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#95 - I'm not a kid faggot. I'm already more educated than anyone in… 09/14/2014 on pop goes the towelhead 0
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#94 - gunslayer (09/14/2014) [-]
My pathetic life? Shit kid, you don't know nut shit about me. I wouldn't say everyone hates me, unless you truly know, which I repeat, you don't know nut shit. At the end of the day, I'm still chill, you're still a shitty muslim that follows a retarded religion, and most of all, you're a little shithead who talks out of his ass. "Everyone hates you, including yourself", lol nigga, if you hate yourself and that's the case then have a blast, but I fucking love myself, and so do most people around me.
User avatar #95 - djpharaoh (09/14/2014) [-]
I'm not a kid faggot. I'm already more educated than anyone in your shithole family and Im about to start medical school. Your fuckhead father must force you to suck his cock every night to spawn an ignorant and confused retard like this, that is if he hasnt abandoned your ass at a young age. You're probably white "nigga." Keep reaffirming with yourself that you do in fact love yourself. That's a good sign that you might not kill yourself. I'm also a muslim who follows the five pillars of the religion, donating to the poor, getting in touch with spirituality, empathizing with the needy and practicing self discipline by fasting during ramadan, believing there is one God and praying several times a day. I guess that constitutes being shitty. Im not the one insulting random peoples' beliefs online, that makes you the one who is self tortured, hates himself and is in fact shitty. Seriously though, the fact that im wasting time responding to a soulless waste of organic material like you is fucking ridiculous. Keep talking "nigga"
#89 - You insult people anonymously and I call you a coward... seems… 09/12/2014 on pop goes the towelhead 0
#88 - Why don't I "God is Great" your nuts? Learn the mean…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/12/2014 on pop goes the towelhead 0
User avatar #90 - gunslayer (09/12/2014) [-]
And that's why everyone hates muslims, you're so easy to piss off, it's hilarious.
Go die in a fire.
User avatar #93 - djpharaoh (09/14/2014) [-]
Everyone hates ignorance. Everyone hates you. Including yourself. I actually don't wish death upon you. I want you to live with your pathetic self until the inevitable suicide. You're worthless

#94 - gunslayer (09/14/2014) [-]
My pathetic life? Shit kid, you don't know nut shit about me. I wouldn't say everyone hates me, unless you truly know, which I repeat, you don't know nut shit. At the end of the day, I'm still chill, you're still a shitty muslim that follows a retarded religion, and most of all, you're a little shithead who talks out of his ass. "Everyone hates you, including yourself", lol nigga, if you hate yourself and that's the case then have a blast, but I fucking love myself, and so do most people around me.
User avatar #95 - djpharaoh (09/14/2014) [-]
I'm not a kid faggot. I'm already more educated than anyone in your shithole family and Im about to start medical school. Your fuckhead father must force you to suck his cock every night to spawn an ignorant and confused retard like this, that is if he hasnt abandoned your ass at a young age. You're probably white "nigga." Keep reaffirming with yourself that you do in fact love yourself. That's a good sign that you might not kill yourself. I'm also a muslim who follows the five pillars of the religion, donating to the poor, getting in touch with spirituality, empathizing with the needy and practicing self discipline by fasting during ramadan, believing there is one God and praying several times a day. I guess that constitutes being shitty. Im not the one insulting random peoples' beliefs online, that makes you the one who is self tortured, hates himself and is in fact shitty. Seriously though, the fact that im wasting time responding to a soulless waste of organic material like you is fucking ridiculous. Keep talking "nigga"
#122 - My apologies, I thought you were the anonymous ****** …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2014 on djpharaoh's profile 0
User avatar #123 - syrianassassin (09/12/2014) [-]
ha ha it is ok m8

and we screwed your profile with a huge debate between me and turtle

yesterday your profile was a storm of fun
#2 - Surprise surprise, you're a jew. ironic that you support the c…  [+] (21 new replies) 09/11/2014 on djpharaoh's profile 0
#3 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
im a muslim from syria, and i was just lurking and having fun.
User avatar #122 - djpharaoh (09/12/2014) [-]
My apologies, I thought you were the anonymous fucker I was dealing with in another set of comment. Sorry again
User avatar #123 - syrianassassin (09/12/2014) [-]
ha ha it is ok m8

and we screwed your profile with a huge debate between me and turtle

yesterday your profile was a storm of fun
User avatar #4 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
When muslims have fun shit gets blown up

jk
#5 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
im sure you like to be blown up
User avatar #6 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
Good comeback I rate it 9/11
#7 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
**syrianassassin rolls 1**/11

i tried
User avatar #8 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
It's kinda like trips

