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#270 - Well if your religion deems a pasta strainer to be a religious… 08/09/2013 on Being a Pastafarian 0
#94 - Truly they are.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Seriously guys? +1
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User avatar #93 - fizzor (08/06/2013) [-]
These are seriously fucking glorious.
#94 - doctorflabbergast (08/06/2013) [-]
Truly they are.
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#71 - I love this meme.  [+] (10 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Seriously guys? +8
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User avatar #93 - fizzor (08/06/2013) [-]
These are seriously fucking glorious.
#94 - doctorflabbergast (08/06/2013) [-]
Truly they are.
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#102 - I wasn't disappointed. A little cuteness to offset t… 08/06/2013 on Works 60% of the time,... 0
#101 - Well now I really want to scroll down and see just how horribl…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2013 on Works 60% of the time,... 0
#102 - doctorflabbergast (08/06/2013) [-]
I wasn't disappointed.

A little cuteness to offset the awful.

#63 - Pugs are sick. 08/05/2013 on tittle +3
#73 - Picture 08/05/2013 on Lemons +6
#249 - Hmm, I wish my job was as interesting. The craziest thing to h… 08/05/2013 on Subway Stories PT 2 0
#491 - Feed me, Seymour! I would eat a person if I ever got… 08/05/2013 on Well Shit 0
#332 - Cool. Go work on your beard and beheadings, Jafar.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/03/2013 on Don'tchaknow? 0
User avatar #333 - thatoneiranianguy (08/03/2013) [-]
I'll be glad to, sir.

I wish a life of happiness and luck is bestowed upon you and good luck with your endeavors.

Go in peace, friend.
#336 - anonymous (08/03/2013) [-]
Good Job.
#325 - So...it's still killing eachother over religion. Yeah, I can a…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/03/2013 on Don'tchaknow? 0
User avatar #328 - thatoneiranianguy (08/03/2013) [-]
I'm actually really OK with the fact you don't believe in what I do.

This isn't a topic about the existence of God either so don't bring it into conversation. I'm not asking you to read "my" language. Because it's not even mine. My language would be Farsi. But that's irrelevant.

You can dislike my religion all you want, but you're just being a prick at this point. I was hoping we could have a logical debate without throwing emotions and opinions around. I'm not being unreasonable, I want to understand your point of view as I want you to understand mine. I don't hate you for yours, yet you seem filled with hatred of me.

Nor do you make me sick. You are just a human and I have no reason to dislike you. We disagree, fine, great, we are done here then. I'm sorry that I don't live up to your expectations for a good human being.
User avatar #332 - doctorflabbergast (08/03/2013) [-]
Cool. Go work on your beard and beheadings, Jafar.
User avatar #333 - thatoneiranianguy (08/03/2013) [-]
I'll be glad to, sir.

I wish a life of happiness and luck is bestowed upon you and good luck with your endeavors.

Go in peace, friend.
#336 - anonymous (08/03/2013) [-]
Good Job.
#291 - The comparing of Obama's campaign and Morsi's was completely i…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/03/2013 on Don'tchaknow? 0
User avatar #303 - thatoneiranianguy (08/03/2013) [-]
My apologies, maybe I wasn't accurate enough.

In older times during holy wars were prevalent (especially during the middle ages) when a religion were to declare a call to arms against your religion then that is where Jihad comes in (Jihad isn't just involved with physical conflict, it's just apart of this.) In which case it's perfectly fine to kill the person attacking you, because they started it and its in your defense.

But why the hate? You sound so angry about something. Not only that, paranoid. You assume just because I said something that you are incapable of understanding (due to your lacking ability to speak Arabic) that I twisted it for my gain? Why are you that paranoid? Is it possible you can be reasoned with?

I'm trying to be fair and honest with you people and you freak out.
#325 - doctorflabbergast (08/03/2013) [-]
So...it's still killing eachother over religion. Yeah, I can accept that. You guys kill eachother all you like.

