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#1058 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2014 on kingalister's profile 0
#1059 - kingalister (11/20/2014) [-]
baaaka~

And to think some people consider themselves real fans of anime when all they watch is harem trash and learn a few anime buzzwords.

And to think they don't even watch good animes like evangelion, the monogatari series, or code geass.

And clearly the girl is simply an anon who needs to lurk more or go back to 9Reddumgag
#765 - heheheheheheh 11/19/2014 on doctorque's profile 0
#64 - anyone know the password for nerv? 11/17/2014 on Solution6 0
#763 - For starters CHEEKI BREEKI means nothing. As I recall the only… 11/14/2014 on doctorque's profile 0
#808 - **doctorque rolled image ** 11/12/2014 on Let's play 0
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#761 - I am a bit of not internet 11/09/2014 on doctorque's profile 0
#759 - I literally do not own any new gifs  [+] (2 new replies) 11/09/2014 on doctorque's profile 0
#760 - kingalister (11/09/2014) [-]
Probably because you aren't of the internet anymore
#761 - doctorque (11/09/2014) [-]
I am a bit of not internet
#757 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 11/09/2014 on doctorque's profile 0
#758 - kingalister (11/09/2014) [-]
#759 - doctorque (11/09/2014) [-]
I literally do not own any new gifs
#760 - kingalister (11/09/2014) [-]
Probably because you aren't of the internet anymore
#761 - doctorque (11/09/2014) [-]
I am a bit of not internet
#89 - Yeah I get the joke. Just wanted to toss in my idea. … 11/04/2014 on Let's play a game 0

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User avatar #765 to #764 - doctorque (11/19/2014) [-]
heheheheheheh
#762 - kingalister (11/14/2014) [-]
What is he even saying
What is he even saying
#763 to #762 - doctorque (11/14/2014) [-]
For starters CHEEKI BREEKI means nothing. As I recall the only time I said it was during a game where you stick out your fingers and basically you go ЧИКИ БРИКИ ПАЛЬЧИК ВЫКИНЬ and do some odd **** till one person wins. I.E some random sounding words that rhyme with **** you are about to say like Chinger Dinger SHOW YOUR FINGER!

anyways otherwise he is just like

BOOOYS DON"T SHOOT!,
OOH MAN CHEEKI BREEKI AND IN A LADY!!!
WE ARE ALWAYS HAPPY FOR NEW CLIENTS!
CHEEKI BREEKI
BOYS DONT SHOOT!
CHEEKI BREEKI CHEEKI BREEKI CHEEKI BREEKI
OH MAN
I DONT HAVE A VALYNA (army jargon for dakka)
CHEEKI BREEKI CHEEKI BREEKI CHEEKI BREEKI
MEN DONT SHOOT!
CHEEKI BREEKI X5
OH THATS ALL MEN I DONT HAVE A VALYNA!
CHEEKI BREEKI X8
***************************************************************

I hope you have found this informative.
#759 to #758 - doctorque (11/09/2014) [-]
I literally do not own any new gifs
I literally do not own any new gifs
#760 to #759 - kingalister (11/09/2014) [-]
Probably because you aren't of the internet anymore
#761 to #760 - doctorque (11/09/2014) [-]
I am a bit of not internet
#755 to #754 - doctorque (10/29/2014) [-]
Fahim, the suicide is of good.
#739 to #738 - kingalister (09/27/2014) [-]
Are you some kind of gaijin?
User avatar #742 to #741 - doctorque (09/27/2014) [-]
wanna play legu?

User avatar #743 to #742 - kingalister (09/27/2014) [-]
Maybe in a bit

I'm working and angle with this guy
User avatar #745 to #743 - doctorque (09/27/2014) [-]
what angel?
#746 to #745 - kingalister (09/27/2014) [-]
The homosexual angle
#747 to #746 - doctorque (09/27/2014) [-]
I assumed that I meant like...
I assumed that I meant like...
#750 to #749 - kingalister (09/27/2014) [-]
Alright lets play
User avatar #751 to #750 - doctorque (09/27/2014) [-]
still trying to get online
#752 to #751 - kingalister (09/27/2014) [-]
Cum on step it up
Cum on step it up
User avatar #753 to #752 - doctorque (09/27/2014) [-]
im on lemme poop
#732 - kingalister (09/21/2014) [-]
No banerino X--DD
#730 - kingalister (09/14/2014) [-]
Rusko x Cypress Hill - Shots Go Off (Whiiite Remix)

I SUCK COCK AND BALLS
User avatar #731 to #730 - doctorque (09/14/2014) [-]
CHUPO PITO Y BOLAS!
#723 - kingalister (08/01/2014) [-]
>Be hanging with gordon this one time
>Watching anime
>Hear door open
>Parents walk in
>See this playing on TV www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV-MmF-OzC4
>Dad: Now I'm embarrassed