#9 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
but i want 9/11
User avatar #10 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
we all want 9/11
#11 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
2 bad jews did 9/11
User avatar #12 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
nice try osama
#13 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
U CANT DENY THE TRUTH GOY
User avatar #14 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
Trying to put the blame on someone else

Nice try
#15 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
we all know their games
User avatar #16 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
Yeah but we all know what the middle east can be like

Lookin at you ISIS
#17 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
>MFW
#18 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
Fuck I love being white
#19 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
dont forget syrians are the root of all the white people, you degenerates
User avatar #20 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
implying syria has done anything ever

Doesn't matter man. We all come from bacteria but that doesn't mean that humans are on par with them
User avatar #21 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
ay right

>MFW the oldest city in the face of the earth still beating with life is Damascus

#72 - You're a coward.  [+] (8 new replies) 09/11/2014 on pop goes the towelhead -1
User avatar #82 - gunslayer (09/11/2014) [-]
Why don't you allahu akhbar my nuts you filthy sand nigger
User avatar #88 - djpharaoh (09/12/2014) [-]
Why don't I "God is Great" your nuts? Learn the meaning of phrases before you talk.

I wouldnt be calling anyone filthy you faggot ass uneducated ignorant waste of life homo. Ill fucking rip your nuts off and shove them down your mother's throat while she watches you and everyone you've ever loved burn in front of her. She raised a fucking moron.

faggot
User avatar #90 - gunslayer (09/12/2014) [-]
And that's why everyone hates muslims, you're so easy to piss off, it's hilarious.
Go die in a fire.
User avatar #93 - djpharaoh (09/14/2014) [-]
Everyone hates ignorance. Everyone hates you. Including yourself. I actually don't wish death upon you. I want you to live with your pathetic self until the inevitable suicide. You're worthless

#94 - gunslayer (09/14/2014) [-]
My pathetic life? Shit kid, you don't know nut shit about me. I wouldn't say everyone hates me, unless you truly know, which I repeat, you don't know nut shit. At the end of the day, I'm still chill, you're still a shitty muslim that follows a retarded religion, and most of all, you're a little shithead who talks out of his ass. "Everyone hates you, including yourself", lol nigga, if you hate yourself and that's the case then have a blast, but I fucking love myself, and so do most people around me.
User avatar #95 - djpharaoh (09/14/2014) [-]
I'm not a kid faggot. I'm already more educated than anyone in your shithole family and Im about to start medical school. Your fuckhead father must force you to suck his cock every night to spawn an ignorant and confused retard like this, that is if he hasnt abandoned your ass at a young age. You're probably white "nigga." Keep reaffirming with yourself that you do in fact love yourself. That's a good sign that you might not kill yourself. I'm also a muslim who follows the five pillars of the religion, donating to the poor, getting in touch with spirituality, empathizing with the needy and practicing self discipline by fasting during ramadan, believing there is one God and praying several times a day. I guess that constitutes being shitty. Im not the one insulting random peoples' beliefs online, that makes you the one who is self tortured, hates himself and is in fact shitty. Seriously though, the fact that im wasting time responding to a soulless waste of organic material like you is fucking ridiculous. Keep talking "nigga"
User avatar #78 - riotshieldman (09/11/2014) [-]
and your a fucking RagHead Terrorist
User avatar #89 - djpharaoh (09/12/2014) [-]
You insult people anonymously and I call you a coward... seems fitting you fucking coward.

I have no criminal record, I stand for human rights, I have friends from every religion, including some athiests, I about to start medical school in the US and you call me a raghead terrorist... so now we'll add ignorant.