Oh, and I am so sorry. Do you find my dislike for your religion unreasonable? I am so very sorry I have no respect for your kind. You believe what an old book tells you, and you let that book take control and gain power. You use it to justify horrible actions and oppression. You use it to justify your actions in defiling ancient world monuments, destroying modern works of human endeavour, censoring art and people and media, and to push back the gains of scientific advancement. I am sorry if I find that upsetting.

And do you think I am not right to be a bit paranoid of your group? Look at the above pictures, and the countries that follow similar beliefs. Iran usually being one of them. I am sorry if I am a bit paranoid of large groups of stupid people. I am a bit paranoid when these people who believe in ancient sky beings and revival of the dead, and that wholesale slaughter over religious beliefs are alright and good.

So I am so sorry I can't read your damn sand language, and I am sorry if I don't believe in or see evidence of your invisible gods. And I am sorry it makes me a little paranoid that these people have so much power in the world. So why don't I bend over now so you can just fuck me nice and deep. Okay? Would that make you happy? Just giving up and letting you fuck me over?

No. You make me sick. You are just as unreasonable as me, if not more so. You are a liar, and no better than those people above.
User avatar #328 - thatoneiranianguy (08/03/2013) [-]
I'm actually really OK with the fact you don't believe in what I do.

This isn't a topic about the existence of God either so don't bring it into conversation. I'm not asking you to read "my" language. Because it's not even mine. My language would be Farsi. But that's irrelevant.

You can dislike my religion all you want, but you're just being a prick at this point. I was hoping we could have a logical debate without throwing emotions and opinions around. I'm not being unreasonable, I want to understand your point of view as I want you to understand mine. I don't hate you for yours, yet you seem filled with hatred of me.

Nor do you make me sick. You are just a human and I have no reason to dislike you. We disagree, fine, great, we are done here then. I'm sorry that I don't live up to your expectations for a good human being.
User avatar #332 - doctorflabbergast (08/03/2013) [-]
Cool. Go work on your beard and beheadings, Jafar.
User avatar #333 - thatoneiranianguy (08/03/2013) [-]
I'll be glad to, sir.

I wish a life of happiness and luck is bestowed upon you and good luck with your endeavors.

Go in peace, friend.
#336 - anonymous (08/03/2013) [-]
Good Job.
#283 - Okay, hold up for a second ******** . You're jumpi…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/03/2013 on Don'tchaknow? 0
User avatar #287 - thatoneiranianguy (08/03/2013) [-]
My example of Morsi was very relevant. It was an example of how our society is evolving.

I'm following my religion just fine. Have you actually read the Qur'an? Not in English, but in Arabic. I laugh everytime the whole "kill the non-believer" thing comes about. Just pull verses out of Surahs and twist their context. The translations lose so much context incomparison to the Arabic version.

It's very clear about "infidels." Jihad is an action that is to be called when in defense of your religion. Which is hardly practiced anymore. In those wars, infidels are free game. Outside of it, it is not.
User avatar #291 - doctorflabbergast (08/03/2013) [-]
The comparing of Obama's campaign and Morsi's was completely irrelevent to whatever moot point you are trying to make.

And yeah, that's cool and all, but I don't read your squiggle language. So, you know, you could be twisting it for all I know.

And so you are saying your relgion does actively condone killing people that do not believe? That's what you just said, in your own words. It is okay to "defend" your religion by killing non-believers. Jihad or not, that is what your religion says, and you condone and support that action by following that religion. You have subscribed to the religion, you must support it's teachings and values, and one of those values is killing those who don't believe. (whether that be in limited wars, or full game murder is irrelevent)
User avatar #303 - thatoneiranianguy (08/03/2013) [-]
My apologies, maybe I wasn't accurate enough.

In older times during holy wars were prevalent (especially during the middle ages) when a religion were to declare a call to arms against your religion then that is where Jihad comes in (Jihad isn't just involved with physical conflict, it's just apart of this.) In which case it's perfectly fine to kill the person attacking you, because they started it and its in your defense.

But why the hate? You sound so angry about something. Not only that, paranoid. You assume just because I said something that you are incapable of understanding (due to your lacking ability to speak Arabic) that I twisted it for my gain? Why are you that paranoid? Is it possible you can be reasoned with?

