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Consoles Owned: 360, PS3, PS2, Wii, and Gamecube
Video Games Played: Halo: Reach, Modern Warfare 3, Skyrim, Dragon Age Origins, Fallout 3, Team Fortress 2, Minecraft, Borderlands, Rainbow 6 Vegas 2
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PSN: donark23
Interests: Playing guitar, playing Xbox, reading, drawing, and usual teen stuff I don't know.
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#2442 - just who do you think you are  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #2502 - phanact (11/25/2014) [-]
I am who I have always been
#162556 - I can believe 11/11/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#162522 - And considering this was a year-ish I think I'm only moving forward  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #162562 - ScottP (11/11/2014) [-]
Okay yeah cut your hair.
#162521 - Hey guys. So I've always been self conscious about how I look …  [+] (11 new replies) 11/11/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #162632 - jayfizzle (11/12/2014) [-]
Id say go with short hair, the style you have in that photo seems like you're trying to hide yourself. The best way to look good is to be confident with how you look.
User avatar #162619 - karlKroenen (11/12/2014) [-]
Your only error is guessing how good you look to the average person. In every situation imaginable there are outliers, there is somebody who will be attracted to your looks, your personality, humor, etc, or a random combination of those, this is a given. I know it's hard to dispel thinking that you are sub-par or "ugly" in any way but you are what you are, if you have confidence in how you look, and give the world your best, then the world will give you it's best. Seriously don't cut your hair in an attempt to look better to OTHERS, cut your hair how you think it is most comfortable and looks the best to YOU. However you think you look best is the right choice, nobody else's opinion matters at this point in time. I'm a man, i'm not gay, I don't have great credibility on this matter but I believe that you look just fucking fine. If you wake up tomorrow and say to yourself, "How should I style my hair to look the best to that chick in math class" rather than thinking "If I wear a hat, my hair won't blow around and it will be much more comfortable," you have just made total bullshit of your whole asking of advice. Yes, certain hair styles will look better on you, but if you let this fact give you anxiety in any way then you need to have a good conversation with yourself. If you have further questions I am happy to answer them.
User avatar #162585 - advicedude (11/12/2014) [-]
Do what you want and what you think looks good and others will think the same.
User avatar #162561 - ScottP (11/11/2014) [-]
Trim your hair a little shorter and don't wear your cap backward. Also, nice camera you got there.
#162552 - Womens Study Major (11/11/2014) [-]
Never wear a cap backwards. it's not 1994 anymore.
User avatar #162556 - donark (11/11/2014) [-]
I can believe
User avatar #162535 - drastronomy (11/11/2014) [-]
get contacts

you would look better with short hair

lift a bit

after that you might reach a 7/10 or so
User avatar #162536 - drastronomy (11/11/2014) [-]
but honestly you dont look that bad now if you fix that lazy eye. Certainly a huge improvement compared to last year
User avatar #162529 - dudeheit (11/11/2014) [-]
Get yourself new glasses and stop that weird smiling, no offense. Also think about a new haircut. Long hair is cool, I used to have shoulder-length hair, but a short cut looks more cultivated IMO , but then again I am no one to advise on haircuts.
#162522 - donark (11/11/2014) [-]
And considering this was a year-ish I think I'm only moving forward
User avatar #162562 - ScottP (11/11/2014) [-]
Okay yeah cut your hair.
#162520 - bong! 11/11/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#86 - Good choice in music mate  [+] (1 new reply) 10/25/2014 on Bill Hader on meeting Andy... +1
#88 - swaggermouse (10/25/2014) [-]
same goes to u m9
#11 - It's from the Onion dude. 10/21/2014 on Worth a read... 0
#7531 - You're relevant to me bb 10/15/2014 on bluenebula's profile 0
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User avatar #3419 - plataeiou (09/13/2014) [-]
booty
User avatar #3418 - Fedgle (09/03/2014) [-]
<3
User avatar #3415 - alicorn ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
I want to ask, and please don't mention me

But is everything okay with fedgIe, he says "I'm just busy" it lately he's just been actin kinda weird, even for him