You're an ignorant faggot coward. Say that to yourself every morning in the mirror so that you dont forget it. "I'm an ignorant faggot coward"
#70 - Only a spineless waste of life, a reject of society, a patheti…  [+] (10 new replies) 09/11/2014 on pop goes the towelhead -1
#71 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/11/2014) [-]
The only waste of life here are the filthy muslims.
User avatar #72 - djpharaoh (09/11/2014) [-]
You're a coward.
User avatar #82 - gunslayer (09/11/2014) [-]
Why don't you allahu akhbar my nuts you filthy sand nigger
User avatar #88 - djpharaoh (09/12/2014) [-]
Why don't I "God is Great" your nuts? Learn the meaning of phrases before you talk.

I wouldnt be calling anyone filthy you faggot ass uneducated ignorant waste of life homo. Ill fucking rip your nuts off and shove them down your mother's throat while she watches you and everyone you've ever loved burn in front of her. She raised a fucking moron.

faggot
User avatar #90 - gunslayer (09/12/2014) [-]
And that's why everyone hates muslims, you're so easy to piss off, it's hilarious.
Go die in a fire.
User avatar #93 - djpharaoh (09/14/2014) [-]
Everyone hates ignorance. Everyone hates you. Including yourself. I actually don't wish death upon you. I want you to live with your pathetic self until the inevitable suicide. You're worthless

#94 - gunslayer (09/14/2014) [-]
My pathetic life? Shit kid, you don't know nut shit about me. I wouldn't say everyone hates me, unless you truly know, which I repeat, you don't know nut shit. At the end of the day, I'm still chill, you're still a shitty muslim that follows a retarded religion, and most of all, you're a little shithead who talks out of his ass. "Everyone hates you, including yourself", lol nigga, if you hate yourself and that's the case then have a blast, but I fucking love myself, and so do most people around me.
User avatar #95 - djpharaoh (09/14/2014) [-]
I'm not a kid faggot. I'm already more educated than anyone in your shithole family and Im about to start medical school. Your fuckhead father must force you to suck his cock every night to spawn an ignorant and confused retard like this, that is if he hasnt abandoned your ass at a young age. You're probably white "nigga." Keep reaffirming with yourself that you do in fact love yourself. That's a good sign that you might not kill yourself. I'm also a muslim who follows the five pillars of the religion, donating to the poor, getting in touch with spirituality, empathizing with the needy and practicing self discipline by fasting during ramadan, believing there is one God and praying several times a day. I guess that constitutes being shitty. Im not the one insulting random peoples' beliefs online, that makes you the one who is self tortured, hates himself and is in fact shitty. Seriously though, the fact that im wasting time responding to a soulless waste of organic material like you is fucking ridiculous. Keep talking "nigga"
User avatar #78 - riotshieldman (09/11/2014) [-]
and your a fucking RagHead Terrorist
User avatar #89 - djpharaoh (09/12/2014) [-]
You insult people anonymously and I call you a coward... seems fitting you fucking coward.

I have no criminal record, I stand for human rights, I have friends from every religion, including some athiests, I about to start medical school in the US and you call me a raghead terrorist... so now we'll add ignorant.

You're an ignorant faggot coward. Say that to yourself every morning in the mirror so that you dont forget it. "I'm an ignorant faggot coward"
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#1 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
shalom goy
User avatar #115 to #1 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
He does not need to eat since we are all him and he is us.

He is everything and has always been so.

He is time immortal and is also outside of time
#116 to #115 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
is this him?
User avatar #117 to #116 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
No.

He can not be seen or heard.

That is one of the creatures made in his image.

Disprove him
#118 to #117 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
the weapon to disprove him you created him
the weapon to disprove him you created him


User avatar #119 to #118 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
No I didn't I was testing you.

"Lo behold these faggots who decided that they are too good to believe in me or some **** . Pretend that you made me up for arguments sake or some **** just to **** with em." -- Penguin lord 21:25
#120 to #119 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
no heresy allowed
User avatar #121 to #120 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
When you die you will know the truth of the great penguin

See how it's a pointless question? I made up a god and you cannot debate it
User avatar #95 to #1 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
England now known as Bongistan
User avatar #96 to #95 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
aha. and those muslims are arabs?
User avatar #97 to #96 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
I think most are.