I'm trying to be fair and honest with you people and you freak out.
#325 - doctorflabbergast (08/03/2013) [-]
So...it's still killing eachother over religion. Yeah, I can accept that. You guys kill eachother all you like.

Oh, and I am so sorry. Do you find my dislike for your religion unreasonable? I am so very sorry I have no respect for your kind. You believe what an old book tells you, and you let that book take control and gain power. You use it to justify horrible actions and oppression. You use it to justify your actions in defiling ancient world monuments, destroying modern works of human endeavour, censoring art and people and media, and to push back the gains of scientific advancement. I am sorry if I find that upsetting.

And do you think I am not right to be a bit paranoid of your group? Look at the above pictures, and the countries that follow similar beliefs. Iran usually being one of them. I am sorry if I am a bit paranoid of large groups of stupid people. I am a bit paranoid when these people who believe in ancient sky beings and revival of the dead, and that wholesale slaughter over religious beliefs are alright and good.

So I am so sorry I can't read your damn sand language, and I am sorry if I don't believe in or see evidence of your invisible gods. And I am sorry it makes me a little paranoid that these people have so much power in the world. So why don't I bend over now so you can just fuck me nice and deep. Okay? Would that make you happy? Just giving up and letting you fuck me over?

No. You make me sick. You are just as unreasonable as me, if not more so. You are a liar, and no better than those people above.
User avatar #328 - thatoneiranianguy (08/03/2013) [-]
I'm actually really OK with the fact you don't believe in what I do.

This isn't a topic about the existence of God either so don't bring it into conversation. I'm not asking you to read "my" language. Because it's not even mine. My language would be Farsi. But that's irrelevant.

You can dislike my religion all you want, but you're just being a prick at this point. I was hoping we could have a logical debate without throwing emotions and opinions around. I'm not being unreasonable, I want to understand your point of view as I want you to understand mine. I don't hate you for yours, yet you seem filled with hatred of me.

Nor do you make me sick. You are just a human and I have no reason to dislike you. We disagree, fine, great, we are done here then. I'm sorry that I don't live up to your expectations for a good human being.
User avatar #332 - doctorflabbergast (08/03/2013) [-]
Cool. Go work on your beard and beheadings, Jafar.
User avatar #333 - thatoneiranianguy (08/03/2013) [-]
I'll be glad to, sir.

I wish a life of happiness and luck is bestowed upon you and good luck with your endeavors.

Go in peace, friend.
#336 - anonymous (08/03/2013) [-]
Good Job.
#279 - Picture 08/03/2013 on Don'tchaknow? +2
#444 - Well my father is an avid runner, so I grabbed his book titled… 08/02/2013 on Sex life +2
#129 - It's in my understanding that octopi is incorrect and comes fr…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2013 on Are you an octopus? 0
User avatar #131 - suiker (07/26/2013) [-]
Well I must be wearing orthopedic shoes, because I stand corrected.
#116 - Black sheep... 07/26/2013 on Zimmerman Case in a nutshell -1
#78 - Octopuses are the **** .  [+] (4 new replies) 07/26/2013 on Are you an octopus? +16
User avatar #101 - suiker (07/26/2013) [-]
isn't it octupi?
User avatar #129 - doctorflabbergast (07/26/2013) [-]
It's in my understanding that octopi is incorrect and comes from a misunderstanding of latin suffixes. If I remember correctly, it is currently considered that "octopuses" and "octopodes" are the technically correct plural forms of the word. Although, due to common usage by the general public of non-sciency types, "octopi" is considered by wordy people to be acceptable. Although it is still technically incorrect.
User avatar #131 - suiker (07/26/2013) [-]
Well I must be wearing orthopedic shoes, because I stand corrected.
User avatar #111 - rieskimo (07/26/2013) [-]
Really kind of depends on the context, octopuses in reference to multiple species of octopuses...

I just quickly googled it and both seem to be correct because english doesn't give a fuck.

www.infoplease.com/askeds/plural-octopus.html

This guy sounds like he actually knows what he's talking about.
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