I'm just worried is all, I didn't mean to bother you
User avatar #3414 - lonelybaloney (06/08/2014) [-]
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User avatar #3353 - plataeiou (05/14/2014) [-]
Oh look, a donark!
User avatar #3359 to #3353 - donark (05/16/2014) [-]
Murp
#3399 to #3348 - yukko (05/20/2014) [-]
Silly in a funny way, I meant ^^

But your avatar is still upside down so I so can do that!
#3400 to #3399 - xblthatguy (05/20/2014) [-]
I just haven't found a good replacement yet. Plus it's One Piece, my favorite running anime.
#3401 to #3400 - yukko (05/20/2014) [-]
I'm not even sure what that is, I'm kinda fussy with what I watch, I rarely do watch anything, and when I do it's gotta be short and sweet
#3402 to #3401 - xblthatguy (05/20/2014) [-]
Considering One Piece is 650+ episode so far, I can't blame you.

It's like a pirate anime mixed with supernatural elements.
#3403 to #3402 - yukko (05/20/2014) [-]
That's insane!
The longest anime I've watched is only 26 episodes long :<
#3404 to #3403 - xblthatguy (05/20/2014) [-]
26 the longest?

#3405 to #3404 - yukko (05/20/2014) [-]
Yep! I'll let you guess which one that is
Yep! I'll let you guess which one that is
#3406 to #3405 - xblthatguy (05/20/2014) [-]
S-cry-gen is the only one I watched I think, that's so short.
#3407 to #3406 - yukko (05/20/2014) [-]
How short is that? Shortest I've seen is elfen lied, 12 episodes think it was
#3408 to #3407 - xblthatguy (05/20/2014) [-]
That's really, really short.
#3409 to #3408 - yukko (05/20/2014) [-]
It was still good, though, no complaints.
I wish nichijou was longr, tho.
I love yukko and Hakase so much
#3411 to #3410 - yukko (05/20/2014) [-]
<-
tfw I have to wait a minute to reply ;_;
#3412 to #3411 - xblthatguy (05/20/2014) [-]
That sounds like it could be another anime similar.
#3413 to #3412 - yukko (05/20/2014) [-]
My internet died for a few hours. Just game back, god, it drove me crazy
My internet died for a few hours. Just game back, god, it drove me crazy
#3379 to #3348 - yukko (05/19/2014) [-]
Ohai
I think I know what that girl is
#3380 to #3379 - xblthatguy (05/19/2014) [-]
Hello!

I think we're gonna be good friends, already.
#3381 to #3380 - yukko (05/19/2014) [-]
Is this instant best friends?
Is this instant best friends?
#3382 to #3381 - xblthatguy (05/19/2014) [-]
Instant.
Instant.
#3383 to #3382 - yukko (05/20/2014) [-]
This is the best thing ever!
This is the best thing ever!
#3384 to #3383 - xblthatguy (05/20/2014) [-]
What's your name?
What's your name?
#3386 to #3385 - xblthatguy (05/20/2014) [-]
Clever. Most call me X, or Xbl.
#3387 to #3386 - yukko (05/20/2014) [-]
Xbl, hm.   
You used to speak with life-isaparty a lot, right?   
I think I remember you from his profile
Xbl, hm.
You used to speak with life-isaparty a lot, right?
I think I remember you from his profile
#3388 to #3387 - xblthatguy (05/20/2014) [-]
You knew him too?
#3389 to #3388 - yukko (05/20/2014) [-]
Still do, I'm actually derpingthederps, speak with him pretty much every day
Aren't you the one who used to post upside down pinkie?
#3390 to #3389 - xblthatguy (05/20/2014) [-]
I suppose I am, yes.
#3391 to #3390 - yukko (05/20/2014) [-]
Ha, perhaps that's why I remember you so well. Can't miss an interesting trait like that.   
Was there even any reason for everything being upside down?
Ha, perhaps that's why I remember you so well. Can't miss an interesting trait like that.
Was there even any reason for everything being upside down?
#3392 to #3391 - xblthatguy (05/20/2014) [-]
Yeah. I had a reason.    
   
And it became meaningless after two months, but I kept doing it anyway.
Yeah. I had a reason.