Some are black though. From somalia i think
User avatar #98 to #97 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
>somalians

oh to britan also import pirates to its lands

i thought only sweden does this

so sad my people are screwing my religion by their stupidity

those ******* who say all non muslims will go to the hell dont even read the quran -.-

it is like telling what god will exactly will do because they say.

But the Jews and the Christians say, "We are the children of Allah and His beloved." Say, "Then why does He punish you for your sins?" Rather, you are human beings from among those He has created. He forgives whom He wills, and He punishes whom He wills. And to Allah belongs the dominion of the heavens and the earth and whatever is between them, and to Him is the [final] destination.

Chapter (5) sūrat l-māidah (The Table spread with Food) 18
User avatar #99 to #98 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
I know a family of somalians who are cool as **** and muslim and hate those cunts
User avatar #100 to #99 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
my manager is Sudanese

he is the best manager i ever had. black people can be cool if they are good in heart.
User avatar #101 to #100 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
I remember the oldest son posted a song on facebook by a rapper who made a song about how he left his faith and loads of these people were commenting about how he is evil and nobody should listen to him

And the lyrics aren't even anti religious. It's about him debating it and not knowing if he just believes in it anymore
User avatar #102 to #101 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
Say, "O disbelievers,
I do not worship what you worship.
Nor are you worshippers of what I worship.
Nor will I be a worshipper of what you worship.
Nor will you be worshippers of what I worship.
For you is your religion, and for me is my religion."
urat Al-Kāfirūn (The Disbelievers)

if the man left religion and he had done nothing to it, criticizing him is wrong in Islam and a sin.

and if he is asking for a debate and we did say dont debate to this guy because he left religion or joined another religion is pure wrong and NO and a sin.

we only allowed to criticize who criticize us as a defense.
and if we want to speak with other to talk about our religion then it should be an invitation in intellectual way.

like god says to us to say to the people of the book to discuss with them for only worshiping one god allah:

Say, "O People of the Scripture, come to a word that is equitable between us and you - that we will not worship except Allah and not associate anything with Him and not take one another as lords instead of Allah." But if they turn away, then say, "Bear witness that we are Muslims [submitting to Him]."
Chapter (3) sūrat āl ʿim'rān (The Family of Imrān) verse 64

and how we discuss there are many verses and here is one:

And do not argue with the People of the Scripture except in a way that is best, except for those who commit injustice among them, and say, "We believe in that which has been revealed to us and revealed to you. And our God and your God is one; and we are Muslims [in submission] to Him."

Chapter (29) sūrat l-ʿankabūt (The Spider) verse 46
User avatar #103 to #102 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
He was basically just debating it with himself Hopsin - ILL MIND OF HOPSIN 7 (LYRICS)

He was a christian though and those guys would probably complain if they found out he was christian in the first place.

Video added just so you can see what he was talking about
#104 to #103 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
ehhhhhhhhhhh   
   
most people dont know. dont we have god and he will judge him? and he left peacefully and didnt harm anyone?   
   
then leave the 						****					 out of him alone. his business will be with god and not with us as long he did not harm us
ehhhhhhhhhhh

most people dont know. dont we have god and he will judge him? and he left peacefully and didnt harm anyone?

then leave the **** out of him alone. his business will be with god and not with us as long he did not harm us
User avatar #105 to #104 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
b-b-but my superiority complex

im better then you because im right about something i cant be sure about

The same with neckbeards
#106 to #105 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
yourlogicalfallacyis.com/

this will help you to fight them like what i did to you

as for the neckbeards in the religion board this thing will be awesome to piss them off

i actually used ad hom because they used allot of logical fallacies
User avatar #107 to #106 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
I don't think it was a logical fallacy

Your question wasn't a feasible question.

Disprove the penguin god.
#108 to #107 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
>penguin god

you see, in islam god have 99 names and penguin god is not there
User avatar #109 to #108 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
But the penguin god is the one god.

