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Date Signed Up:8/16/2009
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#12 - idgaf about the rape, only the dead part  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2016 on FEAR is a good videogame 0
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#13 - upunkpunk (05/24/2016) [-]
I rather fuck a dead girl than get raped by one.
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#14 - dmanspeed (05/24/2016) [-]
dude, youre missing the point, penor in vagoo.

her getting preggors is a bonus because i think thats how you make vampires.
#7 - don't you **** a dead girl in that game?  [+] (11 new replies) 05/24/2016 on FEAR is a good videogame 0
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#11 - upunkpunk (05/24/2016) [-]
In the second game she rapes you. This is the first game.
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#12 - dmanspeed (05/24/2016) [-]
idgaf about the rape, only the dead part
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#13 - upunkpunk (05/24/2016) [-]
I rather fuck a dead girl than get raped by one.
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#14 - dmanspeed (05/24/2016) [-]
dude, youre missing the point, penor in vagoo.

her getting preggors is a bonus because i think thats how you make vampires.
#9 - hudge (05/24/2016) [-]
No. In FEAR 2, Alma is older and gets pregnant off the protagonist, who's a different guy.
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#15 - sptnfouroneseven (05/24/2016) [-]
Not... Older... She just uh... Projects herself to look older and more 'attractive' to try and entice the MC. She's still like 8
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#16 - blackmageewizardt (05/24/2016) [-]
What is wrong with this Girl, beyond deity like psychic powers?
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#17 - sptnfouroneseven (05/24/2016) [-]
She was an experiment in Psi warfare. Essentially, taken at the age of like 4 to be tested on, experimented on, and in general be used for research for this "Psychic army of robots" that either her, or an offspring could control. her own father impregnated her(Not incest... I think) and she gave birth at like the age of 11 or something to two males. Both with psychic powers. One being able to invade/control minds and bodies, the other being able to 'slow down time'. After a few outbursts, Alma, was to be put into a stasis chamber in a secret resarch facility, but was killed soon after. Her 'ghost' now looks to 'reuinite' the brothers and have another child(This is in the third game) and essentially bring Hell to Earth.
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#18 - blackmageewizardt (05/24/2016) [-]
I want to know the honest though process inside this fathers brain.

> Hey my daughter has almost deity like psychic powers.
> She can in theory manuelly control an entire army.
> with 4 they tested and experimented on her, leaving her Psyche unstable over the years.
> better further unstable said god psychic beeing via raping her to make children while she is not even 10 at this Point.
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#19 - sptnfouroneseven (05/24/2016) [-]
It was a brief and forgetful synapses. Been a while so some things might be a bit... off, mostly ages.
#8 - misterfail (05/24/2016) [-]
#35 - really? mine was ass. 05/24/2016 on Dva sexy 0
#6 - SAUCE HOLY ****!  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2016 on rupee +3
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#18 - goobyman (05/24/2016) [-]
>>#9
#23 - ditto, when someone answers mention me 05/24/2016 on Gency 0
#11 - i think you're fake but you don't see me pointing out that ***… 05/23/2016 on This is eSports +49
#14 - sause  [+] (2 new replies) 05/15/2016 on >when I switch into maximum... 0
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#20 - goobyman (05/15/2016) [-]
wrong url m8e DICE
#30 - #************** 05/14/2016 on Video Game Soundtracks Comp... 0
#2 - sauce?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/13/2016 on Russians about Americans... 0
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#3 - liamjamse (05/13/2016) [-]
Danger 5, its an australian show meant to parody things like the thunderbirds.
#4 - shiftyscent (05/13/2016) [-]
I love it.
#6 - >vox >real news pick one.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2016 on Just Print More Money 0
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#9 - warrenzthehero (05/12/2016) [-]
Doesn't matter whether you like Vox. They had a video of CNN (still not terribly reliable, I know), in which Donald Trump himself says the words. With context and follow-up.