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#74 - can I get a source on number 3?  [+] (2 replies) 05/18/2016 on My fave webms comp, Pt 28 0
#80 - rolandlives (05/18/2016) [-]
The sauce is different, fanart and the had not bopping especially. same song
#182 - ok so what the **** is NTR? like I have heard of it but never …  [+] (3 replies) 05/12/2016 on Love & Hate 0
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#209 - treefox (05/12/2016) [-]
See for yourself. Spoiler tag links to NSFW content.

one of my personal favorites. g.e-hentai.org/g/849513/ff70eb6906/
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#277 - lvlonemeepo (05/18/2016) [-]
that sounds quite foul.
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#118 - neschapretoe (05/02/2016) [-]
I need the name of the song with the cocksickle
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#72 - kiaserzerg (05/02/2016) [-]
a cocksicle?
#128 - why dose FJ hate Bernie? I have seen a lot of anti bern things…  [+] (5 replies) 03/21/2016 on Doing the world a favor 0
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#134 - elenalkarnur (03/21/2016) [-]
This is a copy-paste from previous comments I made.
TL;DR
He's a racist bigot, a warmonger, corporate/college/billionaire bribery whore, who would absolutely DESTROY the economy.

Trump is the ONLY candidate that has said he would drastically improve relations with Russia and would get along with Putin, all the other candidates from both parties have been beating the drums of war or beating their chests. And Trump is the ONLY candidate that Putin has praised and said HE would get along with. Trump is literally the LEAST likely candidate to lead to WWIII. He wants a cooperation, if not an alliance, with Russia instead of what we have now: an alliance with Wahhabism. Explain to me how the US being allied with Wahhabism against Russia, instead of the other way around, makes ANY sense.

And if you think Sanders is a pacifist dove, think again. Sanders is possibly the biggest warmonger currently running for president. He has voted for every military intervention, war, invasion, even every military budget allocation for the last decades with hardly any exception. You name a war, he voted for it, not against it.

And Trump's and Sander's economic policies are different, but if any one of their economic policies (as opposed to foreign policies) is going to lead to armageddon, it's Sanders.
Trump's is quite simple. Place tariffs on imported products, this brings jobs home, especially industrial jobs. This expandes the working and middle classes (that have been shrinking under international "free trade"), creates more prosperity and more stability. Renegotiate trade deals so we aren't getting fleeced by our allies. This would bring in literally hundreds of billions of dollars of revenue to the Federal Government for almost zero negative impact of the US economy. Couple this with strong borders barring ILLEGAL immigration, and the jobs being created go to legal US citizens. Race does not come into it. Anyone saying it's racist is a retard projecting his own racism on Trump. Anyone who is against the US applying its laws, especially ones that protect the working class of its own citizens, is a traitor, pure and simple.

Now, what is Sander's plans? He's going to make colleges "free" and he's going to raise the minimum wage, among other policies. Now let's analyze the effect of these two policies alone, and see what we get when we combine them with his open borders policy.

Making college degrees "free" artificially puts useful college degrees and useless sh** on equal footing. More people will end up getting liberal indoctrination degrees such as gender studies, since, though those degrees won't be making them money, they at least won't be sinking them into debt, AND they get to become "aware" of all the "issues" and such.

When everyone pays for their own degree, people get useful degrees, and those that don't, get a ton of debt and STAY in a ton of debt, just as they deserve.
The problem with college debt as it exists today is that it is the result of colleges across America lobbying the Federal Government to pump money into them, pretending to "subsidize" college degrees, but those savings are not passed onto students, they are used to increase college profits and hike tuition fees. That's how colleges have become exorbitantly expensive.

All Bernie is doing is moving the college bubble and adding it to the "main bubble" of the country's sovereign debt. All that will happen is make the public debt bubble burst that much more violent.

Previously, colleges could only lobby the government for so much increase in tuition fees because the student still had to pay a portion of the degree, and the money students and their parents make is linked to the real economy. But now that the government is footing the entire bill, it is completely uncapped, the tuition fees can grow limitlessly because they are completely detached from the real economy.

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#137 - elenalkarnur (03/21/2016) [-]
[cont] PART 2

I won't be getting at length into Bernie's financial backers and other bedfellows (which are almost all billionaires, mega-corporations and colleges) but suffice it to say that almost half his top donors are colleges.
opensecrets org/pres16/contrib.php?id=N00000528&
So what's happening is colleges throughout the US are bribing him so that when he gets into office he gives them a blank check for unlimited financial gain at the expense of the average taxpayer.

