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Age: 21
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Youtube Channel: 360eagle
Steam Profile: epicsanvich
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Anything that's FPS or has zombies
X-box Gamertag: ICS V0rtex
Interests: Fapping, Video games, Black metal
Date Signed Up:1/22/2010
Last Login:7/10/2014
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#114 - Maybe I plan to use tumblr users as food then  [+] (1 new reply) 22 hours ago on Maximum lul 0
#115 - hadrian (19 hours ago) [-]
Well... ok.
#112 - Plants don't have compassion or empathy either, do they deserv…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/09/2014 on Maximum lul 0
User avatar #113 - hadrian (07/09/2014) [-]
If I plan to consume them as food, then yes.
User avatar #114 - doctorhax (22 hours ago) [-]
Maybe I plan to use tumblr users as food then
#115 - hadrian (19 hours ago) [-]
Well... ok.
#3724 - **doctorhax rolls 475,319,911** 07/09/2014 on Roll for Red Text 0
#663 - **doctorhax rolls 9,840** 07/09/2014 on halp, im trapped in a sticky 0
#110 - If a tumblr is one of the few things that is keeping them aliv…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/09/2014 on Maximum lul 0
User avatar #111 - hadrian (07/09/2014) [-]
I suppose compassion and empathy are not qualities you possess, in which case you don't deserve to live.
User avatar #112 - doctorhax (07/09/2014) [-]
Plants don't have compassion or empathy either, do they deserve to die?
User avatar #113 - hadrian (07/09/2014) [-]
If I plan to consume them as food, then yes.
User avatar #114 - doctorhax (22 hours ago) [-]
Maybe I plan to use tumblr users as food then
#115 - hadrian (19 hours ago) [-]
Well... ok.
#107 - If they were verging suicide and were at the point in which a …  [+] (7 new replies) 07/09/2014 on Maximum lul 0
#109 - hadrian (07/09/2014) [-]
...that maybe having a blog on tumblr is one of the few things keeping them grounded enough to not go through with it?
User avatar #110 - doctorhax (07/09/2014) [-]
If a tumblr is one of the few things that is keeping them alive, they don't deserve to live
User avatar #111 - hadrian (07/09/2014) [-]
I suppose compassion and empathy are not qualities you possess, in which case you don't deserve to live.
User avatar #112 - doctorhax (07/09/2014) [-]
Plants don't have compassion or empathy either, do they deserve to die?
User avatar #113 - hadrian (07/09/2014) [-]
If I plan to consume them as food, then yes.
User avatar #114 - doctorhax (22 hours ago) [-]
Maybe I plan to use tumblr users as food then
#115 - hadrian (19 hours ago) [-]
Well... ok.
#85 - People on this site saying that it's too far? If anyo…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/09/2014 on Maximum lul -1
#90 - hadrian (07/09/2014) [-]
What if they were contemplating suicide before the raid? Or contemplating it for reasons completely unrelated to the raid?

The world doesn't revolve around the stupid shit going on between a small number of users of two websites.
User avatar #107 - doctorhax (07/09/2014) [-]
If they were verging suicide and were at the point in which a mere photo would make them actually commit suicide, why would they be spending their time on tumblr?
#109 - hadrian (07/09/2014) [-]
...that maybe having a blog on tumblr is one of the few things keeping them grounded enough to not go through with it?
User avatar #110 - doctorhax (07/09/2014) [-]
If a tumblr is one of the few things that is keeping them alive, they don't deserve to live
User avatar #111 - hadrian (07/09/2014) [-]
I suppose compassion and empathy are not qualities you possess, in which case you don't deserve to live.
User avatar #112 - doctorhax (07/09/2014) [-]
Plants don't have compassion or empathy either, do they deserve to die?
User avatar #113 - hadrian (07/09/2014) [-]
If I plan to consume them as food, then yes.
