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djpharaoh

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Date Signed Up:4/01/2011
Last Login:8/27/2016
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Content Thumbs: 1038 total,  1305 ,  267
Comment Thumbs: 1385 total,  1753 ,  368
Content Level Progress: 60% (6/10)
Level 85 Content: Srs Business → Level 86 Content: Srs Business
Comment Level Progress: 94% (47/50)
Level 210 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 211 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:2
Content Views:68523
Times Content Favorited:35 times
Total Comments Made:293
FJ Points:2041
Favorite Tags: bitch (2) | Titanic (2)
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    what a classy fella that Barack what a classy fella that Barack
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    ALL THESE VOTES ALL THESE VOTES
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    Found my costume Found my costume

latest user's comments

#347 - Says the donald trump profile pic who literally spends his ent…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/14/2016 on /pol/ was right /pol/ was... -3
#394 - arkis (03/14/2016) [-]
Dude have a snickers, when you're hungry, you act like tublr
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#364 - lotengo (03/14/2016) [-]
I never stated i'm a political mastermind or whatever. But if you dislike the site so much feel free to fuck off to reddit where all the intellectuals gather.
#57 - Those triangular scales are allowing the body to flex when the… 03/10/2016 on Big Mexican Woman +3
#72 - Are you ******? Why don't we all picture this with a white gir…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/07/2016 on "Racism" -16
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#125 - heartlessrobot (03/07/2016) [-]
No, I would still support the school cop if she was white. Or asian. Or a latino midget with no legs.
#86 - anon (03/07/2016) [-]
hush little child
go tell mom to make your fat ass a sandwich so you can have some comfort food and sulk
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#85 - ninjabadger (03/07/2016) [-]
Look at it like this, you can't just let a bitch keep being disruptive because she wants to and doesn't want to cooperate. The world doesn't revolve around assholes like that.

So, when it comes down to it... force sometimes has to be used. If you don't have your head so far up your ass, you might leave with a lot less bruises and your dignity somewhat intact. It's not that hard really.

Compliance goes a long way, or at the very least knowing the bounds that are appropriate in your situation.

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#102 - mrfinnt (03/07/2016) [-]
calling the police to remove people like this is giving them atation. the teacher should have simplymoved on with the teaching and ignore her untill her classmates shut her up so theycnafollow the class.
#107 - thetallbeverage (03/07/2016) [-]
No, that's the worst way to handle it. I was in an at-risk schooling within my high school. Basically it's a class where everyone in there is slacking and most of them were wannabe hoodlums.

If my teachers let any of that shit fly, you better believe it'll keep happening and keep erupting more. That's how her type works. If you give her an inch, she'll take a mile. If the teacher didn't bring in the officer, she would have just kept getting worse. It's a fucking game to them, man.
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#84 - thelastamerican (03/07/2016) [-]
No. Don't pretend it's a white girl. Pretend you're the cop. You're job is to remove children who are otherwise unresponsive to authority. Tell me, oh enlightened one, how would you have handled this situation?
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#81 - iqequalzero (03/07/2016) [-]
No, if this was a white girl nigging, I would find it warranted as well.
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#75 - syntheticdoll (03/07/2016) [-]
She had a shitton of chances to cooperate, if you steal shit then refuse to do what the police tells you, you can be a 100lbs 5'2 piece of shit manlet, police won't give a fuck, you are preventing them from doing their job and they will take measures no matter what crime you commited.
Same with the girl, the officer had to remove her, he started with the mild methods and if they don't work he won't stand there like "please" "no" "but pleeeease" "no", he will ensure she will get out one way or another.
Why? Because one of student's basic rights are the right to undisturbed lessons and studying and what she did is against that right.
#168 - My Friday night plan is to get banned. Now what 03/04/2016 on THURSDAY NIGHT PLANS TELL... 0
#26 - Right and if you're serious, you're the exact type of moron wh…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/04/2016 on Enough is enough. 0
#43 - pocketstooheavy (03/04/2016) [-]
>Implying any of them will take the US in a good direction.
#49 - telosxiv (03/04/2016) [-]
Hey man, Kasich hasn't dropped out yet!
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#35 - reloadedhamster (03/04/2016) [-]
What if they are all trash?
#48 - telosxiv (03/04/2016) [-]
Vote for the least trash.
Here's how Trump v Hillary works: If you like the job Obama's done vote Clinton, if you'd rather have an outsider take a crack at it vote Trump. That's basically the difference between them.
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#55 - reloadedhamster (03/04/2016) [-]
What if the president wasnt the problem? What if the whole system is fucked?
#112 - anon (03/04/2016) [-]
THEN TAKE YOUR GUNS OUT AND CHANGES THINGS!!! ISN'T THAT WHAT THEY ARE FOR???
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#70 - satansferret (03/04/2016) [-]
Then vote, become active and express your voice and concerns at a local level as well?
#147 - reloadedhamster (03/04/2016) [-]
Aint nobody got time fo that.
#56 - telosxiv (03/04/2016) [-]
Life is fucked, that isn't the point. The point is to try to make it the best you can for you and the people you care about. Maybe the whole system is fucked but if you don't even try to make things better then why even bother complaining about it.
#48 - Not only is this a repost, but it was proven to be a false quo…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2016 on I guess he was right +2
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#49 - twiceasfun (03/04/2016) [-]
I know
#73 - Comment deleted 02/26/2016 on I just think people should... +3
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#88 - Picture 02/23/2016 on Creative Bullshit: Heroes. +1
#33 - Congrats but please let me roast you  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2016 on Fucking Finally +1
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#182 - mulehouse (02/19/2016) [-]
go ahead lol. i've probably heard it before