Disprove him

You cant so I win
User avatar #110 to #109 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
who the hell is the penguin god
User avatar #111 to #110 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
Well I just made him up for arguments sake

But you can't disprove him. He is everything and everywhere he is invisible yet you see him everywhere

You cant disprove him and you avoided the question. I win

See? its a stupid question
#112 to #111 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
you made a god?

oh tell me about him
User avatar #113 to #112 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
He is the penguin god

He made the ice and water first and then the penguins in his own image so they may live on the north pole.

He created the penguin in his image and therefore they are the holy specie.

He later created land and the sky for the lesser species to live under.

He created the predators to make sure that the penguins have a enemy, for there needs to be evil to have good
User avatar #114 to #113 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
and does he eat and sleep?
User avatar #69 to #1 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
I can't answer it

so what does that prove?

if you cant answer my question about the penguin god
User avatar #72 to #69 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
then you cant answer it then you lost the challenge

And if you are in doubt about what We have sent down upon Our Servant [Muhammad], then produce a surah the like thereof and call upon your witnesses other than Allah , if you should be truthful.

But if you do not - and you will never be able to - then fear the Fire, whose fuel is men and stones, prepared for the disbelievers.


god word is clear. and i won here
User avatar #73 to #72 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
okay you won that challenge I agree.

But all im saying is that it means nothing

"If you cannot disprove the existence of the penguin god then a cold icy igloo hell awaits you!"

Means literally nothing
User avatar #75 to #73 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
of course now it mean nothing im having nothing and i feel nothing

you are alive now breathing and no fear surrounding you

but you gotta wait for death. in there you will see it
User avatar #76 to #75 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
But again people have died and have been resuscitated and seen nothing.

m8
User avatar #77 to #76 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
you already saw the flaw and yer resisting it is happening

User avatar #78 to #77 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
But the flaw you pointed out is only applicable if you believe in reincarnation?
User avatar #79 to #78 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
this is like the 5th time i said it

if birth rate is higher than death rate reincarnation is false
if birth rate is lesser than death rate then reincarnation is false

as supposed when a person die he will be incarnated to other body.

if the world had 10 people living in it only. after 100 years they are now 60 people and no one died. where did the 50 people come from????
User avatar #80 to #79 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
They came from birth?

Why do you keep putting incarnation into it.

People are born. They are born. One more person on the world. That's it. And when more people are being born then dying then the population goes up.

So you answered it yourself.

if birth rate is higher than death rate reincarnation is false
if birth rate is lesser than death rate then reincarnation is false

Reincarnation is false
User avatar #81 to #80 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
>they came from birth

wait wait wait

are we the body or some entity?

incarnation is when you die you go to other body (YOU GO TO OTHER BODY)
User avatar #82 to #81 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
Yes I know but I don't believe in souls because it makes no sense if more people are being born then dying.

People are born. We are a brain
User avatar #83 to #82 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
but the brain is the part of the body and when we die the body decomposes and turn to dust over years.

it will be funny to science if the brain moved to other body.
User avatar #85 to #83 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
are*
User avatar #84 to #83 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
I believe when we die nothing happens.

We lose consciousness and that's the end of us forever.

I don't believe in souls and it's accepted by the vast vast majority of people that we our the brain
User avatar #86 to #84 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
ok now you make more sense than incarnation


i applause for you

but i dont believe when we die nothing happens

remember im not forcing you to believe what i believe, it is just a debate no emotions plz :/
User avatar #87 to #86 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
i know bby

That's what I believe.

There is evidence which categorically says that we are the brain. Feelings and emotions are just chemical reactions in the brain. That is a fact.
User avatar #88 to #87 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
as for me i believe we are a self connected to this body by a bridge called the soul

as the human being is 3 :
1- the body
2- the soul
3- the self
------

when you die the body will turn to the dust and the soul will return to god and you will remain to the judgment.
if good then heavens and if bad then hell
User avatar #90 to #88 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
also sorry djpharoah for messing up your profile <3
#92 to #90 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
debating with you is nice

at least you are not like those atheist neckbeards in the religion board. at least you accepted truth and didnt act like a bigot
User avatar #93 to #92 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
Thanks

A lot of the muslims in my area act like total cunts and I don't want to be like that or the neckbeard atheists.

