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Date Signed Up:8/26/2011
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Im here to be funny and express my views whilst curing my boredom.

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#61 - The answer is plain and simple kill all humans  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2016 on home sweet home +7
#71 - nuxtheunkrakible (06/26/2016) [-]
>killing all the humans
#33 - Dont know why you got red thumbed its the ******* truth in ord… 06/21/2016 on pol/ on why black guys are... 0
#376 - Shhh dont tell them that 06/21/2016 on Teddy boy 0
#58 - You should learn how to get a regular one first 06/21/2016 on Startled +1
#51 - Cant do cpr on dead bodies  [+] (2 new replies) 06/13/2016 on They must have an excellent... 0
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#71 - xlelez (06/13/2016) [-]
Technically that's the only real time you're doing CPR.

Once you stop breathing and your heart stops you have around a 2-3 min window to try and get those started back up via CPR, or just rapid chest compression. while this window is open, you're still technically dead.
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#54 - brokentrucker (06/13/2016) [-]
Technically you can. Doesn't mean it will work.
#72 - The Flash a.k.a Joe and Barry crying 06/11/2016 on Flash TV series in a... +1
#107 - I only saw the first 2 episodes it was on at a conflicing sche…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2016 on literally the same 0
#108 - monsteranchergenki (05/29/2016) [-]
This looks as good as any.

https://piratebay.host/torrent/5566118/Monster_Rancher)

It takes a while to download and if you don't like the pokemon anime then you'll probably hat this for similar reasons.
#105 - Monster rancher! the game with the pale monster with the leaf …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/29/2016 on literally the same 0
#106 - monsteranchergenki (05/29/2016) [-]
I have the enitre series on my computer.

The show was better than the game.
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#112 - Noon (05/29/2016) [-]
I think I had it on the original playstation, and I remember you had to put in a random disk to get a monster then put a game disk back in. No joke, Rod Stewart gave me this badass rock hulk monster that fucked everything up.
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#107 - divinecreator (05/29/2016) [-]
I only saw the first 2 episodes it was on at a conflicing schedule with school, what site did you get the episodes from
#108 - monsteranchergenki (05/29/2016) [-]
This looks as good as any.

https://piratebay.host/torrent/5566118/Monster_Rancher)

It takes a while to download and if you don't like the pokemon anime then you'll probably hat this for similar reasons.
#101 - This reminds me of when Pokemon Red and Blue came out for the …  [+] (6 new replies) 05/29/2016 on literally the same 0
#104 - monsteranchergenki (05/29/2016) [-]
I got monster rancher battlecard instead.

I loved the shit out of it but it was still kind of devastating...
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#105 - divinecreator (05/29/2016) [-]
Monster rancher! the game with the pale monster with the leaf thingy on his head i actually wanted that one i saw it for 11.99 at cvs when cvs first opened. I have a vivid memory when it comes to those games.
#106 - monsteranchergenki (05/29/2016) [-]
I have the enitre series on my computer.

The show was better than the game.
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#112 - Noon (05/29/2016) [-]
I think I had it on the original playstation, and I remember you had to put in a random disk to get a monster then put a game disk back in. No joke, Rod Stewart gave me this badass rock hulk monster that fucked everything up.
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#107 - divinecreator (05/29/2016) [-]
I only saw the first 2 episodes it was on at a conflicing schedule with school, what site did you get the episodes from
#108 - monsteranchergenki (05/29/2016) [-]
This looks as good as any.

https://piratebay.host/torrent/5566118/Monster_Rancher)

It takes a while to download and if you don't like the pokemon anime then you'll probably hat this for similar reasons.
#77 - As a welder let me drop some knowledge. Pay rate$90-$120 an ho…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/29/2016 on Underwater Welder Greeted... +3
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#107 - supercookieduster (04/29/2016) [-]
ayy a fellow welder. damn, i didnt know it was that dangerous. thought about doing it, but the schools are expensive as fuck and im about as far away from the ocean as you can get
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#124 - clavatninenine (04/30/2016) [-]
Another welder here, I heard that the guys who weld underwater out on the oil rigs have a 30% fatality rate.
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#126 - supercookieduster (04/30/2016) [-]
jesus. from what i was reading it didn't seem that bad. plus most of those guys are welding underwater like 10-15% of the time, and doing various other shit during dive time. i guess every time you dive it can be dangerous, especially with how deep a lot of those guys go
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#81 - redstonealchemist (04/29/2016) [-]
can't they put glow sticks around your helmet or something? jeez. hazard much?
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#84 - blaaz (04/29/2016) [-]
The issue with that is the deeper you go the more colors in the light spectrum you lose. (I'm forgetting the specifics) you end up with dark blue in deep water if nor pitch black. That's not taking into account silt that's kicked up from them or currents. The silt can act like thick smoke which would obscure sight even if there is light. Shits cray.
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#87 - nudybooty (04/29/2016) [-]
Would it kill employees to stick a high beamed flash light on the helm though?