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doctorque

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Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:7/30/2015
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#889 - kingalister (07/08/2015) [-]
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Vanu so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to papa vanu every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Vanu is love" I say; "Vanu is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a higby
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Vanu
>I called him a nanite
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Papa Vanu
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "Eyes to the moment you can prevail."
>He grabs me with his powerful Vanu hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Papa Vanu
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Vanu
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Vanu
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Papa Vanu looks him straight in the eyes and says "Our foes shall know the will of the Vanu."
>Papa Vanu leaves through my window
>Vanu is love. Vanu is life.
User avatar #883 to #881 - doctorque (05/17/2015) [-]
btw got got 6 month suspension from wow for botting no warning or anything.
User avatar #884 to #883 - kingalister (05/17/2015) [-]
https://youtube.com/devicesupport

>Using a bot
User avatar #885 to #884 - doctorque (05/17/2015) [-]
ahaha
#875 - kingalister (05/01/2015) [-]
I got guild wars 2

Guess this is my life now
User avatar #876 to #875 - doctorque (05/02/2015) [-]
really... that game?
User avatar #877 to #876 - kingalister (05/02/2015) [-]
It's bretty good

High quality n all
#878 to #877 - doctorque (05/02/2015) [-]
the fun fell off a month or two in for me

ill play a bit if you want but only if you started on my server
#873 - kingalister (04/19/2015) [-]
>You're so sweet, anon, but I'm not interested in dating right now.
>she dates Chad the next week
#868 - kingalister (04/03/2015) [-]
Turning down a threesome with a hot chick

You are a stronger man than I
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#852 to #851 - doctorque (04/02/2015) [-]
No place is safe huh.
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#854 to #853 - doctorque (04/02/2015) [-]
Can't a man check some damn fj before bed?
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#858 to #857 - doctorque (04/02/2015) [-]
I don't even know anymore. It is just some trap lookin' ************* showing affection.
I am amazed at how many of these images the internet contains.
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User avatar #860 to #859 - doctorque (04/02/2015) [-]
It is mainly just weird for the "boys".
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#862 to #861 - doctorque (04/02/2015) [-]
Why not grab a random nice island boy and do that?
What makes the choices static?
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#864 to #863 - doctorque (04/02/2015) [-]
I will be honest. This whole situation is sounding bonkers. Would be weird.
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#866 to #865 - doctorque (04/02/2015) [-]
I lost all my reaction images. I only have this now.
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#849 - kingalister (03/28/2015) [-]
Who the **** uses the FJ chat system

It is the buggiest **** in the ******* world

You have my skype, you fool.
#850 to #849 - doctorque (03/28/2015) [-]
Man you don't know my stuggles.
#848 to #847 - doctorque (03/19/2015) [-]
For the danke memes ofcourse.
#843 - kingalister (02/18/2015) [-]
>Thinking jet fuel can melt steel beams
#826 - kingalister (02/15/2015) [-]
>When you the tightest ***** at ISIS
#827 to #826 - doctorque (02/15/2015) [-]
thats pretty good actually   
   
what are you to mang
thats pretty good actually

what are you to mang
#828 to #827 - kingalister (02/15/2015) [-]
Playing diablo and feeling sick as ****

UUGHHH. It sucks
User avatar #829 to #828 - doctorque (02/15/2015) [-]
Nice. I am sitting here my pc is loading for 2 hours now. My project is on it... I need to work on it for tomorrow... fuuuu
User avatar #830 to #829 - kingalister (02/15/2015) [-]
sheeeiiiit
User avatar #831 to #830 - doctorque (02/15/2015) [-]
im shrekt
User avatar #832 to #831 - kingalister (02/15/2015) [-]
have you tried praising the machine spirit?
User avatar #833 to #832 - doctorque (02/15/2015) [-]
ill try. what do?
User avatar #834 to #833 - kingalister (02/15/2015) [-]
Apply the sacred oils and incense
User avatar #835 to #834 - doctorque (02/15/2015) [-]
and then?
User avatar #836 to #835 - kingalister (02/15/2015) [-]
The machine spirit should work again
User avatar #837 to #836 - doctorque (02/15/2015) [-]
machine spirit is being asshat
#840 to #838 - doctorque (02/15/2015) [-]
thats where LETHERBELT UUUGH came from
User avatar #839 to #838 - doctorque (02/15/2015) [-]
well I guess internet time
User avatar #823 - doctorque (02/01/2015) [-]
Mathexplain hey I need your help.

Message that says COMP4321 is to be transmitted through a communication channel. When sending COMP4321, transmitter inserts at least two blanks between every two consecutive characters in the message. (Note: Characters are not shuffled and Blanks are not inserted before C and after 1.)


how does one do this
User avatar #841 to #823 - mathexplain (02/18/2015) [-]
That doesn't sound very math related.
User avatar #842 to #841 - doctorque (02/18/2015) [-]
its shuffling
#821 - kingalister (01/30/2015) [-]
>What it's like smoking weed once
#819 - kingalister (01/25/2015) [-]
Did a million brave soviet really die for real trap 			****
ХЛЕБ   Рэп, Цепи

Did a million brave soviet really die for real trap ****
User avatar #820 to #819 - doctorque (01/26/2015) [-]
10/10 BREAD Rap, Chains. Top trap **** !
Genius Lyrics such as:
"I'm walkin' through da club, and I see someone dropped 100 Rubbles. I pick that **** up and now I hav 100 Rubbles. *all* Yeah HE HAS 100 Rubbles! **"
User avatar #809 to #808 - doctorque (01/19/2015) [-]
Dud thats great
User avatar #810 to #809 - kingalister (01/19/2015) [-]
dododoo
User avatar #811 to #810 - doctorque (01/19/2015) [-]
wanna pray a regue of regendusu game?
User avatar #812 to #811 - kingalister (01/19/2015) [-]
nah I was just gettin off it after this game
User avatar #814 to #812 - doctorque (01/19/2015) [-]
you go to bed early now?
#815 to #814 - kingalister (01/19/2015) [-]
Only when i got shifts in the morning
User avatar #816 to #815 - doctorque (01/19/2015) [-]
How many times a week are you working now? Just so I can know schedule sorta.
#817 to #816 - kingalister (01/19/2015) [-]
I work 5 days a week either at 2 pm or 7 am for 8 hour shifts

I have Friday and sat off.

It's like a nightmare but when I open my eyes I still see it.
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