And the "free" sh**, isn't free at all. And it's not only the rich that will be paying for it. The incomes of the middle and working class will drastically decrease because of Sander's moronic socialist economic policies. His plans would lead to a 9.5% reduction in GDP. This figure is FUCKING MASSIVE, we can't get Russia's GDP to fall by even half as much and we are INTENTIONALLY sanctioning them. And when accounting for reduced GDP, after-tax incomes of all taxpayers would fall by at least 12.84 percent.
taxfoundation org/article/details-and-analysis-senator-bernie-sanders-s-tax-plan

Raising the minimum wage makes it even more appealing for American companies to outsource their jobs to outside America's borders. So there will be even LESS jobs, since companies can produce products abroad and bring them in without Trump's tariffs. Trump is opposed to both outsourcing jobs and illegal immigration. Sanders is in favor of both. So with Sander's policies, American companies now have to pay much higher wages for jobs that are STILL minimum/no skill jobs. And here's the catch: the minimum wage only applies to legal workers. IF the companies choose not to outsource those jobs, or technically can't outsource them, then they can, since Sanders was so nice to non-US-citizens, give those jobs to illegal immigrants for less than the minimum wage. With the very high legal minimum wage that Sanders intends to institute, this would lead the unemployment rate among US citizens to absolutely skyrocket.

Sander's economic policies are moronic to the point of being suicidal.

Bernie had a microphone during the Democratic debates where he said that white people can't be poor. inb4 he was quoting someone else. No, he wasn't. He had finished the quote and was agreeing with it. There are more poor white people in the US than poor hispanics and blacks combined.
Here is the full quote:
"So to answer your question, ~I WOULD SAY~, and I think it’s similar to what the secretary said, when you’re white, you don’t know what it’s like to be living in a ghetto. You don’t know what it’s like to be poor. You don’t know what it’s like to be hassled when you walk down the street or you get dragged out of a car.
And I believe that as a nation in the year 2016, we must be firm in making it clear. We will end institutional racism and reform a broken criminal justice system."

"But muh poverty" i.e. when they talk about black poverty and someone mentions Black violence and criminality.
What a dishonest, disingenious objection. Almost all crimes and almost all violent crimes are not economic crimes. Being poor in no way mind controls you into going out and murdering and raping people. Poverty does not serve as a legal excuse in court not even for robbery.
Blacks are 13% of the general population. They are 24% of the poor people in the US. They commit 40% of violent crimes in the US, 52% of murders, 56.4% of robbery. ~IF~ you accept that lame excuse for violence and criminality, then Black people, at most, should be committing 24% of violent crimes. Their 40% share of violent crimes is THREE times what it should be (i.e. 13%).
Sources:
FBI - Crime in the US 2013 - Table 43
www fbi gov/about-us/cjis/ucr/crime-in-the-u.s/2013/crime-in-the-u.s.-2013/tables/table- 43
Census 2013 - People in Poverty by Selected Characteristics: 2012 and 2013 - Table 3
www census gov/hhes/www/poverty/data/incpovhlth/2013/tables.html

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#138 - elenalkarnur (03/21/2016) [-]
[cont] PART 3

"But muh institutional racism"
Blacks are UNDERstopped relative to their crime rates. Whites and Hispanic are overstopped relative to their crime rates. So if there's "institutional" racism here, it's IN FAVOR OF blacks and AGAINST whites and hispanics.
www city-journal org/sites/cj/files/old/assets/images/eon0514hm.jpg
Also, "institutional" you keep using that word, I don't think it means what you think it means. Institutional racism means there are laws on the books that explicitly discriminate against one race or another. Institutional racism hasn't existed in the US for at least 50 years. That is, if you don't count the institutional racism against whites and institutional sexism against men in the form of legally enshrined "affirmative action" ("discrimination" would be a far more honest word for it).

So Bernie wants to "end institutional racism" by being even more lenient with and understopping even more the demographic that is by far the most over-represented in committing crime and understopped for the crime they commit.

Blacks' abysmal performance, numbers and outcomes are the result of their own stupidity and belligerence. They are no one's fault but their own.

By voting for or promoting Bernie, you are helping put an explicitly, unapologetically anti-white, and even anti-Hispanic, racist candidate into office; who will also destroy the country's economy.
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#129 - lotengo (03/21/2016) [-]
He's harmless, because he will never get any law passed. But his proposals are idiotic, his economic plans would ruin the global economy.

But it also has a lot to do with his main voterbase. Reddit-tier teens that are loud, smug and refuse to listen to others evn tho they dont know what they are talking about. Look at aids skrillex and carl the cuck