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#7 - Appreciate the progress? What progress? I fail to see the pr…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2016 on Project Sonic 2017 Trailer... 0
#8 - bluemagebrilly (07/23/2016) [-]
The progress of still selling games to this day and selling even more than the originals. The progress of creating gimmicks that work and are enjoyed by the gamers of today, rather than those that sit in the past thinking about Green Hill Zone like it was the best level ever created.

But you barely can say you loved it as a kid if your only prominent memory of it is the second game. Unless you're rather old and Sonic Adventure came out when you were like 16-18, then it's also part of your child hood and the evolution of Sonic as a whole. Telling them that they should have stopped making Sonic games when everyone else was starting to make 3D games is just rude, especially since a lot of them barely made it. And they do not take time with Mario, by the by. Mario had like 5 games and then finally Mario Maker that were all the exact same game with vague differences. There was no experimentation at all and it wasn't something that helped the series. Meanwhile Sonic had Adventure 1 and 2, along with Colors and Generations. Plus '06 and the Wii games are considered "bad", but they still assisted the series in some way. You're super misinformed if you think Mario was doing any better than Sonic in that era.

The decline of the character came from the creation of the internet and had nothing to do with the character itself outside of association. If it wasn't Sonic, it would have been something else. Sonic just got unlucky in that area and if you honestly believe the adventure games, widely considered to be buggy yet still enjoyable games beyond the Big the Cat stage, were the cause of that... Then you've been misinformed.

Things grow and you can't just say something should stop while it's ahead, especially if it's never been ahead. Sonic has never once reached the point of having its perfect game, unlike the other famous series like Mario or Zelda. They're still working for it, as I said already, and that's respectable instead of just giving up and working on something else. That's just like shooting a guy who can't find a job and having another kid to see if they'd do a better job than the guy you just shot. And if you don't want to dig through the mountain and put some effort into finding the gems, then that's fine. Don't. You won't get any gems and the ones that do can enjoy them. There's no reason to yell at them for it.

Every community can take criticism if it's constructive or well thought out. Your criticism comes from a biased opinion colored by nostalgia and has no real place or argument behind it. It's merely a 'feeling' and nothing logical. Again, if you want something to end so badly, then just ignore it. It will die with or without you if it's meant to die and sitting in the back yelling at it to die will not make anyone upset but yourself.

Seriously man, I'm not being a butt about this, but you seriously sound like you haven't even played those games and are just judging them based on what you've heard or the "Sonic Community" has told you through Deviant Art. No one actually likes that stuff outside of Deviant art, you know.

But... Yeah, I'm a fan of Sonic, but I can agree they could improve it or their efforts could be used elsewhere. But that doesn't mean they should or have to. I respect that they're still trying to find that perfect Sonic game instead of just giving up. If they were going to give up just because of a bad game, then they wouldn't have made it past Sonic 1. They've had bad games, bad characters, and bad gimmicks. But they've also had good characters, good games, and good gimmicks. It's very rude to say they haven't had a good game beyond the ones you enjoy.
#5 - Yeah but they're destroying a cherished memory from most peopl…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/23/2016 on Project Sonic 2017 Trailer... 0
#6 - bluemagebrilly (07/23/2016) [-]
Cherished memory? Sonic has been considered a laugh for a long time, this game isn't going to change it.

And you're definitely wrong or biased if you think no good games have came out. Sonic Adventure 1 and 2 had issues, but they were good games and Sonic Colors + Generations are considered the best Sonic games right now. No one even really likes the old ones anymore beyond the first level since that's how far most people would go.

I'll agree they've got hiccups and way too many things going on, but at least they're trying. As it stands, I'm glad they kept trying new stuff instead of just pumping out the same game over and over like Mario did and has been doing. They're just trying to find out the best way to present Sonic and there's nothing wrong with that. I mean, most of the really "bad" things with their games is typically because of bad luck. Like how Sonic Boom had hundreds of bugs because they suddenly had to make a game for Wii U which didn't support their system. That's not really their fault, although what they did to Knuckles was still dumb.