User avatar #94 to #93 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
where do you live?
User avatar #89 to #88 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
Is the brain the self?

Also can people go to heaven if they don't believe in god?

I live in a big muslim area and a lot of them hand out fliers and stuff saying you will go to hell if you don't convert
User avatar #91 to #89 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
nah, logically and in common sense in reality the brain is a part of the body. in Islam it is the greatest gift from god to mankind.

well, the possibility to go to hell is high and you will be debating and tlaking with god about this in the day of judgment.

but god says there are non Muslims will go to heaven and he will forgive who he wills and he will punish who he will. he will get whomever he want to heaven and whomever he want to hell.

here are some verses:

{Those who believe (in the Quran), and those who follow the Jewish (scriptures), and the Christians and the Sabians,- any who believe in God and the Last Day, and work righteousness, shall have their reward with their Lord; on them shall be no fear, nor shall they grieve.}

Surah 2 Verse 62

User avatar #42 to #1 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
Well of course we never saw one because evolution takes tens of thousands of years

Any visible evidence would require intact documents about each species from thousand and thousands of years before human civilization even began to be created

You can see evolution in fossil records like I said

If you can find one piece of evidence outside of scripture then the entire science community would accept it as evidence. But they haven't because people weren't 90 feet tall.
User avatar #43 to #42 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
well it is what i believe.

but you must agree creationism is more logical thane evolution

look at everything around you. every single thing is created now
User avatar #44 to #43 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
Everything was created now?

But yet you said damascus was the oldest city in the world

Why is it more logical? it has no evidence what so ever

Nothing to back it up at all. ******* nothing

And you can't say it has because it literally doesn't
User avatar #45 to #44 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
the oldest city have life and not the oldest city


en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cities_by_time_of_continuous_habitation
User avatar #46 to #45 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
When was adam around in your mind?

And how did he live 930 years
#47 to #46 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
im not christian
im not christian
User avatar #48 to #47 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
You mentioned before that adam was 90ft tall
User avatar #49 to #48 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
ay

but i did not say he lived 930 years
User avatar #50 to #49 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
So is it different in islam then?
User avatar #51 to #50 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
you cant ask some about his religion in different book

in islam we have the quran
User avatar #52 to #51 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
I know niqqa

so adam didnt live to 930 years old in your belief?
User avatar #53 to #52 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
idk.

there is no source in the quran say how many years he lived.

even the 90ft tall isnt there. but i believe this cause of the science about gravity and ****
User avatar #54 to #53 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
So why haven't we found any remains of people even over 20 feet tall?
User avatar #55 to #54 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
the tombs of eve the first female is found in saudia Arabia

but no one is allowed to go there anymore

idk why the government wont allow anyone go see the grave.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomb_of_Eve
User avatar #56 to #55 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
"dont know why"

I can think why.

They say the burning bush is still alive and you can actually go see it. My dad has been there and it's total ********

This will be the same case man. Don't believe any ******** your told.

Why would they not let anyone in? why would they do that unless they are talking shiet
User avatar #57 to #56 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
then here is a challenge. win it and come tell me to disbelieve:

And if you are in doubt about what We have sent down upon Our Servant [Muhammad], then produce a surah the like thereof and call upon your witnesses other than Allah , if you should be truthful.

But if you do not - and you will never be able to - then fear the Fire, whose fuel is men and stones, prepared for the disbelievers.

Surat Al-Baqarah (The Cow) 23-24

User avatar #58 to #57 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
Look how can anyone disprove any god?

It's like "he lives in the clouds!"

We get into the clouds and we say "where is he?"

"Metaphorical!"

So wheres heaven?

"Not on this world"

What about hell?

"Not on this world!"

So we cant see him, hear him or smell him and you can't provide any evidence to support him?

"You can't disprove him!

