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Date Signed Up:1/04/2010
Last Login:7/28/2016
Location:Naples FL
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latest user's comments

#34 - Just by these two frames, I know Frozen is 20 times better. 07/26/2016 on man meat -7
#50 - Gentrification doesn't just affect black people. Did you guys … 07/26/2016 on Gentrified 0
#38 - Well, I'm not a Trump supporter, but at least he's more of &qu…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/26/2016 on The Truth Doesn't Matter +30
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#99 - thechosentroll (07/26/2016) [-]
Yeah, that's a lot of people's stance, actually - anyone but Hillary.
#67 - anon (07/26/2016) [-]
That's not what the polling averages suggest
#126 - anon (07/28/2016) [-]
Polls that have been biased against him since day one, probably illegitimately so considering how far the media's gone to smear him and the confirmation that there's been a lot of rigging and collusion from the left in this election.
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#55 - scowler (07/26/2016) [-]
He's sketchy. Trump's calling out Globalism for the damage it's one to our country, at the very least...
#65 - rocketpropelledtit (07/26/2016) [-]
Is your statement for or against globalism?
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#119 - scowler (07/26/2016) [-]
Against. He called out Globalism, for the damage it's done to our Middle Class.
#77 - Yea, the landscape companies and contractors are the ones that… 07/25/2016 on this is what liberals... 0
#338 - reminding you that you should look at this 07/25/2016 on Useful websites 0
#53 - Eh, if they were really radical, he would not be posting about…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2016 on Anon needs help 0
#73 - anon (07/25/2016) [-]
radical doesn't have to instantly equal "worse than hitler" you know

just because he can shitpost on 4chan doesn't mean he has a great life

idk who do you think you are to assume you know about it and can judge it
#10 - Florida. The burgers in China were smaller and didn't taste as…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/25/2016 on china +8
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#37 - blowbags (07/25/2016) [-]
I've never got the refill thing - Mcdonalds mediums are like 750ml aren't they? who wants 1.5l of soda with burger and fries.
Or do you just get one and share with gf/friend whatever?
#91 - anon (07/25/2016) [-]
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to be fair, most people get a refill for the road, so they have something to sip on while they drive.
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#17 - europe (07/25/2016) [-]
Fair
Knowing how the Chinese have become thanks to Mao, they would take a barrel with them for the free refills
#11 - zuel (07/25/2016) [-]
"no free refills"
#41 - The problem isn't that they can't afford it, it's that it's il… 07/25/2016 on this is what liberals... 0
#39 - If you see this anon, I agree. 07/25/2016 on this is what liberals... 0
#38 - True. But my neighborhood mostly consists of snowbirds/million…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/25/2016 on this is what liberals... 0
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#75 - cantexplain (07/25/2016) [-]
means they can afford legal workers. It even helps the wealth distribution
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#40 - tarmorman (07/25/2016) [-]
I mean in all reality maybe that would coerce people not to own so many fucking homes they can't maintain.
Limit themselves to one house they can afford to have landscaped and gardened in that case.

as for the snowbirds sucks for those people's kids someone else's kids will take their spot for that sweet cash
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#41 - djChives (07/25/2016) [-]
The problem isn't that they can't afford it, it's that it's illegal immigrants that do the work and if they get deported there won't be any to actually do it but as anon pointed out it would most likely only be temporary . And it probably wouldn't coerce them to only have one home since America is about Capitalism and the rich should be able to use their money as they please.