User avatar #114 - doctorhax (22 hours ago) [-]
Maybe I plan to use tumblr users as food then
#115 - hadrian (19 hours ago) [-]
Well... ok.
#88 - anonymous (07/09/2014) [-]
I'm guessing they're suicidal because of something not related to tumblr, like their actual lives
#127 - Oh no, whatever shall I do about it? Now you have told me … 06/19/2014 on Goddammit Soldier 0
#38 - Link to these comments?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2014 on Goddammit Soldier 0
User avatar #39 - skittlesinexcess (06/19/2014) [-]
www.teamfortress.com/catchup/
This it to explain the backstory, go through that and you'll get to the meat of it.
#17 - I refuse to have ****** trolls such as you on my content  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2014 on Goddammit Soldier +13
User avatar #130 - maybetraffy (06/19/2014) [-]
you're the hero the internet needs

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User avatar #802 - doctorhax (05/27/2014) [-]
Cheapshark dot com!
So many deals, me gustaaaaaaa
User avatar #800 - crackaddict (04/06/2013) [-]
weed is good
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#798 to #797 - doctorhax (02/08/2013) [-]
Feels good man
Feels good man
User avatar #799 to #798 - jingleforth (02/08/2013) [-]
I'm the computer man
Be bip bip bo-do bop be bip bip bo-do bop
User avatar #788 - funnyjunkeyyy (05/16/2012) [-]
I feel special. I found you on Omegle a while back and now your comics are popular.
#789 to #843 - doctorhax (05/16/2012) [-]
haha, thanks bro, i haven't uploaded in ages, i usually just comment
haha, thanks bro, i haven't uploaded in ages, i usually just comment
User avatar #785 - igotbanned (02/03/2012) [-]
HHHHAAAAAAAAAXXXXXX *throws monitor*
User avatar #786 to #838 - doctorhax (02/03/2012) [-]
GRAVITY CAT NOT AMUSED o.o
User avatar #787 to #839 - igotbanned (02/03/2012) [-]
heh, i remember that part :P
User avatar #782 - SonicTeam (12/01/2011) [-]
Sup
User avatar #783 to #835 - doctorhax (12/01/2011) [-]
nawt much, you?
User avatar #784 to #836 - SonicTeam (12/01/2011) [-]
Was searching for some corn on a stick
User avatar #769 - whomadewho ONLINE (10/20/2011) [-]
i got bored so i thumbed up all your content, well the first 20, it wont let me afterwards
#770 to #820 - doctorhax (10/20/2011) [-]
MFW you said that
MFW you said that
User avatar #767 - zombiepirates (10/19/2011) [-]
Y U SUCH A FAIL!
User avatar #768 to #818 - doctorhax (10/19/2011) [-]
Y I SUCH FAIL?
#765 - oOUnrealshrimpOo (10/10/2011) [-]
How ******* excited are you
User avatar #766 to #815 - doctorhax (10/11/2011) [-]
Very much so
User avatar #746 - oOUnrealshrimpOo (09/24/2011) [-]
bro im high as **** whats good
User avatar #747 to #792 - doctorhax (09/24/2011) [-]
nothing, you shouldnt take drugs :(
User avatar #748 to #793 - oOUnrealshrimpOo (09/25/2011) [-]
it's not drugs, it's ********* .
#749 to #794 - doctorhax (09/25/2011) [-]
It's still a drug
User avatar #750 to #795 - oOUnrealshrimpOo (09/25/2011) [-]
no ********* is a magical plant made by god. a drug is something like meth where the put ******* iodine and sulfuric acide and **** in something.