Sooner or later they'll find the exact thing they were looking for and will keep making that version of the character. Then we'll have a line of good Sonic games.

I think it's in bad taste to say "This should just die" when they're clearly trying to find out where they belong. They're still trying and it isn't really that bad most of the time, so I don't see a reason to tell them to stop trying. Don't just yell at something to die like that if you can't even slightly appreciate their progress. Especially if you think the only good Sonic game is the early ones because of nostalgia. That's just rude.
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#7 - doctahhobo (07/23/2016) [-]
Appreciate the progress? What progress? I fail to see the progress. If you are talking about how they continually introduce new gimmicks into the games like some bad 80's wrestler as progress then I believe we understand the word progress differently.

I am not yelling for it to die I am just saddened that something I loved as a kid is now something I can't even look at because it's just horrible. I want it to be retired, not die. Alex the Kidd was not rehashed a dozen times and it was the original mascot of Sega. However this game is. The only other title that rivals this one in how many times it's been reboxed is Mario but with Mario they take their time and put out something of quality that actually helps the series, whereas Sonic is just shoved out the door almost on a yearly basis to garner, SURVEY SAYS, money.

And yes, Sonic is a cherished memory for many people who grew up with the Sega Genesis and didn't write fanfics or make cgi videos of us being eaten by some oversized sonic character. I have no idea how you can say with a straight face that the Adventure games are good games as they began the decline of this character and franchise.

Also how you said before that "Sonic is never going to die, and I'm kind of okay with that. Even if we have to dig through many bad games, we'll keep having good Sonic games pop up every now and then. " is ridiculous you are willing to do that. I will not dig through mountains of shit for the hope, not the promise, that there's something valuable in it. I believe many people think like me, but sonic fans attack en masse, anyone who speaks out against the games.

The sonic community cannot take criticism and refuse to see that this franchise they love, and I understand their love but will not share their optimism, is already dead. It just needs to be properly sent off. Many franchises do it. Many go out with grace. Many end. Sonic needs to end. They need to just come up with something new.

Much like the problem with Hollywood, the gaming industry cannot think of new concepts that often and will instead remake old games and use them as cash cows.
#8 - bluemagebrilly (07/23/2016) [-]
The progress of still selling games to this day and selling even more than the originals. The progress of creating gimmicks that work and are enjoyed by the gamers of today, rather than those that sit in the past thinking about Green Hill Zone like it was the best level ever created.

But you barely can say you loved it as a kid if your only prominent memory of it is the second game. Unless you're rather old and Sonic Adventure came out when you were like 16-18, then it's also part of your child hood and the evolution of Sonic as a whole. Telling them that they should have stopped making Sonic games when everyone else was starting to make 3D games is just rude, especially since a lot of them barely made it. And they do not take time with Mario, by the by. Mario had like 5 games and then finally Mario Maker that were all the exact same game with vague differences. There was no experimentation at all and it wasn't something that helped the series. Meanwhile Sonic had Adventure 1 and 2, along with Colors and Generations. Plus '06 and the Wii games are considered "bad", but they still assisted the series in some way. You're super misinformed if you think Mario was doing any better than Sonic in that era.

The decline of the character came from the creation of the internet and had nothing to do with the character itself outside of association. If it wasn't Sonic, it would have been something else. Sonic just got unlucky in that area and if you honestly believe the adventure games, widely considered to be buggy yet still enjoyable games beyond the Big the Cat stage, were the cause of that... Then you've been misinformed.

Things grow and you can't just say something should stop while it's ahead, especially if it's never been ahead. Sonic has never once reached the point of having its perfect game, unlike the other famous series like Mario or Zelda. They're still working for it, as I said already, and that's respectable instead of just giving up and working on something else. That's just like shooting a guy who can't find a job and having another kid to see if they'd do a better job than the guy you just shot. And if you don't want to dig through the mountain and put some effort into finding the gems, then that's fine. Don't. You won't get any gems and the ones that do can enjoy them. There's no reason to yell at them for it.

