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#1203 - **doggstar used "*roll 1, pokemon*"** **doggstar rolls Slugma** 12/13/2014 on Roll Changes #2 0
#122 - i concur with this, ive asked my girlfriend about it, she told…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2014 on I was told to share this... 0
User avatar #123 - frankwest (12/10/2014) [-]
It feels better than normal because it's animal instinct, and I agree. I'm fine with sex while a girl's on her period. Also it's extra lubricant, and I honestly just don't get grossed out by bodies and the things that naturally happen to them.
#5 - ive been reading a lot of these and want to know where i can f…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2014 on Edgardo's Ballad 0
#6 - tanstin (11/22/2014) [-]
Hey man, nice to see some people getting into DnD, I hear roll20 is pretty popular with virtual DnD, never used it personally though.


#23 - damn they added that since i last read it 11/22/2014 on I hope this isn't real 0
#21 - that game took 3 years of my life, then one day i just gave aw… 11/21/2014 on Social Life Dead 0
#2 - my gf and i were good friends before we got together, she had … 11/21/2014 on dat reaction +2
#2 - barry trotter is a cool book 11/21/2014 on Barry Porter 0
#5 - i dont mind reading twisted stories, but one i will always enj…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/21/2014 on I hope this isn't real 0
User avatar #19 - yunoavailable (11/21/2014) [-]
UN and PW?
#13 - luismachado (11/21/2014) [-]
it's asking me for some username and password
#23 - doggstar (11/22/2014) [-]
damn they added that since i last read it
#41 - congrats mate, i didn't get a gf until i was 21 11/21/2014 on Dear FJ +1
#10 - im afraid of having something around my neck incase it gets ca… 11/21/2014 on Deep Dark Fears 0

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#18 - waffies (10/19/2014) [-]
Well hello there! I was doing a big friends-list check, looking in on people I havent talked to in forever and a half, and saw our old conversation below! How's life broski?
Well hello there! I was doing a big friends-list check, looking in on people I havent talked to in forever and a half, and saw our old conversation below! How's life broski?
#17 - anon (09/18/2013) [-]
you faggot ****** , log in and say it like a man next time
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#15 to #14 - doggstar (04/09/2013) [-]
#1 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
just saw your comment on the motorcycle crash gif, about repeating the act as a way of killing yourself, were you serious?
#2 to #1 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
yes. it's a plan i've had since i was 13
User avatar #3 to #2 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
there's a million things i could ask, but im gonna go with two:

1.) Any particular reason why?

2.) You wanna talk about it?
#4 to #3 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
i dont really know why. one day i just decided i wanted to off myself when i was 21. i guess i just never wanted to grow old and become a burdan on society or my family and i thought since i'll officially be classed as an adult by my elders and my youngers i figured i could just get into(or cause) an accident that would take my life. people would just see it as a tragedy, a simple unforseen scenerio....
User avatar #5 to #4 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
A burden on society? Why do you think you'd be that? From what i can tell you're just as good a human being as anyone i know. At least i see no reason to think that you'd ever become a burden. There's no reason to do it if there's nothing to gain on any state of mind :/
#6 to #5 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
i know. i've been conflicted lately because i've had the plan for 8 years. it is sound i have the bike the area in which i am to crash is mapped out. but the past year i've gained friends and have gotten better at work, even my medical conditions are improving. i dont want to do it but subconsciously i do and it's sending me mad as i think about it, constantly argueing with myself as itry to find a way out of my own reality
User avatar #7 to #6 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
Well, who else knows of your "plan"?

To me it seems more like something that's been so constantly in mind that it became a certainty. Nothing logical, just inescapable.

I had a conflict of this nature in middle school. I really wasn't of an age for such decisions, but still, a complete lack of friends, presence of bullies, absence of hope, and so forth, drove me to the edge. And right before i did something regrettable, i realized that there was probably things worth living for, and my issues were temporary.

In your case, the reasons not to do it are plain and clear, as you just listed three! Friends, work improvements, health... going through with it would just be universally silly to be honest :/

My recommendation? Make plans on your birthday. Plans that you really can't skip out on, as you'll be with someone somewhere. Hows that sound?
#8 to #7 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
no one.
it makes sense the way you've pointed out, i guess it has just become such a certainty that i feel i must do it. i planned to have a small drink by myself then follow through. there will be no party and since my family is nowhere near where i live and i've been out of contact for almost 2 years except a small talk to my sister every now and then i guess if i didn't have any id and took the plates off my bike i'd just become another number a simple jhon doe in the system... i'll do you a favour, i'll call some friends and have them keep an eye on me so i dont do anything stupid.. i dont want to do anything stupid
User avatar #9 to #8 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
Don't just do it because i said so, do it because of what you said: you don't want to do anything stupid. And don't even think of it as avoiding that, go do something with them, have a good time ya know? Make it a happy day eh?

Mind if i add you as a friend? Keep in touch after your birthday and so on? I'm always happy to talk, even on less-serious topics.
#10 to #9 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
sure, i dont mind
#11 to #10 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
Awesome. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance doggstar
#12 to #11 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
the pleasure is all mine waffies
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