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#2 - glycogen (08/23/2014) [-]
#3 to #2 - dontknowme (08/24/2014) [-]
I'm a vegetarian. Piss off.
#18 to #3 - cognosceteipsum (11/30/2015) [-]
Oh, you're a vegetarian? Could you inform me of a good diet to become big that's vegetarian?
#19 to #18 - dontknowme (11/30/2015) [-]
Muscular big?
#20 to #19 - cognosceteipsum (11/30/2015) [-]
#21 to #20 - dontknowme (11/30/2015) [-]
Do heavy lifts, eat at a small surplus of about 250-500 calories. As far as protein heavy foods that aren't meat, there's quinoa, tempeh, veggie burgers, oats, protein powder, any kind of nuts or nut butter. There are so many sources of protein that we overlook because of how focused we are on meat and how much it's shoved down or throats.

A good meal plan that you can adjust as needed;
Breakfast: 3 Sunnyside up eggs, 2 slices wheat toast with a tsp of peanut butter per slice, 2 strips of morningstar veggie bacon

Snack 1: nature valley protein bar

Lunch: ¾cup of oatmeal (before water), 2 tablespoons peanut butter and one scoop of protein powder in oatmeal, a banana

Snack 2: 2 tablespoons peanut butter

Dinner: in a bowl; 2 red potatoes diced and pan fried in vegetable oil, ¼cup of onion, 1 Boca chik'n Patty chopped up, ⅔ cup of cooked quinoa

That's a good outline of what I eat in a day, though if you want to get big, you'll likely need to eat a bit more. Most of my exercise is cardio, though I'm fairly muscular for my size. I just started adding 2 days a week to my regular martial arts training so check back and I'll let you know how that goes.
#4 to #3 - glycogen (08/24/2014) [-]
Please stop supporting animal cruelty.

The dairy industry is incredibly cruel. It steals the mother cows babies, kills them and then eventually kills the mother for meat.

The egg industry kills all males at birth.

So you are actively promoting animal cruelty.

Secondly, Dairy and eggs are incredibly unhealthy and cause cancer, heart disease and diabetes.

Being a vegetarian is completely stupid.

If you care about animals and your health, go vegan.

If you dont, being vegetarian is pointless because is it less healthy and more harmful than eating meat.
#5 to #4 - dontknowme (08/24/2014) [-]
No, it's really not. Granted, being a vegan is healthier, but the way that you and 99% of others go about trying tell people that is the wrong way to do it. Throwing animal cruelty in their faces won't convince won't convince many people. They don't care. They're only going to get more pissed at you.
#6 to #5 - glycogen (08/24/2014) [-]
You actively cause animal cruelty.

Why do you insist on paying people to kill baby cows?
#7 to #6 - dontknowme (08/24/2014) [-]
You know what, I don't cause ****. The only dairy products I even ******* east iud cheese. So why don't you take your self righteous bull **** somewhere else. Or, come to Eugene, oregon, shoot me a text, tell me I'm being cruel to animals, and I'll show you just how healthy and strong someone can be on a vegetarian diet.
#8 to #7 - glycogen (08/24/2014) [-]
Paying the dairy industry to kill baby cows and their mothers.

So you hurt animals and now you want to hurt me?

#9 to #8 - dontknowme (08/24/2014) [-]
I deplore violence. I simply wish to prove a point.
#12 to #9 - glycogen (08/24/2014) [-]
Just think about this simply.

Vegans want to end animal cruelty.

Vegetarians want it to continue.
#11 to #9 - glycogen (08/24/2014) [-]
Why should an animal pay with its life because you want to eat cheese?

There are plenty of vegan alternatives.

Ever heard of Durianrider and Freelee the Banana Girl?
#13 to #11 - dontknowme (08/24/2014) [-]
Never mind. Now I want to hurt you. I don't like self righteous cunts like you.

Think about this. Purple like you are one step away from feminists and the west Boro Baptist church.
#16 to #13 - glycogen (08/24/2014) [-]
#15 to #13 - glycogen (08/24/2014) [-]
#14 to #13 - glycogen (08/24/2014) [-]
You actively support animal cruelty.

I do not.

#17 to #14 - dontknowme (08/24/2014) [-]
Ok, you need to stop commenting on my profile. You're annoying.
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#1 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
**** you