Every community can take criticism if it's constructive or well thought out. Your criticism comes from a biased opinion colored by nostalgia and has no real place or argument behind it. It's merely a 'feeling' and nothing logical. Again, if you want something to end so badly, then just ignore it. It will die with or without you if it's meant to die and sitting in the back yelling at it to die will not make anyone upset but yourself.

Seriously man, I'm not being a butt about this, but you seriously sound like you haven't even played those games and are just judging them based on what you've heard or the "Sonic Community" has told you through Deviant Art. No one actually likes that stuff outside of Deviant art, you know.

But... Yeah, I'm a fan of Sonic, but I can agree they could improve it or their efforts could be used elsewhere. But that doesn't mean they should or have to. I respect that they're still trying to find that perfect Sonic game instead of just giving up. If they were going to give up just because of a bad game, then they wouldn't have made it past Sonic 1. They've had bad games, bad characters, and bad gimmicks. But they've also had good characters, good games, and good gimmicks. It's very rude to say they haven't had a good game beyond the ones you enjoy.
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#3 - bluemagebrilly (07/23/2016) [-]
Sonic is never going to die, and I'm kind of okay with that. Even if we have to dig through many bad games, we'll keep having good Sonic games pop up every now and then.

Let's hope this is another one, although with how they're re-using "old" Sonic... I doubt it will be.
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#5 - doctahhobo (07/23/2016) [-]
Yeah but they're destroying a cherished memory from most people's childhoods. One of my best memories was playing sonic 2 as a kid with my brother after school. None of the games that have come out for a very long time are even remotely good, much less playable. Yet the community and fanbase behind these games convince themselves that the games are good for some reason or another, whether it be their fucking cringey fanfics or inability to let go. I just wish that they would retire games and characters instead of tearing them to pieces, making them werewolves, making them a knight, giving them an anti-hero pseudo-sidekick that uses a gun that was made up by some 12 year old that listened to Linkin Park one too many times, or anything of that general nature. I have no idea why people still support this as it's not good, not "artsy", not doing a single thing to even remotely revitalize the franchise. The only thing they are doing is hammering this dead horse so it will cough up more money when they need to just bury it with dignity.
#6 - bluemagebrilly (07/23/2016) [-]
Cherished memory? Sonic has been considered a laugh for a long time, this game isn't going to change it.

And you're definitely wrong or biased if you think no good games have came out. Sonic Adventure 1 and 2 had issues, but they were good games and Sonic Colors + Generations are considered the best Sonic games right now. No one even really likes the old ones anymore beyond the first level since that's how far most people would go.

I'll agree they've got hiccups and way too many things going on, but at least they're trying. As it stands, I'm glad they kept trying new stuff instead of just pumping out the same game over and over like Mario did and has been doing. They're just trying to find out the best way to present Sonic and there's nothing wrong with that. I mean, most of the really "bad" things with their games is typically because of bad luck. Like how Sonic Boom had hundreds of bugs because they suddenly had to make a game for Wii U which didn't support their system. That's not really their fault, although what they did to Knuckles was still dumb.

Sooner or later they'll find the exact thing they were looking for and will keep making that version of the character. Then we'll have a line of good Sonic games.

I think it's in bad taste to say "This should just die" when they're clearly trying to find out where they belong. They're still trying and it isn't really that bad most of the time, so I don't see a reason to tell them to stop trying. Don't just yell at something to die like that if you can't even slightly appreciate their progress. Especially if you think the only good Sonic game is the early ones because of nostalgia. That's just rude.
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#7 - doctahhobo (07/23/2016) [-]
Appreciate the progress? What progress? I fail to see the progress. If you are talking about how they continually introduce new gimmicks into the games like some bad 80's wrestler as progress then I believe we understand the word progress differently.

I am not yelling for it to die I am just saddened that something I loved as a kid is now something I can't even look at because it's just horrible. I want it to be retired, not die. Alex the Kidd was not rehashed a dozen times and it was the original mascot of Sega. However this game is. The only other title that rivals this one in how many times it's been reboxed is Mario but with Mario they take their time and put out something of quality that actually helps the series, whereas Sonic is just shoved out the door almost on a yearly basis to garner, SURVEY SAYS, money.

