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Date Signed Up:1/04/2010
Last Login:7/22/2014
Location:Naples FL
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    An Awkward Moment An Awkward Moment
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    Mario is NOT THE FATHER Mario is NOT THE FATHER
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    There's a Joke Going Around There's a Joke Going Around
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#160 - Saw that it was free so I got it. 07/12/2014 on "Free" +1
#109 - Picture 07/11/2014 on willy +1
#68 - Now I know I have termites. 06/29/2014 on animal differences +3
#99 - That's a groovy record. 06/23/2014 on things under an electronic... 0
#47 - My ******* has been extremely itchy at night rece…  [+] (11 new replies) 06/22/2014 on WTF Facts Compilation - Part 8 +161
User avatar #241 - bitchpleaseshutup (06/23/2014) [-]
After you take a shit, check to see if you have any white specks in it. If you do, you might want to see a doctor.
User avatar #201 - marcusisabeast (06/23/2014) [-]
Actually it sounds like you did
#200 - supercookieduster (06/23/2014) [-]
Ive felt the wrath of pinworms twice but my ass was insanely itchy all day . not fun
#166 - devout feminist (06/23/2014) [-]
Well, don't put your fingers THERE, mate.
#92 - halbeardy (06/22/2014) [-]
could be internal piles or an anal fissure id rather have that then worms
#205 - devout feminist (06/23/2014) [-]
*than
User avatar #61 - mrgilly (06/22/2014) [-]
Sleep with some scotch tape over your anus and check it in the morning. If it's got little worms on it, then you know the cause.

Source: My Medical Microbiology professor last year
User avatar #82 - rokkarokkaali (06/22/2014) [-]
>put out scotch tape
>see thin curly things
>take worm medication
>was actually ass hairs all along
User avatar #127 - mrgilly (06/23/2014) [-]
The worms are actually really whitish, so it'd be pretty distinct from ass hair

Unless you a grandpa
User avatar #62 - pooplol (06/22/2014) [-]
I dont think I want to
#56 - demfeels (06/22/2014) [-]
Wipe and find out! Enjoy
#108 - Seriously, the wheelchair one was extremely cruel even for 4ch… 06/19/2014 on Knees weak +4
#55 - I was on a tour of the UCLA campus and the tour guide told us …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2014 on The Silence of The Lambs... 0
User avatar #58 - Sethorein (06/19/2014) [-]
It would have been nice...

A story about serial killers where the serial killers win... Now that's cool...
#105 - Comment deleted 06/19/2014 on check yoself! 0
#28 - This was a great show. This was my favorite part of my favorit…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2014 on How to insult +12
User avatar #29 - snipster (06/17/2014) [-]
The "Cake!" was the best part
#29 - Wes Craven is kinda a dick/hilarious. He put in the line "…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/17/2014 on Scream +13
#46 - devout feminist (06/17/2014) [-]
He directed number 7, New Nightmare.
User avatar #39 - indulge (06/17/2014) [-]
as far as horror movie franchises go, he isn't really wrong...

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#17 - jevee (05/23/2014) [-]
You have a sexy prof pic
You have a sexy prof pic
User avatar #12 - NotAdmin (01/04/2012) [-]
hey mang what school do you go to?
User avatar #13 to #26 - djChives (01/05/2012) [-]
Gulf Coast mein.
User avatar #14 to #27 - NotAdmin (01/05/2012) [-]
nice. barronfa­g here
User avatar #15 to #28 - djChives (01/05/2012) [-]
I know. Well, I have already made dinner reservations for us at McDonald's for Friday the 13th.
User avatar #7 - romaniantiger (07/25/2011) [-]
HAAAAAAAMBOONING
#3 - righteousmuffin (07/19/2011) [-]
I was on my friends interface and realized what a sexy profile picture you have.  
  
Hamboning will save your life someday!
I was on my friends interface and realized what a sexy profile picture you have.

Hamboning will save your life someday!
User avatar #4 to #3 - djChives (07/19/2011) [-]
Why thank yurr good sir.
#5 to #4 - righteousmuffin (07/19/2011) [-]
*Ahem*

*cough* ma'am *cough*
User avatar #6 to #5 - djChives (07/20/2011) [-]
Did I stutter?












Jk I say sir to everyone.
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