User avatar #751 to #796 - doctorhax (09/26/2011) [-]
A drug is a substance that changes your body, ********* changes your body
User avatar #752 to #797 - oOUnrealshrimpOo (09/26/2011) [-]
for the better
User avatar #753 to #798 - doctorhax (09/26/2011) [-]
It's a gateway drug and can lead to **** like cocaine, ******* , ****** , etc
User avatar #754 to #799 - oOUnrealshrimpOo (09/26/2011) [-]
those are drugs though, drugs are bad for you and can kill yoU
User avatar #755 to #800 - doctorhax (09/27/2011) [-]
so can weed
User avatar #756 to #801 - oOUnrealshrimpOo (09/27/2011) [-]
weed cannot kill you, I've been smoking weed almost every night for the past 2 weeks, i've gotten so into it, and i'm still getting straight A's in school.. Also i'll have to stop by the time i'm 18 because they test your urine when you go into the army for drugs
User avatar #757 to #802 - doctorhax (09/28/2011) [-]
Weed can cause despresssion, mental trauma and loads of other emotional problems
User avatar #758 to #803 - oOUnrealshrimpOo (09/28/2011) [-]
I guess I'm lucky then because I have none of those.
User avatar #759 to #804 - doctorhax (09/28/2011) [-]
You will, after extended use
User avatar #760 to #805 - oOUnrealshrimpOo (09/28/2011) [-]
I'm already at extended use, many people have been doing it for years and they're fine
User avatar #761 to #806 - doctorhax (09/28/2011) [-]
theyre the lucky ones
User avatar #762 to #807 - oOUnrealshrimpOo (09/29/2011) [-]
I am also a lucky one.
User avatar #763 to #808 - doctorhax (09/29/2011) [-]
But still, you understamd the risks of weed tho?
User avatar #764 to #809 - oOUnrealshrimpOo (09/29/2011) [-]
Honestly no because I have to actually see it to believe it otherwise it just seems like propaganda to me.
User avatar #737 - Thalamas (08/27/2011) [-]
Hey, Doctorhax, i'm Thalamas. Basically: i was on a site when i happened upon a funny pic of the scumbag lime guy, moments before posting i thought i should check if it was posted, sure enough you popped up. I'm here to ask permission to post your OC, i will give credit to you of course. What do you say?
User avatar #738 to #774 - doctorhax (08/27/2011) [-]
if you say in desc "100% dedz to doctorhax", sure
User avatar #739 to #775 - Thalamas (08/27/2011) [-]
Excellent! Thank you very much
User avatar #721 - PedobearOnTV (08/05/2011) [-]
Ran out of space on thread again lol.
But the last couple of seconds in a dolphin dive allow you to shoot, so you're shooting before you even hit the ground. Another reason why Halo is better. You can't go prone. But then people compensate it by jumping, which is equally annoying.
User avatar #722 to #757 - doctorhax (08/05/2011) [-]
derp okay
User avatar #718 - fuckmeinthebutt (08/04/2011) [-]
If you go on that taylor girls profile and thumbs down all her **** then she will be banned and we won't have to deal with her stupid facebook **** anymore. just letting you know ;)
User avatar #719 to #754 - doctorhax (08/04/2011) [-]
Nah, i mean, she is an uber retard bitch, but i don't wanna llort
User avatar #720 to #755 - fuckmeinthebutt (08/04/2011) [-]
yaaa..... it's just crazy how many people she has pissed off already and she started her profile yesterday... you have to try so hard to get thumbs down like that and she isn't even doing it on perouse....
#708 - GrammarNaziTwo (08/02/2011) [-]
Mmm why is your name doctorhax?
User avatar #709 to #744 - doctorhax (08/02/2011) [-]
Gmod idiot box
#706 - steezmachine (07/30/2011) [-]
Y U NO ACCEPT FRIEND REQUEST?
User avatar #698 - shadowwulf (07/16/2011) [-]
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
#702 to #737 - shadowwulf (07/16/2011) [-]
Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality
#703 to #738 - doctorhax (07/16/2011) [-]
I like Queen, but I prefer Heavier stuff, like Unearth, Dethklok, etc
#694 - anonymous (07/07/2011) [-]
I can't believe it's not Butter!
User avatar #692 - chers (06/21/2011) [-]
nice content rank
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