I could make up my own religion right now and you couldn't disprove it so why is it different for you?
#59 to #58 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
read the verse again and dont run from the challenge because you cant beat it
User avatar #71 to #59 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
I would say that you asked a question which should not be asked because it's not a real question

If I asked the question first about the penguin god would that mean that I would win?

if thats the case every debate about religion would be won by the first person to ask that question
#74 to #71 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
you answered criticism with criticism
User avatar #68 to #59 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
No man

You cant ask a question which cannot be answered
User avatar #70 to #68 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
you committed a logical fallacy

according to the debate laws debating with you will be useless and you lost.

thou shall not commit logical fallacy and tu quoquo is your own logical fallacy
User avatar #66 to #59 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
I'm saying it's not a logical question

And it isn't that's why i'm turning it back on you so you realize how bad of a question it really is

Disprove the penguin god.

You can't so does that make the penguin god real? no

Your question is invalid m8
#67 to #66 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
the debate is over and you started a logical fallacy

you lost
User avatar #64 to #59 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
But it's a question you can't also answer

It's not a logical question because you can just make up the rules as you go
#65 to #64 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
i asked first you answer then you have to ask after you answer my question

i never heard of a debates when some one ask someone a question and the other reply with a question
User avatar #62 to #59 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
I am asking you the same question and you just ran from it?

Disprove the penguin god
User avatar #63 to #62 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
you cant ask a question while you already received a question and didnt answer it

in here a logical fallacy going on by you

User avatar #60 to #59 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
Okay so I worship the one true penguin god sponsored by coca cola.

Try to disprove him

Dont run from this challenge
#61 to #60 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
read the verse again and answer the question

you are running from the answer because you cant find the answer for it.

if you did not then you lost the debate and ASDFGSDF.jpg
User avatar #22 to #1 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
Doesn't mean that you guys are great
#23 to #22 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
we are the greatest   
   
						****					 started from there and we will all end in there
we are the greatest

**** started from there and we will all end in there
User avatar #24 to #23 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
Pretty sure it was africa m8erino
User avatar #25 to #24 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
the first of us did really started there or in Arabian gulf or in asia

then after the flood all humanity is wiped and we started from 0 in syria
User avatar #26 to #25 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
What flood?
User avatar #27 to #26 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
you call it plestocien in science and we call it the flood that happened in the story of his highness Noah
User avatar #28 to #27 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
You believe in the story of noah?

Do you think that every single species of animal was just wandering around where Noah was

Why would a polar bear be in the same place as a indian tiger
User avatar #29 to #28 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
size of human beings wasnt the same as now

time by time we get shorter. so it would not be a surprise if the old humans did build something very very huge to gather animals of pairs from each type

adam is 90 feet tall. you could go read about how the eath when it expands the gravity get bigger and it pulls more weight to the ground to it make us shorter
User avatar #30 to #29 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
Dude we were shorter 8000 years ago

It because of the lack of nutrition

Over time we've had the technology to get more food and water by easier means
User avatar #31 to #30 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
there is a video made by Harvard university in history channel tells about this:

"Low Gravity

Planets with gravities lower than .8 have the following effects on people experiencing this gravity (assuming the person is from an EWS world where gravity is 1.0):

Increased Strength (objects of the same mass weigh less, enabling muscles used to higher gravities to accelerate them quickly and more easily)
Reduced Dexterity (the muscles used to move the body for normal tasks are used to greater resistance, and therefore tend to overcompensate for motions)
Thinner Air (lower gravity can hold a smaller amount of air against a planet; NWP's such as Endurance or Running can offset this)
Increased Height (less weight means elastic supportive tissue can expand, resulting in a height increase; astronauts in 0 gravity have reported height increases of 1 inch or more)
..........

High Gravity

A humanoid body is better at handling lesser gravities than greater ones. Planets with gravities higher than 1.2 have the following effects on people experiencing this gravity (assuming the person is from an EWS world where gravity is 1.0):

Decreased Strength (objects of the same mass weigh more, requiring more effort to move them)
Reduced Dexterity (the muscles used to move the body for normal tasks are used to less resistance, and therefore tend to undercompensate for motions)
Decreased Height (more weight means elastic supportive tissue is compressed more, resulting in a height decrease)"
User avatar #32 to #31 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
Yes but we've been on only one planet.

