rest of the world thinks is stupid? Well, that sounds about right
#5 - your mom fell out of bed 08/19/2014 on Boogie Nights 0
#11 - your parents broke on accident one day while you were at schoo… 08/19/2014 on I used to have one of those +2
#8 - some vegetarians (my sister) are really ******* uptight… 08/19/2014 on i am goin to hell +1
#14 - the cast of final fantasy 10 really let themselves go 08/19/2014 on The virginity is strong... 0
#43 - I did not know what fat looked like under water. I did not ne… 08/18/2014 on Beautiful feminist... 0
#10 - I'd hit that. Then she'd ******* kill me. 08/18/2014 on Aroused or afraid? +3
#4 - i remember that boss fight 08/18/2014 on Man Vs Animal: The Ultimate... +1
#11 - just the wrong way. We can kill them by not ******* them. 08/18/2014 on Get Rekt 0
#2 - this just got me through an hour and a half of trainign videos… 08/18/2014 on Fuck ya, Humanity comp. 0
#258 - That's my experience. My friend would blow entire paychecks o… 08/17/2014 on PC gaming +1
#65 - Silly me, and I thought I was going to be sleeping tonight. 08/17/2014 on Dark WP dump 0
#46 - That's rough. I had some unpleasant sex experiences, but nothi…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2014 on Hey, Funnyjunk. 0
User avatar #49 - rollmeanddie (08/08/2014) [-]
She wasn't the only girl to do it, either. Just the worst one.

If she'd waited six years and not shanked my shoulder it could've been fun but nooooooo.

I wish good luck to you in your boner-related endeavours, because mine are clearly cursed.
#44 - That's rough dude. Are you at least able to get it up for other women?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/08/2014 on Hey, Funnyjunk. 0
User avatar #45 - rollmeanddie (08/08/2014) [-]
Women, dudes, people who fall somewhere in between. Especially redheads, I'm a bit of a narcissist.

Unfortunately nerve damage means I can't feel most of it. I finally get comfy with the idea after years of being afraid of people, and now I can't get off. My donger don't get a brake, bro.
#46 - dontknowme (08/08/2014) [-]
That's rough. I had some unpleasant sex experiences, but nothing that bad.
User avatar #49 - rollmeanddie (08/08/2014) [-]
She wasn't the only girl to do it, either. Just the worst one.

If she'd waited six years and not shanked my shoulder it could've been fun but nooooooo.

I wish good luck to you in your boner-related endeavours, because mine are clearly cursed.
#42 - Jesus ******* Christ, man! I'm sorry. That's ******…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/08/2014 on Hey, Funnyjunk. 0
User avatar #43 - rollmeanddie (08/08/2014) [-]
She had a thing for beating me up I guess? Wound up running into her while walking back from school a few times and being threatened into more.

I blame her for my inability to get a boner for blondes.
#44 - dontknowme (08/08/2014) [-]
That's rough dude. Are you at least able to get it up for other women?
User avatar #45 - rollmeanddie (08/08/2014) [-]
Women, dudes, people who fall somewhere in between. Especially redheads, I'm a bit of a narcissist.

Unfortunately nerve damage means I can't feel most of it. I finally get comfy with the idea after years of being afraid of people, and now I can't get off. My donger don't get a brake, bro.
#46 - dontknowme (08/08/2014) [-]
That's rough. I had some unpleasant sex experiences, but nothing that bad.
User avatar #49 - rollmeanddie (08/08/2014) [-]
She wasn't the only girl to do it, either. Just the worst one.

If she'd waited six years and not shanked my shoulder it could've been fun but nooooooo.

I wish good luck to you in your boner-related endeavours, because mine are clearly cursed.
#40 - Did you get raped? Or were you drunk? Was it a pity **** ?  [+] (7 new replies) 08/08/2014 on Hey, Funnyjunk. 0
User avatar #41 - rollmeanddie (08/08/2014) [-]
I was ten and woke up tied to my best friend's sister's bed eith a screwdriver through my shoulder and my dick being ridden like a mehanical bull.

But hey, at least ten year old me was apparently attractive to a 17 year old 8/10, right?