And it became meaningless after two months, but I kept doing it anyway.
#3393 to #3392 - yukko (05/20/2014) [-]
What was the reason exactly, are you Australian?
#3394 to #3393 - xblthatguy (05/20/2014) [-]
Nope. This could turn into a fun guessing game though.
#3395 to #3394 - yukko (05/20/2014) [-]
But there are so many possibliltys
I don't think I could ever guess
#3396 to #3395 - xblthatguy (05/20/2014) [-]
That's why I'm just going to tell you now.

It was just a picture that was already upside down, and I loved posting it. Then people just called it my mascot, and began noticing when I didn't post an upside down picture. So I just flipped everything for fun. Eventually, I had 4,000 upside down pictures, and people knew me as the upside down guy.
#3397 to #3396 - yukko (05/20/2014) [-]
Ha, that's silly. perhaps I should just address you as upside down guy
Ha, that's silly. perhaps I should just address you as upside down guy
#3398 to #3397 - xblthatguy (05/20/2014) [-]
Hey, it's true.

And I don't do that anymore. So it'd be kinda silly for you to call me that, derps.
#3364 to #3363 - xblthatguy (05/16/2014) [-]
There we go!

Hey, uh, what was your name again?
#3366 to #3365 - xblthatguy (05/16/2014) [-]
Hmm... I hope this isn't the wrong person, but you also have another one, right?
Hmm... I hope this isn't the wrong person, but you also have another one, right?
#3367 to #3366 - donark (05/16/2014) [-]
Name, or account?
#3368 to #3367 - xblthatguy (05/16/2014) [-]
Name.


Without any intent to offend, were you the one who also had the girls name too?
#3370 to #3369 - xblthatguy (05/16/2014) [-]
Ehe, so I do remember.

Why the face?
#3372 to #3371 - xblthatguy (05/16/2014) [-]
Aha!

It was... Alexia? Alexis?
#3374 to #3373 - xblthatguy (05/17/2014) [-]
Got it.

Sorry, should we switch subjects?
#3376 to #3374 - donark (05/17/2014) [-]
It's okay, I don't mind
#3377 to #3376 - xblthatguy (05/17/2014) [-]
I remember you mentioning hormones last time. Did that ever work out?
#3378 to #3377 - donark (05/17/2014) [-]
No it didn't actually.
I'd still probably do it though.
#3345 to #3344 - donark (05/11/2014) [-]
So how are you? : P
#3349 to #3347 - donark (05/12/2014) [-]
Sorry, I had to leave unexpectedly.
I'ce been pretty good :3
#3351 to #3349 - xblthatguy (05/13/2014) [-]
You on summer now?
#3354 to #3351 - donark (05/14/2014) [-]
Yup! But I'm taking summer classes which start on the 30th
#3355 to #3354 - xblthatguy (05/14/2014) [-]
Eh? It's not a bad thing, but relaxing is all that's on my mind.
#3356 to #3355 - donark (05/16/2014) [-]
I would love to just relax for the summer.
User avatar #3357 to #3356 - xblthatguy (05/16/2014) [-]
Why don't you?
#3358 to #3357 - donark (05/16/2014) [-]
My dad won't let me.
#3360 to #3358 - xblthatguy (05/16/2014) [-]
Aw, that stinks.
Aw, that stinks.
#3361 to #3360 - donark (05/16/2014) [-]
Yeah :c it's duumb.
#3362 to #3361 - xblthatguy (05/16/2014) [-]
...Where's the other half of RD?
...Where's the other half of RD?
#3346 to #3345 - xblthatguy (05/11/2014) [-]
I'm well, how're you?
#3335 - lonelybaloney (02/17/2014) [-]
Hey, you goofy goober.
User avatar #3326 - lonelybaloney (02/10/2014) [-]
How'd you sleep last night?
User avatar #3327 to #3326 - donark (02/10/2014) [-]
Pretty meh, I had to wake up early for work.
User avatar #3328 to #3327 - lonelybaloney (02/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, I know, I was just wondering if you got enough sleep.
User avatar #3329 to #3328 - donark (02/10/2014) [-]
Oh definitely not enough.
User avatar #3330 to #3329 - lonelybaloney (02/10/2014) [-]
Aw man, that blows.
How was your day in general?
User avatar #3331 to #3330 - donark (02/10/2014) [-]
It was okay, work was super busy. How about you?
User avatar #3332 to #3331 - lonelybaloney (02/10/2014) [-]
Yeah you know, the casual Sunday.
FInished my homework and all.
c:
User avatar #3333 to #3332 - donark (02/10/2014) [-]
Nice, nice ^^
User avatar #3309 - dylanweber (01/22/2014) [-]
poop :3
User avatar #3320 to #3319 - dylanweber (02/05/2014) [-]
inb4 dick instead of sugar
User avatar #3321 to #3320 - donark (02/05/2014) [-]
Pretty sure someone made that..
User avatar #3322 to #3321 - dylanweber (02/05/2014) [-]
Yeah but it's rainbow dash :3
User avatar #3323 to #3322 - donark (02/05/2014) [-]
Yes
User avatar #3324 to #3323 - dylanweber (02/06/2014) [-]
Need source? :p
User avatar #3325 to #3324 - donark (02/06/2014) [-]
Nahh : P
#3300 - Womens Study Major (12/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #3301 to #3300 - donark (12/29/2013) [-]
probably
#3302 to #3301 - Womens Study Major (12/29/2013) [-]
Aw poo
:c
User avatar #3261 - therealsuperderpy (12/23/2013) [-]
ur ghey
User avatar #3262 to #3261 - donark (12/23/2013) [-]
I'm okay with that.
User avatar #3259 - jimmypageftw ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
Hmmmmm
User avatar #3260 to #3259 - donark (12/21/2013) [-]
Hmmmmm?
User avatar #3269 to #3260 - jimmypageftw ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
Ok I'll stop lol
User avatar #3263 to #3260 - jimmypageftw ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
User avatar #3258 - derangedberger (11/19/2013) [-]
Hey... it happened again, but please bear with us. We think we know how hawk got into the last one. It won't be happening again.
www.funnyjunk.com/user/voiceofredemption

