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djChives

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:1/04/2010
Last Login:8/28/2016
Location:Naples FL
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Comment Ranking:#4088
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Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 214 Content: Comedic Genius
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Level 279 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 280 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
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Times Content Favorited:1087 times
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latest user's comments

#16 - He found the treasure, but not the booty.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2016 on Magiska Tuttar +2
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#18 - akulakhan (08/22/2016) [-]
The treasure was the tits they made along the way.
#84 - I just think gif sounds dumb.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2016 on gif +2
#119 - potstickers (08/19/2016) [-]
I see what you did there.
#290 - I'm sure there are parents that push their agenda on their kid… 08/13/2016 on SJW comp: bloody bloody... -1
#29 - I think it was confirmed that the franchise is going animated.… 08/12/2016 on GOOD +1
#185 - No, I'm saying that just because one candidate is extremely co… 08/12/2016 on Zamuelic Ystuslyiv Undextus +3
#17 - Wake up sheeple, this was a Subway ad. 08/11/2016 on anon gets a date +2
#121 - Hillary is corrupt af, but don't fool yourself into thinking t…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/11/2016 on Zamuelic Ystuslyiv Undextus +15
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#342 - severepwner (08/12/2016) [-]
If he was out for his personal gain, he would never have ran for president.
#173 - anon (08/12/2016) [-]
so your saying one candidate is already corrupt and evil
the other is sure to be evil simply because you say so?

im aware power corrupts, but lets fucking face it. hillary is by far the most corrupt politician this nation has ever seen. and she keeps getting away with it because the clintons have burrowed their influence in every aspect of the government
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#185 - djChives (08/12/2016) [-]
No, I'm saying that just because one candidate is extremely corrupt and evil doesn't mean that the other candidate can't be corrupt and evil. In my opinion, Trump is simply the lesser of the two.
#21 - Why waste tissues on cum? Save a lot of money by just shooting…  [+] (12 new replies) 08/11/2016 on kleenex +42
#51 - secretdestroyers (08/11/2016) [-]
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#36 - skeletorexplains (08/11/2016) [-]
but then you'd be profiting on it....

I suddenly don't trust you.
#32 - arreatface (08/11/2016) [-]
also free protein gainz
#24 - royell (08/11/2016) [-]
You know, I tried that out of curiosity once. After that experience I legitimately wonder how people can give BJs without gagging. It's not a taste thing (I know cum can taste slightly different based on diet), the texture is just unpleasant.
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#54 - weeirdaboo (08/11/2016) [-]
once saw a porn of a women giving head.
After the guy nutted, she puked.
what a Hillarious scene
#30 - jaigurudevaom (08/11/2016) [-]
bc guys love it and hate it when you spit
it depends on the diet as well
my bf once ate loads of crisps in a week (he normally doesn't have them) and his cum tasted fucking awful
told him tho
#41 - Elk (08/11/2016) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** Whore
#37 - sublimeslimetime (08/11/2016) [-]
I remember hearing somewhere that pineapple semen tastes best. Give your bf some pineapple.
#69 - jaigurudevaom (08/12/2016) [-]
I might just do that
#23 - greyhoundfd (08/11/2016) [-]
I'm honestly impressed. I could only do that every 3-4 days, and even then I'd probably just miss and get it all over my chest
#63 - bololak (08/12/2016) [-]
he said that you should shoot it in to his mouth, not yours
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#64 - greyhoundfd (08/12/2016) [-]
Oh.

Well I guess the video I used just fits even more then.
#276 - **djChives used "*roll picture*"** **djChives rolled image… 08/08/2016 on It's over. FJ is shutting... 0
#6 - The first guy assumes that because it's a wife, she must be ma…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2016 on Women +12
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#7 - thenamlessguy (08/05/2016) [-]
But the "Accountants? Wives of Accountants?" is a quote, so he's just responding to someone who's already made that assumption, and is just correcting him.

I.e., the quoted guy is saying "Accountants? You mean wives of accountants, right? Because only men can be accountants guys xDDDDDDD" and waetherman is saying "actually, women can be too", to which Vinny responds "actually women can be too, regardless of sexuality".

Or am I reading it wrong?