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work as a chef hense the name
an im sure if you live in knet u would of heard about the resturant i work in
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#2 - how the hell could you not like bacon if god blessed anyth…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/13/2014 on Somebody didn't think this... +1
#14 - anon (02/13/2014) [-]
Bacon is fucking horrible compared to some other meats, people in the internet just love it because its a bandwagon.
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#15 - doddythechef (02/13/2014) [-]
actually i love it cuz im a chef and let me tell you, you can make some awesome shit with it
#12 - anon (02/13/2014) [-]
i also don't like bacon. Just tastes bad to me
#3 - charagrin has deleted their comment.
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#6 - Durp (02/13/2014) [-]
Really? Too sweet? I don't like Nutella because it tastes like plain pudding to me.
#23 - im sorry who is this guy?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/12/2014 on Bumsnacher +1
#26 - anon (02/13/2014) [-]
a mod
thats all you need to know
#3 - i shouldnt of clicked on the link 02/12/2014 on someone get this man some tits +1
#139 - damn man that was heavy 02/12/2014 on Felt this more than I'd... +1
#182 - that thing was a god it even took on matilda and won … 02/09/2014 on Whatever happened to this show 0
#87 - thats when my job starts 02/09/2014 on Very Canadian content 0
#8 - 5 weeks and i get to listen to your glorious accents i can not wait  [+] (26 new replies) 02/08/2014 on Very Canadian content +3
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#14 - deathklokiller (02/09/2014) [-]
just dont come to quebec
#23 - dehnoobshow (02/09/2014) [-]
Don't listen to him! The poutine is worth ever single second.
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#24 - deathklokiller (02/09/2014) [-]
to bad the politics and culture is shit here
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#58 - ocnamesaregone (02/09/2014) [-]
Politics and culture

Fuck for all the fucking movies we make (our directors made big hollywood hits recently should you know), artists we produce, cultural diversity we have (just come and try Montreal, where I live I can't order food in english nor french at McDonald's. If that ain't cultural diversity I dont know what is).

Quebec has the most "culture" in Canada you inbred swine, and you dare insult our politics? May I point out just how fine things are going in Toronto? Or the Senate scandal? And you think Quebec is corrupted but how do you know you're clean? otherwise yeah things are pretty fucked up in Quebec too

If you're from B.C. tho just ignore w/e I just said you guys are pretty cool
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#59 - deathklokiller (02/09/2014) [-]
im from montreal.
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#60 - ocnamesaregone (02/09/2014) [-]
Which part of Montreal
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#61 - deathklokiller (02/09/2014) [-]
le plateau
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#63 - ocnamesaregone (02/09/2014) [-]
Life must be easy on you then
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#64 - deathklokiller (02/09/2014) [-]
not really im in the average im not rich or poor i went to jfk highschool no private noce face no anything and i payed my way to cegep sorry if im not your richy rich or the many hipsters in mount-royal.
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#66 - ocnamesaregone (02/09/2014) [-]
Still a pretty easy life mine isn't hard either
#67 - deathklokiller (02/09/2014) [-]
#25 - dehnoobshow (02/09/2014) [-]
If you're visiting, you don't care for politics.

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#71 - killerliquid (02/09/2014) [-]
Poutine may have originated from Quebec but that doesn't mean there aren't any restaurants that don't offer it outside of Quebec!!
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#28 - cacti (02/09/2014) [-]
Dear God I'm sorry, but that stuff is the most disgusting thing I've had.
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#32 - smilingpyro (02/09/2014) [-]
it wasn't the McDonalds poutine was it? Because that stuff is a disgrace to the word poutine.
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#35 - cacti (02/09/2014) [-]
Nah, I was visiting friends in Quebec and they took me to a legitimate poutine place.
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#40 - smilingpyro (02/09/2014) [-]
Thats weird, most people seem to love it. Maybe its an acquired taste or something. (I find liquor and poutine are a great combo, my #1 drunk food for sure)
#29 - dehnoobshow (02/09/2014) [-]
That's just the American inside you.
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#30 - cacti (02/09/2014) [-]
50% American. 50% Canadian.
I guess I received the bad traits from both.
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#26 - deathklokiller (02/09/2014) [-]
ill give you that
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#9 - pooplol (02/09/2014) [-]
why 5 weeks?
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#87 - doddythechef (02/09/2014) [-]
thats when my job starts
#11 - anon (02/09/2014) [-]
Because it's not four weeks.
#19 - ThatGuyWhoTalks (02/09/2014) [-]
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#12 - pooplol (02/09/2014) [-]
you have a compelling argument.
#25 - this diet is basicly hunter gatherer so what you can hunt or g… 02/06/2014 on because science 0
#15 - dont you talk to me about cravings im on a no sugar diet!…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/06/2014 on because science 0
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#17 - vpngtn (02/06/2014) [-]
may i ask why you are on a no sugar diet?
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#25 - doddythechef (02/06/2014) [-]
this diet is basicly hunter gatherer so what you can hunt or grow you can eat

actually not a bad diet lost 1.2 pounds in 3 weeks
#11 - you alright there buddy?  [+] (7 new replies) 02/06/2014 on because science +1
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#13 - vpngtn (02/06/2014) [-]
im okay, i just get cravings sometimes
#15 - doddythechef (02/06/2014) [-]
dont you talk to me about cravings
im on a no sugar diet! i haven't had chocolate or any kind of sweets in a month
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#17 - vpngtn (02/06/2014) [-]
may i ask why you are on a no sugar diet?
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#25 - doddythechef (02/06/2014) [-]
this diet is basicly hunter gatherer so what you can hunt or grow you can eat

actually not a bad diet lost 1.2 pounds in 3 weeks
#14 - anon (02/06/2014) [-]
no no no, let me tell you what:
you, user, are trying to become a part of the club by being so "lol so random".
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#16 - vpngtn (02/06/2014) [-]
1. what club?
2. comment #13 was not random in any way, it took me 5 minutes to think of something that would not be boring and at the same time not overdoing it, hence no image.
when i reply to someone i might as well try to make it interesting.
3. i have no proof of it, but i personally feel like i am the kind of person who would enjoy taking the life of a person, provided that the said person deserves it or poses a threat to me.
comment #7 were my honest thoughts and feelings at that time.
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#23 - yuukiii (02/06/2014) [-]
im with you on that if the person deserves to be killed i think i would enjoy it as well. but i think ill would be too "happy" during.