Tell everyone you can, please
User avatar #3257 - derangedberger (11/17/2013) [-]
Hey, looks like I'm on messenger duty again. Hawk was the one behind the deletion of friendly, and he did it again. He is now permabanned from friendly, and no longer a site mod. Many of you may have thin patience at this point, but it will NOT happen again. Do come join us.
www.funnyjunk.com/user/thevoiceofdelete
User avatar #3246 - derangedberger (10/10/2013) [-]
TFW no Donark ever ;_;

Also guess who might have a job soon :3
User avatar #3247 to #3246 - donark (10/10/2013) [-]
You? : P
User avatar #3248 to #3247 - derangedberger (10/10/2013) [-]
Yus :3
At Shop Rite c:
User avatar #3249 to #3248 - donark (10/10/2013) [-]
Ahh cool, what ShopRite?
User avatar #3250 to #3249 - derangedberger (10/10/2013) [-]
It's on Route 9 in NJ. You live in NJ right? I have forgotten.
User avatar #3251 to #3250 - donark (10/10/2013) [-]
Yes I do
User avatar #3252 to #3251 - derangedberger (10/10/2013) [-]
So how is you? ^^
User avatar #3253 to #3252 - donark (10/10/2013) [-]
I'm okay, just packing for Florida. You?
User avatar #3254 to #3253 - derangedberger (10/10/2013) [-]
Just hanging around, not doing work x3
Whatcha going to Florida for?
User avatar #3255 to #3254 - donark (10/10/2013) [-]
I'm going to visit a friend, first trip without any adults woop
User avatar #3239 - theonetruedashi (09/30/2013) [-]
I will end your existance
User avatar #3233 - derangedberger (09/14/2013) [-]
Hai Donut c:
User avatar #3234 to #3233 - donark (09/14/2013) [-]
Hayy
User avatar #3235 to #3234 - derangedberger (09/16/2013) [-]
I haven't seen you around lately, where you been?
User avatar #3236 to #3235 - donark (09/16/2013) [-]
Working or school >.<
User avatar #3237 to #3236 - derangedberger (09/16/2013) [-]
Ghey :c
Same for me, I've been on a lot less
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