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djChives

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:1/04/2010
Last Login:6/29/2016
Location:Naples FL
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#891
Comment Ranking:#7047
Highest Content Rank:#588
Highest Comment Rank:#713
Content Thumbs: 14303 total,  15748 ,  1445
Comment Thumbs: 8040 total,  9258 ,  1218
Content Level Progress: 28.7% (287/1000)
Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 26% (26/100)
Level 276 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 277 Comments: Ninja Pirate
Subscribers:2
Content Views:549448
Times Content Favorited:1005 times
Total Comments Made:2104
FJ Points:19768
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latest user's comments

#176 - I think it's funny when sjws get their panties in a bunch, but… 12 hours ago on LGBTQP extremists 0
#53 - Most of the time I'm listening to music, so I prefer reading s… 06/23/2016 on fred +2
#32 - At least it wasn't a baseball to the face 06/17/2016 on Nice Throw 0
#16 - Picture 06/16/2016 on 6 Second Animals +15
#67 - If he got a sex change he would be JanTran.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/16/2016 on Differently Abled Awareness +16
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#72 - elcreepo (06/16/2016) [-]
I want him to crossdress just to make this joke now
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#76 - hastric (06/16/2016) [-]
Like he already did? In his latest episode?
#231 - That gives me hope. Jalops are a kind people that only care ab…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2016 on Gawker is Kill 0
#249 - classynick (06/11/2016) [-]
Excuse me? We like brown diesel manual station wagons and miatas
#228 - I actually like Gizmodo and Jalopnik, so I hope they can stay.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/11/2016 on Gawker is Kill 0
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#230 - angelusprimus (06/11/2016) [-]
Gawker media's assets will be split among the debtors, most likely.
Which means someone will get and then probably sell Gizmodo and Jalopnik.
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#231 - djChives (06/11/2016) [-]
That gives me hope. Jalops are a kind people that only care about station wagons, manual transmissions, and Miatas.
#249 - classynick (06/11/2016) [-]
Excuse me? We like brown diesel manual station wagons and miatas
#11 - Holy **** that was intense. And that pass as she went down, as…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/08/2016 on Anunstoppableforcemeetsamov... +6
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#21 - prozacjellybeans (06/08/2016) [-]
Called an offload m8 and they're piss common if the cunt knows what they're doing
#25 - anon (06/08/2016) [-]
Yeah, the shit tackle that was just "lemme bounce off of you" made it look like a shit level tho
#34 - I'm ****** up, I was expecting her to get raped.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/30/2016 on bitch got what she deserved -3
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#72 - chokebee (05/30/2016) [-]
nah, it's in russia, not germany
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#38 - mondominiman (05/30/2016) [-]
I was expecting her to get shot, but then i saw it wasn't in morbid
#65 - A lot of the asians I know are secretly buff as ****. Knew thi…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2016 on the push up challenge +7
#99 - bigjd (05/26/2016) [-]