Earth and it hasn't grown massive amounts in a matter of 12000 years
User avatar #33 to #32 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
yeah. didnt humanity was there?
User avatar #35 to #34 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
bad english i know

humanity was there in the time of earth expansion?
User avatar #36 to #35 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
Not at all

If you believe that humans can change from being 90ft tall to 6ft then you obviously believe in evolution
User avatar #37 to #36 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
evolution from human to human right bu not from monkey to human

it is like playing digimon world watching a little monkey turned into giant pirate

i believe in evolutionary creationism

evolution based on creationism. how this work??

like god created the first elephant then he created the other species of elephants from the elephant.
User avatar #38 to #37 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
Doesn't really make much sense to be honest.

Humans are 99% genetically identical to apes so why is it impossible to believe that humans are from apes?

You only make the distinction because apes are called apes.

You should really look into evolution properly because you don't even understand the basic principle m8
User avatar #39 to #38 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
yeah to the biggest question to be asked that every atheist take while thinking with his brain begging for the answer

you ask your body and ask your brain and your heart

did we evolve from monkeys?
are the apes our ancestors?

User avatar #40 to #39 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
If you could supply literally one piece of evidence outside of scripture to back up the idea that humans don't come from apes then I would take your opinions more seriously

But there is literally none to back up your views but tonnes to back up the fact that humans did evolve from apes.

You can literally look at fossil records and see evolution happening over millions of years.

It's non debatable
User avatar #41 to #40 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
yes it is debatable. and you are not the one to say i take sources out of my scriptures or not.

because evolution never happened in the sight of man eyes we never saw a single one.

everything is created in our eyes.

so creationism is more logical than evolution.
djpharaoh gona like the ********* we made here <3
User avatar #2 to #1 - djpharaoh (09/11/2014) [-]
Surprise surprise, you're a jew. ironic that you support the crusader war against Islam when people of the same religion exterminated most of your people making you a minuscule population in the world. Newsflash faggot, you have one country in the whole world dominated by your people, created from stealing land, with the support of a selfish superpower. Maybe you think all the filthy Muslims need to be eradicated. Well go ahead then. I would love to see you, or any other jews who think the same way, try. 18 million jews vs 1.6 billion Muslims. You're a pathetic ant shaking your jew fist at a boot. **** off
#3 to #2 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
im a muslim from syria, and i was just lurking and having fun.
User avatar #122 to #3 - djpharaoh (09/12/2014) [-]
My apologies, I thought you were the anonymous ****** I was dealing with in another set of comment. Sorry again
User avatar #123 to #122 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
ha ha it is ok m8

and we screwed your profile with a huge debate between me and turtle

yesterday your profile was a storm of fun
User avatar #4 to #3 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
When muslims have fun **** gets blown up

jk
#5 to #4 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
im sure you like to be blown up
User avatar #6 to #5 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
Good comeback I rate it 9/11
#7 to #6 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
**syrianassassin rolls 1**/11

i tried
User avatar #8 to #7 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
It's kinda like trips

#9 to #8 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
but i want 9/11
User avatar #10 to #9 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
we all want 9/11
#11 to #10 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
2 bad jews did 9/11
2 bad jews did 9/11
User avatar #12 to #11 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
nice try osama
#13 to #12 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
U CANT DENY THE TRUTH GOY
User avatar #14 to #13 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
Trying to put the blame on someone else

Nice try
#15 to #14 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
we all know their games
User avatar #16 to #15 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
Yeah but we all know what the middle east can be like

Lookin at you ISIS
#18 to #17 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
****					 I love being white
**** I love being white
#19 to #18 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
dont forget syrians are the root of all the white people, you degenerates
User avatar #20 to #19 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
implying syria has done anything ever

Doesn't matter man. We all come from bacteria but that doesn't mean that humans are on par with them
User avatar #21 to #20 - syrianassassin ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
ay right

>MFW the oldest city in the face of the earth still beating with life is Damascus

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