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Date Signed Up:1/04/2010
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Location:Naples FL
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latest user's comments

#42 - I was confused for a moment.  [+] (2 new replies) 21 hours ago on A Title +68
#96 - tsds (17 hours ago) [-]
I expected Deadpool in that line.
#49 - endospore (20 hours ago) [-]
Damn global warming. Thanks, Obama.
#139 - This exxxoplanet stuff is my fetish. 06/26/2015 on Weird Planets 0
#85 - For those of you who don't know, Stan Lee has responded and sa…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2015 on Why can't Luke Cage be white? 0
User avatar #94 - heartlessrobot (06/24/2015) [-]
Fuckin amen.
#36 - I hope Gawker doesn't lose because I read Gizmodo and Jalopnik…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2015 on Hulk Hogan could destroy... -3
User avatar #44 - deviousdanish (06/20/2015) [-]
Gawker is a shit company otherwise.
#9 - THUMBS GIVE THIS MAN GREEN THUMBS GOD DAMN IT 06/12/2015 on Cash back goes right back +1
#151 - **** , women talk in spiderwebs is my new favorite line.… 06/07/2015 on I don't need feminism... 0
#144 - Here is a link to a study about wage gaps between me… 06/07/2015 on I don't need feminism... 0
#141 - Agree with your first point, however women still do sometimes …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2015 on I don't need feminism... 0
User avatar #162 - ninjaroo (06/08/2015) [-]
The only time that first paragraph is true is when you're looking at women who took time off to be a mother. Less time in the field, less experience, less pay. That's perfectly fair.

It's the equality I'm looking for. Nothing should be off limits for humor.

You can say you don't need feminism in the same way I can say I don't need a wheelchair. The fact that other people need it doesn't change the fact that I don't, the fact that other women need feminism doesn't change the fact that she doesn't. And again, it's also sometimes in the context of the meaning of feminism changing because of extremists.

We are allowed different opinions, but there is nothing wrong with arguing about them. That's how ideas get better.
#118 - I'll probably get red thumbs but I don't really care. I, am a …  [+] (6 new replies) 06/07/2015 on I don't need feminism... +1
User avatar #138 - makotoitou (06/07/2015) [-]
Except that the wage gap is fake, so you automatically have no credibility.
User avatar #144 - djChives (06/07/2015) [-]
www.bloomberg.com/bw/articles/2014-11-14/women-make-less-than-men-even-when-they-are-equally-qualified-mbas

Here is a link to a study about wage gaps between men and women in the same field. I can probably find more but I'm not trying to write a research paper. You can go ahead and find another article about how the wage gap is fake, but don't say I don't have credibility because I don't have a works cited page.
User avatar #137 - ninjaroo (06/07/2015) [-]
I categorically disagree with almost everything you said.

Who said women study/work in stupid fields? It's most definitely true they study more often in the lowest paying fields and the reverse is true for men, but I've only ever heard someone point that out in the context of women having different goals to men. That's not inequality, that's freedom of choice.

Also, putting people down is an entire category of humor Though the name escapes me right now , focusing on women as though they're targeted is plain old silly. We get kicks out of it because it's funny, it's not only men getting kicks, and it doesn't only happen to women. Again, not inequality.

As for saying they don't need feminism being giving up, you're completely ignoring that it's either them saying they're strong enough to stand on their own and earn that respect, or rejecting the toxic label feminism is gaining because of their extremists. That's either "Thanks, but I can go it alone now" or "I want a different name for the original ideology", nowhere near giving up
User avatar #141 - djChives (06/07/2015) [-]
Agree with your first point, however women still do sometimes receive lower wages compared to men in the same field, but we choose to ignore this point; then again this could be because of qualifications and other criteria.

Agree with your second point, however I wouldn't say it's not inequality and I am not saying it only targets women. All genders, races religions, are made fun of. I laugh at the jokes, but just because you're making fun of everyone that's not the equality people are searching for. When it comes to human rights, people are trying to live without being harassed or killed for being themselves.

And I'll rephrase my last statement after seeing a comment on this thread. Women need feminism. You can't say you don't need feminism just because your life is fine or you don't want to be associated with man-haters. There are other women in third world countries that actually do need equality so that they can live. They don't have the first world problems that women in America do.

I'm just trying to make my points clearer, not trying to persuade you. We are allowed to have different opinions.
User avatar #162 - ninjaroo (06/08/2015) [-]
The only time that first paragraph is true is when you're looking at women who took time off to be a mother. Less time in the field, less experience, less pay. That's perfectly fair.

It's the equality I'm looking for. Nothing should be off limits for humor.

You can say you don't need feminism in the same way I can say I don't need a wheelchair. The fact that other people need it doesn't change the fact that I don't, the fact that other women need feminism doesn't change the fact that she doesn't. And again, it's also sometimes in the context of the meaning of feminism changing because of extremists.

We are allowed different opinions, but there is nothing wrong with arguing about them. That's how ideas get better.
User avatar #129 - Elk (06/07/2015) [-]
meh 50/50
#61 - Now I'm not even going to pay attention to the story, just try… 05/17/2015 on Fenns Job Comps- Movie Theatre +1

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#17 - jevee (05/23/2014) [-]
You have a sexy prof pic
You have a sexy prof pic
User avatar #12 - NotAdmin (01/04/2012) [-]
hey mang what school do you go to?
User avatar #13 to #26 - djChives (01/05/2012) [-]
Gulf Coast mein.
User avatar #14 to #27 - NotAdmin (01/05/2012) [-]
nice. barronfa­g here
User avatar #15 to #28 - djChives (01/05/2012) [-]
I know. Well, I have already made dinner reservations for us at McDonald's for Friday the 13th.
User avatar #7 - romaniantiger (07/25/2011) [-]
HAAAAAAAMBOONING
#3 - righteousmuffin (07/19/2011) [-]
I was on my friends interface and realized what a sexy profile picture you have.  
  
Hamboning will save your life someday!
I was on my friends interface and realized what a sexy profile picture you have.

Hamboning will save your life someday!
User avatar #4 to #3 - djChives (07/19/2011) [-]
Why thank yurr good sir.
#5 to #4 - righteousmuffin (07/19/2011) [-]
*Ahem*

*cough* ma'am *cough*
User avatar #6 to #5 - djChives (07/20/2011) [-]
Did I stutter?












Jk I say sir to everyone.
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