#724 to #723 - doctorque (08/01/2014) [-]
das some kaway 						****					 right there doe   
   
What did he say? Or was it the takes a look and silently goes somewhere thing.
das some kaway **** right there doe

What did he say? Or was it the takes a look and silently goes somewhere thing.
User avatar #726 to #724 - kingalister (08/01/2014) [-]
just kinda walked away
User avatar #727 to #726 - doctorque (08/01/2014) [-]
that's the worst one
User avatar #703 - kingalister (07/26/2014) [-]
So we're not watching lucy yesterday?
#704 to #703 - doctorque (07/26/2014) [-]
(dat gif doe)
(dat gif doe)
#705 to #704 - kingalister (07/26/2014) [-]
I guess Gord forgot

Or didn't want to hang out

Which I can understand.
#706 to #705 - doctorque (07/26/2014) [-]
I didnt know so I watched it. I will come for company doe. I really liked it.

**** was .... deep?
#707 to #706 - kingalister (07/26/2014) [-]
Ah don't worry about it   
   
Movies are expensive. If he didn't tell you about it then he probably wasn't planning on seeing it anyways.
Ah don't worry about it

Movies are expensive. If he didn't tell you about it then he probably wasn't planning on seeing it anyways.
#708 to #707 - doctorque (07/26/2014) [-]
that nigee
that nigee
#709 to #708 - kingalister (07/26/2014) [-]
Ah, whatever.

I don't have money anyways
User avatar #710 to #709 - doctorque (07/26/2014) [-]
what do you game anyways except for league and ds2
User avatar #712 to #710 - kingalister (07/26/2014) [-]
Oh and Payday 2

Lots of that
#711 to #710 - kingalister (07/26/2014) [-]
There are other games?

Not much really. Killing Floor, Left for dead 2

Someone got me Cod 4 and MW2 so I play that sometimes.

That's pretty much it for now
#713 to #711 - doctorque (07/26/2014) [-]
wish we played some same 						****
wish we played some same ****

#714 to #713 - kingalister (07/26/2014) [-]
Wasn't meant to be, I guess.
#715 to #714 - doctorque (07/26/2014) [-]
one day will come a game, and that day will be the day   
the day such as no day before it   
the day
one day will come a game, and that day will be the day
the day such as no day before it
the day
#716 to #715 - kingalister (07/26/2014) [-]
And here's hoping that game is Destiny when it comes to PC   
   
Eventually
And here's hoping that game is Destiny when it comes to PC

Eventually
#717 to #716 - doctorque (07/26/2014) [-]
I was hoping it could be the division but the new trailers scare.
I was hoping it could be the division but the new trailers scare.
#718 to #717 - kingalister (07/26/2014) [-]
You mean Paytowinvison?

Clancy is rolling over in his grave
#719 to #718 - doctorque (07/26/2014) [-]
dev's faces when
#721 to #720 - doctorque (07/26/2014) [-]
my headset broke I am upset

also **** futureshop is taking their sweet sweet time processing it damn it
#722 to #721 - kingalister (07/26/2014) [-]
Those kikes just don't care
#699 - kingalister (07/20/2014) [-]
Путин секрет девушка полиция арестовывает вы собираетесь на сегодняшний день, может быть,
#700 to #699 - doctorque (07/21/2014) [-]
Putin secret woman police arrests to are you going to on today's, maybe.


????
User avatar #701 to #700 - kingalister (07/21/2014) [-]
Google says you are wrong
User avatar #702 to #701 - doctorque (07/21/2014) [-]
Jesus says you are a ****** .
#672 - kingalister (06/21/2014) [-]
This is making me question everything I know
User avatar #696 to #672 - doctorque (06/21/2014) [-]
was about to say that actually
User avatar #697 to #696 - kingalister (06/21/2014) [-]
I just don't care anymore....

User avatar #698 to #697 - doctorque (06/21/2014) [-]
it gave me a ***** moment
#673 to #672 - doctorque (06/21/2014) [-]
didnt we already do this?
didnt we already do this?
User avatar #674 to #673 - kingalister (06/21/2014) [-]
People keep saying it's 9

Apparently it can be either be 1 or 9 depending on how you do it

******* math man
User avatar #675 to #674 - doctorque (06/21/2014) [-]
its 1
why are they saying its 9

6
--------------
2(1+2)



6
--------------
2(3)


6
---------------
6


1
User avatar #676 to #675 - kingalister (06/21/2014) [-]
apparently they divide the 6 and 2 before multiplying
User avatar #677 to #676 - doctorque (06/21/2014) [-]
6
----------
2(1+2)


3
---------
(1+2)


