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doctorque

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Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:5/07/2015
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#879 - kingalister ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
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#875 - kingalister ONLINE (05/01/2015) [-]
I got guild wars 2

Guess this is my life now
User avatar #876 to #875 - doctorque (05/02/2015) [-]
really... that game?
User avatar #877 to #876 - kingalister ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]
It's bretty good

High quality n all
#878 to #877 - doctorque (05/02/2015) [-]
the fun fell off a month or two in for me   
   
ill play a bit if you want but only if you started on my server
the fun fell off a month or two in for me

ill play a bit if you want but only if you started on my server
#873 - kingalister ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
>You're so sweet, anon, but I'm not interested in dating right now.
>she dates Chad the next week
#868 - kingalister ONLINE (04/03/2015) [-]
Turning down a threesome with a hot chick   
   
You are a stronger man than I
Turning down a threesome with a hot chick

You are a stronger man than I
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#852 to #851 - doctorque (04/02/2015) [-]
No place is safe huh.
No place is safe huh.
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#854 to #853 - doctorque (04/02/2015) [-]
Can't a man check some damn fj before bed?
Can't a man check some damn fj before bed?
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#858 to #857 - doctorque (04/02/2015) [-]
I don't even know anymore. It is just some trap lookin' ************* showing affection.
I am amazed at how many of these images the internet contains.
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User avatar #860 to #859 - doctorque (04/02/2015) [-]
It is mainly just weird for the "boys".
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#862 to #861 - doctorque (04/02/2015) [-]
Why not grab a random nice island boy and do that?
What makes the choices static?
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#864 to #863 - doctorque (04/02/2015) [-]
I will be honest. This whole situation is sounding bonkers. Would be weird.
I will be honest. This whole situation is sounding bonkers. Would be weird.
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#866 to #865 - doctorque (04/02/2015) [-]
I lost all my reaction images. I only have this now.
I lost all my reaction images. I only have this now.
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#849 - kingalister ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
Who the **** uses the FJ chat system

It is the buggiest **** in the ******* world

You have my skype, you fool.
#850 to #849 - doctorque (03/28/2015) [-]
Man you don't know my stuggles.
Man you don't know my stuggles.
#847 - kingalister ONLINE (03/19/2015) [-]
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#848 to #847 - doctorque (03/19/2015) [-]
For the danke memes ofcourse.
For the danke memes ofcourse.
#843 - kingalister ONLINE (02/18/2015) [-]
>Thinking jet fuel can melt steel beams
#826 - kingalister ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
>When you the tightest 			*****		 at ISIS
>When you the tightest ***** at ISIS
#827 to #826 - doctorque (02/15/2015) [-]
thats pretty good actually   
   
what are you to mang
thats pretty good actually

what are you to mang
#828 to #827 - kingalister ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
Playing diablo and feeling sick as ****

UUGHHH. It sucks
User avatar #829 to #828 - doctorque (02/15/2015) [-]
Nice. I am sitting here my pc is loading for 2 hours now. My project is on it... I need to work on it for tomorrow... fuuuu
User avatar #830 to #829 - kingalister ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
sheeeiiiit
User avatar #831 to #830 - doctorque (02/15/2015) [-]
im shrekt
User avatar #832 to #831 - kingalister ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
have you tried praising the machine spirit?
User avatar #833 to #832 - doctorque (02/15/2015) [-]
ill try. what do?
User avatar #834 to #833 - kingalister ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
Apply the sacred oils and incense
User avatar #835 to #834 - doctorque (02/15/2015) [-]
and then?
User avatar #836 to #835 - kingalister ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
The machine spirit should work again
User avatar #837 to #836 - doctorque (02/15/2015) [-]
machine spirit is being asshat
User avatar #838 to #837 - kingalister ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
welp ya ******
#840 to #838 - doctorque (02/15/2015) [-]
thats where LETHERBELT UUUGH came from
thats where LETHERBELT UUUGH came from
User avatar #839 to #838 - doctorque (02/15/2015) [-]
well I guess internet time
User avatar #823 - doctorque (02/01/2015) [-]
Mathexplain hey I need your help.

Message that says COMP4321 is to be transmitted through a communication channel. When sending COMP4321, transmitter inserts at least two blanks between every two consecutive characters in the message. (Note: Characters are not shuffled and Blanks are not inserted before C and after 1.)


how does one do this
User avatar #841 to #823 - mathexplain (02/18/2015) [-]
That doesn't sound very math related.
User avatar #842 to #841 - doctorque (02/18/2015) [-]
its shuffling
#821 - kingalister ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
>What it's like smoking weed once
>What it's like smoking weed once
#819 - kingalister ONLINE (01/25/2015) [-]
Did a million brave soviet really die for real trap 			****
ХЛЕБ   Рэп, Цепи

Did a million brave soviet really die for real trap ****
User avatar #820 to #819 - doctorque (01/26/2015) [-]
10/10 BREAD Rap, Chains. Top trap **** !
Genius Lyrics such as:
"I'm walkin' through da club, and I see someone dropped 100 Rubbles. I pick that **** up and now I hav 100 Rubbles. *all* Yeah HE HAS 100 Rubbles! **"
User avatar #808 - kingalister ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
Bane - What's that Song?
User avatar #809 to #808 - doctorque (01/19/2015) [-]
Dud thats great
User avatar #810 to #809 - kingalister ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
dododoo
User avatar #811 to #810 - doctorque (01/19/2015) [-]
wanna pray a regue of regendusu game?
User avatar #812 to #811 - kingalister ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
nah I was just gettin off it after this game
User avatar #814 to #812 - doctorque (01/19/2015) [-]
you go to bed early now?
#815 to #814 - kingalister ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
Only when i got shifts in the morning
User avatar #816 to #815 - doctorque (01/19/2015) [-]
How many times a week are you working now? Just so I can know schedule sorta.
#817 to #816 - kingalister ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
I work 5 days a week either at 2 pm or 7 am for 8 hour shifts

I have Friday and sat off.

It's like a nightmare but when I open my eyes I still see it.
#807 - kingalister ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
>Ingvar the Plunderer's death quote
#806 - kingalister ONLINE (12/31/2014) [-]
>When you trying to cheat off your m8 but he ain't got a clue either.
#804 - kingalister ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #800 to #799 - doctorque (12/21/2014) [-]
pulled apart my laptop today
i.imgur.com/heFXu3L.png
User avatar #802 to #800 - kingalister ONLINE (12/21/2014) [-]
Oh yeah you wanna play league?
User avatar #803 to #802 - doctorque (12/21/2014) [-]
yeah sure
lemme finish LFR getting a piece every boss... so op
#801 to #800 - kingalister ONLINE (12/21/2014) [-]
Enjoy the paperweight
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