And yes, Sonic is a cherished memory for many people who grew up with the Sega Genesis and didn't write fanfics or make cgi videos of us being eaten by some oversized sonic character. I have no idea how you can say with a straight face that the Adventure games are good games as they began the decline of this character and franchise.

Also how you said before that "Sonic is never going to die, and I'm kind of okay with that. Even if we have to dig through many bad games, we'll keep having good Sonic games pop up every now and then. " is ridiculous you are willing to do that. I will not dig through mountains of shit for the hope, not the promise, that there's something valuable in it. I believe many people think like me, but sonic fans attack en masse, anyone who speaks out against the games.

The sonic community cannot take criticism and refuse to see that this franchise they love, and I understand their love but will not share their optimism, is already dead. It just needs to be properly sent off. Many franchises do it. Many go out with grace. Many end. Sonic needs to end. They need to just come up with something new.

Much like the problem with Hollywood, the gaming industry cannot think of new concepts that often and will instead remake old games and use them as cash cows.
#8 - bluemagebrilly (07/23/2016) [-]
The progress of still selling games to this day and selling even more than the originals. The progress of creating gimmicks that work and are enjoyed by the gamers of today, rather than those that sit in the past thinking about Green Hill Zone like it was the best level ever created.

But you barely can say you loved it as a kid if your only prominent memory of it is the second game. Unless you're rather old and Sonic Adventure came out when you were like 16-18, then it's also part of your child hood and the evolution of Sonic as a whole. Telling them that they should have stopped making Sonic games when everyone else was starting to make 3D games is just rude, especially since a lot of them barely made it. And they do not take time with Mario, by the by. Mario had like 5 games and then finally Mario Maker that were all the exact same game with vague differences. There was no experimentation at all and it wasn't something that helped the series. Meanwhile Sonic had Adventure 1 and 2, along with Colors and Generations. Plus '06 and the Wii games are considered "bad", but they still assisted the series in some way. You're super misinformed if you think Mario was doing any better than Sonic in that era.

The decline of the character came from the creation of the internet and had nothing to do with the character itself outside of association. If it wasn't Sonic, it would have been something else. Sonic just got unlucky in that area and if you honestly believe the adventure games, widely considered to be buggy yet still enjoyable games beyond the Big the Cat stage, were the cause of that... Then you've been misinformed.

Things grow and you can't just say something should stop while it's ahead, especially if it's never been ahead. Sonic has never once reached the point of having its perfect game, unlike the other famous series like Mario or Zelda. They're still working for it, as I said already, and that's respectable instead of just giving up and working on something else. That's just like shooting a guy who can't find a job and having another kid to see if they'd do a better job than the guy you just shot. And if you don't want to dig through the mountain and put some effort into finding the gems, then that's fine. Don't. You won't get any gems and the ones that do can enjoy them. There's no reason to yell at them for it.

Every community can take criticism if it's constructive or well thought out. Your criticism comes from a biased opinion colored by nostalgia and has no real place or argument behind it. It's merely a 'feeling' and nothing logical. Again, if you want something to end so badly, then just ignore it. It will die with or without you if it's meant to die and sitting in the back yelling at it to die will not make anyone upset but yourself.

Seriously man, I'm not being a butt about this, but you seriously sound like you haven't even played those games and are just judging them based on what you've heard or the "Sonic Community" has told you through Deviant Art. No one actually likes that stuff outside of Deviant art, you know.

But... Yeah, I'm a fan of Sonic, but I can agree they could improve it or their efforts could be used elsewhere. But that doesn't mean they should or have to. I respect that they're still trying to find that perfect Sonic game instead of just giving up. If they were going to give up just because of a bad game, then they wouldn't have made it past Sonic 1. They've had bad games, bad characters, and bad gimmicks. But they've also had good characters, good games, and good gimmicks. It's very rude to say they haven't had a good game beyond the ones you enjoy.
#2 - anon (07/23/2016) [-]
he been dead for ages they just strung up his corpse and puppeteer him.
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