3
------
3


1
User avatar #678 to #677 - kingalister (06/21/2014) [-]
wouldn't it become 3(3)?
User avatar #679 to #678 - doctorque (06/21/2014) [-]
no

if its 6 at the top then the 6 will be devided by 2
and the 2 will be devided by 2


6/2
-------
(2/2)(1+2)


3
------------
1(1+2)


3
-------------
1(3)
User avatar #680 to #679 - kingalister (06/21/2014) [-]
Man I just don't know anymore
User avatar #681 to #680 - doctorque (06/21/2014) [-]
this is the truth, other people shouldnt have graduated
User avatar #682 to #681 - kingalister (06/21/2014) [-]
Unfortunately no one will believe me
User avatar #683 to #682 - doctorque (06/21/2014) [-]
******* noobs goddamn it

tell them im in college, they probs highschool kids
User avatar #684 to #683 - kingalister (06/21/2014) [-]
Worse

These are kids born on internet and in high school
User avatar #686 to #684 - doctorque (06/21/2014) [-]
BEDMAS *****

Brackets
Exponents
Division
Multiplication
Addition
Subtraction
User avatar #687 to #686 - kingalister (06/21/2014) [-]
I just don't know man

My college proff never really said anything about which to do first the division or multiplication

Really I always just finished brackets as much as I could first

That is what seems right to me
User avatar #688 to #687 - doctorque (06/21/2014) [-]
The laws of math are as such. If you do not follow them you will get the wrong result whilst thinking that you have arrived at the correct one.

-unknown (ancient chinese proverb)
User avatar #689 to #688 - kingalister (06/21/2014) [-]
So we agree it's 1 and everyone is being autistic right?
User avatar #691 to #689 - doctorque (06/21/2014) [-]
unless im wrong
User avatar #693 to #691 - kingalister (06/21/2014) [-]
AAAHHHH
User avatar #694 to #693 - doctorque (06/21/2014) [-]
**** my life im a retard
refreshed my memory on bedmas

...
division
multiplication
...
(in order they appear) ****


6/2(1+2)

6/2*3

3*3

9
User avatar #695 to #694 - kingalister (06/21/2014) [-]
6÷2(1+2)=?  1 or 9?  What Is The Answer To This Math Problem?

There is no right answer

Maybe this problem was made to piss everyone off
User avatar #692 to #690 - kingalister (06/21/2014) [-]
I guess the world will keep on being wrong
User avatar #685 to #684 - doctorque (06/21/2014) [-]
******* stupid kids
#666 - maime (05/08/2014) [-]
Hail Satan.
User avatar #668 to #666 - doctorque (05/08/2014) [-]
hail but who this be
#669 to #668 - maime (05/08/2014) [-]
Why don't you remember me, Senpai-kun?~

We should play WoW sometime.
User avatar #671 to #669 - doctorque (05/08/2014) [-]
seriously I have no idea who you are
#670 to #669 - doctorque (05/08/2014) [-]
Oh, and snaregod... que my team
Just kidding, you wont!
User avatar #661 - alicornking (05/08/2014) [-]
Que?
User avatar #667 to #661 - doctorque (05/08/2014) [-]
what just happened
User avatar #663 to #662 - alicornking (05/08/2014) [-]
dfgas
User avatar #658 - doctorque (04/04/2014) [-]
memexplain do you know the name of the meme in this video
us.battle.net/wow/en/blog/13423478/#talents

would be awesome if you could get back to me with this
User avatar #659 to #658 - memexplain (04/04/2014) [-]
I don't see a video. Is there a YouTube link?
User avatar #660 to #659 - doctorque (04/04/2014) [-]
seems the "copy at current time" feature failed me and I didnt check what I pasted.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRQQSegh0uc#t=80
User avatar #653 - kingalister (02/13/2014) [-]
Hey dima

How ya been?
User avatar #657 to #653 - Dima (02/13/2014) [-]
I've been good, man, thanks for asking!
User avatar #654 to #653 - doctorque (02/13/2014) [-]
Have not been doing much at all. You should inform me when you are free in a week man
User avatar #655 to #654 - kingalister (02/13/2014) [-]
You gotta text me more, mang.

I kinda just zone out at my computer when i get home these days
User avatar #656 to #655 - doctorque (02/13/2014) [-]
I shall
User avatar #649 - doctorque (08/14/2013) [-]
alicornking, have I missed anything?

got a few mentions from hawke and joshlol but cant see them
User avatar #652 to #649 - alicornking (08/14/2013) [-]
Nah nothing
User avatar #651 to #650 - doctorque (08/14/2013) [-]
am traveling, whats with the mentions?
#647 - alicornking (04/11/2013) [-]
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#648 to #647 - doctorque (04/11/2013) [-]
Come lift with gordon and I later today
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