Right?
#42 - dontknowme (08/08/2014) [-]
Jesus fucking Christ, man! I'm sorry. That's fucked up. Why was there a screwdriver in your shoulder?
User avatar #43 - rollmeanddie (08/08/2014) [-]
She had a thing for beating me up I guess? Wound up running into her while walking back from school a few times and being threatened into more.

I blame her for my inability to get a boner for blondes.
#44 - dontknowme (08/08/2014) [-]
That's rough dude. Are you at least able to get it up for other women?
User avatar #45 - rollmeanddie (08/08/2014) [-]
Women, dudes, people who fall somewhere in between. Especially redheads, I'm a bit of a narcissist.

Unfortunately nerve damage means I can't feel most of it. I finally get comfy with the idea after years of being afraid of people, and now I can't get off. My donger don't get a brake, bro.
#46 - dontknowme (08/08/2014) [-]
That's rough. I had some unpleasant sex experiences, but nothing that bad.
User avatar #49 - rollmeanddie (08/08/2014) [-]
She wasn't the only girl to do it, either. Just the worst one.

If she'd waited six years and not shanked my shoulder it could've been fun but nooooooo.

I wish good luck to you in your boner-related endeavours, because mine are clearly cursed.
#39 - I'm legitimately not sure what's happening on the internet anymore 07/20/2014 on i need cyanide because..... 0
#66 - As a walgreens employee who works in the photo department regu… 07/15/2014 on Unethical Life Hacks 0
#48 - Spoiler alert: he was trying to save the car 07/03/2014 on Dad to the rescue! +3
#3 - Still, it's way more sugar than you need, it's still loaded wi… 07/01/2014 on it's gonna be a big summer -1
#24 - Probably the cunts on the left 06/27/2014 on What is Cooking? 0
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#3 to #2 - dontknowme ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
I'm a vegetarian. Piss off.
#4 to #3 - glycogen (08/24/2014) [-]
Please stop supporting animal cruelty.

The dairy industry is incredibly cruel. It steals the mother cows babies, kills them and then eventually kills the mother for meat.

The egg industry kills all males at birth.

So you are actively promoting animal cruelty.

Secondly, Dairy and eggs are incredibly unhealthy and cause cancer, heart disease and diabetes.

Being a vegetarian is completely stupid.

If you care about animals and your health, go vegan.

If you dont, being vegetarian is pointless because is it less healthy and more harmful than eating meat.
#5 to #4 - dontknowme ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
No, it's really not. Granted, being a vegan is healthier, but the way that you and 99% of others go about trying tell people that is the wrong way to do it. Throwing animal cruelty in their faces won't convince won't convince many people. They don't care. They're only going to get more pissed at you.
#6 to #5 - glycogen (08/24/2014) [-]
You actively cause animal cruelty.

Why do you insist on paying people to kill baby cows?
#7 to #6 - dontknowme ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
You know what, I don't cause **** . The only dairy products I even ******* east iud cheese. So why don't you take your self righteous bull **** somewhere else. Or, come to Eugene, oregon, shoot me a text, tell me I'm being cruel to animals, and I'll show you just how healthy and strong someone can be on a vegetarian diet.
#8 to #7 - glycogen (08/24/2014) [-]
Paying the dairy industry to kill baby cows and their mothers.

So you hurt animals and now you want to hurt me?


#9 to #8 - dontknowme ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
I deplore violence. I simply wish to prove a point.
User avatar #12 to #9 - glycogen (08/24/2014) [-]
Just think about this simply.

Vegans want to end animal cruelty.

Vegetarians want it to continue.
User avatar #11 to #9 - glycogen (08/24/2014) [-]
Why should an animal pay with its life because you want to eat cheese?

There are plenty of vegan alternatives.

Ever heard of Durianrider and Freelee the Banana Girl?
#13 to #11 - dontknowme ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Never mind. Now I want to hurt you. I don't like self righteous cunts like you.

Think about this. Purple like you are one step away from feminists and the west Boro Baptist church.
#14 to #13 - glycogen (08/24/2014) [-]
You actively support animal cruelty.

I do not.

#17 to #14 - dontknowme ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Ok, you need to stop commenting on my profile. You're annoying.
#10 to #9 - glycogen has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #1 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
**** you
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